The Master's Sack 61: Bitches Is as Bitches Does

[tteezzrreell]

I RAPED THE LIKE BUTTON!!

[bigkcoltsfan]

Dear Master of Metal,

my ex friend has his very own tv show on youtube and it's called TheWKYK..it's all about racism and anything you can say about..if you would be so kind as to tell me what do you think of their shows (if you ever get a chance to watch any of them). i use to be in the group til i decided to leave..so if ya would be so kind (probably not lol) as to check out their shows and say what do you think of it. signed,  your loyal humble minion

[BelialSpade]

LOL holy fuck if only i could like this video multiple times

[FacingItAlone]

EPIC FUCKING WIN.

[dannyboyrodas]

Jaaaaaaaaaa, me sigo cagando de risa. El Maestro es muy grande !!!

[616Dave616]

It was the Nº 1 of "MASTER'S SACK, MASTER OF METAL", by my intellect. :)

[13cruelty]

The Master has spoken. Great like always.

[Slayerkid16]

Oh master this vid almost made my lungs explode with laughter.

[PlayboyHerbie]

Master: David Randall Curtis' Mother called last night, felling a little lonely and "under penetrated" - she misses you. I explained that "just like Santa", The Master is everywhere with everyone's mother BUT unlike Santa, The Master comes somewhere every night. She then asked me to come over & bring some lumber (?). Thinking she wanted Death Leaf, I was surprised that she really wanted lumber - just your basic 2 x 4 to tie across my ass so I wouldn't fall into The Master made chasm...

[EllyMcCormack]

LOL!!

[DavidRandallCurtis]

The Master Rules all--especially my mother! :P

[TheCoolguywithshades]

Bow down!!!

[Heavyassalter]

This is a favor that you actually talked about this bitch, she wanted attention obviously. Oh yes, of course there is nothing better than Metal, sex and drugs.

[timmyt333]

if you don't have your own radio show or some sort of media outlet by the end of the year i have no fath in this world

[AndroidAppGuy]

LOL!!! a retro-active abortion!!!!

[erydiam]

Masterpiece... smack hard the bitch!!!

[erydiam]

@erydiam ALL HAILS MASTER OF METAL, HARBOR OF DOOM!!!

[overflea]

It is mostly produced by Smegmator the Beastial, our trademark musician, and given to all idiots to feed on. Another word for it is "dick cheese". Smegmator does not have many songs recorded, and only one is on English, so I recommend you "I Drink Lemonade". Not that I am advertising or something, you just might like it. I hate advertisers. Bill Hicks once said they should all kill themselves... I also hate Patrice Wilson. He is quite a douche. It is people like him that ruin generations...

[overflea]

Sorry if anyone... actually no, I'm not sorry. You don't like, you don't read. Go do what "2 kids in a sandbox" do. What a Friday night, no social life, except for watching the Master reviewing a pooper. Some may say pathetic, but you get used to it after 2 years. Now, Master, if you read all of this, I am grateful and proud, and would like to introduce you to probably the greatest element of our camp - Smegma, dominantly the male one.

[overflea]

... The Beastial Camp, that is. I know it sounds like we are a load of douches, but no. We are quite intelligent, not that I am being an egoistic snob. I am usually realistic. I believe that having an objective point of view is very important. I know what I am good at, and what not. Thats another story... Now, the Beastial Camp, it is quite great. We rip on idiots, and glorify greatness. Like you, for instance. I hope no one calls me a troll, idiot or whatever. I'm just a bit high on meds...

[marycigarettes]

fuck yeah! rock on!!!



[overflea]

So, I have patchy but outstanding facial hair. You are also beastial. The word comes from bestiality (not meaning best), and that word comes from "beast". We don't glorify bestiality, of course... what do you think about that act? Still a great word - beastial. I don't really have any friends, so to say. Well I do but they are all far away. In a way, you are a friend. And a great one! You are also a mentor. Frankly, if you came from where I come from, you would be a high counselor in our camp...

[overflea]

... For instance a small piece of red chilly. Do you think that would burn? What is your favorite number? Mine is 53. Quite a great number, 53. I just had some percocet, because of my toothache. I was licking me some vagina and it squirted very harshly and messed up my tooth. However, vaginal fluids are quite good for facial hair. My facial hair is patchy, like an opossum on chemo. But i still let it grow... quite beastial. Beastial is an adjective that we use for ultimate greatness...

[overflea]

Master, please play us a song, something of yours, either just a piano solo or add some deep lyrics, deep as the the rotten vaginas that gave birth to all those imbecile poopers... Hopefully something from B minor? That is my favorite chord. What's yours? Bm is made out of 3 tones, just like poopers mothers are composed out of 3 holes. Also, I was wondering, did you ever take out your wank out of a poopers mothers anus to see there is some undigested food on its tip? continued...

[GTmami4Eva]

lmaoo wow dats messed up.

[RavagingTerror]

See you in hell, master! \m/

[gabiotta]

Say the word, Master, and that little she-pig will be found in a ditch with her lips sewn shut and thirty-six flavours of cock-snot dribbling out of her arse.

[ReUsedCorn]

wow you told her ...lol love you MASTER ...lol no -ho- mo

[piercingloverbmth]

hey man you funny as fuck

[SlacktiveInAction]

Flunkyest!

[megalord921]

first, good vid as always man! \m/

bow down to the master! and he meaty sack.