How To: Treat women!

[XennotaByte]

Better advice: lift weights, get money, fuck bitches.

[chrome381]

Im sure you still do it dude....

[Duckdude27]

Best party ever? Mate how old are you seven?

[tomthebodz]

Glad you don't drink, you're clearly not 18. Therefore it's illegal.

[GarytheDuck1000]

How does he know all this? He has never left his house.

[kerbjumpercleban]

^^ you can just call me the pussy destroyer

[Tordah26]

THEY CREAM IT?! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

[Tordah26]

Pay for her? How fucking dweeby is that?

They're women, they're not goddesses. Women respect men who treat them as equal and like to be apart of the date, therefore many women like paying for their share.

[BigRandyDave]

You are an absolute legend dude, for comedy value and the fact my girlfriend agrees with everything you say :D

[SuperKillaki]

He should have a role on The Inbetweeners as himself.

[chalkeygas93]

mate how old are you?

[doomhorse]

Ultimate clunge destroyer

[CNVRecords]

@doomhorse Hells yeaa.

[mAXLIVE1231]

ultimate PLAYAAAA!!!



[CNVRecords]

haha look at the tags

[mAXLIVE1231]

@CNVRecords sup henry

[CNVRecords]

@mAXLIVE1231 bladamir.

[dafunkmaster]

The title should be changed to how to be a twat!

[shitfuckpissninja]

I love you.

[JJ101radioactive]

Pretty sound advice

[TheWetherric]

are you a virgin?

[whitterrss]

pervity?...

[stealthyhobo]

Its a good job there are more women on this planet than men after this nugget of a video. We all gonna get laid!

[McMillanEwan]

1:39 now that is how you really treat a lady

[HoffleFloffle]

This video engaged my swag and got me a lambo.



[frogjames09]

i love how this is all coming from personal experience. 

[MarshalOutlaw]

with your dick, wen your finished boot her out naked! That is a successful first date, not that namby pamby pussy shit your trying to say, and wen u make a vid like this, try and make sure u have some experience, now don't forget..... WOMEN ARE OBJECTS AND DON'T HAVE RIGHTS!

[MarshalOutlaw]

Seriously kid. Your nuts, women ain't worth buying flowers, they are objects! You go on a date and kick em In the kitchen to make u dinner, wen they have finished that you FORCE them under the table to suck your dick whilst you eat and grade it out of 10, if the meal is less than 5 then you punch the bitch in the throat til she hits the deck and you force feed her the shite she just made along with the regurgitated part also, and wen it's all gone you drag the whore upstairs and choke her with

[MMAcused]

you are a virgin

[VinatgeBee10]

De flower me oh sex god.

[Eirikmbr]

There is a reason his nickname is Pussy Destroyer.

[TomIllsleyKREED]

bitches love flowers.

[MolestBrah]

I was a 32 year old virgin until I saw this video, 1 week later I had a threesome with 2 playboy models.

[TheEt367]

sober guy pulling drunk girls, not exactly an imposs task

[aboutaboy3]

joined in with the ladies, smooth criminal......you got me? good.

[MegaShitmeister]

This made me cry from laughing.

[Stinkfist194]

English girls will fuck anything... Just sayin.

[CupcakeGalLurvRupert]

@Stinkfist194 fuck off, no. We have standards! Well i speak for the posh brits, it's the slags and chav's that can do what they please with eachother and leave the rest of us to be lovely, fuck off about brits, your probably american so go eat some more food and fuck yourself. Have a nice day :)

[LiquidAztec]

@CupcakeGalLurvRupert I'm also British and would like to say the reason your not getting laid enough/enough money from mummy and daddy/enough attention at school is probably because your such a snooty uptight bitch? :)

[Stinkfist194]

@LiquidAztec And for a posh Brit she isn't above swearing like the people she looks down on/ up to.

[Stinkfist194]

@CupcakeGalLurvRupert You do anal right?

You say that but i say you are probably a walking sperm dumpster.

[CupcakeGalLurvRupert]

@Stinkfist194 Yeah always mate.

[Stinkfist194]

@CupcakeGalLurvRupert Lulz, not bad.

[Stinkfist194]

I'm going to cum on you while you sleep.

[jcbarkley123]

I watched this video, and the next day I woke up with bitches all over me.

[OrgasmicPancakes]

Implying he gets women and is very experienced in this subject.

[foobah97]

Is he retarded or something

[throughtrollingi]

As soon as she touched my dick I came and started farting

[throughtrollingi]

dear god is this Carl Pinkerton's kid? his head is shaped like an orange.

