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  • which of his shows is this from?

  • This is why I love George. He could make fun of anything and not give a shit at the same time. If someone told him that his routine wasn't funny, he'd say "Go fuck yourself."

  • He says "don't eat,I give a shit"...I mean,my english in not very good,but shouldn't he have said something like "don't eat,I don't give a shit"...can someone explain that to me...once again my english is terrible,thank you.

  • @nonnehovoglia Sure, dude. You are correct. The proper way to convey his message would be to say, "Don't eat. I don't give a shit." However, this isn't a mistake. He really means, "I don't give a shit." but he's using sarcasm. He's shortening a common American phrase, "Like I give a shit." to "I give a shit."

  • @TheLockon00 Thank you very much! very accurate explanation,thank you again.

  • @nonnehovoglia You're welcome.

  • if society wants us to be so skinny then why is americas biggest problem and leading cause of death obesity? theres more fat people than skinny people.

  • IIII DOOOONT WAAAAANA EEEEEEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ....go fuck yourself. RIP Carlin

  • Eating disorders are pure utter torture. You feel like you are so worthless, so disgusting, you don't have the right to eat.

    You realize you can't even lie down in bed when you have anorexia? Your bones poke through too much...

  • this is HILARIOUS!! yo guys.....chill out!! HE'S A COMEDIAN! ppl make racist jokes and no one gets mad

  • what the fuck this isnt funny

  • @tickets444eva if your anorexic or lack a sense of humor then sure it isnt funny.

  • @salikali2 im not and still dont think its funny

  • @tickets444eva it's pretty funny..

  • @22thezimmerman i dont think so

  • @tickets444eva Its hilarious. If you dont find this funny I think you may have swallowed too much PC.

    So... "time to puke it up intentionally"

  • @1madaboutguitar haha no i dont think its funny

  • @tickets444eva Actually, it is. You see, cancer is a disease. What George is addressing here are spoiled, rich, self-centered little cunts who want to look like these rails they call models in magazines. So, I must agree with George when I say...Fuck Em'

  • @JackBuck44 i dont think its funny. its my opinion

  • @tickets444eva poor guy that doesnt have sense humor. if you dont think this is funny stfu and leave, you should have never wasted time leaving a comment. i hate assholes who hate something and then stick around to talk shit, their is a simple solution to your problem GTFO.

  • @salikali2 lol no. im not hating, im just saying i dont think its funny! its my opinion :) and i dont but some ppl who have bulimia and anorexia may feel offended by what this guy said, and i've had friends struggling with those issues and dont want ppl to go through the same thing. so i dont think its something to joke about...

  • @salikali2 oh, and you spelled it wrong, its not "their" its "there" :)

  • @tickets444eva And you forgot to capitalize, had a run on sentence, and missed an apostrophe. :D

  • @TiMMYSQUibbLES i dont care haha, english is not my first language. im glad i can at least talk in english :)

  • @tickets444eva I'm just giving you a hard time. No worries! Your English is pretty gud. lol

  • Just smoke weed and your Ed is suddenly gone.

  • This is the most ignorant & disrespectful thing I've ever seen! He has absolutely NO right to bash people with eating disorders, especially when he has no fucking clue what they actually are, and the pain, suffering, & self hatred that goes along with them. An eating disorder is in no way funny, people can die from this! People with ED's don't choose to have them, & YOU CAN'T JUST TELL THEM TO EAT, ITS NOT THAT EASY! As someone who has suffered from an ED for many years, this is very hurtful.

  • @camillefrancaise If he were only talking about anorexia I'd agree with you, but bulimia is a completely selfish and idiotic disorder. I've met at least a baker's dozen people who had bulimia only to miraculously recover from it once they found a balanced diet and good portioning.

  • @camillefrancaise if this is the most ignorant and disrespectful thing you have seen then you havent seen religion.you must have a nice fucking life if this worst thing you heard that damaged your feelings. people are so dumb its a joke, you dont like it then fuck it but dont get butt hurt. people make jokes about everything including cancer and mass killings. my life is shit and i have learned you have to laugh at yourself and not be serious and if you cant you probably arent living life.

  • @camillefrancaise In the words of the late great George Carlin....Go fuck yourself

  • @25PattyCake25 ...have you ever seen a poor, starving (lol wrong word xD) anorexic person? no. beacuase we are all so high privileged, we force it upon ourselves.

  • lololol all these tumblr bitches are up here

  • What the actual fuck? This the most ignorant thing I've ever heard in my life. Not all people with anorexia or bulimia are rich. It is an actual problem and people like him make the world think that it isn't.

  • I'm fat and I'm proud of it. I don't throw up what I eat to get skinny if I'm going to I will just work out. In all honesty if someone is dumb enough to throw up what they eat or just not eat and they die i'm glad their retarded genes are out of the pool. Survival of the fittest. If you decide to not eat till you die so you can "look good" it's not my problem.

