This old fuck thinks he's a pick- up artist by hanging around a lounge doing "The Heavy D. Shake" and speaking 20 seconds to strangers who are only trying to be polite to him!
Gee, I hope I can pass his "strict interview" process and get his advanced training - PRONTO!!
He trained me up guys, he's the real deal, you need discipline though.. for 2 hours, 3 times a week I dance outside burger king, even in snow, I have got more 4 year old friends than ronald mcdonald. i think MJ used the same pua technique.
total crap video. this is more like a drunk creepy old man hitting on 3 underage girls. his befriend obstacle neg target last like 3 secs. there is no kino, no comfort, no nothing! only opener.
lol i get the most hits on this video on the weekends- youtube is where every afc runs to go for some cheap miracle advice to pick up a chick on the weekend.
Ye, Gods!!! No more, no more, no more! Since The Game, and the emergence of Mystery, the market has been flooded with Mystery & Neil Strauss wannabees & I, for one, am totally sick of them. Mystery is the Tiger Woods of pickup,& he, (along with his team Neil, Lovedrop, Matador, Jdog etc) are the ONLY ones worth listening to. He is the Muhammad Ali of seduction...the rest are nothing but Herbie Hydes. DO NOT WASTE YOUR HARD-EARNED CASH ON THEM!
This old fuck thinks he's a pick- up artist by hanging around a lounge doing "The Heavy D. Shake" and speaking 20 seconds to strangers who are only trying to be polite to him!
Gee, I hope I can pass his "strict interview" process and get his advanced training - PRONTO!!
ArianWhite 3 months ago
this is not pickup this is dancing and being friendly......
wizardoneness 6 months ago
I liked the peacocking.
MrHardCash 9 months ago
Body rocking LMFAO
liteashmusic 11 months ago
I need you to assist me in filming a Pick Up Artist web series set in West Palm Beach.
enjoybellwoods 1 year ago
See how well he got rid of that AMOG at 0:55 ?
Genius
Sturticles 1 year ago
hahhaahha oh man that was hilarious. This might as well be 90 percent of the gurus out there. hhahahaha
superthedice 1 year ago
ROFL loved the social proof
wozz9192 1 year ago
please watch and comment youtube.com/watch?v=YIMOy_OKBQU please watch and comment
HELLOHELEON 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
the only thing this guy picks up is the tab at sizzler
SpiderShane1 1 year ago
is this a joke?? lol
smagmatits 1 year ago
social proof....=))
andreygheorghe 1 year ago 2
0:34 isnt body rocking lol
Orpheus1356 1 year ago
hahahaha
chuckstranquility 1 year ago
he´s drunk picking up 40 years younger girls xD
Waldituned 1 year ago
He trained me up guys, he's the real deal, you need discipline though.. for 2 hours, 3 times a week I dance outside burger king, even in snow, I have got more 4 year old friends than ronald mcdonald. i think MJ used the same pua technique.
aeroponic 1 year ago 11
@aeroponic lmao
FutureLaugh 1 year ago
@aeroponic i love your sarcasm
MarkPwnzJ00 1 year ago
hahahaha, very funny
idifthere2 1 year ago
makes me want to vomit.... old creepy guy flirting with young girl... yuck... no fun at all, you call it comedy? I call it filthy grotesque...
JiggaNiggaFigga 1 year ago
Those little girls look delightful :D
fyourcouchnigga 1 year ago 2
i laughed hard at the social proof scene :D
realeques 2 years ago 5
Social proof!!
This is funny.
cmirik 2 years ago 4
OMG!!! Does he run workshops?
hiaslayer 2 years ago 5
holy fuck iv seen that guy i live right near ther, he always dances everywhere
ChronicKid561 2 years ago 4
woa he's pretty smooth for an older dude. might have to try the dance leading to opener
ravingdave900 2 years ago 4
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not funny
zoldek007 2 years ago
total crap video. this is more like a drunk creepy old man hitting on 3 underage girls. his befriend obstacle neg target last like 3 secs. there is no kino, no comfort, no nothing! only opener.
Evaligon 2 years ago 3
Evaligon you completely missed the point of the video... comedy.
Laciiza 1 year ago
You are pretty dam wierd for having all of these routines and stupid names for everything, don't call him creepy.
l2me3 1 year ago
hahahha some people think he is a real pua!! hahahaha
89lovely89 2 years ago 12
he is, didnt you see the fine trim he picked up?
FutureLaugh 2 years ago
please........
89lovely89 2 years ago
str8 sick!
PUATERMINATORGNR 2 years ago
most helpful video ive seen to help me progress in my game
Cesarlees 2 years ago 6
LOL.. he's fucking pissed!!