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

Not sure if you're the person to take advice from for women

[radifiable]

A pathetic alpha telling more looserish guys how to treat womenz. Lol.

[2scary4yu]

Pussy patrol! lold

[2scary4yu]

lol im subscribing you can fill in the Inbetweeners gap for me until the next season

[Liamdonoghueownsyou]

1:22 only god knows where them two fingers have been

[2scary4yu]

I give you 2/10 for making me comment....

[KonigDerToten]

IM YOUR NO1 FAN!



[TheArnzi]

i bet this guy gets mad gash

[2scary4yu]

oh lol here we go again... Faggot!

[WhatTheDubPromotions]

i love this kid

[Benjaminpatters]

1.59 now thats how you treat women... back hander....

[92studley92]

tried to think of a witty comment to mock him in some way, but words fail me right now...

[benmajor1]

he's probably tired with the amount of intercourse he divulges in on a daily basis

[WarkozZZ]

The URL says NuU8

[rizzledizzle321]

good to see this back on the tube!!

[ainsworth2]

Smooooth Criminal !

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

Have you got the confidence?

YETH YOU HAVE!!

[Aexexx]

If this guy is banging hot chicks with his probably bent dwarfcock then I need to just give up and become a MONK.

[chinwaggler]

I watched this video 7 seconds ago and am no longer a virgin!

[wace4]

How do you learn all this stuff?! God amongst men. PUSSY WARRIOR

[CupcakeGalLurvRupert]

nobody takes this advise, but it's just hilarious to watch you give it to people!!

[Zanarkke]

@CupcakeGalLurvRupert what the hell you on about?! I followed his advice and I swim in the pussay!

[DefeatedElitist]

Legend.

[HolyGayfish]

Third world problem: Get deleted from Facebook. Such a tragedy, such a tragedy.. :/

[JonnyBaronMedia]

i learned a new word today - perverty

[ConorFolks]

im guessing your talking from experience? you must get loads of ladies with those tips!

[CaptBFart]

Shitting on the guy won't help him.

@sscan99: Read "The Game" by Neil Strauss

[BD0TT]

Your a funny fucker man i dont know if you are being serious or not but either way good video man!

[Madsen989Y]

I find tip number 2 (please don't keep asking her out), inconsistent with tip number 5 (we are men and will not stop until we get what we want).. How should I interpret this? thanks dude

[EMERGEMCOFFICAL]

pause at 1.22 that is how u treat women

[TitsMcGee8831]

@EMERGEMCOFFICAL I think 2:03 is an even better approach :)

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

@EMERGEMCOFFICAL hahaha you win sir

[TurboMan069]

@EMERGEMCOFFICAL 2:03 is how you really treat women

[jamesmac9]

@EMERGEMCOFFICAL nah man pause at 2:03...THAT is how you treat women.

[zolo400]

@EMERGEMCOFFICAL  LOL

[shiney070992]

you must get all the girls

[vondembach20]

this man is a diabolical combination of fogel from superbad and sherminator from American Pie, a superhuman womanising specimen. Female specimens within a 5 mile radius of this potent sexual phenomenon in human male form have been known to spontaenously metamorphose into libidinous lust fuelled dripping sex zombies. His voice is in fact the neurological process of a female orgasm encoded into sound waves.

[GreatOldDesire]

player

[maxgamerpodcast]

This kid is a master of womanology! Brother, you keep doin what you're doin \m/!

[Schdoosh]

After watching this I am drowning in pussy. This guy could get Jabba the hut laid.

[Mcckevy2]

You are a hero. Thanks dude, top video. I've been putting this advice in to practice and you know what? You're right on all counts!

[FadetoOctober]

This is actually good advice, and I'm female. Listen to him men if you wanna get your dick wet.

[kyleIDR]

@FadetoOctober lol fade stop trolling :P

[asixfootblackman]

cheers man , these help

[YakamakanDon]

ахах) че за долбаеб

[raNforce]

Не ты часом снималься в Мальчишник Вегасе?

[theologica91]

McLOVIN!!

[mattstephens321]

mate your the only "sex pest" here, look at you. you've got all the girls gagging for it!

[kingbitbit2]

They say this advice works every time 40% of the time.

[Iansmyth2009]

dude your an absolute freak, id put money on it you live in a cave!

[BD0TT]

@Iansmyth2009 Your name is Ian....

[storyofaboy]

guns for show, this guys tips for a pro

[SecondHandNews100]

Oh dear.

[tsuoppi]

Bbz, I am lovin life fighting through the clungle

[jaykroodman]

High 5

[JDReNo1]

Total cunt destroyer this guy !

