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  • I love slipknot, but dammit this is fucking hilarious!

  • You, my friend, are most certainly a genius.

  • lol i gonna print a t-shirt with the pic of lamurs of the damned its fuckin awsome

  • I hope you realise that the average slipknot fan will have no idea what that thing dangling from the balloons is at 2:34

  • see when you know the song well it is very hard to interpret the way you have it..:/

  • I'm a huge Maggot, but I still found this funnny..

  • @Lekgoloful lol me too but at least if someone makes fun of a band we like we can laugh

  • This is really funny . I loved the videos, btw, but I have a question. Why do you have to insult the band? What the fuck dude?!?!?! You don't like them. OK! That does not mean you should go around and call them "Shitknot". Thumbs up for the effort and the great clip, but stop hating.

  • @divine666insanity did you see the same video I saw? I never once saw the guy call the band "Shitknot" once. It's just a video. Nothing to get worked up over.

  • @fucker661 Apparently you haven't seen the first part's description. I agree that it's just a video and a pretty cool one, but I don't understand why he insists on insulting the band.

  • @divine666insanity

    Because I can.

  • @Paranoidave

    WOW Wise answer :D

  • @divine666insanity

    Thank you. I believe true wisdom can be digested easily.

    Boring you with a specific answer when you've clearly already made your mind up on the subject would be like pissing in the wind.

  • Love slipknot but this video was hilarious, keep it up man

  • retards fall over lol

  • 2:26-2:52 sounds more like "THE LYRICS OF THE DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!" XD

  • What does having a lot band members and unique performance style have to do with anything, they are an awsome live band and just because you dislike them live does not make that a lie, I also saw Biffy and granted they were ok but they had nothing on Slipknot and will never give as good a performance as them

  • @SteMaccaUK

    If you're genuinely asking me "What does the bands performance style have to do with the quality of their performances" then you've missed the point in spectacular fashion. In my eyes, Biffy did more with less. But you're kinda right, they didn't give "as good" as a performance of Slipknot, they gave one about 100x better.

    You repeatedly insisting that "Slipknot are a really good live band ACTUALLY!" also does not make that true.

  • The lyrics sound nothing like what you think they are...

  • COAL!!

  • saw slipknot yesterday and they were so shit! came back to this for a laugh! :')

  • @bassetts1899 I take it you went to Sonisphere then, and did you by any chance got just because Biffy Clyro were playing, how can you say they were shit, they are one of the best live bands ever.

  • @SteMaccaUK

    I also saw Slipknot back in 2004 and to be honest, they were dull as dishwater, very VERY average performance. I'm not a fan of Biffy Clyro, but also having seen them live, I can tell you they blow Slipknot out of the fucking water...and they do it with 1/3rd of the members and no gimmicky bullshit like spinning drum kits and silly costumes.

  • HOLY FUCK! XD

  • Slipknot fan here but I looooove this video as well as the other one, so hilarious. I was wondering when you would make another one. It's been years.

  • HAHAHAHAHA thats fucking awesome!!!

  • Ok though I'm a SlipKnoT-fan I must say this is pretty funny! Thumbs up to this video!

  • Hahaha awesome dude keep it up.

  • Village of the dave!? Is that market harborough?

  • @21180

    I beg your pardon! I'm no Northern Savage!! :P (kidding) Nah it's the sleepy market town of Newent, Gloucestershire. Although just googled market harborough, and the market house looks pretty similar, but it's definitely bigger and classier than Newent.

  • People still think this band is relevant? Damn it, guys. It's not that hard to look up other bands and flock to other good stuff. Personally I found Slipknot a bit tasteless as their music relied on past sub genres with a lack of something fresh or new from them.

  • funniest thing i've ever seen.

  • half the shit didnt even go with the song

  • I'm in awe that someone would get so upset over videos like these. Of course, the comments from all the butthurt fanboys are half the fun, so please, keep 'em coming.

  • im in aw that someone would take the time to make something like this. if you don't like the band fine but do you really gotta go out of your way for this? im in a metal band and im sure my words don't always come out crisp and clean and yeah its funny but not enough to go out of my way to make a video about especially if i hate it.