  • I on a certain level believe in much of what Carlin says. He was an asshole and knew it. He was never afraid to say what he thought. Not many people do that these days. Too afraid their image will be tarnished. Yes anorexia and bulimia are problems in the country. Which is retarded that they are.

  • i like him, but christ this fucking sucks.

  • anorexia and bulimia are serious disorders...

    does he have a problem with cancer too?

  • @MusicLoveandWar You're from tumblr I see.

  • @MusicLoveandWar Don't take him so seriously its comedy.

  • This is the reason that people who suffer from Eating Disorders aren't taken seriously. This is why people who actually suffer die because no one wants to help them because they think that it is a voluntary thing. It's a disorder. Fuck you, Carlin. You know nothing of the horrors this disease brings. Do you honestly believe that 300 to 500 thousand people a year wish to die from their personal hell of starvation? And that is just in America. I hope you're burning in Hell.

  • @emptyhate Yes, but you dont get it in countries where they are poor, and image is not an issue: survival is.

  • @emptyhate I don't think he gives a shit if he's burning in hell because he does not believe in religion cause it's all make believe :)

  • hahahhahaah!

    

  • Epic meal time

  • And this is what we call a Class A ass hole.

  • @PanicHotel at first glance he might seem like a dick, but if you really listen and think about what he's saying, or suggesting more so, is how fucked up our system is. America is run on inverted, twisted bullshit, that constantly perpetuates flawed mindsets resulting in flawed decisions and flawed lifestyles, from individuals to the masses. You wanna know what the disease is? It's our fucked up system, thats what.

  • RIP George. You're a legend who has the guts to say things that I want to yell out everyday.

  • You dont "think up" Eating Disoders?

    I love this man but this kinda made me lose a LITTLE bit of respect towards him, i have suffered from an ED for 7 years now, and i usually can take any joke about EDs but i kinda got a little aggravated at this one.

    BUT none the less i still love George.

  • @sosicobesepig i don't think he's talking about regular citizens who are going through stuff and have eating disorders, i think he's talking about the rich females in america who think that starving yourself to death looking anorexic is something to be proud of.

  • @FinalFantassyyy

    Aaahhhh i gotchya, in that case, i love this joke for making fun of those ignorant whores hahah

  • Yes indeed

  • PMSL xx 

  • THE EMPTY PLATE

  • THIS FUCKIN GUY IS A GOD

  • The way George says "go fuck yourself" is the exact the way it should be said, with a dash of anger and large amount of contempt.

  • Bottom line, George Carlin is funny. I just expressed a minor distaste how he represented only the female pronoun regarding poeple suffering from eating disorders. But it's a comedy act, a brilliant one at that.

  • I love George carlin R.I.P. He's hilarious. However, he refers to victims of eating disorders as females only, whereas though it's predominantly female victims, the male rate is growing radically and nearing the amount of females effected by either bulimia or anorexia.

  • @downwegoagain Not back when this was made.

  • @downwegoagain male consist only 5% of anorexic victims if I'm not mistaken

  • @downwegoagain Any man that would have such a self-absorbed and aesthetically ego-centric disorder doesn't qualify as a man in the first place.

  • @RelativistSlayer don't put standards on what characteristics of a person qualifies them as a man. it's sexist. why the puck do you have to divide people in to categories? it's people like you who set these expectations of what's right and wrong and make it so the rest of the population falls under a stereotype, therefore feeding that stereotype even more, and stunting civilizations growth into what could potentially be a completely open minded society. ....

  • @downwegoagain lmfao... your comment speaks volumes as to your lack of intellect. MY NAME IS RELATIVIST SLAYER! As in: Relativism is wrong and must be slayed! The "completely open minded society..." is one that is full of disgusting relativism! Some things are RIGHT and others are WRONG. People that have an "open mind" about everything are people without the soul or the fortitude to take a stand for what is right.

  • @RelativistSlayer and who is anybody to decide what right and wrong is? Especially an obviously ignorant person such as yourself.

  • @downwegoagain Ignorant? lmao.... its called Ethics! Look it up! I would say something like "Raping and killing innocent kids is always WRONG." but then you would have to (by your own logic say) "No, who are you to determine that?!" HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?!

