The Big Lebowski - Jesus Quintana "Fuck You In The Ass On Saturday" Scene

[Ashlieisbored]

Four 8 year olds didn't like this video

[andre51588]

What's this dislike shit? what's this bullshit? I don't fucking care!!! It doesn't matter to Jesus this video still will fuck you in the ass whoaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

[slayergriffith1]

Press 7 on your keyboard for the funniest thing.

[INEEDZALL]

MLP referenced this movie.

It is no longer a kids show.

[Hissanrach]

Look at Leon's expression throughout this, he's trying not to laugh it looks like lol

[ChillPill365]

he's crackin'

[A4rOn1992]

you think thats how jesus pulled back in the day

[lafazanahmet]

very very good men. He is my men ;)

[YaizaSanmartin]

Alguien sabe donde puedo encontrar esta escena en español?

[candybunneh]

4 people got fucke'd in the ass on saurday

[puggo]

@candybunneh  jaajajajaajajja

[ruffteh]

so this is what vega does on his day off..

[Sublime99skill]

8 year olds dude

[mahavishnuxc]

a few weeks ago I originally had a date with my girlfriend on a friday. She ended up getting too much homework so she called me to cancel on our date and then i asked her, what day she would be free.

so she said, "i'm free this wednesday."

and so i said, "You got a date wednesday baby!"

... She didnt get it.

[Dactuck]

Most women don't, on the initial introduction. But, after honest dialogue and continuous approbation, most women will understand the brilliance of this scene. And, she will love you more, for introducing her to it. Kinda like a good blowjob. Ha!

[Kudedado]

@mahavishnuxc dump her now, i mean now...call her and dump her, now...

[darrius54]

Hit 7 over and over again

[kushXhaze]

Liam and me...we're gonna fuck you up.

[codyrex39]

Thumbs up if you saw these guys on MLP.

[lankygit101]

@codyrex39 That I did sir, that I did.

[Jumpybeaver]

@codyrex39 You don't fool Jesus. I'm gonna buck you in the plot! You got a date Wednesday baby!

[MagronesBR]

@Jumpybeaver You mean they're airing the show on Wednesdays?

Yay.

[Jumpybeaver]

@MagronesBR Nope. I am just playing off what the guy said in the video.

[LLmoviemaker]

hahaha I love the guy next to The Jezus... lol he is like adding nothing.. and saying nothing.. But I love the guy man.. he is the most funny guy in the entire movie xD

He is like.. yea... what he said.. Lol hes such a loser that you kinda adore him. This movie was brilliant.. and now I want a fucking rug :D.

[chillaxer1993]

8 year olds dude

[moz1983]

Press 5, press 7...repeat. Laugh like a moron.

[MrStupickles1]

@moz1983 you are a genius

[Gauss247]

@moz1983 JAJAJJAJJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA

[Notecrusher]

i like how liam has his hands on his hips while the jesus is talking, hahahaha

[basehead617]

Jesus is hilarious the first time through the movie, but after that Liam is funnier to me, the genius of the Coens to pair Jesus with him.. perfect.. they always get the little things right.. a shittier filmmaker would just have another weird latino thug with him or something.

[Poeterish]

this scene is up there with 'you talkin' to me'

[Lex187videoz]

pressin 5 is da best brah lmao

[FatterBaby]

Press 7 for "Woooo!"

[gorbashuk]

me and Liam pmsl

[anonymistake]

around 0:20, right before "fuck you in the ass", the other dude is about to lose his shit. probably almost ruined the take...

[Spinalslicer]

@anonymistake hahaha you're totally right, he almost starts laughin, but they were probably like - we have to go with that take....too funny....

[gptomaz]

absolutely amazing

[durpinator]

asdf

[wonderpope]

pressing 6 and 8 alternatively is pretty funny too

[arkadyark]

hahahaha has anyone else noticed that liam wears shirts to match jesus's outfits?

