Sammy Obeid - Abearica

[urmamasluva]

everyone knows.... that the brown bears do the work now lol

[EnjoiiLifee]

When the dude was imitating his friend he sounded exactly like that "love britney alone " bitch.

[gerrardsamuel1989]

this kids a subtext dwellin ass nazi.

[spritedblue]

very original.

[MicrosoftsourceCode]

funny guy

[wafeman17]

it feels like a rip off of the united snacks of america.

[Joker80808]

what would russia be like?

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

@Joker80808

beary overpopulated?

[Joker80808]

@TH3USUALSUSPECT lol that made my day

[GuruBabadesh]

"its not racist, its a bear joke" LOLOLOLOLO hilarious

[DarkEpicPheonix]

It was UnBEARibly hard to not laugh...

[boomerxxx]

This was some funny stuff.

[Molblu]

I have comedy in my channel! If you love insanity then look at them :)

[Zorayda85]

You forgot Bear Down Arizona. Gosh, I hate my town. But I love Bears, regardless. I love ABearica!

[BlakeGoodwell]

i hate when people re use old jokes

[timewithTOMLIN]

It would've been great if he said BEARak

[JawheadTV]

LOOOOOOOL!

[StephonST]

Took me a min to catch on lol

[carbonsteelpeel]

lmaooo this is some funny shit

[THEhipsterofbefore]

His shitty puns and subtle racism Makes this Hilarious!

[Tikitxiki2]

im the 1059th like in this video...hoo-fucking-ray!

[HigherPlanes]

lmao best bear jokes ever

[ElSteeler]

bearack obama would have been better.

[MrROTD]

Bears are hilarious, I've frightened quite a few in the woods however some people aren't so lucky and get mauled and eaten but I'm still down with Bears they cool

[BenSaundersGuitar]

i like how at 0:42 everyone gets the joke.

[temps105]

LAAME.

[Tikitxiki2]

@temps105 i knew a girl that used that word a lot. till i smacked the shit outta her.

[temps105]

Is he Pakistani or what?

[RjTaimoor]

I'm the 1000th to LIKE this video:)

[temps105]

@RjTaimoor lol

[marcellulite]

SAMMY OBEID IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

[sasf18]

bear puns! love it

[rtr01]

the right to arm bears ?

[MrSimon117]

I guess the president world be, BIPOLAR

[leb4life97]

OMG THIS GUY HAS THE SAME LAST NAME AS ME!!!!!!!!

[jrroq]

haha obearma! this bear joke was funny

[chairlovawitabat]

niiiice

[khayzee143]

Its a cute joke. lol

[trainofaaron]

@TheExileElite i am sad your not a bear because then we can form a bear pack and defend the wild

[trainofaaron]

@beardic ok dwight what ever you say

[trainofaaron]

ehhh im not afraid because pandas are going extinct how can they possibly build rail roads?

[abish21]

puntastic!

[Paliba21]

Heheheee ... Good one

[TheBrradsullivan]

and all the smelly bears will worship an evil bronze age book and blow themselves up when people dont listen to them

[PHILLYHEAT215]

aBEARica

barack oBEARma

BEAR-ah palin

right to BEAR arms

preambulatory and operative CLAWS...

these jokes write themselves, amiright?

[NCmartin97]

@PHILLYHEAT215 BEARack oBEARma

[UltimaWeaponDeux]

@PHILLYHEAT215

I know someone has done this before but:

Those jokes aren't bearable.

Okay got that out of my system.

[lunamaniak]

@PHILLYHEAT215 this comment is unBEARable...

[skating0813]

@PHILLYHEAT215 Haha yea, they're bearilliant!

[SebasRabet]

@PHILLYHEAT215 Bear yeah!

[ThePinksterss]

@PHILLYHEAT215

write themselves? bearly. it's debeartable

[roadkillcondom]

@PHILLYHEAT215 no.

[genahockey17]

nice deep v, fag hahahaha

[d45368]

Hahaha that was nice

[ericshm]

@jonykakuyo and all the grizzly bears own casinos.

[XONINO9]

0:58 its Alan from the hangover laughing lol

[iceman3333able]

@XONINO9 LMFAO I was about to post the same thing until I seen yours, loll thumbs up!!

[NahyanChowdhury]

hilarious

[geppegep]

Im a polar bear and im soo offended...

[negropleas]

wow he deserved more laughs than that

[joeynevola1]

my uncle saw a albino polar bear once

really cuz polar bears are already white so

this one was black

did u ever think it was just a black bear

whatevs

[sweatyshorts]

Bearack Obearman to you, Obeid.

