If i was at the controls of a train and someone jumped then I wouldnt give it a second thought. It is not my problem, but only the problem of the person who decided to jump.
Sorry, but this movie isn't really funny. I come from Singapore, and until not too long ago there was a spate of people falling off train platforms and getting killed or (less often) seriously injured, mostly suicides. It got our local authorities to install platform screen gates at stations that previously didn't have them.
Suicide isn't funny. Having had depression and almost wanting to commit suicide on many occasions, I know how serious this can be.
Theres peter powers terror drill on same day, same times same stations, 4 lads with promising lives taking a non existent train, virtually no cctv, bus cctv 'wasnt working', paper IDs 'found unscathed' (just like 9/11 and madrid) no investigation, reports of 3 asian guys being shot dead by police at canary wharf, explosions under trains, only richard jones and danny biddle recall seeing anyone, after great pressure from MI5, military explosives changed to TATP, ridiculous, another inside job!!
It's not the suicide that's meant to be funny it's the fact that a guy goes looking for people to commit suicide so he can retire early with loads of money.
Why is everyone being so god damn sensitive about this and unwilling to just repose that it's a comedy and that they should just laugh? Yes suicide is a tragedy, bu
about this time last year i was sitting behind the tube driver when some1 jumped on front of the tube at angle station, i was shocked my self when the guys shoe was flung back on platform and his hand could be seen sticking up, i still can recall the poor train driver telling us what happened, u could hear the shock in his voice
Many stations on the London Underground system now have transparent barrier walls all along the length of the platforms and when the trains stop the automatic doors in this barrier wall are level perfectly lined up with those on the trains for easy pasenger access in and out. Tjis is a sure way of preventing the tragedy of suicides on the Tube system.
Making movies does make money but it also tells a story and maybe they are trying to increase the publics awareness and yes sometimes they don't give a fuck. As for me and my "55 fag likes" proving anything, that's ridiculous. If they do make this movie I certainly won't be seeing it, I'm not the slightest bit interested.
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Tbh, train drivers sign up for the job knowing that people MAY jump infront of the train they are driving. It's happened before and will happen again. And for the family, it's not the writers fault they jumped infront of a train it's the person's who did jump infront of a train. I don't think it's a big deal.
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wow the guy at the end : "200 people a year die on our rails" like he's making an argument WTF
he's just admitted responsibiity for killing 200 people just to win a crummy argument
and why are TFL paying drivers bonuses for being serial killers(ok manslaughterers) but they charge £8 for a £1.50 journey if you don't "touch in touch out properly" mindless cretins
just make it all DLR
then i can sit at the front like a rollercoaster wheeeee!
@natmanprime how the fuck does that make them responsible?!?!? someone needs to learn how long it takes to stop a train.. they are not cars!! the drivers are not RESPONSIBLE.. they are the victims too... you physically can't stop a train when you only have little notice.. that's why people commit suicide by jumping in front of trains and not buses and cars... no-one is responsible apart from the factor, be in situation or person who drove that [erson to suicide i nthe first place..
@xoxodavidtennantxoxo i'm not talkin bout drivers, I'm talkn bout the bosses that can make the station safe enough so it stops becoming the suicide method OF CHOICE ynaaamean?
instead of paying the drivers for contributing to the death (albeit accidental, or even unstoppable), the money should have gone into preventing the suicide from happening.
So now you got traumatised drivers, pointlessly being handed money, and twats like in the video bragging about their kills
@natmanprime some train services are privately owned butas far as im aware, tubes are still government run and they only get a certain amount of money.. this money is spent on making things safer.. how can you not have noticed that some stations now have glass walls with doors that ony open when train stops but money cant JSUT be spent on that.. its also spent on maintenance and making stations usable for disabled.. they are doing the best they can.. theyre not RESPONSIBLE for these suicides..
dead funny? LOLz I'm pretty sure this film will end with the main protagonist having a last second change of mind and braking just in time possibly centimeters away from the person whos jumped!
anyone know if someone died on the underground between bank and oxford circus between 6-8 on 3 december 2010 because on that route i heard a woman shrieking as the train left the station, and others on the tube heard it also.
Of course the Union is only really bothered by people finding out about the ludicrous sums of money they manage to purloin from passengers.. I mean, sure I have sympathy for any driver that finds his train killing someone.. However he's not responsible of course.. and more importantly he's still capable of working again in a different job or career.. So Union get off your high horse, you stink from up there..
ppl who commit suicide are juat attention seeking dickheads! if someone said to me that they were going to jump in front of a tube train i would tell them not to and say go to dover and jump off a cliff instead cos theres less people involved. there really is nothing worth ccomminting suicide over!! :S
@mackat4ck seeking attention by telling thier friends that they will commit suicide then their friends say "AWW DONT PLEASE DONT" .... if someone said to me that they were going to commit suicide i would say go on then jump on the tracks they are live with electricity but dont jump in front of a train because the drivers will have to live with it for the rest of their lives. this also makes them bloody minded
@ElmPark001 Attention seekers tell everyone they will commit suicide and then don't. Some people who are genuinely upset sometimes do not think rationally and do things to them selves that they wouldn't normally do. They don't want to seek attention they want to end their own suffering. The answer is to try and help them, not to turn your back on them. I agree that people shouldn't jump in front on trains because they shouldn't commit suicide at all.
why would some 1 wants to jump infront of a trains. 1st its a messy job to clean up whats left of you. 2nd you'll make people late for work. 3rd most likey give the train driver a heart attack.
