Texas Toast Episode #3 - The Legend of ManOMilk

[pjpunchline]

there was not one thing that was "gay" in this entire cartoon. unless you are a guy and got turned on by the thought of a nude man o milk. dane cook is awful.

[JMANISNOW13]

20F here alone and bored and horny 4

[NekoD3m0n]

I wished I could say I laughed at this video but as hard as it tried I couldent even force myself to giggle. Infact id rather watch Dan cook.

[spotrotishot]

fail.

[beatgoesonnn]

that was truly magical.

[anotherwhitedash19]

that was AMAZING. i want to save manomilk! and dane cook bites.

[afireinside0016]

amazing....please dont stop!

[timeisamyth]

very cool, good job on this! i am a dane cook fan though.. but i've been a punchline fan longer..

[SidesweptToTheLeft]

Just to note. I really wish that you hadn't gotten enough views to convince you to continue this. It's pretty damn stupid... I mean, I have a pretty damn good sense of humor, but this was just AWFUL. I stopped watching after 3 minutes because I hadn't laughed once. =/ At least I've laughed at Dane Cook.

[AiLd7734]

wow thats amazing! i never knew dane cook stole all of his material from MANOMILK...my god thats aweful, dane should have to pay for this crime of stealing from an animated fictional character...how stupid

[VaNc3y]

i don't understand this video anyone wanna clue me in

[whatthefuckmatebloop]

what?! that was fucking stupid. I hated the whole thing, the whole thing was gay. If Dane Cook actually took anything from this shit he at least made it funny. AND THATS THAT!!! DANE COOK IS THE SHIT!

[cmxpunch]

dane cook is absolutely awful.

[SidesweptToTheLeft]

And you're comparing him to...?

Dane Cook is probably one of the best comedians I've seen. Definitely better than Chris Rock or Carlos Mencia anyway, that's for sure.

[rockstar55519]

Wooooooooo!! end credits are awesome

[TheLoneMan]

hahaha fkn hilarious

[Skazzo]

MANOMILK

[GD72]

aww is so sad and yet sooo funny

but i love dane cook =[

[iseedeadpeople]

FUck off Dane COok man WTF!? Dane is a silly bitch so fuck off him get off his back QUEERS!

[WVUGURU]

Is it over? Get a job f'n losers, you make all of this out of your parents basement? "every hour of our days" ?

[gu88766]

dane cook gives me a boner

[cmxpunch]

dane cook is terrrrible!!!

[gu88766]

another comment brought to you by absolutism. hooray for being absolute! without you, there would be too many ambiguous remarks like "dane cook is an alright comedian but i prefer my comedians to posess a more refined sense of humor. like dimitri martin. hes such a dream!"

[canadiangirl89]

i love you punchline

[XFMA]

Everybody knows Dane Cook's the best!!

[cmxpunch]

Dane Cook is terrrrrrrrrrrrrible.

[Hazygoose]

ha, yes, dane sucks and louis c.k. kicks much ass

[cmxpunch]

Louis is amazing! Dane Cook is terrible!!!

[cmxpunch]

i love louis ck!

[konfusedsoul346]

did you film the ending credits with a green screen?

[cmxpunch]

you know it!

[themanhootch]

I dig it.

[ajpeck]

that video was soo rediculous and it made no sence.. but what ever the pictures were awesome.

[cmxpunch]

that was a semi-HATER comment, but glad you liked it.

[ffac789]

WHAT A CROCKOSHIT!! silly jokesters, yall are dumbasses!

[cmxpunch]

wow, nice HATER

[ffac789]

this video, in MY opinion, was such crap! it was boring, so i didn't even watch it to the end. also, stop trying to persuade people to make this video number 1, people don't have to like it.

[cmxpunch]

HATER HATER HATER

[XFMA]

I agree with you ffac789!!

[ffac789]

Thank you! Finally someone agrees! I hate democracy!