  • i love this i am a big fan of all the ppl u made fun of but wat the crap its funny

  • These lyrics make about as much sense as rammsteins lyrics lol too bad they're nothing on them.

  • OK I can't decide which is funnier, your video or the comments below... I can't believe that people are still arguing about "insulting metal" and shit given that this video was posted in 2008! I like Slipknot, I listen to them quite a bit, but I have a sense of humour therefore I think this shit is funny as fuck :)

  • This is brilliant. Slipknot, however, is not.

  • This isbt Paranoid Dave if you read the whole thing it says its actually made by someone named WARGAZM

  • @nightshadowlord

    If you read the whole thing you'll see "Wargazm" was my old band....and not "a someone" at all.

  • I don't get how this is restricted ! Honestly, I quite like Slipknot, but this is awesome !! Some maggots have no sense ov humour... Good job, Paranoidave :"D

  • THE LEMMURS OF THE DAMMED!. hahahahahahaha FUCK slipknot

  • This is

    awful!

  • This awful!

  • HOLY fuck that was funny.

    Please keep making fun of Slipknot. They are horrible.

  • LOL "there's a penis, but i miss it so bad" HAHAHAHAAA!!!

  • (klasdjfisubgvfhiasdofhasudfhj­a) (aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­) lgjo;vklsdn all clicks and whistles

  • THE LEMURS OV THE DAMNED ! ! ! :'D

  • Psycho Satchel!

  • Haha solar fishing.

  • 173 people were killed by lorraine.

  • I like Slipknot, but this is some funny shit

  • I love Slipknot and this is fucking funny...great job dude...checkin out your other vids next :)

  • Tbh the creator of these video's seem's to have no idea what proper metal is, slipknot is one of the biggest metal band's around today along with bullet and trivium. he's only making these video's because he failed at life and has nothing better to to. Congratulations you are now a faggot keep on living in your mothers basement Failing to use windows movie maker you complete faggot

  • @16kel16 And you lead a sad life because you feel compelled to comment on a video you obviously dislike. the are people that enjoy having a sense of humor even when its making fun of a good band. my advise, keep your rude and hateful comments to yourself because you dont like getting them either do you?

  • I love how the slipknot maggots are all kicking off about this mockery. Seriously GET A LIFE, it's just a fucking band, why don't you all get gfs to defend rather than this shit band?? Oh wait, having a gf would require you to have decent taste....

  • So do you basicaly insult all metal?

  • @spudmunch666

    I'm pretty sure I've never insulted a metal band......:-/

    A couple of rock bands and a few pop bands...but never metal.

  • @Paranoidave just woundering?!? r u making fun of slipknot or just messin around? either way i do like this video its awsome!!!!

  • @Paranoidave This is metal and you insult it! In one of your other videos you point blank called it Shitknot in the description, and you say it sounds like a retard making sounds in a dumpster! So you have insulted Metal!

  • @M3t4l3m0

    I insult a rock band.......so that means I'm insulting metal? What the fuck are you on about?

  • @spudmunch666

    What does Shitknot have to do with Metal? =/

  • this is shit

    

  • fuck you bitch!

  • Epic.

  • You, my friend, are a fucking genuis.

  • haha all the fags hardcore dancing at the end

  • You're a fucking genius, Paranoidave.

    

  • Off**

  • Dude laughed my ass of but I still love slipknot ;-D

  • i used to b a fan of slipknot, im not anymore, but i have some kind of sentiment to this song. but either way i laughed my fucking arse off.

  • this one is worst then the first one you did. you should smack yourself for making these

  • @scurvie5345

    That comment is dumber than the first one you left. I should smack your mum for making you.

  • @Paranoidave you should smack his mum for opening her legs in the first place.

  • @Paranoidave awesome

  • @scurvie5345 I love slipknot, and I still think these are helarious

  • eventhough I seriously don't agree with your attitude towards metalcore and bands like trivium, I gotta admit that you can interpretate the shit out of these songs ! I think I ripped my ass from laughing on the lemurs of the damned part :'D keep up the good work : >

  • pikachu's a virgin =))) omfg ! roflol

  • Lorraine'll Kill us all... hahahahahha

  • Just awesome Paranoidave - I particularly love the transformation of Lorraine'll Kill Us All....

