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  • I will make fresh humus.

    this is 100% my life right now

  • Not entirely accurate (Ellen Paige is not humina-ish) but I will allow it. Nice job.

  • LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Aww this is sad...I still want a girlfriend/wife because maybe this time it will be different

  • My kitty is named juno!

  • ZOMG so accurate! I will try harder and I will make fresh houmus. Damn that works for me!

  • makes me feel so normal.

  • this could not be more accurate lmao 

  • Oh yes it douse sound so mulch like Siri

    ,Siri scares me :3

  • they voices sound so much like siri ö....Ö :D did you use it for making this video?

  • I will make fresh hummus! lmao

  • this is sufficiently factual

  • I can't even tell if this was made by a lesbian or an anti-lesbian.

  • lol!

    

  • Hey all u jerks leave him alone I'm a christan and the bible is real no matter how much you think it's fake! If you don't come to Christ and repent u will burn in hell ...

  • Awesome

  • Love it! Equality Now!:)

  • Just because lesbians need sperm to have kids doesnt mean you need to be attracted to them or have a relationship with them. just because i want kids doesnt mean i would have a miserable life with a man just to have a baby. just give me the sperm and shut the hell up

  • @bdd549 misandric attitude of a normal lesbains. we hetero never hate the mate whom we are not sexually attracted to male attracts to females but at the same time dont hate other males.

    but u homos always do this? male/female attracts to male/female and hate male if ur lesb or hate female if ur gay why?

    comments welcome thumbs up if u like

  • @hellobal100 First of all I never said anything about hate did I? No I didn't So since you wish to use stereotypes how about "You hetero's" stop stereotyping something you know nothing about. I have guy friends who i love dearly doesn't mean I'm attracted to them sexually or would have kids with them. So learn to read the whole question before firing back and please don't make assumptions because you just made an ass out of yourself.

  • @bdd549 "i would have a miserable life with a man just to have a baby. just give me the sperm and shut the hell up" you said this isnt that hatred???( miserable life - presumption and shut the hell up - hatefulness) "I have guy friends who i love dearly" again by ur words u show ur inner need of being with men - we heteros dont love dearly our gender mates (males). we just like and respect each other. we luv females. there is a difference in luv and like and hate and respect

    comments welcome.

  • @hellobal100 Ok usually I don't banter back in forth with people who try and speak for the heterosexual community as if they represent them but what you said didn't even make since. So let's just get down to it I don't love them I love them as friends but apparently you have never been loved by anyone so I understand if it's hard to grasp that concept. And there you go assuming again i can say shut the hell up if I want to. Go on replying because it is rather amusing=]

  • @bdd549 sorry girl u just blown ur cover again with misandry (assuming ur female). and u didnt answer my question yet?.

    u cant we understand the difference between love and like. i like my friends and i love my wife u got the difference there are two words here.

    sexuality is private plz dont sell it ok dear

    comments welcome

  • @hellobal100 Blown my cover? hahaha what am I a undercover straight girl now ok lol because i love my friends regardless of there gender. there are different types of love look it up. the love you have for your wife would be different from the love you have for your family.

  • @bdd549 u still didnt answer my question???? i know difference between different kind of love i scared u doesnt know the difference plz try to answer my question

  • @hellobal100 Sorry it's hard to understand how you write. Yes i understand the difference between like and love. If I say i have guy friends who i love dearly doesn't mean that just happened overnight we became friends cause we liked each others company now I love them but i love them as FRIENDS only. So you can keep saying how i want a man but i don't.

  • It's only funny cuz it's true

  • lol wtf

  • See this is how I few relations of the same gender...

    I'm raised Catholic, I was raised to think a certain way, but I believe that this world already has enough hate in it, we're all just having a miserable time sometimes and would be nice to just be a cool person every once in a while. I don't care if you're gay, lesbian, black, muslim, etc., I'm the guy who would want to hang out with people based on friendship, and what makes us such common people.

  • haha Ill wonder what i did wrong and make fresh humus. Love it!

    

  • "Hummina. Hummina. Ellen. Page."

