NAME MY GUITAR ! King Bee Guitars relic tele with TV Jones Filtertrons

[dereklaban98]

How much is one of these and do they ship?

[StephanNeetenbeek]

Name: Mrs. Jones!

[blahman178]

I just got a kingbee, these things are awesome!

[mandoytz]

Black carbonita

[cheesedude5050]

the first thing that came to mind was joanne.

[godfrey902]

Judy.

[LegalizeProductions]

beehappy, haaahahahaha just joking

[Nekroguitar]

Betsy

[TheBlueBandYTAccount]

What's the song in the intro, something of Jango Reinhart?

[heyrobin5]

Black Mamba

[bughat1]

I think"THUNDERTURD" is good.How about "THE HOREVETTE"?"SHITTY 7 CHEVY".

[Mr7xs]

The pain finish and the relic job... Sucks!!!

[xxObscuraxx]

@Mr7xs thats the point dumbass

[sadbutsandman91]

Ole Eb

[echovox76]

how bout La Cabronita??????

[GtrDudeL]

beeeotch - cuz its black....

[MrGuitarlabs]

DOMINO : i like the way the white knobs over the black dirty body reminds me the old domino bones... also the pickups looks really similar shape to it!!! 

[MetallicaMan5432]

BLACKY: THE RODEO KING

[ArendvanDop]

Black Jack Davey

[TeleJazzer]

Probably a bit late but Jack Black would be cool and get it endorsed by the man himself.

[theruley]

buddy jones

[Clamster56]

sissy

[ZEBOOBULA]

Big Black Betty???

[4ntiIvIon]

Niggacaster

[AMPSHOWS]

I'd call it Diablocaster (Deviilcaster)

[ZachDRUMMOND]

I think you should quit spending so much cash on guitars you don't need and buy a better camera/mic setup so your vids won't suck so bad. Just sayin.

[yanzki19]

name it telescratcher!!!!

[TheBluesBeggar]

I watched your other video, your guitar sounds great... but the thing I don't get is the worn relic thing with the worn. If I bought a new car and put a dent in it does that make it cooler? - The Blues Beggar

[guyac01]

What's the bridge on this... did you settle on a name?

[OfficialHankIII]

Did she ever get a name ?

Call her 10 pound titty !!!

[crazysausage90]

Relicaster

[Rapadi87]

dream killer

[kreek661]

this is Jack Black's side line demo demo demo demo...

[boagley1]

Sorry I missed it, but I'd have gone with "The Reverend" Looks like a lil white collar! lol

[sweetjimmyhotpants]

Negrocaster (it's black).

[micmoable]

THE TV BLUESMASTER

[geoff1121]

you should name it black angry penis

[micmoable]

@geoff1121 funny!

[geoff1121]

@micmoable yes.

[Timbre4Gear]

Ugly as Sin

[loungecruz]

schlong

[ANIMALLOVERSnr1]

bimbocaster

[Timbre4Gear]

Trainwreck



[mikecoca]

I guess it's too late......but how about BEE BEE KING?

[Robin8207]

hi keep it simple call him simon

[SweBass]

+100000 for black jack

[cinzsweet]

The Raven

[clehneis]

Another vote for Jack Black....its black to so totally appropriate.

[graceless666]

A King Bee guitar should be named back by dope demand.

[RythmTR]

i vote JackBlack!

[Zombiekeks]

Dude(or anybody else), so what's her name now?

[riseboy]

You should name it The Panther.

[bloodyfrets]

Black whore

[bladerunner12]

Mandingo

[bgrasspkr123]

Darth

[ChineseR0ck]

Black Star

[Doc4orUgs]

Kuntakinte? Cuz it's black and looks like it's been beat up.

[Plasma004]

Name it Black Jack

[NJBoden]

if i win i'd be dying to try a luther drive:)

[NJBoden]

how about the stratobastard?

[juanjosebol]

Beejones as in beyonce as in in kingg bee + tv jones = beejones

[lilnetty2]

Bertha Butt (one of the Butt sistahs)

[lilnetty2]

Bertha !