We don't give a damn about 100,000s of people who die of starvation and lack of drinking water every year but we get upset when somebody makes a movie about a few blokes who decide to make strawberry jam of themselves by jumping in front of a train.
This film will neither keep anyone from killing themselves in tube stations nor will it encourage anyone.
It's not like they're shoving the movie in your face, you'll have to pay at least $10 to see it...than forcibly walk yourself into a theater and sit down.
yeah okay I understand why they would be pissed off and upset. I mean that Is so horrible for that to happen to someone. but come on - theres movies like this everywhere? right?
why dont you pick on war movies?
why dont you pick on rape movies?
why dont you pick on gun shootings?
why dont you pick on a movie full of naked hookers?
@mophead94 I didnt say that. I was trying to say - if other people see another person committing suicide, they can help them. yerno, stop them before its 'too late.'
@sashathepanda When a train operator has a 'one under' it can be devastating for them, some may never drive a train again. That is why the unions aren't happy.
@angrygingerkidtech I understand, but let me tell you something. there are a few rape movies right? like the one with Jodie Foster [The Accused - 1988] now Im a person who knows someone who got raped. It was devastating for her. For her to see a movie like that just bought back memories. How do you think these people feel when they go out everyday knowing what happened to them? Theyre strong. So I dont get why theyre complaining about a train suicide movie - just sayin.
@sashathepanda I suppose with a train suicide you have the following people affected
- Injured party (most cases wont die, will live with severe difficulties)
- The train op
- Passengers on the train (Approx 400)
- Staff at the station
- Passengers on the platform
-Family of all above
Without sounding callous, rail suicides in this case cause mental anguish and despair for a considerable amount of people. The unions in this case are just protecting their members.
@angrygingerkidtech yes I agree with everything you said there. I find It so horrible that this kinda stuff happens to people. but youre not understanding what Im trying to say, which Is, I dont get why people have to complain when there are other movies which are being made that are based on every day situations. everybody gets affected one way or another, and yet the media makes movies about these things to give people more awareness.
@angrygingerkidtech giving people more awareness can be good. lets just say, for example, a director makes a movie about a famous person getting stabbed In an alley. It will give the audience more awareness. their message could be 'dont walk alone In a dark alley.' Im saying maybe this movie can give awareness to more people. they can be more careful and look out for people when theyre In train stations.
britain is loosing its good comoidy just look at the life of brian only the british found it funny these people are pefectiic they go round looking for things to like thats racvist or thats offensive y dont they get realy and have a good laff
well...I work on the trains and I can only tell you that suicides are no laughting matter here as not because they are so sad that people die,but those insensitive selfish people who jump in front of the train cause massive delays for more than half of the day and tousands of people can't get to work on time and take their frustration on US,the staff
@IfritAxel wow you are comparing someone whos life has become so unbearable they look for a quick and easy way to end it all to having a few moody cunts complain at you ... really ?! I also think its just a film and its nothing to be sensitive over!
Firstly, the film was a tasteless peice of shit and did not have any entertaining value what so ever.
Secondly, if you wonder why people "are so whiny and sensitive" try witnessing a one under, some drivers won't even use the tube again let alone be able to drive a train again.
I know what dark humour is, but the film was rubbish anyway!
That looks like it might be a good film. I'm sure if they made a film about milk cart drivers someone would have had their dog run down by one and so feel upset by it. That's life right.
@GraphiteGum What do you think is happening in Iraq and Afghanistan RIGHT NOW? War is happening every day, and a few whinging liberals are complaining about suicide? Check your pulse.
@teddybeareleventeen well so ur saying no one gets upset about thosands of deaths and heart broken familys well i guess if ur mother or father die i guess ull just shrug and say of no worrys they just died not a big deal heh i doupt it
It's quite obvious that no one does get upset about the thousands that die every year. If people really did care something would be done to stop it. Most people on this earth are too busy worrying about their own lives. If someone thinks suicide is the ONLY solution to whatever their problems are then quite frankly the human race is better off without them. That includes my parents if they were stupid enough to think they had no one to turn to. Suicide is the losers way out.
@teddybeareleventeen on the other hand, you dont get comedy war movies do you??? this isnt a serious film about suicide.. there have been plenty of them, its a COMEDY.. and i think its insensitive.. my friend had a cousin who commited suicide this way.. i dont think she would laugh >.< neither would i..
@xoxodavidtennantxoxo Don't get comedy war movies you say? M*A*S*H (Movie AND TV), Operation Petticoat, Father Goose, Kelly's Heroes, Hogan's Heroes (TV), Allo Allo (TV), Dad's Army (TV), It Ain't Half Hot Mum (TV), Francis in The Navy, Which Way to The Front, Goodnight Sweetheart (TV), Stalag 17. Is that enough? If I find anymore I'll let you know!
I cannot believe the BBFC would grant this movie a certificate, based on the inappropriate nature of the film. And for London Underground to 'allow' this to be filmed for their own financial gain (they charge a fee for a licence to film at their stations, including Charing Cross Jubilee line platform 4 where this was filmed) just makes me sick. Typical money grabbing bastards.
in other words at the end he is saying "hahahaha!! a guy just jumped off a bridge and died!! hahahaha!! thats the 5th funnyest thing i have ever seen! hahaha!!"
As an ex tube driver I can say the whole idea in this film is bullshit & that anybody trying a scam like this would probably be done for attemptted murder at least.
This is the absolute cringeworthy shit style of reporting that means I watch youtube now instead of the television. Making news where there isn't really any. If people find a comedy about suicide funny then good luck to them. Let them get on with it. What is this fucking society to get high and mighty about morals?
