Animal Sex : Hyena

[sarahscheherezade]

i think the lanquage was perfect. im a BI-TRANNY and i have no issues with the definitions or sexual explanations or the lanquage they use in video. it's clear and accurate. i so want to "cock it up!" xoxoxoxo!

[sarahscheherezade]

gorgeous! thank you! you should see baby hyena girls when they play pretend humping with their tiny penises! so cool! p.s. the spotted hyena is not a hermie! i love HYENAS! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO!

[AFriendOfAxel]

loooove the title

[guitarfan8815]

thumbs up if Joe Rogan sent you here

[indiefilms111]

dam someone lost their hair weave

[lolamaya00]

Time To Cock It Up!

[lolamaya00]

WTF >.> Did they jsut say He Is A She?????? Wit A Penis!

[madaraoluv2]

The lion kings Banzai and Shenzi have it rough.

[silllylilly6686]

so men are pussys in the hyena world?

[TheCrippledCrow]

So hyenas are the mammal herms of the animal kingdom

[TheMasterSlasher]

Oh this was hilarious, but I am a little frightened to see people actually take this seriously.

[WatergirlProductions]

The hell did I just watch?

[Herbwise5]

I'm calling a very clever parody with national geographic footage and an original script.

[lightheartedVIII]

Hahahahhhah

[Epicface3201]

viral video school sent me here

[GTBoy107]

That shit cray

[Ranztier]

WOW. Unbelievably sexist and ignorant narration. Why do all stupid human values get assigned to animals. Sexual puns and innuendo? I mean, who passed this on for broadcast? No wonder no one watches National Geographic anymore. I mean, they did only get famous by publishing photos of nude and semi-nude tribal women back in the day. That should have been my first clue.

[proud2bpink]

@Ranztier I have to agree with you. This is pretty immature narration.

[mtavares92]

"... and a quick get away, after ejaculation."

Ahhh brings back memories

[tse4129]

poor hyena

[CelticKisses]

"Two penis's are on a collision course and it's easy to *cock* it up"... really National Geographic?

[proud2bpink]

@CelticKisses He actually says "it's NOT easy to cock it up", which is the complete opposite of what he means to say. lol

[CelticKisses]

I'd love to know the evolutionary process that went into developing these animals. I read an article on these the other day. Babies have to actually tear their way out of their mother and the umbilical cord is only 15cm long whilst the birth canal is 30cms (so either the placenta detaches or the umbilical cord breaks). That means 3/4 of babies from a mother's first litter are stillborn because they simply suffocate before they can get out. It's horrendous.

[lost2darkness]

"...and give birth through the canal in their shaft" ...man that IS badass holy crap!

[lareinecharlotte]

Interesting documentary, but unfortunately, the narration is so stupid and biased that it spoils it...surprising and very disappointing from National Geographic...

[JamieLandan]

"some females want more than equal rights...they want to beat males at their own game..." LOL

This is yet another example of how our own gender politics cloud almost anything, terrible narration.

Btw, flashing bare teeth in hyenas can also mean submission.

[MrVideoFool]

i saw an elephant dick, a giraffe dick, @ 0:25 ;-;

[magpiesrool]

i saw a couple of two legged female hyena in the niteclub last night..sick fucks

[wenthecowscomehome]

Peter the youtuber! How did i get here, the End!

[PaulSapita]

Check out my monster orgy rap!!!!

[ScisMacGillicutty]

(con't from below) This makes the female hyena rape proof—as if her greater strength and size wasn't enough!

[Jeremyd2000]

damn! some serious lesbians! haha

[Ridney]

Interestingly enough, it's not just hormones that result in female hyenas' "masculinized" genitals. An experimental colony of hyenas received testosterone blockers before birth, and while their genitals were less extreme, the females still had an external vagina that looks like a penis. So yes they are aggressive and have more testosterone than most female animals, but the reason for their unusual reproductive organs is still unknown, though it does give females complete control over breeding.

[ebl4200]

Animals can get raped O.o

[ScisMacGillicutty]

@ebl4200 Not the hyena! Regular intercourse is difficult enough. The female retracts her clit, leaving the entry—the urogenital canal at the tip of the clit—many cm in front of her anus and on her underside. The male has to get his erection forward enough to reach it and then angle it greater than 90 degrees to point up and in—and has do this blind. So if you see hyenas mating, and the male seems to be having a hard time, have some sympathy for the poor guy. He is having a hard time.

