How to irritate people - "I want the Battleship!"

[crazy88boss]

I would love John Cleese as my lavatory attendant. I would never pee depressed again.

[lapislazuli7]

I love both versions. So good. :)

I want to see more with Tim Brooke-Taylor ...

any suggestions which sketches I should watch?

[ADJPease]

D. Yes, C. Yes, B. Yes! Q! NO!

[csilver72]

Ca-ca-ca-ca-BUS!

[ConyoDoom]

What do horses eat?

MEAT!

[joeyhodgeman]

Yes please upload Mrs Yetigoosecreature, cant find it anywhere, THX.

[alinemerrow]

"I'M 640! TONIGHT!" Lol, that's what always they say on TV xD

[lordxeras]

I'M NINETY-TWO!!

[JelLoSnArK]

Ca- Ca- Ca- BUS!

[becomepostal]

What a jacket this is, indeed.

[TheMibs56]

*thinking* motor torpedo boat!!!

[TheMibs56]

loved this! so funny

[ThatLPerGuy]

C! B! Q! best line

[ZOLOCA]

She looks like Dana Carvey!

[jimwormmaster]

Yep, that's definitely irritating!

[DeeMeister]

Ca-Ca-Ca-MOTOR TORPEDO BOAT! Lol its so random!

[manilovemusic]

What do Horses eat? Other Horses?

[victoriaX12]

"C......B..........Q!"

[mortic0n]

"I'M 943!!!!!!!!!!!"

I'm totally using that on somebody randomly. xDDDD

[Ingo815]

i thought the python version was better

[spinynorman230]

...this IS Monty Python

[kelseyhm]

this is the python version.....

[PanicToThePeople]

No, this is the version from "How to Irritate People" by John Cleese and Graham Chapman, this was before Monty Python.

Also, I like this version better.

[LillyTeamRocket4evr]

" Well thats easy, a cat. "

XDDDDDDDDDDD ROFL

[stewux]

Tim Brooke Taylor's good in this, but all I can picture when watching this is Terry Jones playing that role.

[porgy29]

he reminds my of Dana Carvey from SNL

[dimanoroji]

haha me too. at first i thought it -was- terry cuz of the voice.

[hattrickster33]

motortorpedoboat!!!!!

[F2L4Life]

I'M NINE HUNDRED AND FORTY-THREE!

[amerattila]

"other horses!!" :D:D

[TheXyaan]

ROFL!

I'm 906!

[SomebodyLS]

rofl!

[TookMeJerrb]

IM 93! IM 96! IM a 103!

[ZLKoctane]

C! B! Q!

[redsox1006]

haha so many funny things in this

[96ordinarygirl]

WHAT ANIMAL MAKES THE SOUND 'MEOW'!

oh that's easy a cat.

[gators825]

lol

[xxNailFirexx]

"IM NINETY-TWO!!"

[SignalsOverTheAir]

Monty Python used this skit in season 2 episode 20 "The Atilla The Hun Show"

[split9102]

MOTOR TORPEDO BOAT FTW!!!!!!!!!

[sirferret2]

this thing is hilarious! "MOTOR TORPEDO BOAT!!!" left me rolling on the floor the first time I saw it. (literally!!!)

[ThingsWeSaidToday]

oh my gosh... it is my grandma...

[krakhaid]

What animal makes the noise 'meow'?

Oh, that's easy, a cat.

Why did you say motor torpedo boat?

I'M 9473!

[LimeEJET902]

Should I upload more of these? Anyone?

Just send a PM if there's a sketch you're missing...

[MrsDanielRadcliffeN1]

@LimeEJET902 yes please do!

[franl155]

@LimeEJET902 oh, please do! the more the merrier!

[ThexFinalxSayonara]

This sketch reminded me of a Monty Python Skit.

Especially the "What do horses eat" question.

"What do penguins eat?" SOUND FAMILIAR?

[LimeEJET902]

Yay, 1k views <3

[shesaidhellogoodbye]

One summer when I was helping at a horse camp we entertained the kids by quoting lines from this skit!

[shvibzik]

LOL @ "I want the battleship!". Mrs. Morrison actually reminds me of old British ladies. =P

[PonyPerson3]

What do horses eat?

-Meat!

No..

-Other horses!

No, Mrs. Morris, what do horses eat?

-Lobsters!

That was my favorite part XD

Next to "What's your first name?" "Hahaha..."

[LimeEJET902]

The constant aging is one of my favorites :D

[PonyPerson3]

That's great too :D

[WoWmiester]

@LimeEJET902 I like the "MOTOR TORPEDO BOAT!!!!!" part. It's so RANDOM!!!

[shvibzik]

HAHA! LOBSTERS! ROFL!!

[eMusic34]

Ca-Ca-Ca-BUS!

[trustnoone81]

MOTOR-TORPEDO BOAT!

[MislaidAlbum]

..I love you.