  • LmFaO.. made by a comedian tooxD!!!haha. I'm on the weird side of utube again...

  • lmao... oh boy, so this is what I've got to look forward to when I have a girlfriend?

    Yay kitten!

  • Scarily true.

  • LOL SO SAD...BUT TRUE

  • I'll make fresh hummus. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDD

  • I just find it funny how this mikebishop guy keeps commenting on a video about lesbians when he's a homophobe. I'm sensing a secret and maybe some deep desires here. ;)

  • It's funny I am sitting here thinking how these homos/lesbos (and supporters) have to "defend" their abominal ways, but straight people do NOT have to defend being straight, because it IS the NATURAL ORDER of things. I'm still waiting for two women and two men to have "abominal sexual filthiness" and STILL produce a child WITHOUT ANY outside help from ANOTHER man's sperm, or ANOTHER female's egg. And without them having any kind of internal sex changes, or alterations to be "normal like"!

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  • @Babikins1 You missed the whole point of what I was getting at! If the body is sensitive enough one can find pleasure in their foot, their fingertips, toes, etc. So I pity the abominal WAY you choose to "have pleasure".

  • @Babikins1

    That is still NOT natural! NO matter how you slice it and/or dice it. Natural is a penis inside of a vagina, with sperm ejaculating into the uterus, and that sperm traveling up the fallopian tubes to the egg, and voila! Let's see here two women who get get sperm (from a male) to have a baby! So you want something that a male has WITHOUT the male? And the same for two men! You go get an egg from a female WITHOUT the female? I pray for your repentance in the name of Jesus.

  • @Babikins1  well said! haha

  • this is the exact story of my ex room-mates. even the vegan food.

  • being single is actually the best :)

  • What's the difference between this and a lot of heterosexual relationships?

    Survey says...

  • lol! Don't a lot of those things happen to straight couples as well? haha

  • ...Fuck you.

  • Someone posted this from my friend list. Kinda funny.

  • This is so true yet hilarious!!! Love you for making this.

  • My lesbian mother sent this video to me.

  • Lesbian relationships STILL look better than those of gay men. There's always Birkenstocks to turn to for comfort.

  • i will try harder and make fresh houmous?!?

  • "I'll make fresh hummus" - so random, but hilarious.

  • omg this is so true!

  • @catalinajohansson Ikea will be the new *oral* sex.

  • Storage solutions make me hot!

  • Ikea will be the new world sex!!! LMAO!

  • i wonder what i did wrong i will try harder i will make fresh hummus ROFL xD

  • The juicer lol

  • Wow....I honestly think this is how girls think...ugh...Makes me wonder why we put up with women at all...

  • LOL, I'll try harder and make fresh humus.

    I think the killer thing about lesbian relationships is that women are neurotic forecasters. Anything that looks like rain is immediately a tornado and is absolutely on its way.

  • Wow this is......wow

  • I still want a girlfriend XD LOL

  • I would bet money that mikebishop23 has the biggest stash of gay porn imaginable in the corner of his closet.

  • "Storage solutions make me hot." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • okay just saying god made everyone the way they are for a reason

  • Ughhhhh... its so true it hurts

  • Lol. I love being gay. This was awesome!

  • 17 people don't like fresh hummus.

  • @santolina8 i was trying to figure out what to say about the 17. thank you for saying it better than i ever could've!

  • Sorry TheRealDeAnne about starting whatever i started. i didnt mean to! ^^;;

  • I can safely say that this hasn't happened to me. Then again, I've heard that it's less likely to happen with the butchier girls such as myself.

  • I don't know why people who are homophobic even look up lesbian or gay stuff and comment on it. Bottom line, if you don't like it don't look it up. Simple as that.

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  • @IDidItForLoveBoA: Homophobic REALLY means fear of man! God is NOT "homophobic" and neither are His followers! Break down the definition for the words homo and phobic/phobia and you'll see that it means fear of man. Not liking homos/lesbos does NOT mean we STRAIGHT/NORMAL people fear "them" or the horrid, and grotesque lifestyle that "they" live! I do not like alcohol! So does that mean I fear alcohol? I do not like sushi! So does that mean I fear sushi? Lololol!