[loko5555]

@arkadyark its a bowling team

[arkadyark]

@loko5555 yeah but like they coordinate it in advance

i find that soooooo funny to imagine liam getting dressed for bowling

[loko5555]

@arkadyark i dont know about that man

[smoothpants]

- John Tuturro is one of the greatest of our time. Anyone who could display a range from Jesus to Ambrose Monk...

Fantastic actor.

[PromiserOfDeath]

This part was made for John Turturro nobody else could played it better but John! 

[thelupoistheman1]

I have never laughed so hard in years. God bless Joel and Ethan.

[ultrakool]

keep pressing 5 to make the jesus caw like a crow

[jarvisel]

Eight year-olds, dude.

[ColombianMamacita]

I used to think he was soo fine in this movie..or in Do the right thing.. but whenever i watch him in transformers..bleh..i just want to slap him..;) o well..dig this scene ;)

[Dactuck]

The fucking Coen brothers. Too good. Pure comedy. This shit just made my day!

[chillaxer1993]

press 5 rapidly :D

[chillaxer1993]

yeah but he's a pervert

[Sevoni09]

This fucking scene is so fucking awesome man!!!! 0:25

[daafies2]

Lol

[severmine]

his fat friend is adorable

[mrguywhowatches]

Keep Clicking 0:26 over and over

[oswalddeath]

@mrguywhowatches /watch?v=idBhoV01ryo

[TheEvilelvis89]

3 people are getting fucked in the ass by jesus on wednesday instead.

[thomasimon]

Think of John Turturro like this next time you watch him in Barton Fink

[Kevlar281]

Wooo!

[StutsMonkey]

Press 3....fat dude gets hand job from Jesus...

[Defenstrator]

I'd forgotten about the "He's cracking" line on the end of that. After the madness that is Jesus I just burst out laughing.

[zangalerny]

excelente,bridges esta a punto de cagarse de risa.Turturro magnifico!!

[Django5198]

keep pressing 5 to turn him into a chicken

[killgorebill]

YOU'VE GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY BABY!!!!

[bumdeal1]

Even the ginger actor beside the Jesus is trying not to laugh his ass off during this scene if you watch closely. What a movie!

[SenorBolano]

his laugh is priceless :D

[BarbossaThePirate]

The Canucks will take Boston on Wednesday baby!

[MrAzmat11]

YOU SAID IT MAN NOBODY FUCKS WID THE JESUS!!



[CoolerKing37]

I doh fuck'n care!

[Whippingcabbage]

Day of rest don't matter to Jesus!

[Load7St]

One person got fucked in the ass on Saturday and the other one will get fucked on Wednesday.

[dukefan24112]

8 year olds, dude....

[LiuzPolar21]

"What's this bullshit?! I don't fucking care!!".

LOL

[fighter4christ7]

ahah!!

[NDeiCas89]

i literally crack up everytime i wacth this movie every actor hit there roles perfect

[charlieDetroit]

laughable mahn

[saiano1]

8 year olds, dude.

[vanderiv]

I love the fact that Liam doesn't speak at all in this movie :D

[fcwfifaclanwars]

One of the funniest scenes ever.... aaahahahahaaaa

[Reggie1971]

1,000 years from now people will be laughing at that scene!

[rezaletAK]

Liam and me; we gonna fuck you up!

[anonimystro12345]

Press 5 for crow

Press 8 for the cookie monster

[gallahu]

Yeah? Well thats just uh, you're opinion, man...

[jarredbeall]

hit 7 a few times

[GREEKNICK13]

0:06 it don't matter to jesus hahahaha!!!!!!

[tableScienceMusic123]

it dont matter to jesus...

[pmkoroni]

this guy so cracks me up man, look at those hips move lol

[rottenification]

Eight year olds, dude

[Django5198]

1 person got fucked in the ass on saturday

[kookiemoster1]

Best fucken movie ever Man!

[igpfpw]

he's cracking

[j6mcd]

Laughable man..HaHa.

[phobus666]

rofl