  • omfg pissed my pants laughing gr8 vid :) ha

  • the lemurs of the dammned :P

  • im a slipknot fan... and i still found that funny!! °͜°

  • these give me a good old chuckle, despite my being a slipknot fan. However, I can't seem to listen to Eyeless without hearing "how the Jewish complain" every single time.

  • i love you allyson

  • @bowhunter4550

    aww i love you too baby

  • @bowhunter4550

    .......gaaayyyyyy

  • Control your dad's legs! QUACKS ON THE RUNWAY LANE! Brilliant! I love this song, but damn that is funny. Lyrics of the Ted!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • THE LEMURS OF THE DAMNED!!!!!

  • hahahah i don't know which is funnier, pikachus a virgin or psyco satchel. and besides i think its funny because my sisters a fan and i think SHITKNOT deserves an ATOMIC TEABAGING!!!!!

  • That was tight when you said 'I'm not the only one' and showed the million+ views of the other interpretation vid hahaha

  • 0:42 LOL @ THE WRONG TROUSERS CAMEO!!!

  • way better than part won lmao

  • I GOTTA ADMIT THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY BUT STILL DONT DIS SLIPKNOT!

  • hahahaha curcumsicion

  • hahahahaha the breakdown wus fucking hilarious

  • 3:42 is the best part of the whole vid haha

  • 2:18 ... thats what they use to circumsise chuck norris

  • @superqwack Chuck clogs toilets when he takes a piss

  • Im sure this would be funnier if I didnt know the real lyrics, still a good job offending thousands of the mentally weaker slipknot fans., its always fun to see online fighting... though I liked the ending of the last video more... revenge was lacking in this one

  • ok as much of a slipknot fan as i am this is really fucking funny good job

  • WOW I laughed so hard at the stool is not to FUCK with... plus great job man :)

  • well this is shite, it doesnt remotely represent what is being said, you'd have to be impaired to hear it as that, the stuff your interpreting it as is shite, fucking dumbass

  • HA this is isn't that funny... Because half of the lyrics don't match a thing the video says 0_0 But nice try..

  • Fear factory is fucking gay as shit

  • Pikachu's a virgin LMFAO xD

  • I have to say.. 1:51 was fucking genius man. Fair play to you :)

  • Oh, and all the butthurt "maggots" who have commented are testament to your success. =D

  • The last time I heard this at the Cathouse, me and my pal were in the middle of the dancefloor screaming "AND LORRAINE'LL KILL US ALL!"

    I think we use the internet too much. Lawl.

  • Awesome interpretation. I think i liked the first one a little better because it was more consistent. This one had some parts that sounded nothing like it and werent funny, but also parts that made me die laughing more than the first.

  • the only downside of watching that is i had to listen to shitknot

  • man. that was funny. and i listen to slipknot.

  • Ah, the song sucks !

    At least you had creativity this time.

  • Fkn CLASSIC!!! LOL!!!

  • I love slipknot but this is funny shit. Please do a slipknot song called "spit it out" because I bet you could make some funny shit out of that. Please and thank you.

  • i love slipknot and slipknot is the best band but you mr. made a great job man

    this is fucking funny and its sounds just like what coreys saying!

    do more slipknot songs man the rest suck!

  • Wow ur a fuckin doosh bag slipknot kicks ass

  • @PaiSTe515 learn to have a laugh and learn to spell douche properly

  • some retards just can't take a good laugh.

  • u say heres where good music gets ripped off and did u steal the lyrics from fear factory... to put in the good music

  • As mehdiocre as this song is, it's STILL a lot better than the shitfests that Eyeless and pretty much any older Slipknot song are. Weird to see improvement from this kind of band.

  • there are quacks on the run lane, hahahaha thats really funny

    stay (sic)

  • damn good

  • I enjoy slipknots older music and i thought your first video was funny as hell, this one just doesn't seem creative or to match what it sounds like and their was a fluency in the first one... sort of, anyways it seems weird that you'd pick on slipknot anyways because i listen to a lot of heavy metal (slipknot isn't heavy metal) and the vocals in legit heavy metal is often times a lot more illegible than slipknot so i kind of think your talent is wasted here unless you're just a hater.

  • @BretStroup

    In my honest opinion this one shits on the first one.