It's funny because in the film it's not real. I love controversial humor. Loads of people do. All these politically correct people in suits are living in denial of the truth, always afraid to offend somebody. Fuck them and their politics. They are no different from children crying because they can't eat sweets before dinner.
Hmm,how interesting. Whilst I do not enjoy ALL upsetting subjects I find myself enjoying clever & well presented media, whether through movies, books or even ads. Sadly for the do gooders, yes like myself, stopping the presentation of these subjects in whatever form will not stop depression, abuse, drug use etc & therefore does not encourage these poor souls who take their lives...trains or not, they willl, & do, find a way if they're serious. Leave the creators of our humourous relief alone.
If murder can be funny in some films why can't suicide? Its still death no matter how you look on it, suicide is not funny in real life but this is just a film!
IVE SEEN SO MANY WHITE MOPPING THE FLOOR IN COUNCIL HOUSE FOR ASIAN PEOPLE SORRY ESCUSE MY FRENCH EMOTION BUT ITS TOTALLY UNFAIR AFTER THAT I CAN SAY THAT IM RACIST YES IAM ITS SHAME FOR ENGLAND POOR BRITISH U GOVERNMENT TAKING THE PISS
When you have been involved in Fatalities on Rail then come back and talk to me. When you get to see the last look at a Suicider who laughs at the Driver of a Train. Which the Driver at times remembers all his life then come and talk to me. There is nothing funny about hitting a human body at 160kph with a train and that body vapourises in an instant. Or the body gets caught under the train and is ripped appart by the Track Magnets. Yeah something to really laugh about NOT
You are absolutely right, there is nothing funny about the context of the movie or the idea behind it. However the movie is a good movie highlighting very important matters about life. There are some very strange individuals who are leaving comments on here assuming anyone who enjoyed the movie is condoning the acts involve. Simply not true, a good movie is just that. I had to endure a phonecall to say that my friend had jumped off a tower in our local park. Nothing funny about that.
Mmh... brave people, tackling a subject like this. Personally, I've not had anybody I know jump under a train, but I have been on many trains that have hit people. It's not something I'd be able to laugh about but as people rightly say, there are some people in this world who would laugh. If there's an audience, that's all they really care about...
You had my support until your last sentence. I'm really sorry for anyone that has experienced suicide in any form - victim (oh yes they are), family, friends, associates in any way, but I think in this day & age we're smart enough to make informed decisions & laughing is a good cure for recovery from such a tragedy..... those who know what I mean will understand.......... oh, to laugh again ....
Someone fell under a train just a few weeks ago here in Portland Oregon but fortunately they fell in a spot just deep enough to clear the train above.
Wow, what an intelligent comment?! Seen the movie have you? It actually probes the deepest parts of psyche as humans, looks at what's important in life, shame so many people are jaded by ONE idea and can't see beyond it.. the movie is more about LIFE, not death..
@catshez not sure why a couple of people don't like the truth, it sympathises with train drivers and it even makes suicidal people think that maybe they can sort themselves out and fix any problems. The film has a recurring quote 'cease the day' if that isn't about living, i don't know what is
One of this biggest human's fears is death. Hence the strange and unruly comments to my comment.but these people ASSUMED what they wanted. their assumption comes from their own mind, not mine. Thanks for you comment :)
PEOPLE ARE DYING MAN! KILLING THEMSELVES! MAKING THE CHOICE TO END THEIR OWN LIFE! THAT'S THE BIG DEAL!!! So in other words. Nothing. Too many people don't grasp the concept as anything more than black and white
i agree one of the best things in life is seeing comedy for what it is.. but when you take something very real and tragic and try to turn it into something funny it takes a pretty twisted but mostely ignorant mind to laugh.. its like making a comedy show about your parents death and yes.. some will find it funny
People committing suicide on the underground are selfish, heartless cunts who have no consideration for what the train drivers and the people cleaning their gory mess go through. Aren't there enough tall cliffs with solid bedrocks to jump from?
It's about time they made them like the Jubilee line where you have plastic capsules that prevent any interaction with the tracks. Also, I have a mate who works as a paramedic and has told me that people have been pushed onto the tracks as a trains approaches by "jokers" who find it amusing. Fuckin' scary.
Or the white cliffs of Dover? How about that for a suicide spot? It's arguably one of the prettiest natural formations in England, it's iconic and besides the view must be stunning as you plunge to your irreversible end.
I tell you what is a joke is that this is true. If a person jumps on the track they get the rest of their lives off work on full pay. Lazy fucking union cunts! WTF!
If i was at the controls of a train and someone jumped then I wouldnt give it a second thought. It is not my problem, but only the problem of the person who decided to jump.
astro7894 6 days ago
Bad taste.
15264897 1 week ago
What is the name of the song playing in the first sec?
OMGMarj 2 weeks ago
Sorry, but this movie isn't really funny. I come from Singapore, and until not too long ago there was a spate of people falling off train platforms and getting killed or (less often) seriously injured, mostly suicides. It got our local authorities to install platform screen gates at stations that previously didn't have them.
Suicide isn't funny. Having had depression and almost wanting to commit suicide on many occasions, I know how serious this can be.
eXAKR 2 months ago
@eXAKR its a film dont cry.
TooonBeeHD 1 month ago
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Theres peter powers terror drill on same day, same times same stations, 4 lads with promising lives taking a non existent train, virtually no cctv, bus cctv 'wasnt working', paper IDs 'found unscathed' (just like 9/11 and madrid) no investigation, reports of 3 asian guys being shot dead by police at canary wharf, explosions under trains, only richard jones and danny biddle recall seeing anyone, after great pressure from MI5, military explosives changed to TATP, ridiculous, another inside job!!
wellifthemediasaysit 2 months ago
Are they actually throwing people under trains? No? Don't whine about fiction.