[nz123890]

 You remind me of Fogell from Superbad! Funny video :D

[111Pucci]

i love this guy ! lol xxx

[hiborexl1]

fucking bellend

[90fourninety]

Fantastic. 

[JoeBrookesStandUp]

I'd like to thank you for your fantastic advise dear friend.

I have uploaded some of my own for you to take a look at.

Hit me back on how you feel about mine.

Yours sincerely Joe Brookes.

[AidaRRUS]

Че за хуйню она лайкает фак......

[zizi533]

бля чо за дебил

[filidot]

you cheeky devil you! I need a few more of these :P ;)

[AllyRams]

im not hanging..yaaayyy

[AllyRams]

your an actual hero

[DrZiplock]

20 minutes after watching this video I was balls deep in Her Majesty The Queen.

[tomholt112233]

is this the sequel to hitch?

[JuliousMaximous]

legend.

[ThePeacehead]

when can I stick my tongue in her arse ?

[jofrenop]

You're an absolute dorrrrrrrk

[Vanderslick]

This advice was about as useful as a drummer in Anne Franks house

[IcedGemsz]

classic

[DAMITEYWHITEY]

I've just sent this video to my mates, one lives in Milton Keynes and the other in Manchester and they are both skinny little virgins just like you

[daddystugreen]

don't tell her parents that you are a sex pest.... hmm could work but what are you meant to say over dinner, i usually open with "hi, i'm here to violate your daughter in every possible hole, do i smell lasagne?" has the parents eating out of the palm of your hand.....

[daddystugreen]

the bloke couldnt get laid in a brothel on free fuck night

[TheAfricanmanbutWhyt]

you actually had experience in regards to your tips ? :P tip #69 always be kind and ask for a sandwhich

[daddystugreen]

fuck off have you EVER been to a party you fuckstick

[rabacamm]

A good tip would be chlorophorm and a plastic bag.

[OutpatientTV]

After this video I was raped by 32 ladies who apparently noticed my newfound womanizing skills.

[sh4wz0r]

Can't help but feel your 'stop at nothing to get what you want' advice conflicts with your 'don't keep asking her out' advice.

[BasedMovement]

lol

[SquirrelCrispy]

LAD.

[MrJvandal]

I hope she sees this video...



[Beatsocke]

thx stig

[ORACYmusic]

i want you so bad! 

[topcat2726]

i cant thank you enough! stopping dribbling over the poontang has worked remarkably.

[Pickers1000]

'They cream it, no no not like that' brilliant

[sg595ify]

Only problem with this video is you get too much sex

[DoctorChaos]

anyone else high fived him?

[Mrbigdickovich]

staring and dribbling at you man. you're hot ;)

[mrCrapFactory]

real life mr garrison right here

[JayPortis]

I just got laid 5 times in 10 minutes because of this video.

[alrightnicenice]

YOU ARE THE PUSSY WHISPERER. After your humble advice i have been swimming in a river of clunge. I even shaved myself downstairs, just so i can have a 'smooth criminal' like yours.

[nanohawa]

@alrightnicenice this is the best response to this video - period. bahahaha

[nichi92]

smooooooth criminal is smoooth

[Pivotboi1997]

Nice vid mate!

[sscan99]

@Pivotboi1997 Thanks glad you enjoyed it!

[annabieberstordy]

ok sorry...

[sscan99]

@annabieberstordy No your fine im sorry for doing this video and offending you i suppose but i only did it as a comedy factor i don't actually mean this :)

[annabieberstordy]

and like you are the expert that guys need advice from.. cos i bet you do really well with "the ladies"... :/

[sscan99]

@annabieberstordy I am very sorry if i offended you! that's all im am going to say! and no i dont get very far and yes i understand what your saying!

[HazzLovesYou]

@annabieberstordy you're a dick. leave him be :')

[HelloLiax]

ahahahah love it 

[sscan99]

@HelloLiax Glad you liked it :)

[T0mmG]

does anybody genuinely need tips from this champ? 

[mitchy376]

Basically, don't do anything that Sam does :D

[FlawlessCraftOffical]

Sub'd haha :D

[sscan99]

@FlawlessCraftOffical Cheers mate! :D

[TheJoeStiles]

This is actually hilarious!!!

"WE. ARE. MEN!!!!"

"Smooth criminal. You got me?"

"They cream it, no, not like that."

.... WOW.

[sscan99]

@TheJoeStiles Haha hope you enjoyed it Joe. I am doing how to Treat Men from my perspective tomorrow! :)

[TheJoeStiles]

WOW at tip one!!!

[AChezzzar17]

LOVE IT!