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  • This is truth.

  • where's the love button:)

  • original.  and sharp. analogies fit perfectly.

  • A brother sittin' on the bench? No way. Most backup quarterbacks are white.

    Another reason this is a bad analogy: Head coaches get fired a lot more often than quarterbacks get cut.

  • Jamie Foxx sucks cocks!

  • The brother doing it all for pussy. He ain't staying with a coach like that…

  • Hey doug, i just wanna say that you gotta keep doing your thing you made me laugh. Keep up the good work.

  • Was liking this until you started cursing. You were funny without it, once you started, the audience wasn't laughing more than they previously were( at least from what I perceived).

    Will take the first minute of the youtube video, and say you are funny.

    May The Lord Bless You

  • LOL Please Look up every one of his vids. ALL of them say "I'm your Conscience" as the top Comments 

  • VERY FUNNY! LOL!!!!

  • @dwil2002 Thanks homie. Thanks hecklerblog.

  • Preach! You broke the real game down for us fellas!

  • Despite getting owned on national tv, no matter what anyone says Doug, at least you haven't had to change your name to something faggy like Jamie 'Eric Bishop' Foxx did. Screams insecurity.

    Yes people, Jamie Foxx - real name - Eric Marlon Bishop. Ironic really given his last disrespect toward you was purposefully mistaking your name (lol). In fact, you could've picked up on that.

  • Should've ripped Jamie in half. Had you done that you would be the biggest comedian out right now.

  • Jamie Foxxx emasculated this dude on TV. It was so fucking hilarious I couldn't stop laughing. You should have seen the look on this dudes face. It was memorable.

  • this is true once u got injured you're out

  • Give it up for Doug Christie.

  • Jamie was just being Jamie that day... Doug missed an opportunity on the BIG stage to be Doug... let this be a lesson to everyone... you will always have your best day and shine on the big stage when you take the opportunities presented to you to just be you... Doug is very funny... Doug was just not funny that day....

  • @dougwilliamsdotnet Your still here but you could have been a lot further brother that's Real talk....You gotta work a HELLLL of a lot harder Doug, I'm in London we only know you for that Jamie Roast...it's time you start making a few international trips, like over here in the UK so we can see the REAL Doug you know what I mean?

  • @ lavz88 I'm still here. Only God can judge me.

  • this reminds of Part Time Luv by Noel Gourdin

    ...real funny tho lool

    well done (:

  • Right now I'm in the playoff and I just advanced to the semi-finals LOL. I've been to the playoff before and got knock out in the first round. Its serious now.

  • I been to the playoffs

  • @ujamaa4, Jamie didn't kill my career. I host and produce the number 1 urdan stand up comedy tv show in the country.

  • @dougwilliamsdotnet What the hell is "urdan" stand up comedy. Yeah, you're still doing stand up and Jamie's out there with his own TV show and radio show, winning Oscars, starring in blockbuster movies, and selling platinum records. Hmmm, I have to give it to Jamie on this one.

  • @dougwilliamsdotnet, ur a funny dude and keep doing ur thing. fuck these haters feeln sorry and hating on you. yall can eat a dick.

  • @ADURAGBEM Thanks. I'm still doing my thang. God is good!

  • @dougwilliamsdotnet - Doug, You are so right my brother1 Please keep in mind that regardless of what people may think or say, your talent most definitely speaks for itself and you are undoubtedly appreciated!!!

    Wishing you all the best and many blessings,

    Brent

  • Damn, it's a shame Jamie pretty much killed his career, he obviously has (well had) talent

  • He really is funny.

  • where is he right now

  • i still remember him on jamie foxx... hes got skills

  • LOL!!! I <3 this!!! 

  • thank you Doug Christie thank you....i needed that....now get you a REAL car

  • that was very clever...lol

  • i'm your consciense..i just did another joke that didn't go over...

  • this is so true!!!!! guys dnt know what they got till its almost gone and their spot is officially taken!!!

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  • "I'm your conscience..." That's alI hear when I see this video.

  • football ? more like war but more brutal !!!!

  • this is so true lmaoo

  • despite his roast meltdown, this material isn't half-bad, he just lacks the charisma to become a memorable comedian...he kinda STINKS. get a new job, write maybe?