DrBuggles1 4 months ago 2
Sick Fucks...piss off!
02Blackbeard 5 months ago
It's good film, It had Gemma Arterton in it :)
BridieGranger 6 months ago
DERP, just don't watch the movie. Argument over.
GaxAngel 6 months ago
It's not the suicide that's meant to be funny it's the fact that a guy goes looking for people to commit suicide so he can retire early with loads of money.
4evaJaredLeto 6 months ago
wait they are rats YAY
rockhoppyproductions 6 months ago
puppies :'(
rockhoppyproductions 6 months ago
I thought this was a movie about learning how to take suicide on the underground at first. XD
TheIgraenne 6 months ago
ahaha this is hilarious, i want to see this
editedbyfailure 6 months ago
2 top comments! so greedy
VibECarter 6 months ago
But I mean, c'mon. Ease the fuck up man. If the gonna be offended by this, then don't go to see it!!!
fsffsa5325324 6 months ago
Why is everyone being so god damn sensitive about this and unwilling to just repose that it's a comedy and that they should just laugh? Yes suicide is a tragedy, bu
fsffsa5325324 6 months ago
noone with a right mind would take a video like this and put it on the internet
Firepizza9110 6 months ago
Sorry to be beastly, but there is a movie mistake. Robert Webb would say that the first one is at the disused Charing Cross Platforms.
formulacountdown 8 months ago
about this time last year i was sitting behind the tube driver when some1 jumped on front of the tube at angle station, i was shocked my self when the guys shoe was flung back on platform and his hand could be seen sticking up, i still can recall the poor train driver telling us what happened, u could hear the shock in his voice
TheFlemingsgarage 9 months ago
Not gonna lie, I clicked to see someone dying in the underground
Itslorenz 9 months ago
@Itslorenz I clicked because I thought it might have been a documentary about why people do that. Didn't expect this at all.
FaerieCrone 7 months ago
He says "5500 people die as a result of suicide every year" well tell me how many have NOT died as a result of suicide????
jimthewreck 10 months ago 2
Many stations on the London Underground system now have transparent barrier walls all along the length of the platforms and when the trains stop the automatic doors in this barrier wall are level perfectly lined up with those on the trains for easy pasenger access in and out. Tjis is a sure way of preventing the tragedy of suicides on the Tube system.
Gavestonful 10 months ago
@Gavestonful Actually this is only 10 or 15 stations out of 280 on the Jubilee Line Extension, and who would WANT to commit suicide there?
trivran 8 months ago
All the dislikes were people looking for a video of someone jumping infront of a train. You know its true!!!!!!!!!!
99uberberris 10 months ago
Making movies does make money but it also tells a story and maybe they are trying to increase the publics awareness and yes sometimes they don't give a fuck. As for me and my "55 fag likes" proving anything, that's ridiculous. If they do make this movie I certainly won't be seeing it, I'm not the slightest bit interested.
BTW, I just LOVE your user name! =D
Bless You!!
teddybeareleventeen 10 months ago
its called 3 and out
EliteJumper94 11 months ago
The Germany problem is misunderstood around the world.The reason for German atrocities and agressiveness is a result of greed and idleness.Racism and the idea of world domination are only an ideological cover for this greed and idleness.This makes it very difficult to deal with the question of Germany, as the German state will always assemble a large part of the Germans with the aim"to make money"using immoral means.My brother had been tortured 5.5 years and was murdered because of our homepage
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@sophiascalpel In this case you may want to have a look at channel 18BND88
This is about German snitchers abroad undermining the local society to drain as much wealth as possible.
wwwtotalitaerde 6 months ago
Tbh, train drivers sign up for the job knowing that people MAY jump infront of the train they are driving. It's happened before and will happen again. And for the family, it's not the writers fault they jumped infront of a train it's the person's who did jump infront of a train. I don't think it's a big deal.
xPAIGEbabes 11 months ago
whats the name of this film
blackking7474 11 months ago
whats the film called
blackking7474 11 months ago
Just waitn on a red signal till we get va orll clear from va control room
Or, Dis train will be eld ere at dis station to reg-u-late the service,
The Hammersmith, City and District lines are closed due to planned engineering works, all other lines operating a good service.
BlueRibbonWinner 11 months ago
i speak for everyone..... IT'S A FILM! CALM DOWN!
J0539hMC94 11 months ago
i think its discracefull I really do. as a matter of fact people who are old enough to remember war movies do get upset by there past
wpinklady 1 year ago
This film was a huge flop when it released.
Bachsoboe 1 year ago
@Bachsoboe iam not surprized
wpinklady 1 year ago
thats fine . try fucking providing a good service. your half the reason people end it
dmaccy35 1 year ago
did this film get made pleeeez say it did
djvampya 1 year ago
tfl are cunts anyway
humza215 1 year ago 2
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justicepartyuk 1 year ago
People are so damn sensitive go up
cheron60 1 year ago
its not even like the movie is taking the piss out of suicide
some people need to grow a pair
fucking 'sensetive'...
