Things Yoda Would Say In Bed

[MovieguruThe]

That's what she said XDDDD

[lillyjohnson233]

0:38 bend over show me your darkside

[lillyjohnson233]

bend over and show me your darkside bitch

[lillyjohnson233]

Whos yours daddy :D

[redmancheyenne]

Yup. It's better. A lot of posts say it's Bob and Tom. As an Indiana resident, I know it's not them. It's from a N.Y radio station.

[TyOelkeTv]

Funny as hell

[lalito40900]

wats the radio station called?

[er10b]

'you like the little green thing don't you?'

Now I know what Yoda would say if he rooted my mum.

[Yourmum360]

Size Matters Not

The Force Is Strong With This Bitch

Covered In Jizz I Am

Bend Over You Must

[tml4873]

This is no better than the typical, brain-dead morning radio jockeys I hear when I accidentally turn off the cd player. No one finds them more funny than themselves.

[xxravencat29xx]

Hahaha, this is great

[Froztarlozt]

XD whose your daddy bitch hmm? XD

[2cpukid]

WHAT IS THIS FROM COMONCOMONCOMON I DYEN TO NO

[buzerio]

wtf radio show is this?

[jmulheren]

@buzerio it's from 'wolf in the morning' from wpyx out of albany,ny

[loghlan2]

FUNNYYYY!! hand me a towl bitch!

[TheAstro30]

lolol "sleep in the wet spot I won't"

[Ryan2142]

If only they said something clever instead of laughed at their own idiocy.

[hypedpotential]

@Ryan2142 so true

[Fondrom]

LMAO

[BarneystudiozFilmz]

After sex Yoda says, "and not short enough it was"

[BarneystudiozFilmz]

After ex, "and not short enough it was"

[WPPAI]

return TO the jedi? what a ding dong!

[Gamegeek59]

"Size matters not, judge me by my size do you"

[olddog5655]

this is...bwahahahahahahahahah!!!!.­. srry :P. this is like the funniest thing ive seen in a long time x)

[brooklyninja]

Lmao "feel the force"

[sophiachristamk]

he can go on, and on and on, and i won't get tired at all about this

[Legba85]

Pull out, I do not.

[runawayfromtheghosts]

It sounds more like the cookie monster then yoda...

[Xile257]

BEND OVAH AND SHOW ME YAH DARK SIDE

[cobaltfirewarrior]

*Yoda sniffing white powder

"Get down do you?"

[Mablek]

"bend over and show me your dark side"... lol

[rollercoasterdude96]

Size matters not.

[JamWithJimi]

@rollercoasterdude96 Rip off the top comment, you did

[HanaYooHoo6]

...Sounds like Ghost... O.o

[680540]

Am i the only one with fucked up sound ?

[wampaAWESOMEsauce]

@680540 yes

[djeec1976]

10 bucks says these are 'morning' DJ's... and by that I mean crackheads.

[weemanownage2]

where was size matters not???

[bryce33197]

@weemanownage2 he made it up in the comments

[whatdouthink96]

I normally don't like videos...BUT I DIED LAUGHING HERE!

[1234Iloveguns]

i lol'd so hard

[JaySilverComedy]

I hate people who say something funny so they will totally milk the joke until it isn't funny at all.

[blakefoster937]

sounds like seth macfarlane

[aceofspades552]

Size matters not. How did they resist, SIZE MATTERS NOT!?!?!?!?

[DisturbedAidan2]

Judge me by my size, do you?

[Historicutuber]

Bend over and show me your dark side!

[cHeLiosss]

FEEL THE FORCE : D

[MindONEBG]

How did i end here ?!?!?!

[SLuMberMoOn7]

yoda is basically trolling the heck out of this group...HE WON'T LET THEM FINISH!!!!!!!

[kaizoisevil]

The image is actually from episode 3, when Yoda says to Sidious "not short enough it was"

[ElHombreFelino1]

pinches idiotas

[FEAJramdomfilms]

Oh god I'm in that part of YouTube again...

[zorrgon56]

@FEAJramdomfilms Sucking that part of Yoda again, your mother is!

[MovieMad007]

@zorrgon56 lololo ha ha ha!!!! dirty schmuck lol

[MrZander1000]

is that from The Bob and Tom show?

