That's right, the points are just like wealthy accordionists. There's only one of them that matters at all and it was given to a Californian couple in 1959.
Wow. I got halfway through and then I stopped. Too tired of hearing "That's right the points don't matter". I don't see how people watched the whole thing.
the points don't matter, just like whatever someone was gonna say before the rock cut them off by saying "IT DOESN'T MATTER..............................."
I'm giving a speech in a few days about how points are really popular. Like scoring points in sports, a decimal point, point in writing (aka a period) and I am ending with the "points are like what your girlfriend says when the game is on and the warning on a pack of cigarettes).
The points are just like everything else when you're watching Whose Line.
ngarcia103 5 days ago
The points are like...
...the changing booth at a nude beach
...the celery they serve with your buffalo wings
...the "family" part of ABC family
...the toy in a happy meal
...the internet to politicians
...YouTube's copyright lawyer
...Google+
bluenowait 1 week ago
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The points are like hands to WES WELKER Completely useless.
stonekold10x 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
The points are like hands to WES WELKER Completely useless.
stonekold10x 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
The points are like hands to WES WELKER Completely useless.
stonekold10x 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
I always loved "Like the plot of a porno movie" and "Like DNA to the Simpson jury".
MistrEgg 1 month ago
the points are like Justin Bieber guest starring on Jersey Shore
sgtpeppr123 1 month ago
That's right, the points are just like wealthy accordionists. There's only one of them that matters at all and it was given to a Californian couple in 1959.
DeptBookDave 1 month ago
the points are like a centerfolds favorite color who cares
StFidjnr 1 month ago
The points are like Youtube's snow effect on videos
Radman1889 2 months ago
I don't know Drew, the 2nd person I slept with was my favorite.
MykeMetyll 2 months ago
The points are something you'll never see just like the Phoenix Coyotes winning the Stanley Cup
iheartryanstyles 2 months ago in playlist WL vids I think rock! 6
The points are like getting busted to Keith Richards.
Yellow4494 2 months ago
The Points are just like an account on dailymotion if you know about Youtube.
Mclarenboy100 2 months ago
Wealthy Acordianists?
what about Wierd Al? I rest my case Mr. Carey!
GunshyPigeon 3 months ago
The points are the dislike bar and button
FranticFriendsFans 3 months ago 5
"the points dont matter ..yep were just like THE CLEVELAND BROWNS"
peace6311 4 months ago 2
the points are just like, uhh... i don't know. something that doesn't matter.
:p
xjustxinxdreamsx 5 months ago
That's right, the points are like the amount of thumbs up you get on your YouTube comment.
bookshit2152 5 months ago
Wealthy accordion player? You mean Weird Al?
crazyei8htsGH5 5 months ago
the points are useless like goerge bush..
peace6311 5 months ago
The points are like Nickelodeon
stonekold10x 5 months ago
If the points were one of the Manning brothers, they will be Cooper.
The points are like a bed to someone who watches Whose Line on YouTube.
BBall0027 5 months ago
Rephrase the title. " Best moments of Drew Carrey"
TheLolLotus 5 months ago
Pretty sure "That's right, the points are just like..." is etched into my head.
Violentboar 5 months ago
The points don't matter, just like the youtube comment begging for thumbs-ups.
rifall 5 months ago
The points are pointless like WWE trying to get someone over it audience
PSID412 5 months ago
"The points can never be used, or will never be used, just like my exercise bike." - Bet skinny Drew disagrees with that after losing 80 pounds!
sassafras725 5 months ago
The points don't matter, just like your homework when you're watching Whose Line on youtube.
the points are like who Hatsune Miku is to the majority of Americans
The points are like whatever's filling ABC's timeslot after they cancelled Whose Line.
The points are like the cartoons kids are watching these days
If the points were a TV station, they'd be MTV
The points are what you look like when you're talking on the phone
The points are like what you post on facebook or twitter
rinlen002 6 months ago 2
The points are like the doomsday messages!!!
flracing84 6 months ago
The points are like half the shows on TV now, they just don't matter.
pikachurulez 6 months ago
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urrpeg77 6 months ago
The points are like the batting practice for the Oakland Athetics.
The points are like Justin Bieber.