Bentkz 1 year ago
on average a train driver will experience a suicide at their train once every 20 years
dancthegr 1 year ago
wow the guy at the end : "200 people a year die on our rails" like he's making an argument WTF
he's just admitted responsibiity for killing 200 people just to win a crummy argument
and why are TFL paying drivers bonuses for being serial killers(ok manslaughterers) but they charge £8 for a £1.50 journey if you don't "touch in touch out properly" mindless cretins
just make it all DLR
then i can sit at the front like a rollercoaster wheeeee!
if death happens it happens
DONE
£'s nowt to do wi' it
natmanprime 1 year ago
@natmanprime how the fuck does that make them responsible?!?!? someone needs to learn how long it takes to stop a train.. they are not cars!! the drivers are not RESPONSIBLE.. they are the victims too... you physically can't stop a train when you only have little notice.. that's why people commit suicide by jumping in front of trains and not buses and cars... no-one is responsible apart from the factor, be in situation or person who drove that [erson to suicide i nthe first place..
xoxodavidtennantxoxo 1 year ago
@xoxodavidtennantxoxo i'm not talkin bout drivers, I'm talkn bout the bosses that can make the station safe enough so it stops becoming the suicide method OF CHOICE ynaaamean?
instead of paying the drivers for contributing to the death (albeit accidental, or even unstoppable), the money should have gone into preventing the suicide from happening.
So now you got traumatised drivers, pointlessly being handed money, and twats like in the video bragging about their kills
natmanprime 1 year ago
@natmanprime some train services are privately owned butas far as im aware, tubes are still government run and they only get a certain amount of money.. this money is spent on making things safer.. how can you not have noticed that some stations now have glass walls with doors that ony open when train stops but money cant JSUT be spent on that.. its also spent on maintenance and making stations usable for disabled.. they are doing the best they can.. theyre not RESPONSIBLE for these suicides..
xoxodavidtennantxoxo 1 year ago
@xoxodavidtennantxoxo ok
natmanprime 1 year ago
dead funny? LOLz I'm pretty sure this film will end with the main protagonist having a last second change of mind and braking just in time possibly centimeters away from the person whos jumped!
GRIMLOCK84 1 year ago
I hate it when people get upset over nothing. IT'S A MOVIE! GET OVER IT!
aprilblenk 1 year ago
anyone know if someone died on the underground between bank and oxford circus between 6-8 on 3 december 2010 because on that route i heard a woman shrieking as the train left the station, and others on the tube heard it also.
thanks :)
benhoshinji 1 year ago
ITS FUCKEN HILARIOUS
sdthird10 1 year ago
Of course the Union is only really bothered by people finding out about the ludicrous sums of money they manage to purloin from passengers.. I mean, sure I have sympathy for any driver that finds his train killing someone.. However he's not responsible of course.. and more importantly he's still capable of working again in a different job or career.. So Union get off your high horse, you stink from up there..
xelenty 1 year ago
ppl who commit suicide are juat attention seeking dickheads! if someone said to me that they were going to jump in front of a tube train i would tell them not to and say go to dover and jump off a cliff instead cos theres less people involved. there really is nothing worth ccomminting suicide over!! :S
ElmPark001 1 year ago
@ElmPark001 How can they be seeking attention if they are dead?
mackat4ck 1 year ago
@mackat4ck seeking attention by telling thier friends that they will commit suicide then their friends say "AWW DONT PLEASE DONT" .... if someone said to me that they were going to commit suicide i would say go on then jump on the tracks they are live with electricity but dont jump in front of a train because the drivers will have to live with it for the rest of their lives. this also makes them bloody minded
ElmPark001 1 year ago
@ElmPark001 Attention seekers tell everyone they will commit suicide and then don't. Some people who are genuinely upset sometimes do not think rationally and do things to them selves that they wouldn't normally do. They don't want to seek attention they want to end their own suffering. The answer is to try and help them, not to turn your back on them. I agree that people shouldn't jump in front on trains because they shouldn't commit suicide at all.
mackat4ck 1 year ago
why would some 1 wants to jump infront of a trains. 1st its a messy job to clean up whats left of you. 2nd you'll make people late for work. 3rd most likey give the train driver a heart attack.
GayBoyRunning 1 year ago
@GayBoyRunning very funny :(
TheTV30 1 year ago
train drivers need to quit their bitching and grow a pair, it's a low budget British movie no one cares.
CrumpetForest 1 year ago
No offence but I fink train drivers are being a bit divaish.
bus140808 1 year ago
he thinks its not funny? has he seen the film? ITS HILARIOUS!
Mrshaun15 1 year ago
@Mrshaun15 whats it called
ApplesAppReviewer 1 year ago
C'mon people, it's just a movie.
We don't give a damn about 100,000s of people who die of starvation and lack of drinking water every year but we get upset when somebody makes a movie about a few blokes who decide to make strawberry jam of themselves by jumping in front of a train.
This film will neither keep anyone from killing themselves in tube stations nor will it encourage anyone.
HappyDay989 1 year ago
damm brits are pussies
ndecker3295 1 year ago
its a fucking film chill out dam
TooonBeeHD 1 year ago
everyone that has watched this video are a bunch of mugs, besides me because I'm special.
hamza1991 1 year ago
This is like lord of the rings but with metro and people with bad teeth.