[GdoubleWB]

lol'd @ Obearma!

[dudewhatisthepoint]

The Chicago Bears will bear on TV 24/7

[ArtDaUr]

Obearma :D

[countzeroads]

That's so funny!! Panda Bears!

[13l4CK]

Thumbs up if you see the comment on every video

"" This is Old""

[TheTallGuy31]

this joke is genius.. just sayin

[krunkaintdead69]

And the governments will all be Polar bears.

[Hrko1992]

LOLOLO

[bboybram]

What! LF doesn't have bears in the audience?

[beardic]

Classic joke! some new stuff, but predictable for us who have seen it before.

Fun facts: Did you know that polar bears come from the grizzly. And came about as a result of a different breed of bear ran out of food and died. Ironic or what?!

[GordonFreeMANness]

@beardic No.

[ArielDarius]

@beardic you must be his environmentalist friend

[jonykakuyo]

and all the brown bears will own 7 elevens

[GordonFreeMANness]

@jonykakuyo They need to cross THE FUCKING OCEAN first.

[13l4CK]

@GordonFreeMANness  sure they could cross it.. easy....

[jojojo9991]

@jonykakuyo stop that you bearstard!

[plamenxyzpenchev]

@jonykakuyo LOL

[MattisseWH]

@jonykakuyo More like 7 ebearens! Hahahahahahahahaha...oh man...

[ShietEverywhere]

@jonykakuyo LMAOOO yesss

[TheBoredProle]

I fucking lost it at "Obearma"

[SeanOMatic]

I saw this joke performed in mid '09 by Sammy Obeid. I never had seen anybody else do this joke and saw somebody do a similar joke a few months after Sammy, but it wasn't the same. Sammy never stole anything. One time, he paid me $5 when Tommy T only gave him $50 to drive all the way from LA to do a show. That's what a solid guy Sammy is. 5 fucking dollars, baby!

[TheExileElite]

if i was a bear i would maul all you motherfuckers! i mean, i would have your guts all fuckin wrapped around my snout n shit. be glad i'm not a bear motherfuckers, be glad.

[glaxglax]

@TheExileElite you are crazy

[dewfish]

cool.

[sychomatiic]

I've heard this joke before on Pandora too, but it's NOT stolen. I heard it on Pandora by Sammy Obeid. Search Comedy Day 2009--Sammy Obeid. He's been doing this joke for years.

[sychomatiic]

comedy day--2009 sammy obeid, bear joke starts at 5:35

[shylildude]

i wonder how big burly gay guys feel about this

[aklsjdclkbjw]

This guy is funny but I Love Kabir Singh! More of him please! For everyone that thinks this joke is stolen your stupid.

[Orangemongoose1]

This guy is a genius, we need more of him :-)

[jwdesign336]

well, the grizzly bear is the Native American, black bears are African American, polar bears are white, panda bears are Chinese, but what represents Mexicans?

[ItchyKneeSon]

And generations down the line, while a lazy 20-something rebel with hip clothes, 'amazing' ideas, and high hopes is camping out in a name-brand tent on some city's sidewalk will complain about Abearica to his father, his father will reply in support of his country and growl at his son, "YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRIZZLY GRANDFATHER BUILT THIS COUNTRY WITH HIS BEAR HANDS!!!" The youngster will bark a snide remark in support of his claws...er cause, and run to update his FB status.

[ItchyKneeSon]

@ItchyKneeSon I'm sorry you had to read that. lol

[MrTonyguti]

pooh bear hates this

[christopherskillen]

i don't get the panda bit lol does he mean mexicans or sumin?? lol

[RaisonStrain]

@christopherskillen I think you need to brush up on american history.

[tripleS9000]

@christopherskillen chinese..cuz the chinese built the pacifc railroad back in the 1800's

[WAKEUPshift111]

@christopherskillen panda's are asian. Many asians helped build America's railroads.

[SeanOMatic]

@christopherskillen

Panda's are Asian bears, bro...

[bporcher]

"Obearma" effin killllllled me!



[thelondoncaller]

this joke is up here... maybe. i have definitely heard this joke before & i hope it was from this guy...

[Bulldog76center]

I can BEAR-ely breathe.

[camerasmart]

i love the laugh factory and watch their videos regularly, but too much of their new comedy is racial. what happened to bill hick! cant comedians get a laugh without blabbing on about race

[luis7750]

This is unbearable i cant watch this

[islandsidetv]

brilliant, very well delivered

[goclbert]

I didn't notice that it was Abearica when I clicked on the video

[vardoegers]

I like to be an in abearica, OK by me in abearica...