If the points were in the NBA, they would be the Minnesota Timberwolves.
If the points were on ABC after this show got cancelled, they would be "Better with You""
BBall0027 6 months ago
the points are just like kathy on whose line is it anyway
tennisdude2834 6 months ago
you shouldn't cut out all the laughter
sultanofsick 7 months ago
The points don't matter, just like the dislikes on this video.
TrimpOfRedwall 7 months ago
The points are like UPN.
MrBrianBusy 7 months ago
The points don't matter just like the Cheetah Girls.
findrachelrae 7 months ago 2
The points don't matter just like Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's little sister.
findrachelrae 7 months ago 3
The points don't matter just like Pippa Middleton.
findrachelrae 7 months ago
The points don't matter just like tweezers to Madonna's daughter.
findrachelrae 7 months ago
the points are like a chipmunks version of a justin beiber song.
wlshlln 7 months ago 2
D: Canada does too matter XP XD epic
Iluvtmnt 7 months ago
The points are like hugh hefner's weddings!!!
flracing84 8 months ago
4:25 Ah you've been to Houston
classicrockr 8 months ago
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notundercovercop327 8 months ago
"The points are like the first 3 quarters of an NBA game."
The opposite could be said for Lebron James.
halfblooddutchprince 8 months ago
Wow! I didnt realise how many jokes Drew actually did make until I saw this vid. Wow!
nascarkraz 8 months ago
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"The points are worthless. Just like Shaquille O' Neal at the free throw line." hahaha classic
BTheMag 8 months ago
Like rehab to Charlie Sheen...
ClayTongues 8 months ago
Thats Right!!!
futureflyerms 8 months ago
XFL Nice !!
stonekold10x 8 months ago
The points are like the law to athletes.
stonekold10x 8 months ago
The points are like Africa to Bono.
Adam12088 8 months ago
The points are just like the LA Lakers.
MrAzri95 9 months ago 4
The points are like a presidentail run by Sarah Palin. Might as well not exist.
1Stabelli 9 months ago
The points are just like the show Jersey Shore.
GanNing117 10 months ago 4
The points are just like the Google account you now have to have just so you can sign onto YouTube.
MKusername2000 10 months ago 31
The points are like your MySpace page.
NestorV 10 months ago 42
Wow. I got halfway through and then I stopped. Too tired of hearing "That's right the points don't matter". I don't see how people watched the whole thing.
Yelnifharas46 10 months ago
@Yelnifharas46 The points are like this comment
Radman1889 9 months ago
The points are just like Justin Bieber.....
haramjada007 11 months ago 9
at 7:10 drew's glasses are crooked
dejEtack 11 months ago
the points are like getting first comment.
iiAFX 11 months ago
The points are like TNA Wrestling
XavyWin7 11 months ago
The points are like when the teacher speaks on Charlie Brown
XavyWin7 11 months ago 2
The points are like Power Rangers Seasons after Dino Thunder
XavyWin7 11 months ago
The points are like the Pittsburgh Pirates
XavyWin7 11 months ago
The points are like relatives of famous people
XavyWin7 11 months ago 3
drew never ages...
xnyczscx 1 year ago
mike the situation at 5:18
dickboehner 1 year ago
@dickboehner You mean the guy on the left? I think he looks more like Justin Timberlake.
GhostPirate6 1 year ago
@GhostPirate6 I KNOW! I was thinking the same thing.
Yellow4494 2 months ago
"...just like the plots of a porno movie." Haha, nicely done.
Renvi 1 year ago
Weird Al Yankovic is a rich accordion player!
dedicatedsleuth 1 year ago
The points are like harmen anime to girls they aren't real
silentninja102 1 year ago
Like online gaming.... why do we bother.
bajao18 1 year ago 3
A Tip Jar On Donald Trump's Desk
hawke1911 1 year ago 3
"A suggestion box at Tianamen Square" that is the best I've heard hahaha
SlappaDeBassMon 1 year ago 3
the points are like Media Day to the non media members at the super bowl
MCEProd22 1 year ago 3
The points are like me.
:'-(
Brogel 1 year ago
@Brogel Ahahaha thats awesome
SlappaDeBassMon 1 year ago
@SlappaDeBassMon I thank you!