[ebl4200]

Lmao it's a Out-Penis contest between a male and a Female.Wow.:P

[ebl4200]

Well,uhh..This video is very...Imformational but very..Kinky..Mhmm.And that has to hurt..Giving birth through PENIS:I wanna see a male do THAT.

[sweetgurl1002002]

The information was informative but the narrator seemed to have a very sexist undertone.

[agara81]

@sweetgurl1002002 agreed

[Tracassin465]

The hyenas are cutes!!!

Likes Bud and Lou (Joker and Harley Quinn's pets)

[Street4988]

Nasty critters

[KataclysmKat]

Oh God, you're a sick fuck.

[pissvirus]

"he now has her hole-attention" xD

[rosydonut]

How did I not know this about hyenas?

[lilsm555]

Fucking shouldnt be this hard.

[Toyman1982]

(Its Penis, Swings low and Proud)

[gorilla199uncensored]

The hyena at 0:55 just got his blood wings?

[an50331]

national very-graphic

[gardnoarbil]

"Who got a penis? B-B-B-BITCH gotta penis!!!"

[Sasoriironsandfan1]

@2:43 someone is getting some brain

[bunterify]

If humans tried sniffing a hyena's clitoris, they'd most likely pass out.

[bunterify]

Can you imagine the awkwardness of being no more than a foot away from a hyena mating ritual?

[screwedazn]

I'm so confused! =O

[centy64]

The narrator sounds like he is doing a channel 5 documentary about sex in the Netherlands.

[Devilskilljoy]

omfg!!! he is a she female hyhenas haves dicks!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[switch111able]

HYENas laugh while mating? WTF?????

[Devilskilljoy]

@switch111able Yes caus it tickles XD *joke*

[ScisMacGillicutty]

@switch111able hyenas laugh when anxious or annoyed. Watch the vids of hyenas laughing while being fed; they're taunted with the food. When you see hyenas laugh in a vid of wild feed, a clan mate grabbed a piece one had their eye on ("I was gonna eat that!") Considering how hard sex is for hyena, no surprise they might express frustration—laugh—at some points.

That said, I don't think a male would laugh 'cause that'd extremely insubordinate. Female laughter? The Male better run!

[PsyK0m0nk3y]

It's a trap!

[aphamilton]

I find this hard to masturbate to

[kmal16]

@aphamilton me too, goddamit. 

[OJWASINNOCENT6969]

@aphamilton Really? I find it quite easy...

[loveuallso]

I got the weirdest boner.

[WolfWild15]

0:47 HEHEHEHAHEHE

[Rock3t138]

Haha

[CRT4everafter]

Prevent rape? Most certainly not... Only humans think about such thing... I've already seen animals that rape anothers and at first the rape victim tries to fight back but after the process they seem to forget, they don't get traumatized and they don't care if the cubs are "desired"... The only logical reason for that female penis is that it's a undesirable effect from this testosterone overload... Female hyenas are literally born on "Steroids"...

[jrajeeb]

I have always hated Hyenas, now that they are shemales, I hate them even more

[LauraLeeTV]

He kinda said why the females are built like that. All that testosterone in the fetal stage deforms their reproductive organs. The reason why they get more of the testosterone is to make them more aggressive.

[bunterify]

It's crazy, but I dig it!

[bunterify]

It's weird how animals don't mind if others watch them screwing each other

[Serotonergic]

@bunterify Why is that weird? Why is it not instead weird that we mind watching other people have sexual intercourse? Well, I guess not not everyone minds; just people like yourself.

[bunterify]

@Serotonergic We humans have an innate desire to view the bizare and unusual

[kuitertist]

@bunterify because animals don't think sex is private, dirty or weird. some do it just for reproduction others for pleasure too... like humans lol

[oromuisca]

That doesn't make sense to try to reproduce.. I'm surprized the females didn't decide in giving up on having offspring being that it is painful, possibly deadly, and leads to having to worry about the survival of their cubs if they did make it...surprized they didn't evolve anymore & go for sex for recreation,not procreation! Now that's evolved & good for the environment!!

[GasPuch62]

@pickynickeyxoxo they're bi?

[spiritkitten314]

0:52

[spiritkitten314]

0:25

[Byzant1nez]

4:13 "Hey look at me, at least I got the pubic hair!"

[timebomb123456]

almost as good as the hamster one

[LionGoddess1]

something tells me the males are used purely to procreate and the other females are a sort of harem :P woohoo! lol

[joshuaboy01]

OMG!!!!