[tonyhartman]

haterhaterhaterhaterhaterhater­haterhater

[calikilledit]

lol, squeeze me macaroni :)

mr bungle<3

[cmxpunch]

gotta love mr bungle.

[Benfica540]

what is this crap?

[cmxpunch]

HATER!

[Benfica540]

obviously. That was a very good observation.

[cmxpunch]

hell yeah!

[cmxpunch]

HATER

[tonyhartman]

fuck you hater!

[tanksk8er]

YES! this viedo has more comments then ParisHilton! take that paris, take that. where? its up to you

[cmxpunch]

texas toast is so much better than paris.

episode 4 coming tomorrow!

[123monkey123]

i wonder if the next episode will ever come

[cmxpunch]

you better believe it...tomorrow!!! episode 4 tomorrow!!! the loudest episode ever at that...

[thegirlwith2belts]

i haven't commented in a while.. can't wait for the next episode!

[cmxpunch]

hell yeah! new episode tomorrow!!!

[lulu1091]

why haven't there been any comments lately?

by the way we're at 1377..just wanted to point out that lovely number =)

[cmxpunch]

i agree with lulu...new episode should be up tomorrow!!!

[lulu1091]

finally we're on the top rated list!

this is gooodd progresss poeple. we're only like 97 but we can keep going up.

[cmxpunch]

that is amazing!!! keep it up!!!

[benXaXgoodford37]

is episode 4 coming out soon???

[cmxpunch]

yes, and its the loudest episode ever!

[mannequindance]

Glad I could help you with the music for the ending credits. Good choice with Billy Ocean!

[cmxpunch]

yeah billy ocean is pretty freakin sweet

[DonByron]

If you haven't become friends with Texas and Toast on MySpace yet, what are you waiting for???

www[dot]myspace[dot]com[slash]­officialtexastoast

[cmxpunch]

good point donald. very good point.

[sohos]

in english class i had to fill out a survey aout me and for "your favotre cartoon/animation:" i put "TEXAS TOAST!!!" really big. hahah

[cmxpunch]

that's the correct answer. A+.

[LusciousLovegun]

I love Bob Dylan. He's from Duluth MN, which is obviously where he gets his singing accent. (It sounds way cuter on me)

[cmxpunch]

bob dylan is the man.

[lulu1091]

oh and GUESS WHAT? today i went to orientation for my school and i was put in group 37 (cue twilight zone music) =)

[cmxpunch]

that's awesome.

[lulu1091]

WOO punchline on the news in my (used to be) statee. aww yeeeeeeahh

[cmxpunch]

you know it!!!

[LusciousLovegun]

love this stuff

[cmxpunch]

thanks angel!!!

[canadiangirl89]

yay! TEXAS TOAST LIVES ON!

[cmxpunch]

you know it!

[nickyness]

you guys are shameless attention whores, and it's wonderful, lol.

i missed the first 24 hours by a lot, due to internet malfunction.. but texas toast is so hilarious!! don't kill him, plz?

[tonyhartman]

we wont

[nickyness]

YAY! I think this calls for a party.

[cmxpunch]

i agree.

[cmxpunch]

we are not attention whores.

[canadiangirl89]

so chris, will there be another texas toast! i need to know!

[cmxpunch]

yes, there will be...episode 4 is now in production. but still, please tell everyone you know to watch episodes 1 through 3 of Texas Toast!!!! hell yeah!

[oxKayteeee]

wow that was pretty much amazing

[cmxpunch]

why thank you kayteeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[oxKayteeee]

welocme =]

these videos entertain me until no end.

[cmxpunch]

i'm glad we could entertain. i hope soon we can really move you.

[IwillBeFamous]

love it!

[cmxpunch]

thank you famous!

[benXaXgoodford37]

what does hhj mean....

[cmxpunch]

i have no idea.

[thisisnotmaddison]

Wow, guys, where'd you get that FLYING CARPET?