[electricguitarkevin]

call it the mexicutioner

[JaxMusicSupply]

How's the Aretha guitar coming along? Any decisions?

[mudvayne92]

I say "Bee Hailey" the Relic Tele :)

[kingjackie51]

you should name it "Black Betty"

[kingjackie51]

you should definetly name it "Black Betty"

[pishh100]

@ Manfredmar

no im from California ,USA

[hawthy4]

I Say name her - "TOHELL&BLACK"

[weerpool14]

"the bunny ranch ho"

[5digits6strings]

"La Carbonita" As in carbonation...as in BEER. You like beer, right? Okay, send me my prize now!

[5digits6strings]

"La Carbonita" ...as in carbonation...as in BEER. No? You seem to like beer, right? Ahh, whatever.

[apessk8s88]

Nursey

[RobynCrest]

I'll raise it again...she's Rosie Tuxedo. Definitely.

Come on, try asking her!

[cleophuseugiene]

The Cylon.

[mattyboyovadanet]

The TV Tele

[iRcricket]

call her Beatrice

[iRcricket]

call her Beatrice

[bundr]

Anyone knows the name of the song playing?

[brent01b]

If it's a girl name her LADY...

[mcmdenhartog]

its gotta be el Chupa Cabra!

[52gerg]

scratch Bob, I second El Chupa Cabra!!!

[Owen666jagstang]

Call it 'Black Jack' !!

[52gerg]

Bob

[srvfan2009]

Well you got the Dr. Z, now you need his lovely assistant ....Nurse Cratchett!!!

[CheetoBales]

April's Fool

[randallflash]

Grace

[randallflash]

Precious!

[Owen666jagstang]

Call it 'Black Jack'...

[drumnut2345]

The ReliTeleTron of Twang or maybe Twang O Tron

[Evyanaf]

How about- " Lady Macbeth"

[willievega]

I still think Dante (Dante Alighieri) works well. After the 'Inferno'. Lasciate ogni speranza"

[bigtophalloween]

Black Dahlia!

[jonnyrocketballs69]

The Big Black Dildo of Motherfucking Justice

[MrSunsnoel]

SPANK TANK

[dimestoresaint7]

simply uh well joe... it makes me want to raise a toast to our reverend st. joe strummer! hussah! hussah!

[ChrisONGuitar1]

smelley caster

[ChrisONGuitar1]

blackie

[ZuluWatchTheBand]

"The Stinger"

[Pazzotone]

"Black Betty" - It's got that whole Leadbelly, liquor, firearms and chopped '34 rat rod vibe goin' on. Some kind of play on "Mexican Blackbird" or "La Grange" might work too - shades of early ZZ Top and Black Oak Arkansas - maybe "La Grunge" - nah, that guitar is a Betty fer sure

[kissFAN1619]

idk what you call it, but i think sexy will do lol

[xsouldriverx]

black bee

Tee Vee Bee

black jack

burnt bee

[xsouldriverx]

black bee

Tee Vee Bee

black jack

burnt bee

[ultimateguitarwizard]

king bee custom telecaster of relic'd ness!

[RobynCrest]

Hey! I have a full name for your belle!

Rosie Tuxedo.

Yeah, cause she's got that AC/DC vibe, kinda ZZ TOPish looks too...and yet she can be so sharp in her own way. So gimme a shout, let me know. Cheers!

[hitoneguitars]

My daughter wants it to be called "The Black Bear"

Only a BLACK BEAR could take honey from a King Bee!

[pishh100]

Name it "Helga"

[manfredmar]

@pishh100

Are you from Iceland?

[RM8807]

I like The Mrs. It's always there for you and oh so sweet to come home to. Plus, she could be anybody you want her to be.