  • @mikebishop23 Homo in Latin means man. Homo in Greek means same. Homo Sapien uses the Latin definition. Homosexual/Homophobia uses the Greek definition. Phobia can also mean strong aversion to as well as irrational fear towards. A lot of times, people are considered homophobic because they are afraid of having homosexuals in their lives or because they have an irrational aversion to homosexuals.

  • @mikebishop23 Well if look it up on websters dictionary it clearly has the definition of homophobia. "irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals" and to counter, Hydro-phobia is obviously fear of water. Hydro-Water, Phobia- fear of, but it also has the meaning for Rabies Rabies in Veterinary medicine. So, i dont know what you're trying to prove about your breaking down homophobic with these roots and such.

  • Respond to this video... and i still dont get why you even looked it up in the first place. If you honestly dont like it why look it up and bash it with all your opinions and beliefs. you dont see my going to a video about God and the Bible and commenting on how he doesn't exist or how the bible is just another book and how we'll all end up rotting in the ground because there is no heaven and hell. I dont think so.

  • @IDidItForLoveBoA If you dont like reading stupid comments, dont read them. Simple as that.

  • This is foolishness, being a lesbo or homo is nothing to laugh at, heck it's even un-natural!

  • @mikebishop23 oh please, ofcourse it's 'un-natural' FOR YOU, you live in society that is everything is so perfect and everything else that is different is abnormal.

  • @ishkabang: I'll PROVE that's it's unnatural ACROSS THE BOARD! Let two men or two women NATURALLY have a child WITHOUT a surrogate mother, or artificial insemination! YOU CAN'T, hence, it's UNNATURAL! And socities naturally were coming about, because of the natural order of things! BUT men and their wicked devices are "trying" to play god, to satisfy their ABOMINABLE desires, such as being a homo or lesbo!

  • @mikebishop23 oh really so I'M unnatural? because I'm lesbian? trying to play god? NO your the one trying play god deciding what is "natural" who are you to say what the hell is natural?

    anyways since when does anyone care what's natural, you live in a house, you were clothes, you drive a car, you use a computer, you watch tv, isn't all of that "unnatural"? yup how is any of the above any different then being gay/lesbian? nothing you say can change the fact that homosexuality is natural.

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  • @ishkabang: Homosexuality is UNNATURAL no MATTER how YOU and the rest of you want to TWIST the definition! Because you CANNOT PRODUCE A CHILD N-A-T-U-R-A-L-L-Y! So the very essence of wanting to be with the same sex goes against that, right there, not to mention against God! Don't you think that if God WANTED homosexuality He would have only made two males, and not Eve?! Next thing you know you'll be telling me that marriage is NOT just between a man and a woman! Lololol! FOOLISHNESS!

  • @mikebishop23 yes ur ryt about gay&lesbian cant hve their own child. But I do believe they can adopt & can be better than the bby's real prents. And why are you all about producing a child? Do you evn knw some of us dont wnt to have a child or even blieve in god? (srry but its true) God mde man in his imge so he must be a lttle gay himself (genesis 1:27) "Judge not, that ye may not be judged" Matthew 7:1 and oh by the way I'm christian, lesbian and my church accept us!

  • @ishkabang: Making man in His image & a person choosing SIN are 2 DIFFERENT things! I guess if I get high too God may be getting high as well? Yeah right, lol! Homos/Lesbos are welcome at our church TOO, but unless THEY REPENT, NO ministry for them! Jesus said "if ye love me, keep my commandments" & Jesus IS the Word of God & He's NOT for homosexuality either! Matthew 7:1-5 is REALLY saying don't "judge" (condemn) when you're dealing with the same thing, which is why He said, "thou hypocrite!

  • @ishkabang: Also in matthew 7:1-5, Jesus is NOT saying to not ever judge, He's saying FIRST get yourself together THEN you can help that person. We judge everyday, we judge based upon looks, intelligence, personality, a person's lifestyle, and etc. It's called preferences, as we judge according to that. We judge in reference to being interviewed for a job, and most importantly what's good & bad for us. If we didn't judge (evaluate/assess/discern) how can we tell what's right from wrong?

