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  • money money money money money money

  • Her Tips Don't Even Work...

  • Can I date you Jessica ?

  • this video is 100% true, im in university and there are hundreds of girls however everyones of course focussed on studies, and you can talk to anyone but its when I leave class that someone unexpectedly jumps me almost every time. Sucks having a social disability, single for life

  • act like a douchebag, girls dig guys like that

  • @taledarkside u aint never lie!

  • Wait where are you from again?.........I didnt catch it the OTHER TWENTY TIMES.

  • UGH!! ... they need this crap for teenage girls ... women know what they like ... tennage girls are snobs... sluts .. etc.

  • @halofangadang Your Damn right

  • @halofangadang hell yea man

  • How to ask out a girl: Hold her at gunpoint and threaten her family if she says no...

    (answers & situations may vary)

  • when you fall in love in someone just buy a car

  • How to attract women = act like something you're not, be very artificial and/or arrogant, and ignore her needs or her. They love this for some subconscious reason.

  • 1. Ask her to be your girlfriend

    2. Tell her about how you met your five hundred other girlfriends.

    3. Ask her if she wants to get married.

    4. Point to a attractive male. (3 and 4 may be done concurrently).

    5. Tell her you are going to wait however long it takes, wave her away ShooSHoO...

  • Nice and boring actually works!

  • i Have been myself done what this said never was despret till now. And all i get is ill be ur gf then 1 month later we talk im like an angel the dream then they say sorry i never want to see u again in my life. In my head im saying wtf did i do wrong. I was funny did not worry about a gf then i save there lives from certain death then they wipe me out of their life. Such bastards in my opinion.

  • I got this feeling..on a girl at high school,

    we didn't even talk to each other,

    well she is beautiful...

    but she is a little quite always in the class,

    when I see her,its like my heart sank in a deep Atlantic ocean,

    i'm falling in love with her..but now I don't really have the guts to talk and face with her.....

  • @sunshinesmithj7 I know.

  • can i date whores?

  • well im on the rite path then :)

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  • lack of love left me loveless

  • how to get a girlfriend? = just be your self

  • @BryanMumble I cant be myself, instead i pee myself

  • @BryanMumble just being your self does not always work. At least not in my area.

  • @jawj4291 I'm with you on that one v_v

  • @BryanMumble True IF you like yourself, and you better do that.. cause you live once at least in this body.

  • @BryanMumble

    That's the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard.

  • I should befriend women first? Other articles online say befriending women won't work...you will just be thier friend forever.

  • "How to get a girlfriend", are you serious ? This isnt a video game, ppl have different personalities >_>

  • I am gay and I need to know how to get a boyfriend =) right guys ?

  • something sad is all the shchal activity and people and fun stuf i need is on small machines

  • You never know what she want.

  • @Rarogne1926 you forgot :" How to poop"

    

  • thats an absolute liee. i'm a girl and i want to know if the guy likes me flat out. and ask me out before going on a date.

  • @UpgradeSkateboards y did that happen

  • thanks for this advise...i followed your advise...now i m 60...and my only girl friend is my right hand

  • I actually picked up the most serious girlfriend of my life, by facebook chatting with another chick, and being antisocial when my roomate invited her over...

  • interesting

  • Any one who considers themselves a "professional" and says or used "uh" in a sentence is likely not a professional.

  • Wait wait... so you're basically saying the moment a girl knows I'm attracted to her, love her, and want her to become my life partner (girlfriend) is when she turns the other cheek????!!!! No wonder most of you wind up with jerks all the time!! Good riddance!

  • PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.. so sorry

  • Do you just make this stuff up as you go along? And get paid for it?

  • Guys, listen to everything she just said and apply it. Great video!

  • its called 10$ an hour nuff said

  • How to get a girlfriend? THAILAND, the end.

  • I wonder how many girlfriends she has got in her life.

  • Just act like a big egotistic jackass, with a six pack and spy on tan with money and a nice car. Women will fall all over you. That or rob a bank.

  • I would like to say that it's a two way thing, both of them should be looking for a partner....if one is looking and the other is not, its not going to work, no matter what. So, like the guru said keep on looking.

  • buy mcdo fries and you're done, give it to the girl you like :D hahahaha

  • @BiblePreacher889 trust me, i have read all about the alpha male stuff and so called confidence, and tried it many times, its an illusion, trust what i say, i get all girls too, girls when they are in love with someone its called agreement, when people break up itsd dissagreement they see and say how the other one is wrong and never say sorry, they argue and let out all the bad stuff, confidence and alpha male are lies 100% lies. the same with todays so called christianity, its lies and theater

  • @A2TRaNQuiLiiTy hahahahahaha loooool

  • Hopefully this video can stop school massacres thought out by young men troubled with not having a girlfriend.

  • @A2TRaNQuiLiiTy LOOOL!

  • Why don't I just act like an uncaring douche that usually works with the 16-30 year olds.