[colinthomasdouglas1]

anyone saying this joke was stolen is mental.

[LOLoudr]

I personally know Sammy and he works extremely hard at his craft, he would never steal a joke. EVER. from ANYONE. EVER. And this IS hilarious

[sefrzan]

this joke just BEARs me out

[Darkel08]

Hey Laugh Factory account...are you Michael Kvamme?

[KrustynailsVideo]

@Darkel08 it's run by a chick, actually.

[HxCSounds]

that was beary good !

[Issaquan5]

lol

[BigBtop]

Fact: Polar bears have black skin

[Casper3417]

@BigBtop Fact: no one cares

[kiazalea]

@BigBtop no thats their spray on tan

[ItstheWaveTV]

This is unbearable......

[SilverShot08]

LOL that's an awesome joke.

[Karmakameleeon]

This is so funny I can hardly bear it.

[StealthyPi]

Where is this joke from? Dan Cummins? I've heard it on Pandora don't remember who

[alexmishchuk]

STOLEN JOKE

[ikodru]

in this case i agree this specific title gave it away. cus ur lookin at the title while the joke is being told. u know where its going. and was it really stolen? from who?

[eghed8]

the title isn't the punchline. This isn't the type of joke that has a punchline. Quit bitching.

[galinrizov]

who did he stole that joke from ? I've totally heard it before ....that was lame to steal it like that

[sychomatiic]

@galinrizov he didn't steal it, you probably just heard it from him before either on youtube or pandora. He's been doing this joke for years he just tweaked it a little bit, search comedy day 2009-- sammy obeid. Bear joke starts at 5:35

[galinrizov]

@sychomatiic aw yeah I think you are right .....thanks mate

[DeFy18]

stolen joke...

[Hodaggium]

Funny thing is, Obama is a Chicago Bears fan.

[TheHumanSuitcase]

Laugh factory, you need to stop giving away the punchline in the title

[Jx1x3]

thanks LF for giving away the punchline "abearica". you spoiled the joke.

[azinzwule]

heard it before

[sychomatiic]

@azinzwule you probably heard it from him before either on youtube or pandora, or some comedy website like the laugh factory. He's been doing this joke for years he just tweaked it a little bit, search comedy day 2009-- sammy obeid. Bear joke starts at 5:35

[JayDelaCruz3]

lmfao

[Shazzman07]

Ive heard this joke before

[hootie017]

this is an old joke - someone stole this, either him or the other person.

Im guessing he stole from ed norton

[coldplayer001]

oh laugh factory ! you always know how to get me !

[cabbagesftw]

Great joke!!!

[EmothaX]

this one is stolen... but good shit anyways

[XkillerHopsX]

strong vneck haha

[swaggervitamins]

i dont like this guy

[ABONESR]

i heard this shit before. but the comedian is funny

[ihadaface]

I can't BEAR all of these jokes. It's simply imPAWssible.

[TSGS21]

I like.

[DjDafader]

oh dear, i was about to go about saying i dont like these videos to be so short... this was entertaining but leaves me wondering for more... and since im not an american, kinda out of my reach..

[slushymermaid666]

"Bear jokes, really, that's what he's doing? I didn't know he was gonna be so EDGY. I didn't come here to be shocked into laughter. Excuse me~."

[PainAddict666]

That was really funny... and never underestimate the power of a delivery. He nailed it!

[shyboy04]

the audience is kinda wack.

[skillphiliac]

@shyboy04 DID YOU SAY WE'RE WHACK?

[shyboy04]

@skillphiliac well, that depends on whether or not you were at the laugh factory that night... If you were, well then yes, my friend. I'm saying you're wack.

[skillphiliac]

@shyboy04 HOW COULD A PERSON CALL ANOTHER PERSON WHACK?

[shyboy04]

@skillphiliac Would you have preferred it if I worded it differently... or?

[skillphiliac]

@shyboy04 You don't get to browse the interwebz all that often... do you?

[BabylonGenocide149]

This was genius! :D more from this guy please

[shadyluki]

Holy shit the guy from the Devil's Double is funny!

[wWdirtysanchezMm]

@shadyluki "LATEEEF!"

[TheJimmyT1000]

That was pretty funny!!!!

[flyoverjovin]

Smart :D

[Dipsetinstrum]

Ok THAT was amazing

[airthrow]

Started lame, ended hilarious!!

[MrFepco]

He is Saudi right?

[DariushDe]

@MrFepco he is lebanese

[mafiaosobob]

so awesome!

[makpak]

berika

[MGStoltzfus]

im pretty sure ive heard this joke somewhere else before...