  • Doug, before Foxx intervened you were already bombing with the "every other word is nigga" style comedy so I don't think we can only blame him for your downfall that night. Was that really the best material you had prepared? And why didn't you have any good Foxx insults prepared?? If you had shot back at him good, you definitely would've made a name for yourself that night.

    Good luck with the future though, and stop saying nigga so much.....

  • I'm your conscience .......

  • @90mv hey Jimminy Cricket !!! lol !!!! Will you be my guide ?

  • yo Doug you gotta chill w da word Nigga, every other word is nigga...i think thats y Jaime Foxx killed you, its mad offensive...keep that in private, oh yeah..get u a reeaalll car!!

  • you seem like a nice guy, and the roast was quiet humiliating im sure you learned from it and I know alot of people that would have given up but you stuck with it and your quiet successfull nowadays. you got balls man. well done. gd luck in the future

  • Hilarious!

  • "Thank god you got in Ali nigga... thank god you got in Ali"

  • "I just did another joke that didn't go over."

  • whatever,Jamie Foxx shouldnt talk about anyone... Fish Called Wanda?

  • Big ol' Shaq is drivin' an ity-bitty- Ferrari!

  • THAT'S HOW U HURT YOUR TOE NIGGA

  • to xRemaInSuPrEmEx.........U're a pitiful excuse of a human being. It's real easy to be a "internet tuffguy". Doug WIlliams is doing his damn thing and making  name for his self and also helping other comics get they swerve on. Go kill urself u fukking coward!!!!

  • I agree w/ your last post, Doug. So true.

  • Man that roast was so funny, he couldn't say nothing

  • Doug williams is funny as hell. He has been doing this shit for years. I first seen him on comicview on bet years ago. That jamie foxx shit is old as hell and nobody wins every fight. I like that he got back out there and kept it moving. His starzz special was funny as hell also. Keep on playboy.

  • This is the one of the funniest things ive ever seen.... So true. Thank you for the laugh today, really needed it

  • This is sketch that let me know that you are ready for your own stand-up special. I hate that you used this one because it is such good material! I wish you the best and I hope to hear more from you in the future!

    Be a blessing!

    Matt. 5:16

  • i'm guessing he doesn't hang out with jamie foxx very much

  • Wow dude. That roast to me was the best thing that ever happend to you. Good or bad we all know who you are. You took that moment and seems to me reinvented yourself. Nice tight set and punches seem to come from another direction not predictable. Happy for you man. I'm glad you pay it forward to other comics. Maybe one day I'll get on there.

    God Bless

    Johnny

  • WHORES! BLACK WOMEN ARE WHORES!... fuck yeah

  • Great material, so original. I love it.

  • great analogy

  • Shout out to you Doug F#$K all these haters on here they arent were U are so they want to crab on U. As to the relationships thats the dead true. lmao Full time girl I'll be the back up cause I'm your cuddy buddy.

  • Yea...I hate f*cking dumb ass american idiots...esp. my own kind that got n*ggaz d*cc in their mouths. They are scared to support the underdog yet talk sh*t like they for the raw. They believe everything on TV in glamor n lights. They go with the majority cuz its safe. F*ck ya'll n*ggaz. We still the minority dumb asses as far as the rich rulers in this world. When its war n*ggaz choose the bigger group. But the realest n*ggaz are the few.

  • @EBAudition What?

  • SO funny, and SO true lmao

  • This dude sucks

  • @tswagg504 wrong

  • The roast was funny but it made you stronger! I watch you on Starz all the time and you have come a long way...you made it, Baby!

  • he pretty good actually

  • this is genius i thought i was the first to think of this

  • dam that was good

  • Football was a GREAT analogy! The different comparison:

    head coach-girlfriend

    assistant coaches-her friends

    safety and linebackers-other females

    AND IMPORTANTLY THE BACKUP DUDE ON THE BENCH WAITING FOR YOU TO MESS UP

    Best comparison I've EVER heard!!!

  • fuck this dude.. don rinckles greatest of all time

  • This guy isn't bad. Fine, he got railed by Jamie Foxx who appeared to me as being more of an ass than funny during that roast. Doesnt mean this guy doesn't have talent. I think the sheer ability to perform in front of so many people says something.

  • pretty weak analogy... a relationship is like football? fumble = hangin out with your friends?

