Charley Says... "Tables Are Dangerous"

[thankyouforthevenom6]

Charley says...OH FUCK

[ignoblius]

Tables are safe. Stupidity is dangerous.

[happyads]

charley is in a bad way

[Jongo71]

There isn't a child on earth whos likely to pull a table cloth off because theres a plate of headless sardines on a plate. This piece of advice only applies to hyper cats that suddenly get the munchies half way through hide and seek!

Pure 70's trippiness!

[TheToddy30]

Pressing 2,3,4,6 & 7 repeatedly gave me a lot of joy.

[TheToddy30]

0:17 Cat wiping his arse on the floor

[willpurry]

Only trained conjurors should attempt to pul tablecloths away.

[aidan752]

my god their house is empty

[RoarinPanda]

Charlie was later put down after severe burns and hemorrhaging.

[neenerpants]

to be fair it was somewhat cruel of the family to leave out a plate of raw fish for the poor bastard! I mean what were they thinking?! In fact if you watch from 0:22 it looks like the kid's setting a deliberate trap, the vicious swine

[TheRealDoctorBonkus]

@neenerpants Oh my god, what a funny comment :D "A deliberate trap, the vicious swine" :D

[BRAKESUK80]

billy says charlie is a silly bastard

[BRAKESUK80]

the poor cat has third degree burns and all i can do is keep laughing

[jakethefiddle]

it apears that charlie likes to wable his head about ,dishing out advice,but at the same time not wearing a hard hat to minimalise damage to his own self if he bangs his head!!!weooww row reowwwch!

[DIDDYMANJAKE]

Charlie says chairs are now dangerous to...

[fionamills2k]

What if there is nothing on the table?

[OzzyMandez]

Sorry but I always found that bit where you hear eveything fall on him hilarious.

[fionamills2k]

@OzzyMandez I so agree to what you said!

[pawel1818]

Dont eat from tables :D because tables are dangerous

[JFredUK]

I'd love to get some of those shoes that make you sound like a screeching car when skidding round corners.

Remember kids..

'DON'T PULL TABLECOTHS WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE TABLE THAT YOU WANT TO EAT. ESPECIALLY TINNED SARDINES IN VEGETABLE OIL.'

That was a public Information Film.

[purewalfamily]

Charlie is nothing more than a bloody, clumsy, killjoy grass!! I heard that he's homeless having been kicked out for telling the mum that her son kept porn under his mattress.

[TheCutiequeen101]

charlie says "tables are dangerous"

i say "charlie only says that because he can't admit he's dopey"

[godigurself]

aWW, i LOVE THAT CAT. ITS SOOO CUTE!

[Artdecovampire]

I hate cats he deserved it, nicking some hard working mans dinner. Probably only had the damn cat cos his wife and kids nagged him for a pet.

[HeyjoesoapStudios]

 TABLES

Are apparently dangerous

[poopylinklvl1]

why do they sound like race cars?

[poppitloz]

charlie's a wuss!!!!!

[kidsworldable]

Why is that room so dark?

[barcod11]

demon cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Feisty1967]

That cat goes through so much! Why does the little boy not get hurt ever? Poor Charley.

[sonicsecrtrings]

tables srsly

[kidsworldable]

oh no! charley was scolded by a teapot! and to make things worse, he survived!

[jonasldg]

that was violent

[prophet60091]

the kid was way off with this prank,

no cat was injured while doing this short

[LOCOMOTIONNUMBER1]

Charlie says that standing next to a 1 Megatonne nuclear warhead before detonation may be a bit dangerous.

[kascnef82]

Why don't they do this here in America?

[communistrecords]

@kascnef82 Because Americans live by the philosophy if you're stupid enough to pull on a table cloth you deserve to get hurt.

[jakeh2034]

That was a mouthful of a lesson!

[smartguest]

xterninated by the teapotleks

[dutchgirl96]

@tayto2k12 my parents showed me these and i couldnt eat if there was a tablecloth on the table or else id cry.

[the0X0finder86]

if this kid was real he would grow up so afraid of everything he'd just go mad *in his head* "charlie says don't have friends because the screw you over" "charlie say wash your hands alot because germs are scary" "charlie say don't drink water because fish have sex in it"

[dextrovert]

@the0X0finder86 Mate, he'd grow up to be a Social Worker.

I have just cried laughing at this one...I love how we've become "PC" yet these are beyond rediculous, yet rather informative.

I shall keep my cat away from the fish that is on the table where I have my tea pot unmanned.

[the0X0finder86]

@dextrovert I'm not sure if your agreeing with me or disagreeing :(

[dextrovert]

@the0X0finder86 Agreeing :).

[marcusotero]

No not the table!!!!!!

[emzknow]

Charlie says lets Get 3rd degree burns!!!

[123Insertnamehere]

They should really just collect the insurance money on that cat.

[qn5r]

That bloody cat.

[pafeloca91]

pobre gatico

[grillinIstheLife]

Charlie says lets cover ourselves with boiling water and roll around in it.

[KINGCAE199]

holy crap a talking cat!

[BandittaDesigns]

id way rather see that stupid kid get hurt than charlie! poor kitty.

[jeffrey44]

This could happen to anyone. It almost happened to me so I got rid of all the tables in my house. I now have my dinner on my lap. Thanks Charlie.

[RoonJazz]

They certainly are Charley - that's why mammals have EYES - you FOOL!!! Hilarious.