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

feel the force of the Pelvic thrusts ! :P

[iksarguards]

Don't you mean "Things in bed, Yoda would say." ?

[noelIsadore19]

lmfao i dont know why i clicked on this video, but im glad i did, i had a great laugh, and i defintly needed that

[U2XM202]

Sandwich you will make...yeees.

[leroysky96]

To me nothing she means.

[MrChaos010]

lmao

[VYANDCJ2K]

Blows you will... you will

[meXhigh]

why

[DarkXxXJack]

hahahahahahahah

[27natedogg1]

sounds like seth rogen

[24mat1]

"bent over and show me your dark side" couldnt stop laughing

[senordingdongify]

judge me by y size....

[Justinhazard100]

give me a towel bitch

[Daclunator]

Facepalm, I did.

[3779828]

sleep in the wet spot i wont



[cooltuber13]

Yoda has A job for you, but it Blows.

[villevalo25]

i sense a disturbance in your vagina

[UltimateHalogeek117]

SKIP 2 0:58 AND DO 1/2 SPEED! SO FUNNY

[CopyCatSmoker]

being high put it on slow mo woah!

[dragirby]

double the speed

[gallantmon8]

Bob and Tom Show....Why am I not surprised?

[Justforyoou]

hahaha awesome! love it :D

[123442726]

Fuck u ur a lonely geek who has never had sex so how would u know wht yoda would say u 40 yr old virgin

[That70sShowRocker73]

@123442726 nice trollin' keep goin'

[Leofox94]

Open the legs and sow me your dark side :D

[warfist7]

haha... check out the Oscar Wylde "Pussy Song" It's hilarious!!!

[skuterixas91]

This shit made my day

[capperz412]

Is this from a radio show?

[Andy50k1]

XD LOL bend over and show me your darkside

[DisneyMagicDreamer85]

Things Yoda would say in bed?

Too old to begin training you are.

Judge me by my size do you?

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not hmm?

lol

[Harris4648]

press and hold 5

[macz24daddy1]

@Harris4648 ?

[mandalorian40]

@Harris4648 sounds like a dying animal! haha

[VegardHelt]

Force between my legs you feel

[DJdaAmazin]

i was laughing so hard i almost cried

[superfanboy555]

HAHHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[MrChevyman81]

this is down right halarous!

[RDV333]

Condom, I used not.

[TheRustaman]

@RDV333 Surely it should be, "I condom used, i have not."

[MISANTHROPY647]

@TheRustaman No no no, it should be, "Condoms, I did not use."

[Unholyinvoker]

omg what radio station is that from?

[pabsbigboy]

Hahaha!! That was great!

[CaptainDaphy]

"Get me a towel bitch." rofl

[justjosh0123]

Sleep in the wet spot I won't.

[Hobbes1025]

Just another lame ass morning radio show! This does, however, beat that fake laughter crap when they play a humorous song.  -That's usually when they laugh before it's even funny!

[midoribishi]

Sleep in the wet spot I won't! lol.

[SabbraCadabra]

This shit is so old.

[d00dufd00dz]

0:55

[fsfgpowerrangers]

BEND OVER AND SHOW ME YOUR DARK SIDE of the moon u will

[XxHONCHOxX]

LOL

[enazatol]

BEND OVER AND SHOW ME YOUR DARK SIDE LOOOOOOOOL ahhhhhhhhh gross

[crazyman8472]

109 people cannot feel the Force. :D

[Jojoateyt]

IT'S LAY AH!!!!! NOT LEE AH!!!

[jellybean3264]

this is what harry potter would say i just putt my wand in your chamber of secrets

[DisneyMagicDreamer85]

@jellybean3264

Haha your comment is epic!

[twinksanator]

lol omfg dude yoda knows how to work it

[7593Evans]

Be careful with the Force skin

[joshrobertcassey]

"go up on you i will"

[kortes1975]

HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA !!!!!)))

[LiqhtSkiinBeauty]

lmfaoo ! ! #WEAK ! :'D

[Faosify]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[sorudo]

you like that little green thing don't you XD

[DJZombiLincoln]

Use the force, Yoda. Float in the air while you give her the old lightsaber!