    Get you a real car!

  • lol ay if you a true footballl fan this ish was on point he put it all in...them damn assistant coaches aint no joke boy

  • hellz yea yo

  • lmfao dat was hilarious... dam afta hearing dis makes me think.. lol lol glad im single.. i aint gotta worry about sum 1 on da bench takin my spot.. haha im a free agent tryna get signed lol

  • "GET YOU A REAL CAR!" lol

  • he is kinda funny though i guess he must've been workin on it

  • Yeah I give him credit for coming back after that roast with Jamie Foxx, I hear he's been doing some work with Martin Lawrence, Good for him, He has heart.

  • kalpal67

    honey stand up comedy is all planned in advance, he's saying lines he planned way before the performance. sorry to burst your bubble mate ! :-D

  • secretlyable

    Well sugar drop when I said he must've worked on his act I meant since the incident. So sorry to pop your cherry mate!

    P.S. just kidding about the last part!

    P.S.S I'm taking a big risk by saying that because you could be a dude. lol!

  • kalpal67

    Ohohooo witty, aren't you? Yeah I sorta got that after I had actually WATCHED the vid (should try and shut up 'til I know what people are really talking about!), haha.

    P.S. Got that, thanks.

    P.S.S. 50-50 ain't it!

  • yeah that would be best lol!! XD

  • lmfaaooo

  • i thought his name was doug christie?

    "get u a real car"

  • @sammmfrg that's a basketball player...

  • youre right 2 much I have also come to the conclusion that roasts and standups are two different things and doug is a lot better at standup that doing roasts. gues he had to find out the hard way but hey he will elveate to where he needs to be and is movingalong very well right now. nextthing you know he will rock a roast pretty well but I wouldadvise him to keep it simple and from there build off of the momentum from the best few jokes that he can come up with

  • this was funny but check this...

    Am i fucking up right now??!

    thank god u got urself in Ali nigga, thank god u got urself in Ali..

    big boned...

    get u a reeeeeeel car

    thats right, im here for a deal. hahaha

    thank u ladys and gentlemen, give it up for DOUG CHRISTIE

  • This was funny ... Jamie did him out but if it will make doug a better comic i don think jamie shoud have stopped... doug wasnt funny on the roast and he got called on it simple.. now hopefully the next roast he'll come back harder.. this is your conscience lol..

  • "I'm not jamie foxx, I'm your conscious"

  • I have been a doug williams fan for at least 10 years, when he had hair, he has always been funny, hilarious, I remember the hour long BET special he did off da hook. If the comedy roast was his fumble then this video is his touch down, and it is only a matter of time for he reach the superbowl, all doug needs is that star role like Jamie got, and you guys will be seeing alot more of him, Doug keep your game tight, your shot is coming real soon.

  • "Whose this nigga she's got in here? This nigga is playing his ass off !!" LMAO...

  • fuck it, roasts are all about a good laugh. jamie sure handled that.

  • This dude is freakin hillarious.!

  • GET U A REAL CAR

  • I always thought Doug was good. Personally I think Standard stand up and "Roast" comedies are two different ball games. Some comedians like a Lisa Lampanelli can do both styles very well. Doug Williams obviously sucks at raggin on people and Jamie called em out on it during that Emmitt Smith Roast. Should Jamie have done that?....Probably not, but either way, Doug is still a funny Kat. Don't knock em, just because of that Roast incident.

  • I did'nt like how Jamie ranked on Doug. He is funny and what Jamie did was wrong. Black comedians who have come up in the game should counsel and support up and coming comedians. Jamie forgets he was once a Doug Williams trying to get his meal ticket

  • he not fuckin funny before jamie cracked on him and after and i get negative feedback its prob from dick riders with low since of humor

  • oh SOOO true

  • Jamie Who?? This some good shit Doug. All yo jokes went over this time lol

  • his jokes were always funny,When he was on comic view he rocked the house,but its when Jamie Foxx cracked on him,it made people think he wasnt that good.

  • c/s I thought the same thing....This mtf is funny as fuck. This shit had me rollin.

  • Can anyone tell Doug got underrated as a comic? seems like the jamie foxx roasting he got drove him to ''play harder'' NOW HES OUT THERE WINNING TOUCHDOWN!!!!