  • @evil10 no it doesnt work, try going up to a girl and getting angry and see if she likes you, she wont, you have to be a true christian to get girls, or atleast being almost a true christian. You have to depart from evil,malice(if you know what malice means) you have to remove all bad thoughts and curses that you say daily like "i hate it when, it annoys me when" etc, and escpecially just want to get laid, getting girls is super easy,fun,and fast if you love them and are a true christian...

  • Dating advice is bullshit. If someone likes you it just happens. No advice no tips. Its just right place right situation. The only real advice is the most times you try to start something the more chances you have. That it.

  • @deadcheese1 Not really..... I gave it up.. and I still don't have one.. nice try buddy..... XBL.. last online like 2 weeks ago.

  • @A2TRaNQuiLiiTy haha forreal dude ur rite

  • one word....BITCH

  • This is Jessica Claire, with New York Dating Coach, for stating the obvious!

  • Money and a red shirt - its science.

  • money duh!?

  • I like men :|

  • 125417 Virgins?

  • what stupid cow i just go to girl and say wanna makeout and we are kissing

  • Women are too complicated

  • @ShadowBlade360x I Know but vise versa they think the same about us guys...

  • @ShadowBlade360x You're right, better to be forever alone

  • @A2TRaNQuiLiiTy No nukes on MW2, fail.

  • BE JOVIAL.

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  • @triggerhappy097 okay son ,,,,get a fake dick(dildo ) n atart playing with it ....before a girl LMAO

  • @MurderedByMidgets Hey dude. It's not easy going out there and trying to get a girlfriend. I'm very shy and it's difficult for me to approach women. And alot of women these days don't want to date nice guys. They want the brooding bad boy in the leather jacket. Dating is difficult these days.

  • @agentbl

    No, dating is easier than ever. Im assuming you have internet? possibly even a cell phone? getting tail has never been easier than in the 21st century my man.

    the trick is you have to be cool with yourself - you have to be comfortable alone. and you have to be confident. all women dig confidence.

  • @MurderedByMidgets I'm confident and never had a girlfriend. Women hate confidence dude, and it IS harder then it ever was before man, why? Because girls these days are extremely picky. You're an idiot.

  • Valentine's Day is coming up and I actually dread Valentine's Day. I don't have a girlfriend and I am very emotionally frustrated being alone. I hate being alone. Valentine's Day sucks when you're alone. What makes it worse is when you see lots of people with Valentine's Day things like flowres, candy, heart shaped balloons, etc. This day has slapped me in the face for too long. This is why I dread Valentine's Day. I also dread my loneliness. It's depressing and frustrating. I hate my life.

  • I hate not having a girlffiend. I have't had a girlfriend in almost 6 years.

  • wish i could get a girl...14 years old, puberty went apeshit insane at 10...fuck this...

  • getting a girl is harder then getting heroic 25 kingslayer on a fail server hahahahaha

  • @A2TRaNQuiLiiTy Quahahahahahahahahah, this is one of my biggest laugh I ever had!!

  • BS. It is all about money and looks.

  • @mba2ceo you dont have to be mr.money but yea it depends on looks

  • @Quartrez i know that and i agree of course.i had/have plenty of gf and without having sex we had great time....if u don't wanna have sex with a hooker than don't do it..i just adviced u;))

  • @A2TRaNQuiLiiTy

    geek

  • @razaodiada1 Not geek. Gamer.

  • thanks for this good info!

  • @A2TRaNQuiLiiTy i havent gotten both... my life sucks!!! AAAGGHHH

  • You know, when I hear women complain that they can't find a good man for themselves, I want to say to them, "How the hell do you think WE (men) feel?! We're the ones who have to do all the work. We're the ones who have to struggle to get the relationship started, locate the dating spots, pick you up, create an interesting dialogue, pay for everything, & drop you off at your place. All you have to do is sit around & look pretty."

  • @MishuTaste Lmfao I totally agree with you buddy..

  • I agree with that 200%!!!!. Its funny that they dump perfectly nice guys who only want to see them the happiest woman on the face of the Earth, just because of some stupid reason that the guy apparently "wouldn't understand"and wonder why they don't have a boyfriend. when I hear about it, I'd just say "isn't this what you wanted though?!"

  • @flybeetle27 Women seem to fall in love w/ guys that don't need them or don't care about them.

  • @MishuTaste Ik its retarded

  • @flybeetle27 what exactly is a "nice guy"?

  • @infraball a guy who looks out for, cares for, is always there for other women out, expecting little-nothing in returen. That my friend is a nice guy. Trust me I know, I am one.

  • @flybeetle27 the complaints i hear about "nice guys" is that they put women on pedestals.. lots of women don't like that. there's no balance between being nice and having conflicts with each other and that can be kind of tiring. like if a person were to be constantly complimenting you on how good looking you are it eventually becomes less and less significant... it happens on both sides really.

  • @infraball Thats true some do, but I meant those who are just being plain kind to women and not necessarily complementing her every second on anything, and aren't starting conflicts.

  • @flybeetle27 fair enough. then i don't know really... relationships are funny things.

  • @infraball yeah, the reasons why they don't work out sometimes isn't just the fact that somebody did something, but mabey they were just never meant to be.

  • @flybeetle27 i suppose so.