MKMachine 1 year ago
I'd pay to watch it :D
bt999yahoo 1 year ago
It's not like they're shoving the movie in your face, you'll have to pay at least $10 to see it...than forcibly walk yourself into a theater and sit down.
tftmc 1 year ago
yeah okay I understand why they would be pissed off and upset. I mean that Is so horrible for that to happen to someone. but come on - theres movies like this everywhere? right?
why dont you pick on war movies?
why dont you pick on rape movies?
why dont you pick on gun shootings?
why dont you pick on a movie full of naked hookers?
yeah. thought so. some people need to grow up.
sashathepanda 1 year ago 26
might I add, some people might get more awareness If they watch this movie. I think people would learn to be more careful.
sashathepanda 1 year ago 40
@sashathepanda what? so suicide is just people being careless? are you joking?
mophead94 10 months ago
@mophead94 I didnt say that. I was trying to say - if other people see another person committing suicide, they can help them. yerno, stop them before its 'too late.'
sashathepanda 10 months ago
@sashathepanda ah fair
mophead94 10 months ago
@sashathepanda When a train operator has a 'one under' it can be devastating for them, some may never drive a train again. That is why the unions aren't happy.
angrygingerkidtech 1 year ago
@angrygingerkidtech I understand, but let me tell you something. there are a few rape movies right? like the one with Jodie Foster [The Accused - 1988] now Im a person who knows someone who got raped. It was devastating for her. For her to see a movie like that just bought back memories. How do you think these people feel when they go out everyday knowing what happened to them? Theyre strong. So I dont get why theyre complaining about a train suicide movie - just sayin.
sashathepanda 1 year ago
@sashathepanda I suppose with a train suicide you have the following people affected
- Injured party (most cases wont die, will live with severe difficulties)
- The train op
- Passengers on the train (Approx 400)
- Staff at the station
- Passengers on the platform
-Family of all above
Without sounding callous, rail suicides in this case cause mental anguish and despair for a considerable amount of people. The unions in this case are just protecting their members.
angrygingerkidtech 1 year ago
@angrygingerkidtech yes I agree with everything you said there. I find It so horrible that this kinda stuff happens to people. but youre not understanding what Im trying to say, which Is, I dont get why people have to complain when there are other movies which are being made that are based on every day situations. everybody gets affected one way or another, and yet the media makes movies about these things to give people more awareness.
sashathepanda 1 year ago
@angrygingerkidtech giving people more awareness can be good. lets just say, for example, a director makes a movie about a famous person getting stabbed In an alley. It will give the audience more awareness. their message could be 'dont walk alone In a dark alley.' Im saying maybe this movie can give awareness to more people. they can be more careful and look out for people when theyre In train stations.
sashathepanda 1 year ago
@sashathepanda I LIKE naked hookers!!!! =D Thumbs up for naked hookers!!!
teddybeareleventeen 10 months ago
@teddybeareleventeen um, wow, okay, Im not even gonna say anything to that.
sashathepanda 10 months ago
Who do these people think they are? The fucking comedy police?
No! They work on the fucking railway. Who cares what they think?
Nilguiri 1 year ago 2
that guy at 0:37 just rueins comidy
tH3bUdS 1 year ago
I can understand why train drivers don't like this.
mahler71 1 year ago
britain is loosing its good comoidy just look at the life of brian only the british found it funny these people are pefectiic they go round looking for things to like thats racvist or thats offensive y dont they get realy and have a good laff
rudeboyashley 1 year ago
wouldn't it be funny if the person jumps in front of the wrong train lol !
hazza19664 1 year ago 2
i saw it XD was hillarious =D
MattySP34Ks 1 year ago
haha whats it called, i wanna watch it
JonsMaName 1 year ago
I'd do it, I would jump infront of the train for him. It would mean saving someone else's life.
JackCasanovaTennant 1 year ago
well...I work on the trains and I can only tell you that suicides are no laughting matter here as not because they are so sad that people die,but those insensitive selfish people who jump in front of the train cause massive delays for more than half of the day and tousands of people can't get to work on time and take their frustration on US,the staff
IfritAxel 1 year ago
@IfritAxel wow you are comparing someone whos life has become so unbearable they look for a quick and easy way to end it all to having a few moody cunts complain at you ... really ?! I also think its just a film and its nothing to be sensitive over!
MatRaoulNash 1 year ago
never Take dog into london undeground stations!!
Przerabiacz1994 1 year ago
Suicide is a fundamental human rigth - it is just deciding the circumstances of the inevitable death! Cool movie
HOLDTHAPHONE 1 year ago
hilarious :/
domy449 1 year ago
Firstly, the film was a tasteless peice of shit and did not have any entertaining value what so ever.
Secondly, if you wonder why people "are so whiny and sensitive" try witnessing a one under, some drivers won't even use the tube again let alone be able to drive a train again.
I know what dark humour is, but the film was rubbish anyway!
r27redbird 1 year ago
@r27redbird Oh stop being so whiny and over-sensitive.
Kozzy06 1 year ago
i think its terrible if someone jumps in front of a train firstly your ruining the drivers life
08posdom 1 year ago
dark humor ;)
TheAnnoyingThing1915 1 year ago
wtf!
imyk2k9 1 year ago
so what if people are upset about this? nobody is making them watching it.
JoshMufc101 1 year ago
Slap a warning on it about the content and then people can decide whether to watch it. Problem solved.
jamesinmaebashi 1 year ago
That looks like it might be a good film. I'm sure if they made a film about milk cart drivers someone would have had their dog run down by one and so feel upset by it. That's life right.
richb2004 1 year ago
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what is this film called?
rexel124 1 year ago
its a book that has been made into a film get over yourself and enjoy it !!!!!
dannybonjuice07812 1 year ago
It's just a movie peope! No one gets upset about war movies!
teddybeareleventeen 1 year ago 64
@teddybeareleventeen War ones are old fashioned.. this is soemthign that could happen everyday.