  • He was always funny,even before the roasting,the roasting might have been people's first time hearing Doug crack jokes and thats porbably why they thought he wasnt that talented,he just had a bad day,that day,but yeah Doug got Jokes

  • Yeah and it doesn't help either when Jaimie Foxx introduces you as someone nobody knows about. thanks Jamie

  • This is probably his best material and its so true about the analogy between a relationship and a football team lol.

  • very smart and funny jokes beside the cussing

  • your showmanship and execution is way better man, your pro it's awesome. xD

  • yo doug keep doing your thing man,i remember your since comic view years ago and you were funny then and you are funny now, as for jamie foxx? keep it movin man u got ur own show,martin lawerence belives in you and hes tons more funny tha jamie foxx is yo. what has jamie done since Ray? crap.

    in life you gotta go through some bad to get some good and good things are happening to you now brother!

  • this would be true if u didnt go to the club and hear Blame It on The Alcohol...jamie might even play frank sinatra in the upcoming movie...he was in the bomb movie also...i dont think he did doug something good but jamie aint doing badly either...felt bad for doug actually

  • lol @ the assistant coaches.

  • I'm from montreal, I do stand-up comedy myself but in french, I saw this guy like 7 years ago been ripped for no reason by jamie foxxx. Man, seeing this guy again on stage after this proves he deserves to be a good comedian, He's funny, smart and sympathic. Good job bro, If you come to just for laugh one day I'll be there to laugh with you! Props!!!

  • Doug - you are what we down here in NZ call a battler. Someone who battles through adversity, never gives up, keeps their head up while all around you were down on you. I don't know you bro but would be proud if I did. Keep at it man!!!

    PS You are funny as hell and Jamie Foxx is what we down here call a wanker.

    "You know what I love about your eyes baby...? You're peripheral!"

  • I want to thank everyone who has left positive comments. It means a lot. For those of you who can't get passed the roast, that happened about 7 years ago. I have moved on and now have my own stand up TV show on starz that helps other comedians be seen. God has blessed me and now I'm trying to help others. That's what it's all about. So Let's all stay positive, and never let anyone stop your hustle.

    Doug

  • Hey Doug, I saw your show in Tampa this weekend and had a great time! You were very funny!! Thanks for a great way to spend Friday night!

  • Dude you should've kicked Jamie's ass for what he did, not shake his hand. But you were the bigger man, good for you. Keep doing what your doing I'm glad your past it and doing better now. Congrats on that.

  • I agree Champ3660. Jamie's a big success in Hollywood, but it's pretty obvious at times that he hasn't learned much about humility at all. Sometimes you let someone slide with something because it's bigger than that one moment. You may be more talented or witty,but sometimes you gotta know when to restrain yourself.

    Doug seems more mature, and I think that's why he shook his hand. you have to grow.

  • your the best man!!!

    I dont know about this roast thing but you are wayyy funny man....

    come to pittsburgh

    Dejavu (Music Producer)

  • I know you get tired of hearing about the Jaime Foxx thing, but you dont kow how much seeing you doing your thing inspires people who have hit bumps in the road. I didnt recognize you as the same guy, but your are an example of not giving up on your dream. Much respect brother. By the way your bit was hilarious !

  • @dougwilliamsdotnet People are still talking about that? Do your thing, Brotha Williams!

  • @dougwilliamsdotnet that was really funny,mature,well said I'am an aspiring comedian that has experienced simular episode that you did with Jamie Foxx at the hands of Bill Bellamy & Mike Epps back in the day when I was tryin to do this hustle but now I'am BACK more mature and ready to make noise in the game.

  • @dougwilliamsdotnet it's amazing that you got passed it. The best revenge is success.

  • @dougwilliamsdotnet The roast has brought you more success,i'm sure you kno that tho........... The act where you have the white man dancing on stage, probably had the crowd cheering and laughing 100x more than jamie fox has every gotten a crowd.. stay blessed son!

  • @dougwilliamsdotnet Good skit doug..Why didn't you go after at Jamie during that roast.He was an ass hole for doing that.

  • @dougwilliamsdotnet im from the UK and we know you're a good comedian, even those jokes would have been funny, if that faggot didn't feel the need to steal your lime light when the bitch ass nigga already had fame. I watched that and thought look at this motherfucking bitch hating on the mans jokes. and yes that FAT bitch is fat and that tall dopey retarded looking shaq deserved to be mocked.