    It doesn't seem weird that I'd pick on them, you just haven't quite picked up on the entire point of the "ParanoiDave" thing I got going. There's more than just "misheard lyric" videos here.

  • @Paranoidave Haha no way man i absolutely loved your first video, me and my friends still quote it everytime we hear the song, in fact we sing the lyrics you wrote "YOU LIED TO ME FOR SONAR!!!" it's just too much :D

  • everybody shut the fuck up!

  • @Paranoidave forget it i dont want to argue with you its not worth it i just dont get how people enjoy this and i dont know how many times i have to fucking say it I NEVER SAID TO WRITE THE REAL LYRICS i said to write somthing that actully sounds like it not the exact lyrics. before you talk actully read what i said, it might help. and i dont really have anything better to do. :P

    im not pretty, and im not cool im fat and ugly and proud so FUCK YOU :D

  • @Paranoidave sometimes you do write what there saying if it is THAT OBVIOUS ! i didnt say write 100% of correct lyrics just write somthing that really sounds like what they were saying like at 0:33 it didnt sound "like the stool is not to fuck with" say somthing that isnt the real lyric but actully sounds like it dumbass

  • @itsbrianhaha

    you NEVER write what they're saying. That's the idea, if you want the real lyrics go to a karaoke bar or have a wank in the lyric booklet.

    It totally sounds like that, I think that's one of the best bits, if it didn't I wouldn't have put it.

    No-ones forcing you to watch this, quit acting so offended because you don't agree with someones interpretation of a song, do you really have nothing better to do?

  • ur video just completely sucks you dont need to be a fan of slipknot to figure that one out. 2:26 - 2:56 you change it everytime which is a very dumb thing to do, considering the lead singer is obviously saying the same word dumbass.

  • @itsbrianhaha

    and dumb fucks like you would complain just as much if I kept it the same 4 times in a row "oh you're just repeating yourself wah wah wah"

    I'm giving you 3-4 minutes of free entertainment, and you're displaying sickening ungratefulness by complaining.

    Or to put it simply, practice your BJ skills on a cactus.

  • @Paranoidave um no i wanted to see if it actully sounded like they were really saying it in this video, which would be an imporvment to this and ur old video. in simpler words, make it make sence

  • @itsbrianhaha

    If it had what they were really saying it WOULDN'T be an improvement. The main point of this is an interpreted lyrics video. If I had 100% the right lyrics it would be an absolute failure of an interpretation.

    How fucking stupid are you?

  • lolololol why is everyone bitching this owns p.s slipnot is basically a bunch of angry people screaming ,music? i think not

  • I'm not sure what's more funny; the video or Paranoidave's responses to all these gaytarded comments. Definitely subscribing.

  • lmao fucking funny!

    the best part was Corey blowing Joey.

    i love slipknot and i just dont understand why people cant chill for five seconds and laugh at this its super funny!

    but dumbasses will be dumbasses i guess...

  • I didn't like this one because some of the lyrics you can tell what Corey is saying and then when you put the opposite it makes it not funny since it doesn't sound like that's what he's actually saying. So only some of this is funny. I liked the 1st one better, even though I am a slipknot fan.

  • Once again, GAY! Pyshcosocial is an amazing song and similar to ur last video, IT DOESNT EVEN SOUND LIKE IT

  • @itsbrianhaha

    you hated the first video so much you just HAD to watch the 2nd one?

    What an exciting fucking life you lead eh?

  • @Paranoidave

    I just love the way you respond to such comments :-)

  • I don't mind interpretation videos, but you don't have to bitch about the bands you do it about. Keep your opinions to your self.

  • @oFRoZENViPER

    I do keep them to myself, and also on videos on youtube that nobody is forced to watch ¬_¬ If you don't like it, fine. But I'm hardly going onto slipknopt videos and saying these things am I? You're in MY house now, so to speak.

  • @Paranoidave good point....

  • hahaha I love Slipknot but this shit makes me laugh. xDD The other one, too. Great job.

  • pickachu's a virigin =))

    ok... it's funny but those bands you're making fun of are so great! and don't tell me they suck cause you'll never do something better!

    WHO'S WITH ME THUMBS UP!