Does it have anything to do with the fact that a small part of Chris's chest somehow Vanishes, with no given explanation during the little trip?!

Mysteryyyy....

Anyway, Texas Toast is beautiful and if I was Youtube, although I'd have immense difficulty typing this comment, I'd feature it like THAT. *finger-snap*

[cmxpunch]

nice finger snap comment!!!!

[thisisnotmaddison]

Why thank you.

[wayoftheidiot]

THIS VIDEO IS AMMMMMAAAAZZING

[XXforgotmyusernameXX]

lol....im tired

[benXaXgoodford37]

haha

[ashley737m]

the FBR newsletter says texas toast was on The O'Reilly Factor?! wtf? was it for the exposure of Dane Cook? that would make sense.

[cmxpunch]

i know, its freakin amazing. we're going bigtime!

[lulu1091]

wait, seriously?

[mikejeo]

hhj

[cmxpunch]

that's the sweetest comment yet.

[ragegirl05]

Billy Ocean freaking rocks! and Dane Cook is overrated.

[cmxpunch]

both are completely true.

[tonyhartman]

hellyeah 37th fastest growing company!

[lulu1091]

wow youtube is being retarded it's not showing any of the recent comments. THE WORLD IS OUT TO GET MANOMILK..i know it. this is dane cook's doing. he was even in my dream last night and he said my phone was crappy. HE'S HAUNTING US. he must be destroyed!

[cmxpunch]

yeah he sucks!

[talks2things]

i had toast early sunday morning.& i dipped it in Pepsi. it wasn't that bad actually.

[cmxpunch]

that's very strange. try milk next time.

[benXaXgoodford37]

ive rated it 5 *'s everytime too! whoohoo!

[lulu1091]

& you posted that 37 minutes ago

[tanksk8er]

so is texas toast toast? or does it live on?

[lulu1091]

it lives on =)

[tanksk8er]

Punchkids... ASSEMBLE!

[tanksk8er]

So I hope this series is gonna continue

[tonyhartman]

its gonna bigtime

[KeroseneKim]

Firstof all, this was sad.

:[

It reminded me of an episode of Behind the music.

With all the problems.

No Dane Cook comment, Cause I've never heard his jokes.

credits were cool.

I did something like that in san frranscisco..but mine featured a de-wigging of a tranvestite.

This video deserves to be in my favorites.

[nycmockingbird]

Behind the Comedy : Manomilk

The tragic tale of Manomilk and the conniving Dane cook

[cmxpunch]

its true.

[ilovemylifeanddirty]

chris, did you take me idea of having toast scream random YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH's!

haha well it deffinatly completed the video.

[lulu1091]

lmfao i think it's hilarious when the lady is like waving a sign at the end in the background of the credits and she falls overrr hahahahhaa

[emilyaah]

uhm..this never gets old.

i dont understand how episode #2 didnt do better, that one is my favorite!

[cmxpunch]

emily is a big #2 supporter! that rules!

[whadudeCLAEYS]

hey momomiller, you voo's mom???

[tonyhartman]

cant believe i havent seen this comment yet. best one ever

[momomiller]

I love this video!!!

[HopelessRocker335]

Punchline please come to Brunei =( ...

[cmxpunch]

i don't really even know where brunei is!

[HopelessRocker335]

Check out the world map ... sigh wow brunei is really a suck land

[HopelessRocker335]

Oh i did tell u wer it is. Check Punchline's myspace inbox.I'm hopeless rocker check my reply.

[cmxpunch]

i'll check it out!

[HopelessRocker335]

thank you chris! =)

[AdamAtCollege]

Let's talk who Punchline would tour well with. I would love a Punchline / Hit the Lights / Cartel show. That'd be awesome.

[HopelessRocker335]

Punchline & me ;p

[lulu1091]

punchline/fall out boy/taking back sunday/cute is what we aim for/valencia

[cmxpunch]

i'd like to tour with 3 of those 4.