[rapidsnare]

strange

[batcountryrabid]

I never remember Shenzi having one of these.....

[bearanan]

#swag 

[SHsurreal]

O.O

[CaptainCarthex]

I'll never look at that girl hyena in The Lion King the same again...

[LifeIsSillyIndeed]

I do thing also that this female penis thing is a freakish stupid design from our lovely Yahweh (the intelligent designer.. yeah of course)

[LifeIsSillyIndeed]

I think clitoris and dicks have a lot in common, they are basically same thing

[mewartytoad]

@LifeIsSillyIndeed true dat.



[TheStephluvspenguins]

how the hell did i end up here ???

[ZnaylPyro]

That's a clit? Then... wow, lesbians have it easy now.

[ZnaylPyro]

Loooow and proud.

[dogmadogma]

"quick get away after ejaculation." Yup sums up all male species right there lol

[shadowrunlover]

@dogmadogma :)

[GasPuch62]

@dogmadogma except canines have a knot that gets lodged inside the female so the two are stuck for a while.

[kyonofdarkness]

@GasPuch62 Hyenas are cats, just saying if you don't already know :)

[GasPuch62]

@kyonofdarkness Oh, I'm aware of this. I'm just saying this because you said that males cum and go... or something to that nature.

To be accurate Hyenas are about as much feline as weasels are canine. They're at the same sub-order but that's where they split up.

[Japanesebunnyco]

I wanna fuck a clitoris like tht

[chriskanyi]

this confirms my theory why poor people have more children...every time they get money/food they get happy and do it..cant you see the hyenas doing it after a rare meal

[chriskanyi]

did anyone notice the hyena's nuts? i salute them, hats off, respect!!!

[CepheusStarhowl]

This is God's Trollface.jpg

[XDtetraJeJe]

Wow O.O

[newmonkeyloco]

"Damn nature, you scary!"

[ipwnorcs]

1:57 the narrator almost laughs

[dline02]

69

[bloodstone1445]

They give birth though a clitoris dick? Fuck that.

[mrbananarepublican]

I really appreciate the porn music.

[Cowbot]

SWAG!

[fimmelgrl]

@drumbum0110... and it's not easy to COCK it up. This is the one time that the female can't be the HARD man....

[soccermom1956]

this is sorda hot at certen points

[drumbum0110]

Two penises are on a collision course.

[Battleloser]

CONTENT NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHRILDEN SHAME ON UTUBE

[AutoStigmata]

So many double entendres

[rocroyalluvva10]

Fuck tht shit if i saw tht i would dip (at 0:55)

[earhair98]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dirty things have touched my eyes today

[slained09]

so whats the point of having male hyenas?

[YoungRaWarrior]

@slained09 Really...what the point of even having the male hyena if the female will dominate and control them...thats pretty damn sad for them males...glad im not a male hyena because I would be extremely pissed!

[LoveBexxxxx]

"It's penis swings low and proud." WHAT THE FUUUUCKKK.

[darkopacity]

The weirdest thing about this is this guy's voice.

[telegramsam]

@darkopacity that's what I thought too. That and the whole tone of it was annoying "OH THEY'RE SO BUTCH LOL LOL" and don't really display a very good understanding of Hyena society at all. I'd say read up some real research on the subject if you actually want to know what hyenas do.

[AnonaThetan]

Did that male hyena give her a "reach-around"

[WonderWomanFan4life]

well i thought about it and i think it might be kool to have a clitoris that could be rolled up or down like a shirtsleeve. i wished i could do that with my boobs. like Flat chested one day so i can run, jumprope, and wear particular outfits. then another day i could just roll out my boobs and be with my man for a few hours get him off then roll the boobs back up and etc.. you get the pix. Hyenas rock. But that freaks me out seriously yall

[RebeccaJNYC]

I want to raise one like Bryan Hawn did... Has anyone else seen his video with pet hyena "Jake" #OMG wow

[lilsm555]

@RebeccaJNYC If hyena see any weakness they will kill you instantly.

[TheDayWeAwake]

I love how the video implies that the hyenas them selves choose to have large clits. It is as if hyenas are able to choose how their bodies are shaped in the womb.

[TheDayWeAwake]

hyenas are hard core clit and all.

[BladeTheHedgehog0]

And this would happen if Hillary Clinton became president.

[JyginsGreenBird]

@BladeTheHedgehog0 Women would get giant clitorises? Oh man, I am totally voting Hillary.