[pokerockmario123]

That poor cat... :(

[xemsisx]

that cat is stoned...

[flobbegusted]

Although they were trying to tell children not to pull tableclothes off, I do think it was a bad idea to have sardines on the table where the cat might try to get them because cats have a good sense of smell and they really like fish.

[alixtron]

charlie should lay off the skag fishes.

[cartoonfan1920s]

Charlie is addicted to that fish! I guess the old cat hasn't been rewarded for a while for saving the kid...Oh what Charles would go through for some seafood.

[ChrisHatesYou1983]

a young boy and an injured pussy hmmmmmm........

[timmythevoe]

Charlie got pwned

[montagfire]

charlie is an idiot cat.

[joshXdave]

its so funny that they put charley through to much pain to teach kids XDD

[Nintendavin]

See? This is what happens to people if you don't stop f***ing around tables for gods sake.

[rupertmyprince]

i think charley is blind

[bunnygirl9043]

that's what happens you use the kitchen as a skid pad

[randidno]

Charlie`s damages could have been minimalised, if he hadn`t lain around in the hot teapot water, wallowing in his own feline self-pity. In hindsight, Charlie should have vacated the hot water spillage.

[Prokifiev]

@randidno Quite agree. Charlie could be a very wealthy Tabby if he would start getting himself into accidents that weren't his fault.

[Floobegusted]

@randidno yes but it happened too quick.

[IsaacAttack21]

someone should Youtube Poop this!

[joshXdave]

i was just thinkin that omg

[HelloMarco]

I like Charlie.

[EvilCrazyElmo]

charlie says damn my sucide didn't work!! guess I'm going to go with my next plan to get away from this kid

* evil stare

[TheJohnDoran]

Would have been much funnier if the cat died.

"Charlie doesn't say anything, because he's buried in the back garden"

[87TheProdigy87]

next episode charly gets put down....charly says never take advise from a cat

[wolfiewifie]

why would you have raw fish with the heads and tails still on sitting on the table?

[Lamnont]

Well, it is england.

[ityoi]

charlie you dumbass

[omgbaby123]

im scared of cats now

[whielden]

would it help to know that the voice is that of happy little pixie, Kenny Everett?

[omgbaby123]

no there is still the freaky way it moves its head if i moved my head like that i'd break my neck

[LILMISSPOSHANDCOOL]

hang on a minute, that water made his brain damage even worse!!!!

[PhatStudent]

He's possesed!! Charley's EEEVILLLLL!!!

MEOJWNJDKBFHIOPH!!!!!!

[TashkentFox]

Charley says everything in the whole world is dangerous and you should lock yourself in a padded cell.

[poopylinklvl1]

@TashkentFox but isnt that dangerous too?

[Hnortonstudios]

@TashkentFox PADDED CELLS ARE DANGEROUS

[randomandproudqueen]

@TashkentFox Charlie says you shouldn't lock yourself in a padded cell without telling a grown-up first.

[Skwigle]

tables are dangerious, toilets are dangerious, nukes are dangerious, even a PIE is dangerious...wtf

[Gardevoirslover]

Charlie is hilarious. I bet he was saying, "Screw this kid. He should've been paying more attention to me!" instead.

[falloutbmx]

wow for a cat thats had boiling water poured on him he can still move his head really quickly : )

[iainrossbeetleman]

lol

[northernbloke67]

I wasn't after that I spent 20 years in the borstal

[ChizzlaChiz]

Aww, I thought Charlie was dead.

You got my hopes up! :P

[jamiedavey21]

i am amazed that that cat is not dead from all the accidents he has. still no worries about the milk. the milkman can replace it all

[BboyFiZiX]

Thanks Charley. Without you and your cautious table warnings I would've been involved in a lot more scrapes!

not to mention the amount of strangers i nearly went off with, until i remembered your creepy nightmareish yowlings of sense and trust.

[GlassGangsterHearts]

omg lol "the hot water in the teapot hurts so much" im from the states and i nvr have tea on my table

[Homeski]

What's the number for the RSPCA? I think I need to make a phone call...

[coolmum]

I wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for Charley. Thanks Charley

[kingsomething2008]

is there any thing that isnt dangorous

[mistofoles]

Not really! That's the whole point of these ads!

[GNeuman]

Greedy pussy, serves Charly right...

[jackgreaves18]

pussys are always so greedy. they need lots of attention otherwise they feel neglected

[MrsLovett112]

If I had a cat like Charley I'm afraid I'd have to kill it. I couldn't be bothered with a cat following me while it keeps trying to kill itself

[gekopa]

Charley says that you should take better care of your pets than I do

[Jyekk]

that's brilliant mate, I honestly laughed my arse off!

[davidhorney]

*The comment from Richard833 was removed, as it was offensive.

[lukagerm]

Charly says: "The hot water broke my arm."

[pickleboy23]

bloody teapots

[h4x0rpanda1303]

if they do a new one what will it be ?

' christmas trees are dangerus '?

[billabongodrum]

yes the lights may electrocute you

[littleNorwegians]

Isn't Charlie supposed to be the careful one?

[vivienne1971]

should have wrapped those bandages around charlies mouth to shut him up

[FrekeeeHobo]

I've seen all of these. WHAT IS SAFE TO DO CHARLEY?!

[FreePartyFrantic]

HILARIOUS!