Brogel 1 year ago
I was seriously losing it by about 3 minutes in. Separate, most aren't that funny, but string them all together? It's a whole show just by itself!
bugthebee63 1 year ago
the points are just like the bass player of a metalcore band.
AshleymsChannel 1 year ago 7
The points are like the people who thumb down great Whose Line videos on YouTube
Tarynus 1 year ago 5
the points don't matter, just like whatever someone was gonna say before the rock cut them off by saying "IT DOESN'T MATTER..............................."
MrGASB69 1 year ago
The points are like the Cleveland Cavaliers without LeBron James
DASCO2136 1 year ago
The points are like all the games from the first "Sims" series.
Daphnegirl93 1 year ago
The points don't matter, just like wins to the Carolina Panthers, Pittsburgh Pirates, Sacramento Kings, or New York Islanders.
KenStah85 1 year ago
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The points are just like Obama.
Hartford1992 1 year ago
the points are like what you wanted to be when you grow when your 5
lilDEMAN224 1 year ago
the points are like the movie "titanic" to most guys
lilDEMAN224 1 year ago 2
the point are like winning in game shows these days, they only go up to about $25,000
lilDEMAN224 1 year ago 2
the points are like underwear to britney spears, lindsey lohan, and paris hilton
lilDEMAN224 1 year ago
the points are like the jonas bros after justin bieber got famous
lilDEMAN224 1 year ago
"If the points were on Scoody Doo, they'd be Velma"
What I find extra funny is the guy in the audience on the left looks like Shaggy! :3
Radman1889 1 year ago 40
@Radman1889 He really did!!!
LunaChickTM 11 months ago
The points are like drew carey's other show
CanadaMuthafukka 1 year ago 2
The points are like how many times you die in call of duty black ops.
flracing84 1 year ago 2
the points are like colored condoms
ShadySarah88 1 year ago
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That's right, the points are like the writing in porn magazines!
sexcjon 1 year ago
i think im gonna keep track of points tonite on whose line...
supercj476 1 year ago
haha Greg at 2:03
monkeyg333 1 year ago
The points are just like the shower before entering the pool rule.
CubfanDaMann 1 year ago
The points are like a female Nympho in San Fransisco.
Emcmillin09 1 year ago
So the points don't matter?
dorkie2222 1 year ago 4
like the "no smoking" sign in the white house to obama
sarge807 1 year ago
the points are like salad to Americans.
snowfox95 1 year ago
Hey! I'm Colombian. :P
I love this show. Drew is the best host.
xMeanBean 1 year ago
Points dont matter at all just like the word integrity to Richard Nixon
DASCO2136 1 year ago
"Pants to Hue Hefner"------------lmao. Best one of the bunch imo
DASCO2136 1 year ago
haha Wayne at 3:55 to 3:59.
CubfanDaMann 1 year ago 5
"Like a Stop sign at three in the morning"
I LOL'd! XD
"Especially if there's a kitten with a flower crossing the street"
I AWWWW'd! =(
Radman1889 1 year ago
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ShadySarah88 1 year ago
The points are like the color of your vibrator.
ShadySarah88 1 year ago
@ShadySarah88 Awesome lol
newavehaircut 1 year ago
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ShadySarah88 1 year ago
a wealthy acoridian player does exist his name is wierd al
willwin92 1 year ago
The points are like fashion to Lady Gaga
ganon916 1 year ago 3
Yep, like celebrity clothing lines. Don't mean a thing.
wisp2007 1 year ago
PSID412 ~ LOL
Sneezus1 1 year ago
The points are useless like the WWE Creative team
PSID412 1 year ago 4
The Points don't matter just like comments in this thread .
MagusAsuki 1 year ago
I'm giving a speech in a few days about how points are really popular. Like scoring points in sports, a decimal point, point in writing (aka a period) and I am ending with the "points are like what your girlfriend says when the game is on and the warning on a pack of cigarettes).
AmongRavenousBeasts 1 year ago
" uh...idk spy satellites over Canada . Why do we bother?
AmongRavenousBeasts 1 year ago
The points are like every video Fred has ever made. Doesn't matter.