[fogaoagas]

The Hammer

[alvaritooooooooo]

"Mi muchachita bailona" or "La muchachita bailona"

What in spanish means: "My dancing girly" or "My little dancing wench" or something like that but it's not a frequent phrase and i think it sounds cool and fun! PS: Mi=My ; La=The

[andrew6string]

"Velho" - It's Portuguese for "old"

[Nathan59]

Are Kingbeeguitars & Rebel Relics guitars affiliated ?

[bratblaster]

THE BLACK PEARL!

cuz its black

old and beat up

AND BADASS!

just like a mythical pirate ship :)

[fabbola]

"THE MRS."

This way you don't have to settle on any one lady's names and because you are probably going to want to take her out on special occassions.

THE MRS.

[GuitarBrotha]

aunt jemima

[justnoknock]

probably nothin'

[MoonlightShadowlolz]

ARE YOU SERIOUS??? TELE + TV JONES?? AAAAAAH EARGASMIC! Dude I tried getting some tv jones into my tele but it will not work =( damn it! I would cal it: Beest (dutch for Beast)

[alvaritooooooooo]

"Mi Muchachita" (My Little Lady)

[cherry8605]

i've got another to add- The Arbiter

[cherry8605]

Black Magic, The Stranger, The General

[lavistamusic]

Stray cat!

[josroge]

Sheila!!!!

[Bobbybookoo]

The Blach Ness Monster

[scaline1]

Betty :)

[lpdog]

Cletus

[israelael]

the BLeck MEMBA :p

[ZoRoSdIb]

Old Maid (Black and White and Relic'd) - Perfect for this guitar.

[houngoon]

Black widow

Widow maker

White Widow (oxy - moron)

[houngoon]

Black widow

Widow maker

White Widow (Oxy)

[nakarama]

the BEE'st / BEEstie

[ZuluWatchTheBand]

Mambo Boy

[sjs4763]

Giggy T. Box

[Evyanaf]

I think Lebowski should be the name, but... Delilah is also nice

[fede2890]

ORAZIO!

[levans6824]

i still think it should be BLACK BETTY!

[BlueCrayolaMarker]

@ levans6824 Damn, You beat me to it. BLACK BETTY.

[ibejamesbrown]

TV Twanger

[ibejamesbrown]

TV Snow

[dcunnin1]

Róisín Dubh.

pronounced 'row sheen dove'. which is irish for black rose. that's an awesome name. its also the name of an awesome song from Thin Lizzy.

You can't get a better name that that. or just call her Róisín.

[philbinator1977]

"El Dudenator". or... "El Dudinator"? what sayeth you, Stout Yeoman!?

[alvaritooooooooo]

Calli "La Muchacha Morena" :D

[coachz44]

Admiral Huffington... or just The Admiral

[Freedbyhislove]

Cletus!!...

[waymore69]

Blackjack

[FloyDZeD]

The Ugly.

Then name some other Teles the Good and the Bad.

[GuitarZephyr]

Blue Monday

[chesshirecat2]

dude. name it madison. plus show us some funky finger playin goodness at least! when ya jam. just a little =). I know you have the thing about your face, that's cool. but please. at least some fretboard rockin of love and respect? hell ya

[54449t]

The Lufkin

[SteveTheJazzMan]

Lorreta

[sonicsmainman1]

How about Thomas Tele

[NathanLive]

Kasey with a K :)

It is strong, bold, yet still feminine and demanding respect :)

[HectorArcadius]

First of all, it's not a ''she'', it's a ''he''. And it's worn and looks played enough to have the name of an old, familiar friend. TV Jones in it...? Call it Johnsy. Yep, I'm serious.

[TheBillStickers]

Apis [or something].

After Apis Mellifera, the dark honey bee, the reference being [bad pun] the twang thang being black and a king bee tele. You could also say that Honey bees have had a long tough history with people just like this Relic-ed Tele.

Lead Nellie.

I actually have a custom guitar in the works [2nd custom, this 16 yr old should be incarcerated] I have dubbed Lead Nellie. But I'm ok to share the name. A parody of Lead Belly, of course. My own reasons for the name, however, run deeper.

[TheBillStickers]

How about...