  • That's real 2

  • @A2TRaNQuiLiiTy real talk there

  • How to get a girlfriend ? very simple Go to Thailand , if you do not have that much money go to first hooker street in your city and talk to WOMAN.

    That is what works for me.

    I think we should copy how Arabs get woman, and how they treat them. That would be a way to start CHANGE.

  • @PaperBeatsRock29 You are not a loser, so many people have not a bllody idea how to get a girlfriend. Hell, I do not know how to get one. I do not even know how my ex became my girlfriend. Just woke up one morning and there she was

  • @A2TRaNQuiLiiTy AHAHA

  • The reality is that you cant make people like you. If you are trying too hard then somethings not right.

  • @PaperBeatsRock29 lol same ere bro

  • @PaperBeatsRock29 me too...  who cares

  • three is a hot girl at my school but i dont know if i should talk to her or not

  • @TheSirentornado1:

    Just do it. Try it out as an experiment.

  • im 25 and never had a girlfriend

  • @Coolrukawa LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

    I`m 14 and I`m not a virgin^^

  • @Gheddoprinz117 That makes you the loser if ur serious lol sex at 14 wtf

  • @flargicaldemon and Coolrukawa isn`t a loser?

    He`s 25 and he never had a girlfriend!

    That`s really poor

  • @flargicaldemon The average age to have sex in the USis 15, so it can't be that odd to have sex at 14. OK the average age for males to have sex first is 14, and females 16. Re US Dept of Medical Statistics. So if it is a guy he is right on target.

  • @lollipopfop 15 average age???

    US really is a wierd and fked country...

  • @CorvetteBG I agree whit that, im 17 and im waiting for the right girl

  • @KiraxRo no such thing my man, the right girl will probably be the "wrong" girl 3-5 years later

    don't hold your breath, it's nothing special

  • @sashmuscle meh-

  • @KiraxRo pretty much, you hold out all those years to have sex with that "special" one then when you have it you'll say "meh" i waited all those years for that?

  • @lollipopfop Most statistics are false. I'd say the average age to have sex first is at 17 or 18.

  • these dating tips only helps you get a girl like... her ;D

  • @PaperBeatsRock29 yea.....

  • can u get a girl if u offer to pay her a 100 a month

  • @marcus123452 you could get a slut that way :\

  • that's crap i laugh and talk with girls, bur never had a girl friend...

    thi video makes me kill me

  • @wolfman109h omg thats soo truth :D

  • Best way to get a girlfriend:

    "I am a surgeon"

  • Try this pickup line. It always works for me: "Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

  • lol that lady looks so fucked up im not even sure she ever had a man

  • Wow...that way this chick makes it sound its almost as if you have to trick girls into liking you. Damn it women...why must you over complicate things!

  • i try every step and no results this does not work

    

  • umm how would she know is she gay

  • ROFL!!! True say bro, true say...

  • 0:14 lol great too boost my courage

  • LOL I NEED HELP

  • Regarding getting a girlfriend. The whole idea of learning about tips on what to say , how to act and all the other strategy that goes with getting a girlfriend. Having all this knowledge can be dangerous in the wrong hands.

    This kind of knowledge in the hands of a sex offenders could put women at risk

  • wow @marcus123452 and @ThunderBilTheMighty are really freakin smart marketers they managed to seem like its really real if its genuine i apologize but P90x is really good marketers if there smart enough to do that its cuz thunderbilthemighty over sold it at the end plus its way too long to be real

  • @marcus123452 Aint it the truth. And you know the best way to get back?

  • @marcus123452 you said you were fat, right? how much do you weigh, if you don't mind me asking. And I am getting somewhere with this in case your wondering.

  • @ThunderBilTheMighty 195 pounds

  • @marcus123452 195? What?! I WISH I was at 195! Man, I used to weigh 340, bro. I used to DREAD hearing the word excersise. But one day it bit me in the ass. I got tired of being tired. I got tired of women looking at me like i was disgusting. It was time to return the favor to everyone who made fun of me and said I couldn't. It was time to better myself. One word.... P90X. I'm not at where I want to be yet. Now i'm at 240. i want to get to 200-210. You should try it man.

  • @ThunderBilTheMighty wats that a program ? Give me details !

  • @marcus123452 Yes it is. A very effective one at that if you can stick to it. It worked wonders for me and still is. And given that your 195 youll have no problem losing fat and getting ripped! Just look it up

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  • Single and proud of it!

  • dam, im still a virgin XD

  • @youming93 get laid with a hooker.....

  • @TD4f22 It's not the same, with the hooker you have to pay... Well for the girl too, but you have to pay every single time with the hooker :/

  • @Quartrez yes, but you gana feel better.i don't now i am still 15 and i am at the same situation....

  • It's alright. I am too.

  • ooo really, the one tht could't be desperate when in search a girlfriend, that is a turn-off for a girl..but only for the average Joe... However, if you got the "blink blink" , the cribs, the fancy rides..which probably going to be the other way around for a girl..desperation is on the female not the male !!! You can never be without girls if you have money...

  • I vote