SSiG94 1 year ago 3
The poinst don't matter,
If they were a famous singer, they'd be Justin Bieber
wwefreak952 1 year ago
The points are like LeBron James in Miami Heat.
Loiddz 1 year ago
The points are like the bassist from Iron Maiden. Not dissing metal but with THREE guitarists, you can't really hear it :P
AshleymsChannel 1 year ago
The points are just like Eminem's newest album.
Brogel 1 year ago
The points are like who is hosting Price is Right. we only care about the prizes
kevmicester200076 1 year ago 3
the points dont matter just like the youtube flagging system.
redwallfan123 1 year ago 6
where does he come of with all this!?
Stratus1994 1 year ago
0:08
kissmybasstrombone 1 year ago
The points don't really mean a thing, just like telling an atheist that atheism is a sin... He won't care.
soothslayer21 1 year ago
The points are like a bible to Philip Pullman.
xxPatheticEmoxx 1 year ago
The points are just like the 8 people who disliked this video.
Tk734 1 year ago 63
@Tk734 i love that it's been 6 months, and only 8 people still dislike it.
yellowjello42 1 year ago
@yellowjello42 now 9
azzuritea 1 year ago
@azzuritea i hate karma :[
yellowjello42 1 year ago
the points are like girls at an engineering college.
sultanofsick 1 year ago
The points are just like that thing you forgot a second ago.
JoeyCanPwnRS 1 year ago
The points are like Twilight in ten years...
MKusername2000 1 year ago 5
The points are like an unlocked Pinto in a bad neighborhood.
MKusername2000 1 year ago
I can watch this all day. xD
otakufangirlXP 1 year ago
If the points were on Super Mario, they'd be Princess Daisy & Waluigi. :P
I said it and I don't give a rat's-ass who knows either. :3
JamesmanXtreme 1 year ago 5
@JamesmanXtreme Who?
(LOL)
JoeyCanPwnRS 1 year ago
@JoeyCanPwnRS you heard me. :3
JamesmanXtreme 1 year ago
The points don't matter, like borders to germans
Minipolce 1 year ago 3
the points don't matter just like team mates to kobe bryant
BigBird3005 1 year ago
"The points are like what the second man on the moon said"
lmao!
Lethkul 1 year ago 2
One of my summer projects: Take all of the best (school appropriate) jokes from this and put them all on a big shirt for when school starts.
max1128 1 year ago
6:20
XFL metion wow
6:25
Wow another
TheBouShea 1 year ago
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the points are like the other members of the family besides Leather face
lilDEMAN224 1 year ago
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lilDEMAN224 1 year ago
wow it gets a little annoying after a while
benthesupernova 1 year ago
Drew: "The points don't mean a thing like when I say 'I love you' when I'm drunk.
Wayne: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
KoolKabob23 1 year ago 2
The points are like a sale on clown shoes, except maybe to Ryan Stiles...
MKusername2000 1 year ago 2
Points are like the Highest Rated comments in a Youtube Video
Tw1zTyD 1 year ago 3
Lmao "like a hat at an orgy"
Evinjj 1 year ago
The points don't matter, just like Kathy Greenwood's haters.
Mattcrowley2a 1 year ago
I take that back. In reality, if the points were an Atari 2600 game, they'd be E.T.
Mattcrowley2a 1 year ago
@Mattcrowley2a I meant to rate yours Thumbs Up, I swear i did but the site says i didn't... oh well, I completely agree with ya
MKusername2000 1 year ago
Like the swiss army.
ChaoPrince 1 year ago
The points don't matter -- just like Kathy Greenwood on Whose Line is it Anyway.
You all know it's true.
vortex747 1 year ago
The points don't matter, just like fidelity to Tiger Woods.
Anniemaniac17 2 years ago
just like a bicycle riding fish to a lesbian?
chloegirl420 2 years ago
the points are like a vagina to a queer
wiggumz 2 years ago
The points are useless. Just like the Secret Service to JFK.
EvilJOEFX 2 years ago
The points are just like the American Revolution in British history classes.
Yankee0812 2 years ago 66
oooh burn! :D
MarshmellowVodkaness 2 years ago
the points are like a calculator in india
carz4lyf 2 years ago
the point