GraphiteGum 1 year ago
@GraphiteGum What do you think is happening in Iraq and Afghanistan RIGHT NOW? War is happening every day, and a few whinging liberals are complaining about suicide? Check your pulse.
teddybeareleventeen 1 year ago
@teddybeareleventeen well so ur saying no one gets upset about thosands of deaths and heart broken familys well i guess if ur mother or father die i guess ull just shrug and say of no worrys they just died not a big deal heh i doupt it
XxwarriorwolvesxX 1 year ago
It's quite obvious that no one does get upset about the thousands that die every year. If people really did care something would be done to stop it. Most people on this earth are too busy worrying about their own lives. If someone thinks suicide is the ONLY solution to whatever their problems are then quite frankly the human race is better off without them. That includes my parents if they were stupid enough to think they had no one to turn to. Suicide is the losers way out.
teddybeareleventeen 1 year ago
@teddybeareleventeen ERM. YES. THEY DO -__-
jthqrules 1 year ago
@teddybeareleventeen on the other hand, you dont get comedy war movies do you??? this isnt a serious film about suicide.. there have been plenty of them, its a COMEDY.. and i think its insensitive.. my friend had a cousin who commited suicide this way.. i dont think she would laugh >.< neither would i..
xoxodavidtennantxoxo 1 year ago
@xoxodavidtennantxoxo Don't get comedy war movies you say? M*A*S*H (Movie AND TV), Operation Petticoat, Father Goose, Kelly's Heroes, Hogan's Heroes (TV), Allo Allo (TV), Dad's Army (TV), It Ain't Half Hot Mum (TV), Francis in The Navy, Which Way to The Front, Goodnight Sweetheart (TV), Stalag 17. Is that enough? If I find anymore I'll let you know!
Like I said.... Suicide IS the LOSERS way out!!!
teddybeareleventeen 1 year ago
@teddybeareleventeen oh I see what will they think of next?? a remake of 7/7???
wpinklady 1 year ago
@wpinklady If there is profit in peoples suffering, and there is, they will!
teddybeareleventeen 11 months ago
@teddybeareleventeen because war movies dont make killing people into a joke
mophead94 10 months ago
@teddybeareleventeen apart from refuring to Schindler's List, but i sooooo get your point! i agree!
GeekyGirl1011 10 months ago
I cannot believe the BBFC would grant this movie a certificate, based on the inappropriate nature of the film. And for London Underground to 'allow' this to be filmed for their own financial gain (they charge a fee for a licence to film at their stations, including Charing Cross Jubilee line platform 4 where this was filmed) just makes me sick. Typical money grabbing bastards.
LordHeath1972 1 year ago
in other words at the end he is saying "hahahaha!! a guy just jumped off a bridge and died!! hahahaha!! thats the 5th funnyest thing i have ever seen! hahaha!!"
dethloodragn 1 year ago
As an ex tube driver I can say the whole idea in this film is bullshit & that anybody trying a scam like this would probably be done for attemptted murder at least.
TimBrown59 1 year ago
London underground there all fucking lazy useless cunts london underground there greedy cunts i shoot them with a rifle la la la la la la!!!!!!!!!
and yes they do get paid off for the rest of their lives
mikeybuk73 1 year ago
Well lets not have any a drama that might upset some one then. Lets end all ficticious drama today. What a stupid cunt.
LouisPlume 1 year ago
that film is so funny. =D
GREALDO21 1 year ago
This is the absolute cringeworthy shit style of reporting that means I watch youtube now instead of the television. Making news where there isn't really any. If people find a comedy about suicide funny then good luck to them. Let them get on with it. What is this fucking society to get high and mighty about morals?
MatthewOfLondon 1 year ago
Come on...
You dont find this funny?
Creeps i find it F***KING HALARIOUS
I would rate that film 5 *
911knower 1 year ago
It's funny because in the film it's not real. I love controversial humor. Loads of people do. All these politically correct people in suits are living in denial of the truth, always afraid to offend somebody. Fuck them and their politics. They are no different from children crying because they can't eat sweets before dinner.
OwnedOver9000 1 year ago
ffs, it's a comedy. a joke, meaning not to be taken seriously!
JoshRobertson142 1 year ago
Blah blah blah...
leathrskin 1 year ago
Mackensie Crooke is a modern artist: no taste, no talent and relies on shock to get people's attention.
gliderama 1 year ago
Filmmakers are the lowest of the low.
gliderama 1 year ago
@gliderama "Filmmakers are the lowest of the low." That's a stupid thing to say. All filmmakers are different.
OwnedOver9000 1 year ago
Isn't it as a simple as NOT watching the film?
mariotaz 1 year ago
Oh shut the fuck up motherfucker mr union
joewattguitarist 1 year ago
Hmm,how interesting. Whilst I do not enjoy ALL upsetting subjects I find myself enjoying clever & well presented media, whether through movies, books or even ads. Sadly for the do gooders, yes like myself, stopping the presentation of these subjects in whatever form will not stop depression, abuse, drug use etc & therefore does not encourage these poor souls who take their lives...trains or not, they willl, & do, find a way if they're serious. Leave the creators of our humourous relief alone.
Ausdudette 1 year ago
Oh my god I want some chicken, help me find some chicken. I want chicken, and not just any old chicken. ITS GOTTA BE DRRRRRUM STICK! DRUM STICK!