2FERGIE7 2 years ago
not impressed at all. no dialogue or proof of an instant date. this footage sucks!
bar10derc 2 years ago
this is just a joke ...LMAO
AddieWTH 2 years ago 5
"Social Proof"
hahahahah this is hilarious, kinda makes me feel like a nerd that i got the joke though
rladwig 2 years ago 5
So where do I send my $3,500?
Andybaby 2 years ago 3
i thought people were going to say:
" dude this guy is calibrated"
his kino is off the charts PUA master
quakers101 2 years ago 2
lol
wulfpac 2 years ago
lol.. fucking funny! I hope mystery to watch this.
Hahahaha Olmen is awesome..!!
WildLandRoockie 2 years ago
Move over Mystery! Here comes OLMEN!!!
Aaron4Prez720 2 years ago
i spit out my water cracking up when he was building social proof
sal98mx 2 years ago
Look....its Gary Glitter!! sick cunt!!
2FERGIE7 2 years ago
olman is the man! he picked up my little cousin.
keysers0z3 2 years ago 5
and those girls were about fucking 16. This old creep as 65 year old. And the fucking kino escalation hahaha.... fucking faggotry.
RumpR0aster 2 years ago
its a joke retard.
KANETREADWELL 2 years ago 5
Niga
bballjtr 2 years ago
omg PLEASE tell us when he's doing bootcamps!! PLEASE im desperate for his wisdom
YamatoXion 2 years ago
this shit is fucking gay... he fucking said hi and that was about it.
RumpR0aster 2 years ago
spot on !
i just wasted 2:01 minutes of my life ...
baboonhead17 2 years ago
nerd alert!
JazzHagen 2 years ago
Pedobear!!!!
gianinline 2 years ago
Fake. Olmen knew them from before the video (he went to school with the girl on the left).
diwantv 2 years ago 3
lmfao nice
FutureLaugh 2 years ago
i went to his bootcamp, this guy is on to something!
Jlrobbs 2 years ago
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.
EMZ998 2 years ago 3
This is definitely one of the best videos on YouTube.
dakingofpop 2 years ago 3
Hilarious! Dance theory!!! Mystery is in all this theory shit, he loves theories a lot. Neg theory, group theory.
Cauchy77 2 years ago
hahahahahaha xD
teatime90 3 years ago
HOLY SHIT!!! ur good dude... wait till i introduce u to mystery.
Jakmehauf 3 years ago
this looks like a drunk moping about. if he stumbled up to a tree he'd have the same approach.
binotouts 3 years ago 2
Outstanding. Where can I send me my money to?..
sosaage 3 years ago
Olmen got me 2 same night lays...
In the same night!
Glad I went to his bootcamp.
JarrardC 3 years ago
Fucking awesome.
FEFuryguy 3 years ago
lol i get the most hits on this video on the weekends- youtube is where every afc runs to go for some cheap miracle advice to pick up a chick on the weekend.
FutureLaugh 3 years ago
thats cause i have highschool and homework on weekdays.
zing!
(lol. foreal tho, i'm just lookin for infield footage)
oldmancrazy 3 years ago
This was really funny! Loved your comments in the vid.
sweetizma1 3 years ago
I forgott to say that this made all my work out at the bars worth while even minus all the girls ive gotten :D
Keep the Game Fun
johth414 3 years ago
Hahaha This is the best fucking video ive ever seen here. The commentary is Awsome.
Thanks a lot for the best laugh whole year :D
johth414 3 years ago
Lmao at getting social proof from a lil toddler ...good stuff
dualoutput 3 years ago 3
Fantastic!
Str8upAFC 3 years ago
ROFLMAO!!!
Blahfuwayne 3 years ago 9
omfg
i live in this area.. and to anyone who thinks this is serious. its a joke.
hes a 70+ yr. old man who wears funny shirts and dances to a portable radio he carries with him to all the local venues.
hahahahaha
jman25007 3 years ago
Is this meant to be as a joke?! Seriously...
Circle777 3 years ago
Great! Laughed my ass off. I'm almost crying!
hansxxxx666 3 years ago 7
wow, a really old guy talked to 3 girls for 2 min!! where do i sign up!!??
smk2652468 3 years ago
I wouldn't waste cash on either Mystert nor Mr. "only phone-numbers"Olmen.
kebmann 3 years ago
LOLOL...too funny!
rsaini1 3 years ago 3
o.O
xoirishrockox 3 years ago
Ye, Gods!!! No more, no more, no more! Since The Game, and the emergence of Mystery, the market has been flooded with Mystery & Neil Strauss wannabees & I, for one, am totally sick of them. Mystery is the Tiger Woods of pickup,& he, (along with his team Neil, Lovedrop, Matador, Jdog etc) are the ONLY ones worth listening to. He is the Muhammad Ali of seduction...the rest are nothing but Herbie Hydes. DO NOT WASTE YOUR HARD-EARNED CASH ON THEM!
valmont64 3 years ago