[AFVfan1]

Get me towel bitch! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD­XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD­XDXD

[AlphaSkywalker16]

BEND OVER AND SHOW ME YOUR DARK SIDE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[LatinaAmante]

my lightsaber is huge

[19TuRnEr86]

fucking love it



[jamiespagnola]

thats the best suit she wore

[XtremeGamer786]

Im dying from laughter right now ! XD

[edeyn]

This is from "The Wolf" not Bob and Tom -- essentially another morning show from another station

[Scream0Sn1pe]

Brian off Family Guy?

[Ninvus2]

Return TO the Jedi??

[happyman47741]

feel the force

[WebVMan]

The Force is within you. LIterally.

[holyranger61]

how on earth? xD

[ringsofsaturn666]

fake and gay

[maldread88]

@ringsofsaturn666 lol what makes it fake?

[HomerSETH9]

FAAAAAAAAACK

[sonofsatan100]

99 people couldnt feel the force

[Arawin1]

lol, watch it with transcribe audio on, i can't even breathe now i've been laughing so hard!

[qbanchick17]

u like that little green thing don't u? wowwwww

[thewill859]

''MMMMMM DOUCHEBAG YOU ARE!''

[guccamain]

he grab you by the bagels?

[cshaugh214]

show me your sarlacc pit you will

[rambofan334]

My lightsaber size you like?

[rambofan334]

I almost pissed myself.

[guccamain]

what does he say after he says show me your darkside

[Ultrasuperparodyman]

Size matters not!

[rambofan334]

@Ultrasuperparodyman That's not dirty.

[Ultrasuperparodyman]

@rambofan334 No u have to think about it for a minute

[Sallyallie89]

I wish they would shut up and just let yoda talk. I can hear him, but it'd be so much funnier if the damn producers would shut up so I can hear my clearly!!

[kornfan711]

crap greg n the morning buzz 100.3 new england way better!

[keyoma1]

OMFG THATS SO FUNNY! You like that lil green thing dont you. XD

[jayanthc1990]

" green, i shall be. Force , I shall use (the Jedi kind of force, pervert). So satisfied, will you be?"

[TheMythicSurvivor]

Which are the producers of this?

[YTPrule]

Master of many, Yoda is. Is one of his specialities, mating is.

[Zanmatt2g]

Size matters not.

[beats0me]

@Zanmatt2g LOL, your brillant XD

[DROCTAGONAP]

Feel the force

[narciso1234561]

Phil Schneider -> search this guy. Its important that you know

[SARG2011]

WTF!? LMAO

[gabrielthefallen22]

sleep in the wet spot i wont....>.< fucking hell funny shit

[airsoftbuddy83]

ahaha that was funny

[TheKrackenzIn]

My ears r for resting ur ankles

[theaop]

@TheKrackenzIn Hilarious

[ViewtifulRain]

I lost it at yoda wanting a towel.

[harlyops]

@ViewtifulRain sleep in the wet spot he won't. Not unless you wamt chuck norris to bitch anyway

[batigerdad]

not only is yhis vidio 69 seconds long but if it the last one i see before i see st peter he will know why im in tears.

[meXhigh]

this "thumbs up" trend is eclipsing the content...and thats for most YouTube clips.

[miselramos83]

@meXhigh does that fix it?

[sicsyde07]

ok for one no way in hell id ever go with a woman that dressed like that just creepy. But thats so damn funny bend over show me your dark sidel lmfao

[neosapia6]

87 people are darth vader

[jasonhalloween]

MMM,Douchebag you are.What mmm?Like that dont you?Mmm.Bend over show me your dark side!Mmmm nasty ears for resting your ankles.Mmmm Mmmm You like that little green thing dont you?FEeeeeEEELll The force..Hand me a towel bitch!

Sleep in the wet spot i wont.

And thats what i said in bed. :3

[JCCsProduction]

LOL just rofl dude.

[alanf357]

SHOW ME YOUR DARK SIDE!! THAT SHIT SHOULD BE IN THE MOVIE!!

[ShadowMaster1081]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, like that little green thing don't you?

[AlucardTheOfficial]

Throw me a towel, bitch!