CuntyAssbite 1 year ago
If murder can be funny in some films why can't suicide? Its still death no matter how you look on it, suicide is not funny in real life but this is just a film!
simpletimes222 1 year ago 2
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cabochtron 1 year ago
When you have been involved in Fatalities on Rail then come back and talk to me. When you get to see the last look at a Suicider who laughs at the Driver of a Train. Which the Driver at times remembers all his life then come and talk to me. There is nothing funny about hitting a human body at 160kph with a train and that body vapourises in an instant. Or the body gets caught under the train and is ripped appart by the Track Magnets. Yeah something to really laugh about NOT
Sipatbana 1 year ago 2
You are absolutely right, there is nothing funny about the context of the movie or the idea behind it. However the movie is a good movie highlighting very important matters about life. There are some very strange individuals who are leaving comments on here assuming anyone who enjoyed the movie is condoning the acts involve. Simply not true, a good movie is just that. I had to endure a phonecall to say that my friend had jumped off a tower in our local park. Nothing funny about that.
catshez 1 year ago
@Sipatbana
The body vaporises?!
MurphProductions 1 year ago
It depends on several factors, however, in some cases vaporises is a close enough description of what happens, in my experience.
JulietSierraUK 1 year ago
@MurphProductions Yes Murph at 160 Kph a Train travelling at that speed hits a Human being the body vapourises literally.
Sipatbana 1 year ago
Mmh... brave people, tackling a subject like this. Personally, I've not had anybody I know jump under a train, but I have been on many trains that have hit people. It's not something I'd be able to laugh about but as people rightly say, there are some people in this world who would laugh. If there's an audience, that's all they really care about...
RamenTarded 1 year ago
You had my support until your last sentence. I'm really sorry for anyone that has experienced suicide in any form - victim (oh yes they are), family, friends, associates in any way, but I think in this day & age we're smart enough to make informed decisions & laughing is a good cure for recovery from such a tragedy..... those who know what I mean will understand.......... oh, to laugh again ....
Ausdudette 1 year ago
Someone fell under a train just a few weeks ago here in Portland Oregon but fortunately they fell in a spot just deep enough to clear the train above.
pavilionking06 1 year ago
Shit film
porgies999 1 year ago
I loved the movie... noone ends up comitting suicide, so what's the big deal?
catshez 2 years ago
thanks dick ed
rickymitchell 2 years ago
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catshez 2 years ago
Wow, what an intelligent comment?! Seen the movie have you? It actually probes the deepest parts of psyche as humans, looks at what's important in life, shame so many people are jaded by ONE idea and can't see beyond it.. the movie is more about LIFE, not death..
catshez 2 years ago
@catshez not sure why a couple of people don't like the truth, it sympathises with train drivers and it even makes suicidal people think that maybe they can sort themselves out and fix any problems. The film has a recurring quote 'cease the day' if that isn't about living, i don't know what is
tuckmyster 1 year ago
One of this biggest human's fears is death. Hence the strange and unruly comments to my comment.but these people ASSUMED what they wanted. their assumption comes from their own mind, not mine. Thanks for you comment :)
catshez 1 year ago
PEOPLE ARE DYING MAN! KILLING THEMSELVES! MAKING THE CHOICE TO END THEIR OWN LIFE! THAT'S THE BIG DEAL!!! So in other words. Nothing. Too many people don't grasp the concept as anything more than black and white
Cd3 1 year ago
i agree one of the best things in life is seeing comedy for what it is.. but when you take something very real and tragic and try to turn it into something funny it takes a pretty twisted but mostely ignorant mind to laugh.. its like making a comedy show about your parents death and yes.. some will find it funny
Xirus5 1 year ago 2
Well I can't say I found the film funny, I just thought it was a good film and touched on some real human issues.
catshez 1 year ago
3 and out --- is the name of the film its good u should watch it
STMclassic 2 years ago
i just watched it its a pretty good movie with a sad/happy ending
STMclassic 2 years ago
Theres no such thing as sad/happy ending......
14Srb88 2 years ago
wats the film called??
craigwheeler2k7 2 years ago
boaring
coralli100 2 years ago
People committing suicide on the underground are selfish, heartless cunts who have no consideration for what the train drivers and the people cleaning their gory mess go through. Aren't there enough tall cliffs with solid bedrocks to jump from?
Xantion 2 years ago 4
i dun think that people who commit suicide care about train drivers :P^^
but i get your point .. you're right but still i wouldn't give a damn if i would be that much depressed ;P
1337NukerFTW 2 years ago
It's about time they made them like the Jubilee line where you have plastic capsules that prevent any interaction with the tracks. Also, I have a mate who works as a paramedic and has told me that people have been pushed onto the tracks as a trains approaches by "jokers" who find it amusing. Fuckin' scary.
Xantion 2 years ago
well rly scaring if u'd have to travel by train every day :D
1337NukerFTW 2 years ago
They are just mentally ill. You are the ruthless one. You have no clue whatsoever the word "despair" means.
zewalla 2 years ago
Yeah why not pay jump off tower bridge. Sure, you'd have to pay 10 quid but hey, it's worth every penny.
GrimLCorleone 2 years ago 9
Or the white cliffs of Dover? How about that for a suicide spot? It's arguably one of the prettiest natural formations in England, it's iconic and besides the view must be stunning as you plunge to your irreversible end.
Xantion 2 years ago 2
I live there, and yea, that would be a pretty 'good' spot to do it. Atleast you'd get a good view before ya go.
TheDrOctopus 2 years ago
@Xantion - Forty quid buys a ticket to Dover!
kreuztraeger 1 year ago
@Xantion omg u are so funny.
crazytoonbynature 1 year ago
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I tell you what is a joke is that this is true. If a person jumps on the track they get the rest of their lives off work on full pay. Lazy fucking union cunts! WTF!
WillShakespeare2007 2 years ago 3
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Palfium66 2 years ago
@WillShakespeare2007 yes but if you had people dying in front of you at work every day how long will it take before you want to take some time off?
gmspeedfreak 1 year ago