Listerine!

It sponsored the LP & MF Show.

No. 5.

Not the 5 million No. 5 perfume piss, the robot from Short Circuit. Why? No. 5 likes the song Johnny 5, Johnny 5 as in John 5 who plays a black tele. 5 is also shown as the letter "V" just like Thomas Jones' middle initial.

Emily.

I have a black Tele I call Emily as in "See Emily Play." Again I have my cryptic reasons, but you could use it. Syd Barrett did use Teles.

Billy [haha, my name]

As in rock-a-billy, how very TV Jones.

[TheBillStickers]

Mary or Pam.

As in Mary Ford, as in Les Paul. Pam as in Paul and Mary the Les Paul and Mary Ford At Home Show.

Melody.

It sure does carry a melody, or is it you? Crap. Which would be correct?

Biz.

Sounds like "buzz" [bad pun] and it's saying "I mean biz-ness!"

Sioux or Siouxsie.

Someone said you live in "MN" which is Minnesota? Some "neighbours" are Sioux City and Sioux Falls. Also like the lady... I don't know if it references any Teles though...

Random suggestions:

Taurus, Aurora, Alex...

[TheBillStickers]

P.S-The LP and MF Show is from the 50s [like those TV Jones PUPs] and the show was B & W.

[TheBillStickers]

Dirty Harry.

It's got a kinda of Magnum look going. It's certainly weathered. Another Clint Eastwood reference would be to call it...

Million Dollar Baby.

I bet it cost a pretty penny.

Nooby Ruby.

It's a real gem of a Tele and it's got a nooby [like nubian] thing going.

The Dutchess.

I'm sure someone could feel it.

Mean Machine.

He'd say "Luuk at Te Les Paul." I'm starting to lose the entire audience with that one.

[TheBillStickers]

How's about a few names?

Woody.

Like the cowboy, some reference there to 50s tone which should encapsulate the whole thing being a Tele with TV PUPs! But low scorer cuz that's a dude's name.

Beeatrice.

If u wanna be straightforward albeit a bit corny.

Lisa.

After Lissonata Setosa, the black ichneumon. Referencing the "King Bee" branding and I suppose one could reference the tone as such.

[TheBillStickers]

Aitkin. Like the place Google showed me on the map that brought up based on a tip. Also like Chet Atkins... I'm sure you could associate him with a Tele. Shawn or Shawnee. Like the company in "neighbouring" Illinois. The Creature from the Black Lagoon. Why? I don't know. Country Swamp reference? The Tele is a swamp thing? Chipp. Remember when the Addams Family went camping? That was funny. Wednesday? Could Wednesday be a Tele? Could it!? ...[doubtful]

[ItsA6StringThing]

Cokecaster

[smausetrap]

Twang Banger

[alvaritooooooooo]

Call it The Black Adder. A tribute to Mr Bean's TV serie ;-)

[outlawx5150]

By now everybody knows you're that El Roostar GUITMANDUDE. But why not name it "Jack Black" just for shits and giggles.

[gdasilva]

Greasecaster.

[philgottengains]

Fat Keith.

[philgottengains]

Fat Keith.

[crgtr]

The BastardCaster

[gavincfc]

haha i said that last week!!!

[crgtr]

Call it the BastardCaster!

[ClarkTheClerk]

The King Bee Laverne DuoCaster, or just Laverne for short.

[TBonzai1]

The Black Knight.

[aachafin]

boomer

[playlikerandy]

It's obvious to me GMD. TeleTron.

[tim11elliott]

Little Philly... get it?

[MichealBT]

Bella

[GuernB2]

TELEKITTY!!!!

[freakybuzz]

"Been to hell and back" Well, in that case, why not call it Dante?

[thor9890]

Darlene

[VincentValentineXIII]

Veronica

[ZanottiPedals]

Fergus McMallone

[chickensandbeandip]

You should name her Jean-Bear the Immasculator. Jean in the french pronounciation.

[kungpow79]

name her Sue, to honor one JR Cash