    Forget being nice my friend, he tried to destroy your career and stop you from feeding your family

  • @dougwilliamsdotnet im your conscious doug...gtfo comedy...

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  • @dougwilliamsdotnet ,Linebackers and Safeties are other hot women,haha, that's pretty original stuff. Can't wait to find more of your acts

  • this was a nice clip 4real. Women are like dat lol. Its real funny

  • i dont know what the hell half these people are talking about. your damn talented. that was some real shit best of luck in your career man.

  • thats some real talk doug keep it up.that last comment doesnt even deserve a reply.can you imagine how it must be for them to hate someone who doesnt even know they exist., now thats comedy

  • Hilarious.

  • wow. uncalled for.

  • haha pretty funny.. well done

  • that was some real ass shit from a weirdly accurate perspective...hmmmm....and funn ,but true

  • Thanks for the love.

  • I know it's youtube and people can hang behind a screen and say whatever they want, but a lot of you should be ashamed of yourself. Doug takes the time to respond to a lot of these comments which is more than a lot of comedians with his level of exposure would do. Dude is humble, focused, and appreciative.  Too bad some of you are more focused on the past than appreciating the blessings that he is presently experiencing. Great stuff man. God bless and good luck.

  • Thanks wysegyrl for your kind words. I appreciate the wonderful message. Much love.

    Doug

  • you're not funny.

    not because of that roast accident.. you're just not funny. Jammie aint either

  • I have heard much worse than this.

  • He is good.

  • that was good LOL

  • JAMIE had nothing on u! u said JAMIE was lucky he got a role in ALI cause nobody seen BAIT or HELD UP!!!! hahahahaha

  • I've loved you since you told this joke on ComicView years ago. Jamie can kick rocks. He's just mad cuz you told the truth. Before Ali, his movies were awful. (a couple post-Ali ones, too)

  • I came to check you out after the Jammie Foxx video. You are prety good. Keep it up man. I will subscribe.

  • that was funny man. keep up the good work.

    I actually looked you up after seeing the jamie foxx video... i'm impressed...!

  • More vids plz

  • That was awesome Doug! Keep it up and don't let faggots like Jamie Fox discourage you!

  • lol great analogy

  • lol! yeah its funny but its pretty sterotypical 2..Why does it always have 2 be about money n bullshit? people r so defensive, no one trusts eachother anymore not even lovers. People make mistakes or get confused thats life but spreading this word around just helps make things worse because they actually believe its a game. weird!

  • For those who keep bringing up the Jaime Foxx situation. Yes Jaime scortched him, but even Jaime would be laughing at this material. Perhaps Doug was at a different level, but now he has improved and he's on television. For the haters thats more that what you can say about yourself.

  • No matter how many times I hear this weather its from comic view or 1st amendment, I love this analogy that Doug Williams gives about relationships.

  • Hey man! Keep it up bro, this was some funny shit and totally true! Hope to see more!

  • This is dark Doug. Still got roasted by Jamie blood..still a punk.lol

  • This stuff is so true that it's more scary than funny lol.

  • Thanks jfuya2000 for the love.

    Doug

  • That was some halarious material!!!! Doug Keep doing your thing....funny as hell!!!

  • Thanks grumpy771. Much Love.

    Doug

  • im your concience

  • Pato57, learn how to spell before you try to be funny

  • (Jamie owned the living Shit out you) LOL EVERY MAN HAS NEMESIS ! LET DOUG DO HIS THING AND LETS NOT BRING UP THE DEMONS OF THE PAST. AND IF YOU WERE LISTENING THATS WHAT HE WAS SAYING IN THIS VIDEO ,ITS ALWAYS SOMEBODY LOOKIN TO SNACH YOU OUT OF YOUR POSITION

  • It's all good acuraman. My people love it.

    Doug

  • lmao good job doug dis was halarious

  • Thanks dreadz. One Love.

    Doug

  • Jamie Foxx owned the living shit out of you lol!

  • Keep striving bruh. You are on the way.

  • Thanks for the positive thoughts jview77.

    Doug

  • Thanks for the love ibrodinho.

    Doug