Screamin' Jay Hawkins - Constipation Blues (1969)

[soulcrew123]

3 people have diarrhea

[Righteousnoise]

Holy shit.

[biohazard013]

3 people are ass fucked

[SkoolyRatt]

Metal Evolution brought me here!!!

[cloudfoot3000]

3 people are constipated

[Korbu3]

Awesome song! And still, better love story than Twilight.

[dudebug]

Great song-also titled Moanin' as a single. I bought the What That Is album for $3.00 in 1976 only because I was curious about this song and I literally peed my pants when I first heard it. thanks for posting and all the cool pix!

[DarthMaul747400]

Better than ex-lax dude

[StusieQ]

lmaoo dang right this is the blues giggles

[Ninassima]

I think I'm in love.

[WhenYourStrange93]

im gonna take shit now.

[KrisPater]

No brother should ever feel this kind of pain.

[fearghal10]

Listen to Satisfaction in the context of this song, should cheer you up. I remember there was a family guy joke about muddy waters playing while passing a kidney stone. Wonder where they got that idea.

[bookmanjb]

What I want to know is what series of ideas and inspirations led to the conception, creation, and execution of this song.

[stewgotz1]

PROBABLY THE GREATEST SONG EVER RECORDED...ELVIS GOT NUTHIN ON SCREAMIN JAY..!!!

[auditoryarmory]

let it go, baby.

[HammerOfTheSun]

He was the original Weird Al and Marylin Manson combined.

[knoxville255]

@3xWink no because he's constipated

[CasualT840]

enough with the "shred" version. wheres the real song!?

[xoBloodrose]

Splash!!! Lmao toooooo funny hahahaha

[MrKRH74]

I feel your pain, brother.

[DimebagJim420]

What the crap was that shit all about?

[tszubasc]

@3xWink well, trying to at least.

[dajudem]

nice piano too

[Godhand156]

he sounds like taking a shit in the beginning.

[MichoRizzo1]

This is my number two song hahaha badum toss!!!

[sim4sho]

oh, such pain...

[BabylonGenocide149]

@3xWink You're thinking of G.G. Allen haha

[cjade90]

loooool this funny i love it

[IRBucephalus]

SPLASH!

[jazzmann1984]

SPLASH!!!!!! *plop*

[BgMsDangerus]

Been constipated all my life. Never knew, until now, someone stood up (or should I say sat down) for the cause and I'm sure glad it was Screamin Jay that did. Does anyone know if it's possible to buy this video? I'll be taking it to the outhouse every time I "go". I coulda used this song in 69, 79, 89 and on infinitum

[koutou000]

etsiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!



[MrPoolove]

Hahahahah

[aaron54880]

Shittiest song i've ever heard. And that's no shit.

[usuqamadiq]

One should play it in public toilets! Can't stop laughing right now...

[simonsin666]

@usuqamadiq Ha, awesome Idea! I'm gonna put this song on my phone and play it next time I hit up a public bathroom.

[evildemonlama]

The funniest shit I've ever heard.

[hpl138]

This rules so much, Screaming Jay Hawkins was the king of morbid/weird music!

[blaztradiouz666]

this is the shit!!!!

[1ost80U1]

This song can literary make you go.....Number II. ;)) 

[mickeychick56]

a song about a guy taking a dump?! ok, NOW i've heard it all haha

[ProjectFlashlight612]

SPLASH! hahahahaha

[marcusc20]

thanks for the post!

[brav0wing]

This is the new shit!

[navedparosh]

WTF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GENIUS.

[Diogenes1360]

Man, I would have dug seeing Mr. James Brown and Screamin Jay doing a Duet of this all time great gruntin' goodie! Good God!

[hamlanzon6]

This guy was out of control!

[bottlebrusher]

taking a dump will never be the same....

[LadyofWar1980]

Oh my......XD

[flowerkook]

Excellent!! I love those sound effects !!

[mrthomaspeterson]

is it me, or did he turn up in that oh so comfy coffin after he took that shit?



[oldschoolmusiclova]

Pure Gold!

[backwoodsgps]

really love this

Awesome Man!!!

[LauryWard]

I can relate, I'm on painkillers

[13triki]

jajajajajajjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaa

My fking constipation is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gracias muchas graciassssss!!!

(actually farted a lotdueto the pressureoflaughing so much)

[technologic21]

SPLASH!

[glimmer2158]

this is some good shit

[spib65]

Only he could have done this,......And did by the sound of things

[oxymoronici]

LOL! i love Screamin Jay. i only wish i could have seen him perform. he was one of a kind.

[Manistraspomama]

I respect any man that can make a masterpiece on taking a dump.

[boogiebastianelli]

i gotta be honest this is the shittest song i have ever heard

[Glupipi]

@boogiebastianelli This is the crappiest comment I have ever read.

[dohead]

@boogiebastianelli

i gotta be honest this is the funniest comment i have ever read.

[TheEbird67]

This is da real shit LOL

[SandrineSoprano]

That should be sung at a presidential inauguration....

[MsMaestro00]

@SandrineSoprano LOL!! I concur!

[awwRingo]

lmfao wtf is dis

[Ginger13Boy]

Wow, i never thought i would hear a song about a dude shittin. Goddammnit

[KongKegso2]

@Ginger13Boy Welcome to the interwebz

[Landyn99]

Just a theory, but does this song speak of the effects of opium?? Opium unfortunately causes constipation, not to mention many other terrible effects, but constipation is the most readliy apparent.. Anyone know??

[hasenbaery]

if someone would record this song new, the author would go into jail.

[Ladyrockification]

hahahahahaha FANTASTIC!!!!! Way funnier then any tenacious D in fairness now :)

[atdeacon]

as funny as it is...it is also great because aside from the subject matter of the song it is everything great blues singing is at its essence

[Chris9273]

"LET IT GO!!! I can't believe this man is singing to is butt!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!

[nbiok]

hahahahaah

ahahahh

znači car XD

[impulsetospit]

omfg lmao

[djmaaks]

это просто нереально круто

[thegrouper]

I loved this song when I was sixteen, and figured it was just my immature mind speaking . . . but it turns, out, hey, it's still clever, sharp, and I never even noticed the tight band work and top-notch vocals. Thanks so much.

[LamontDaGrizzly]

SPLASH

[andredidiergijon]

lolololololololol

[gremmiehodad]

This is some carzy shit! I mean what the crap did I just hear? What ever it is I'm all pooped out from listening to it!

[1339LARS]

Crazy stuff!!

[rk092]

rofl! excellentos

[inputstyleandsoul]

LOL! so funny and so original! Rest in Beats Great Screamin Jay!

[CubeableGame]

What a mind this great musician had!!!

[joyshannon]

crazy brilliant!

[gibokubrick]

What sort of crazy man he was! :)