  • @RelativistSlayer .Obviously rape is wrong, so don't assume what my response was. I should've included the fact that I in this case i referring to sexes. Meaning there is no right or wrong to what a man and a women do in the aspect of expectations. People EXPECT a man to be strong and masculine, they EXPECT a women to be delicate and feminine, but why? Why do people have to say 'you're supposed to say this and do this, they don't acknowledge the fact that there's no such thing as limited rights

  • @downwegoagain Obviously based on WHAT?! I was using your very logic and now that you dont like it you try to change your argument. People expect those things because up until fairly recently in human history those roles promoted the advancement of the family unit. Things are different now however one cannot escape their own biology. Women can breast feed... Men cant, that is a role thats inescapable. And there are limited rights. for instance you can speak free but you cant yell FIRE in a crowd

  • @RelativistSlayer we're individuals not genders.

  • @downwegoagain Doesnt your gender greatly affect how you identify yourself and how others relate to you? If you say "no" to this then you also claim that if you woke up tomorrow as a different gender you would have no issue with that. which is absurd. 

  • @RelativistSlayer yes it does, absolutely. But if you look at how fearful people can be of how they want to behave versus the expectations of their genders then its becomes obvious (atleast in my opinion) that genders are just pretend lines seperating people from each other and practically forbiding civilization to develop past these borders. I think of it like colours; their not genders but just physically different, nonetheless they are still colours. Frequently ignored fact; we're all people

  • @downwegoagain Uh yeah we are all People but of Different Genders. Nearly all Anthropologists would disagree with you because what you argue is an absurity. Gender roles are what allowed us to even become a civilization. It defined the tasks necessary for societal struction and social cooperation. Without that civilization would have never occured in the first place and we would still live in anarchy. Perhaps now they are less important but they remain an essential component of our being.

  • @RelativistSlayer hmm, gender roles are what allowed us to become a civilization. And how successful are we as a civilization? Sure, we're controlling, masochistic, perhaps even disgusting. To be honest I think that the greatest thing we could do would be to destroy this 'civilization', because the thought of how this civlization has grown (aka corruption, lies, trickery) makes me sick. If people didn't focus so much on genders civilization could've been more successful.

  • @downwegoagain Uh... "how successful are we as a civilzation?" The Pyramids, The Great Wall, The internet, the computer, The light bulb, Genetic Engineering, Rule of Law...I COULD GO ON FOREVER. We have our problems but seriously when it comes down to it we really are a wondrous species. Our civilization has endured despite some very harsh circumstances and it is still developing, how would destroying our progress help.

  • @RelativistSlayer your perception of success is different from mind. What I intended by that wasn't anything to do with physical accomplishments but rather our lack of emotional growth. The majority of the population still have the narrow minded, slanted perception of the world that they did since the beginning of history.

  • @downwegoagain That was hard to discern from your suggestion that we should "destroy our civilization." But okay ill entertain what you are NOW saying. But emotional growth according to who or what? You? Is the entire world supposed to behave in the way you want with respect to their emotions? You cannot change human nature... People are petty and warlike... that is a part of what we are, we developed those traits to survive. But thankfully we have laws to scare ppl into checking their feelings

  • @RelativistSlayer "what I am NOW saying'? Are you serious? You're the one who takes everything out of context and to the extreme. Bottom line; you have you're opinion and I have mine. I'm a cynical person and don't agree with most the of the common perceptions of everything. This debate will never end. I never said how people are supposed to behave, because i don't beleive in expectations. Regardless, I just don't like society now that being warlike is unnecessary.

  • @downwegoagain Yes you have your opinion and I have mine there is only one problem WE BOTH CANT BE RIGHT.....and one of us is WRONG ;)

  • @RelativistSlayer and surely both of us will go to unfathomable ends to prove one another wrong, though if you'd like to continue this conversation via youtube then fine, I just think it's becoming rather frivilous, as a conclusion seems impossible, because what we're talking about is extremely based on opinions. But whatever.

  • @downwegoagain Thats the thing though, its not based mostly on opinion... nearly everything I have argued here comes from factual assertions from PhD's in the fields of Philosophy and Ethics. It is critical thinking... Research things like: Cultural Relativism, Social Contract Theory, Ethical Absolutism, Logical Argument structure. Deductive and inductive reasoning etc.

  • @RelativistSlayer And those are theoretical feilds, hence PHISLOSOPHY and Ethics, and Social Contract THEORY. I assure you that you can find what I'm arguing in tons of textbooks and websites. My older sister in university comes home with loads of textbooks containing things that support what I argue, and things that argue what you say, things that support what you say, and things that argue what I say.

  • @downwegoagain What the hell were you even talking about?

  • @downwegoagain You cant argue with history downwegoagain.... Since the beginning of time men have been the providers and the women are baby makers. While we have made progress since then, the evolutionary traits haven't gone anywhere. As relativistslayer said earlier.... a male with a aesthetically ego centric disorder doesn't qualify as a man. He is just soft.

  • Rich cunt, don't wanna eat.. Fuck her. Don't eat! Like I give a shit.

  • AHHHH !! I don't want to EEAAT !!

    Go fuck yourself.

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