  • @mikebishop23 You know what, Youre making me hate god.... I should stay away from people like you.

  • @mikebishop23 Whatever you say is not going to change me, remember that.

  • @mikebishop23 whatever... LOL

  • @mikebishop23

    You know what REALLY helps get your POINT across?? CAPITALIZING certain WORDS in your SENTENCE. It does NOT make you look like an ARROGANT IGNORANT DOUCHE. You can never reach a person by telling them what they are doing is wrong. It's like swatting at a fly and wondering why it flies away. First and foremost you must practice love.

  • @mikebishop23 Homosexuality is not unnatural, if it were, other species of God-created creatures would not exhibit homosexual behaviors and tendencies ... Do you even hear yourself? You're a hateful person who makes God seem like a petty, vindictive, ignorant bitch and I really do not appreciate that. God is love in all forms, and you sir, are anti-love.

  • @Alikona0000 for the record, dolphins exhibit homosexual behavior hence proving how natural it is. =)

  • @Alikona0000 If homosexuality is natural, then why can't two men or two men NATURALLY have kids?! The FACT that you're comparing HUMANS to ANIMALS to "prove" your point shows HOW RIDICULOUS the ENTIRE notion of being a homo or lesbo is! God created a woman for a man, and vice versa, NOT a man for a man or a woman for a woman! Two men's or two women's bodies aren't even compatible to one another, which is why men poke men in the anus, and women use dildos and lick on each other, LOLOLOLOL!

  • @mikebishop23 Are you seriously trying to say that humans are not animals?

  • @polarbearanne

    Yes, we ARE HUMANS, not animals. Animals have NO souls...see the difference. So why compare yourself to an animal? Beats me.

  • @mikebishop23 its not just people who are gay, almost every single organism in the animal kingdom has a gay population. either god is an idiot or doesn't exsist

  • @mikebishop23 I just find it funny how you know all about how guys do it. Not natural? Oh, you silly little child.

  • @Fredericolop Um it;s common sense at what homos and lesbos do! Just like you know how two straight people (God's INTENDED purpose) do what they do!

  • @mikebishop23 1. You are not "God". 2. Stop acting like 'straight' is normal. 'Straight' isn't normal, it's just what's common. 3. You are also in no position to preach the word of "God", seeing as how "God" would not be so condescending and telling others they are bad because they are different. I'm gonna end it here before I get some losers starting a religion battle.

  • @Fredericolop

    1.)Yes, I know, nor am I "trying" to be.

    2.) Straight IS normal just because you may not agree doesn't mean it's not so. Also things that aren't normal can become a "normal" way of life for some folk, like a drug dealer's lifestyle, but does that make it right?

    3.) Do you read the bible, because Matthew 7:22-23 says (continued in next post).

  • @Fredericolop (part 2)

    22. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

    23. And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Jesus is CLEARLY saying how BAD YOU ARE! Need I get more verses? As a matter of fact through out the bible it CLEARLY talks about the wickedness of people verses those that follow God. Read Psalms 119:1-176.

  • @mikebishop23 You realize the bible is a work of fiction, no more important that any other fiction novel, right?

  • @mikebishop23 - get a life. or hey, go to church. you crazy ass closet case.

  • Juno! Lol

  • This...is just like my past relationships XD We even had Swedish nicknames for each other.

  • Im fucked then i dont know how to make humous :/

  • Hahahaha but there is a hell of a lot of truth in this I love it, my girl friend and I have started up our own rather strange take on things :)

    Check out 'The Lost Lesbians' x

  • Wooow

  • lol, I love how they would fight over the juicer more than who gets to keep the cat XD

  • So this is how lesbians live

  • "i will try harder; i'll make fresh hummus"

  • what's the old saying....can't stand the heat, stay outta the kitchen....? This is hilarious and so true at the same time. Not true for all, but the person who put it together hit the nail on several points. I'm still laughing!!

  • All these offended postings, piff I say; it was done in jest - take a joke.

    

  • hahahah jeeez i love this one so much, without a doubt

  • I just noticed she says 'without a doubt' at the end <3 it's meant to be.