[myplaceintime]

I've bee trying to find a video of a hyena giving birth... it sounds BRUTAL, why aren't there any videos of that?

[bdd549]

@myplaceintime I saw one on animal planet.......it was scary

[DarknessWithenMe]

FEMALES WITH PENISES

GIVING BIRTH THROUGH A PENIS!

and did they say they do all this to prevent rape?

GOOD LORD IN GLAD IM NOT A HYENA

[myplaceintime]

@DarknessWithenMe There is an article online about how ducks are one of the raping-est animals on earth, and how females have evolved elongated, circuitous vaginas with trick dead-end caverns and males in return have had to evolve the animal kingdom's longest penis (compared to body size) to compensate, a sexual arms race. Also for some reason, mallards tend to sodomize other DEAD mallards when they happen upon them.

[tacticschickidee]

Oh my God...,..

[freezefire1220]

this is one cocktual killer ;)

[freezefire1220]

this is one cocktual killer :)

[falafelhotdog]

Anyone else watch the elephant documentary? haha

[CrazyRhianne]

@falafelhotdog Yes haha I was like WHAT the female have penises LOL

[kuitertist]

hyena are gross not the sex part but eating their prey alive

[junavatar]

I found the submission part cute

[1AshantiWood]

@junavatar I did too..... "Yeah so...uh....I kinda think...well you know. I think that.... ughhh, you're kinda cute...and uggghhh....I just want you to know I kinda like---Oh shit, those teeth!" lmao. I wish HUMAN males were like that

[TheSoundTakesFlight]

Lol The Elephant just walks by the camera with it's junk hanging off, so gross!

[robinyatesph]

@TheSoundTakesFlight so the elephant should walk round wearing trousers ???

[WonderWomanFan4life]

I never realized how NASTY National Geographic was. I mean now that i think about it. My brother and his friends did collect the ones back in 4th grade wit the topless African women. I think that is where most of us saw NAKED people. But listening to this VIDEO

[robinyatesph]

@WonderWomanFan4life nature is natural, nothing nasty unless you are a small minded oink !

[WonderWomanFan4life]

@robinyatesph

I never said that. just listening to the description of the narrator. in my opinion it is more something for Adults. In a way i do not think teens should hear it. I mean seriously this guy is being very suggestive. The fine line between Educational and SEDuctive/Sarcastic.. But maybe its just me who thinks that they way the narrator discribes is innapropriate. I wouldnt want my nephews to hear this. Nature is great but it needs to be more family educational friendly sound

[WonderWomanFan4life]

what was that one carrying? hair weave?? omg

[guyonfire87]

haha hermafrodite animals

[hyst3ricglamour]

I didn't know National Geographic was like this... I mean not the fact that they would doc over this phenomenon, it's just how they present it (commentary and music, LOL....)

[Arnebananlolo]

Something went severely wrong during this animal's evolution..

[haluakhan]

thak god our females dont have these........cmon we r still the underdog

[nezz1234ness]

Thats Fucked Up

[GFxLiquidHandcuffsX]

"Some females are after more than sex"

BULLSHIT.

[refoeclipse]

so hyena is a shemale??

[omglolsprayfart]

come on get in get in! Damn! I think this one is a dude!

[buchitoful]

wtf those little dogs have the dick bigger then me thats fkng unfair!!



[kaoruneko16]

Oh Please.... "They want more than equal rights."

[violatormelms]

Poor Hyenas.. :(

[PharoahsKingdom]

"With it's confident rolling gate, this is one cocksure killer."

Man this vid is funny and disturbing at the same time. LOL

Whoever the narrator is & the person that scored (produced the music) the vid has got a great future for the Real Sex series on HBO lol

[NiGhtKids1982]

hyena laugh sex with gay!!

[snertok]

OK, national geograpic channel.. stop fapping to this

[chronhanna]

baahahahha "jabs and pokes"

[milesbennettdyson]

Giving birth through a clit? Surely God hates hyenas.

[YurixLovinxChick]

@milesbennettdyson

Someone failed Biology. You give birth through the vagina not clitoris.

[YurixLovinxChick]

Hyenas, you ladies fail at biology.

[milesbennettdyson]

@YurixLovinxChick You must have ADHD and couldn't sit through this video: 2:55 "With no external vagina, they urinate, mate, and give birth through a canal running down the center of this (clitoral) shaft." You fail at life.

[WonderWomanFan4life]

@milesbennettdyson

you know it takes a while for the men to catch up!! LOL omg

[wildaznfire]

What the fuck did i just watch.