MST3k Gunslinger 07/10

[NorwichTeenwolf]

Booze - it's what's for dinner.

OK, I'll see if I can borrow a dollar from Earl...

[easyeasy506]

Servo's scientific explanation brought to you by Stephen Hawking and the NASA Ad council

[ChaoticYak]

Now, he's the sensitive cold-blooded killer.

[haleymist09]

"What about our clothes?"

I've had a hard time getting through this movie, and that almost had me turn it off. Must...make it...to...next host segment...

[ChaoticYak]

I love "quantum linear superposition"! ...although Crow's explanation works, too. :)

[Applemask]

What it is, little wormy guy.

[SubmarinerAndroid]

He's a poor man's Yul Brynner

[silverwheel]

Her husband's barely even in the ground, and the guy's already tried to kill one of her closest friends and acquaintances...it's like Corman and Co. had some "romantic" scenes in mind and insisted on using them, characterization & plot points be damned.

[lednails]

4:54 -  "they have a certain rustic elegance, but that's beside the point"

[linoleumcarving]

just shoot him out of the tree

[doodstormer]

*Fight*

*Monkey noises*

[Tareltonlives]

The sad thing is that she's still a better sheriff than Joe Don Baker in Final Justice.

[sleepyhollow783]

@Tareltonlives Definitely more shapely and nicer to look at at least.

[Tareltonlives]

@sleepyhollow783 Oh yeah. Smaller boobs, though

[sleepyhollow783]

@Tareltonlives "So firm, so nicely rounded in places men like..." -The Atomic Brain

[jorgefan87]

"booze has knighted me king of the lovers!"

lol, i know how he feels

[Nezbitt]

Tom's ghostly choir kills me every damn time.

[Tareltonlives]

@Nezbitt What is that a reference to, anyway?

[Capng123]

@Tareltonlives 2001 a Space Oddessy. Damned if I know why he's doing it there though. Maybe the lighting? Or the fact the background is so dark it's reminiscent of the monolith?

[Insomnigamer]

@Capng123 I think the joke is that it's the whole shot. Her neck is one color with the scarf and her face is a stark white, then finally her hair kind of looks helmety. The shot sorta looks like Dave Bowman becoming the "Star Baby" , you know having all those weird colors pass by and reflect against his face before his transformation. At least that was my impression.

[KayEnDub]

You got large pores on your nose...

[rcevey2]

I'll say one thing for Cane, he is a player! He's stringing along two prominent women in a small town and managed to keep is quiet up to now. Yes, it will fall apart spectacularly, but it's fun while it lasts.

[WhiteTiger225]

Attempted Murder is treated by... letting the killers go?

[baileytal]

"Come out!"

[Tareltonlives]

"Booze...write that down...."

[pretorious700]

"Little man, my man"

[jrolphy85]

"You can see the big dipper."

"Hey, it's daytime."

"He's not talking about the stars."

[Kinemacolour]

She doesn't arrest anyone. She either shoots them, runs them out of town, or kisses them in a tree.

[Tareltonlives]

@Kinemacolour I think Barney Fife is a better officer than Bev.

[Sloth7d]

@Kinemacolour Interestingly enough, I think any of those options is a better fate than hard time.

[ChaoticYak]

Hey, the angel of death is stopping by for a drink!

[k4coastie]

ROFL!! that whole drinking sequence kills me

we're humans, come here!

you got a neck...

[k4coastie]

what the hell was Coreman thinking???

[201curzonst]

I got a theory... that the town is bunch of false fronts and he ran over there real fast.

This is one of my favorite Host Segments!

[URallangry]

He's not talking about the stars.

[Sfol]

I love the whole hallway running joke in this episode.

"Why don't you do your drinking in your room Caine?"

"ITS A HALL"