  • People, don't be offended by this. It's not meant to make you feel depressed for being a lesbian. xD The reason why it's so funny is because it uses just about every stereotype or cliche regarding lesbian relationships. And well, there is truth to every stereotype. And some of the cliches in this video aren't even bad. :) So don't despair, ladies! Just laugh at it and don't take it too seriously.

  • This is the funniest video I've ever seen. It is ON SPOT. I am 47, have been out for 21 years and just think this is So funny. Thank you for a much needed laugh!

  • The juicer LOL

  • great, a new narrative for lesbian relationships. i guess i should be glad that it's not a story about hiding from the teachers in catholic school. we're already told from society through compulsory heterosexuality that these relationships are doomed to fail, now i hear it from the inside. damned if we do, damned if we don't... bummer.

  • TRUE TRUE TRUE. ahaha. had me rolling.

  • I was just struck with the sudden urge to live out that relationship, including every single minor detail. Yes, even the Nabinunu and Soba-like-the-noodles.

    Oh why am I so self-destructive?!

  • In a nutshell!

  • I've watched my sister-in-law go through almost this exact same ritual three times in a row... LMAO

  • i am so glad i'm gay.

  • "poor single people, they're so pathetic" ~ lol this is fun

  • lol

  • ahhh, that was so great.... and sadly, true, lol!

  • Wow I just got out of that relationship

  • @poopsickl3

    How was the fight over the juicer?

  • @Ambie1990x she won....got a new one for xmas anyway

  • I laughed so hard beer shot out my nose. It reminded me on my mom and my stepmoms.

  • OMG its funny....! Cuz is TRUE!!! XDDD

  • I <3 lesbians

  • I love it :) even though ....... my partner and I are just like this in some parts ..... does that make us Lesbians?? Well we're close ........ we are the male version to this :)

  • this could be a promotional video for moving to stoke newington in London. this introduced me to xtranormal. made a few comedy sketches.

  • i love that juicer

  • Oh my god this is so spot on!!!!

    Hillarious!!!!

  • LMAO this is too cool! YAY Lesbians, having a proud moment! So funny..

  • Ohmygosh! I LOVE this!! How did you make this?!

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  • @ohanamaggie You can make these videos at xtranormal

  • Maybe that's why my last relationship failed... Didn't make enough hummus... And instead of manifesting a kitten we manifested a sun conure. WE DID IT ALL WRONG!!!!

  • I'm gay and I think it's hilarious. I'm also well versed in all manner of queer/gay/women's rights and identities and I've been accused in the past of being 'aggressively liberal'. I *still* think this is funny.

  • HAAHAHAHAHAH!!! I LOVE THIS 

  • Hahaha, I love that people are offended by this. I don't think any one lesbian relationship could have all of these things, but all of them have at least a few. :D Especially first girlfriends.. OY!

  • @lilycade I agree!

  • completely stupid and obnoxious in that it is not representative.

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  • "Juno is stretched out on the window seal in the sun...... purr purr." LMAO that's when I lost it.

  • Haha! What did she nickname her? "Nubbynunu"?

  • ppfshhhsh whats wrong with organic gardens, and bikes, coffee shops with mixed match furniture? xD and omg. i love the swedish. and hummus.

    awh crap.

  • Er, how judgmental?

    Almost homophobic.

    Smallminded and arrogant.

    Don't be talkin about what you have no idea about.

  • @kindaloopygirl the lady who created this is a lesbian comedian. As a comedian she is sort of judgmental, but she is not homophobic, and she does know what she is talking about. From personal experience I never found her to be arrogant, or small minded, especially with how talented she is.

  • @billydubbs I agree, it is talented and clever, but in some parts this is literally voicing that all lesbians are trend, which alot of us have been trying so hard not to be labelled.

  • I don't like your video. No need for you to attack my name because you only want compliments for your video. It makes you look small. I find your video offensive and stereotypical.

  • hahahahaha this is so amazing! and so true! god i hate lesbians... i am one, so i can say that, right? :p

  • why do lesbians like ikea so much?