[wayoftheidiot]

it should be i am the avalanche instead of that one band...or....the nightlife!! haha..that'd be an awesome tour

[cmxpunch]

i love i am the avalanche

[tonyhartman]

4 outta 5 aint bad!

[cmxpunch]

that's right, but 4 1/2 out of 5 is way better.

[ishotthepilot]

ewwwwwwww. no cute. unnecesary.

the rest would be pretty nice

[cmxpunch]

i agree.

[lulu1091]

chris, you dont like cute  is what we aim for?

[cmxpunch]

that would be fun.

[onepromise]

i agree! i love all three of those bands...

and the pline/fob/tbs/ciwwaf/v i almost agree with...i say yes to punchline of course, and tbs, and cute for sure..maybe fall out boy..and no to valencia..i'd love to see a US tour with paramore though..

[cmxpunch]

valencia rules...

[CBoerner85]

valencia does rule!!! i get to see them on sunday !!

[cmxpunch]

tell them that chris says hi!!!

[DonByron]

I would like to see Punchline, Liz Phair, Weezer from 1997, The Beatles, and Eminem.

[cmxpunch]

that sounds like the perfect lineup to me.

[lulu1091]

everyonee rate this 5 starss even if you dont think it deserves it. (which i have no idea how ANYONE could think it deserves anything less than 100 stars but alrighttt) becausee that's how they get featured by being top rated..and right now we're 46th top rated and onlyl in the music section. STEP IT UP PEOPLE =)

[HopelessRocker335]

woohoo! rate rate rate new misiion lol

[cmxpunch]

everyone listen to lulu!!!

[wayoftheidiot]

how do you know thats how they get featured??

and i've been rating it 5 stars every time it lets me..woo wooo

[firstnamebasis]

what would this world be like without punchline

[lulu1091]

cold, sad, and lonely. =)

[lulu1091]

the smile was because punchline's amazing it was completely unrelated to cold, sad, and lonely.

alright

yeah

just clearing that up haha

[ishotthepilot]

cold, blue, and lifeless even.

[HopelessRocker335]

the world wud be a big suckfest

[AdamAtCollege]

I heard Punchline kicked ass in Portland. Good job guys.

[HopelessRocker335]

kicking ass is part of their job descriptions .. lol

[lulu1091]

they dont even have to try

[cmxpunch]

you know it!!!

[HopelessRocker335]

I love punchline =) is that ok?

[lulu1091]

it's not only ok it's expected ;)

[HopelessRocker335]

Hahaha ;)

[HopelessRocker335]

100,000 plays!!! whoa that's insane lol

[lulu1091]

what?

[ishotthepilot]

so how come everyone else gets updated honors?

my comp's been showing 7 of them all day.. lol but there's 1237 comments, cause who needs the number 4.

:)

[cmxpunch]

the plays have really dropped off. that's a major disappointment.

[lulu1091]

i think i've seen texas toast 3 about 25 times. some of the times i just fast forwarded to the end so it would count as a play, but ii've seen it many times and it will be forever engraved in my mind =)

[cmxpunch]

that's amazing. thank you lulu

[lulu1091]

duh that's what we do for punchline. so how do we get this featured?

[cmxpunch]

i don't know. we need to demand it to someone. i don't know who though.

[lulu1091]

i just went to youtube q&a and they said the way that a video gets featured is if it's rated highly. they look at all the highly rated videos that have been "recently uploaded" and then it gets featured. and this is pretty up there on the rating list isn't it? i've been trying to rate it over and over but auno if that counts...

[wayoftheidiot]

ohhh

but this video isnt recently uploaded..

YO CHRIS! there shall be a mission for the next texas toast episode..get everyone to rate it 5/5

[cmxpunch]

that would be amazing. if texas toast got featured, i'd complete a life goal

[cmxpunch]

that would really be amazing!