  • @cezar40

    They suck. Knergeizer is better. Plus I love how much more apathetic and relaxed this is compared to your last comment.

  • @Paranoidave I think slipknot is bad but what's worst than the band are the fans themselves :S

    btw do you like at the gates?

  • @MetaldimeRR

    I love at the gates!

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa! Dude, seriously, WHERE IS INTERPRETATION OF SLIP-KNOT III?! Make it! I'll be your best friend :)

  • AW SHIT, That coal part was fukcing bad ass!!!! Fukc everything else.

  • does anyone on this video actually hate slipknot except the uploader? seriously, they suck/

  • I'm a big fan of Slipknot, but I'm not a simple minded tard like some of these other people. You got some funny shit up, keep up the good work!

  • circumcised with a saw... ow

  • god i love slipknot so much but this is just so damn funny i cant get over it good going whoever made this it really was funny even to a slipknot fan

  • hey guys stop taking huge offence to this its funny im a huge fan of slipknot but still its funny how he found funny shit that goes with the lyrics i mean genious

  • hahahahaha  "we'll blow our selfs against the wall"

  • to all you fuckers that think this is funny its not its dumb there are some good interpretations out there but this guy sucks slipknot is a good band so if your going to make fun of them you could at least do better than this right? i mean the interpretation of trivium is freaking hilarious................... ok now flood me with your stupid comments fools

  • I fuckin' love slipknot....do it more lol

  • @Sicklehead88 Lol, ditto.

  • I'm a slipknot fan, but i fuckin love your interpretations! more please! :D

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA "i think were dumb, im not the only one" and then the pic at 1:50, omg this is so funny

  • omg omg lol circumcision lol ROFLOL!!! omg hahahahaha!!!

  • I'd hate to run into Lorraine....LOL.

  • Who is the dude at 0:52 - 0:55 on the computer and the back page of the magazine?

  • @liquidmetaltech

    Orville the Duck and Ventriloquist Keith Harris. I don't know why I picked them I just figured a creepy talking green baby duck would be the most fucked up thing to masturbate to....

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  • @Paranoidave

    On the XXX Puppets magazine you coulda had someone like the leader of Afghanistan, Hamid Karzai.

    And change the title : USA XXX PUPPETS

  • @liquidmetaltech

    haha awesome. I think if even some of the simple dick-joke visual gags are going over most of youtubes heads, actual satire would just cause a lot of people to explode....

  • you must be hard of hearing, either that or an imaginative little deuche with nothing better than to make these videos and hope other ball bags buy your pathetic little t-shirts

    Good luck with life

  • @sillysaml

    If you're going to call someone a douche, spell it DOUCHE, douche.

    Co-incidentally a few other "ball bags" HAVE bought my "pathetic" (I don't get how they're pathetic, they're 100% cotton and from what I hear very comfortable) T-Shirts.

    Cafepress accounts are FREE to set up, and I receive cheques every once in a while....simply put it's FREE MONEY, and all I had to do was toss together some designs in photoshop.

    Pretty neat huh? Don't get your knickers in a twist queenie.

  • @sillysaml

    sure it's not supreme riches or anything. About to fund a decent night in the Union.....but every one of those drinks tastes fantastic knowing that it's money gained from pissing off overly-defensive little turds like yourself.

    :D

    Thanks btw, good luck yourself, if you're studying to do graphic design I have a sneaking suspicion you'll need a lot of it.

  • its funny and all but i still think its a fail cause u can actually understand what hes saying i mean u should trash waking the cadaver or something cause there pretty easy to make it sound like there saying anything

  • wooo!! HORRAY FOR PAULS DEATH!! fuck slipknot! finially they might end :D

  • haha

  • Lol. I'm a Slipknot fan, and all I have to say is... fuckinly funny video. Even if it insults Slipknots, it's your opinion, and the video was just so fuckinly funny. Congrats man.

  • @Paranoidave do you get paid for making these misheard lyrics videos, because you should. Regardless of what these 8 year old faggots who spend their 30 minutes of "screen time", yelling at people like you because they like faggy bands and dont want to see people hating on them say. (That was a mouthful) You are awesome dude. KEEP MAKING THESE VIDS!!!!!

  • this is awesome...