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  • fanely 2 out 198 to go

  • cool!!

  • staryou xD

  • 1:12-1:22 "wat?? u aint never seen a nigga havin a baby?? Sheesh!"

  • wait what? the male seahorse gives birth? not the female?

  • dont think give ......like, 1800 births, not just...ONE?

  • it looks like it's mooding off. lol

  • He's my ideal boyfriend.At the 4.15 he looks me.

  • What happened to the female seahorse...? She still in the tank? o_O

  • Dammit I was going to be the first one to ask what movie you were watching! God Renee Zellweger is hot hot hot!Dam I just spilled my Malt Vineger.

  • fcking starfsh in the way lol

  • 3:13 patrick!!

  • i thought thousands of seahorses would be like blown out of the sea horse.

  • My girlfriend is now obsessed about getting a seahorse thanks to the video.....What should I buy to start it for her ?

  • @InvalidAuthorization Forget the idea and just buy her a ring. It will be cheaper and last longer. You need a well established saltwater aquarium, multiple years of experience in the hobby, and lots of time and money. And even if you have all of those things going for you, you will probably still kill the seahorse. Seahorses should only be kept or attempted by the most experienced aquarists.

  • @buschtall Chuck Norris kept one in a glass of water for years.

  • @buschtall You just killed his whole idea, damn.....

  • STARFISH LOVES YOU.

  • 3:13 HOLY STARFISH

  • That second one was a nasty little fucker to get out wasn't it.

  • you did this you bitch omg i love you so much waaaaaaaa hehehe.names pls omg yup im up zeldaaaa and aaaabbbagail yeehhh( happy birthday song)

  • 1:15 - Seahorse looks at camera, "Why the f%*@ are you recording this?!?"

    2:20 - Poledancing seahorse

  • I eat seahorses..Yummmm. I'm not kidding btw

  • that is so cute and amazing

  • still odd that only the male seahorse gives birth

  • Awwwwwwww.

  • WHAT?!?!?! Sea horses are real? lol.

  • lol 1:14 "The fuck you lookin at?"

  • @WhoooDattt what? you haven't seen a male give birth before? lol i thought i would add that in!

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  • PUUUSH!

  • Any other seahorses I have seen giving birth just push out tons of babies really fast. They are also a lot smaller then the ones yours is having. Why is that?

  • how cute they are

  • I feel like Alien should have been playing in the background.

  • No this is patrick.

  • Just a Wittle guy :)

  • Your arms in the way Starfish!

  • aww

  • lmfao , the starfish .

  • Looks like something out of the Alien movies

  • 美しいな…♪ 本当に…♪

  • And where's the woman? Nowhere to be found. TYPICAL!

  • wow this video is amazing but the idiots in the background spoilt the moment..sigh...smh...

  • alien? anybody?

  • that starfish huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1:13

    Seahorse: Excuse, some privacy, -Puts head down- Ugh no respect

  • @xoxoChristinaAtatxox haha yeah it matches..lol

  • I typed seahorse. How fun

  • one of Jim Gaffigan's videos brought me here...

  • the funny of this is that the male gives birth not the female.........^^

  • Male Seahorse: YOU'RE SAYING THAT OUT OF EVERY SPECIES ON EARTH, MINE IS THE ONLY ONE WHERE MALES GIVE BIRTH?!

  • i love it that when the baby get's out he swims away immediately ,like FREEDOM

  • poop it out

    

  • how many did he have in total and what are the chances that the baby sea horse wont die

  • i saw a sea harse giving birth at epcot in florida but they just popped out like hundreds at a time but other fish eat some of them

  • 1:12 he looks like...."what the fuck are you looking at."

  • the programme 'fish hooks' on the disney channel brought me here ... ^.^ yes...i'm sad hahahaaa

  • i saw on a giff tumblr a sea horse giving birth and it was like 1000's of sea horse pooping out so i wanted to see more lol

  • seahorse looks like he's going "HNNNGGGG.....HNGGGGGGG...HNNG­GG OH GAWD WHYYYY"

  • Push Rodger Push!! :)

  • awwwww the baby is sooo cute

  • Push, daddy, push!!

  • hahahaha it's the males that give birth. that is so ironic

  • that looks disgusting><

  • 3:17 "Look at that seahorse!"

    "NO! THIS IS PATRICK!"

  • looks more like it came

  • LAS PLAGAS!

  • tht was pretty koo to me ... if only men could share the pain to in real life!!!!

  • @MsMarinegirl2010 for realz yo lol

  • i hope all men could go through this too and morning sickness,,nausea..vomitting..^ ^

  • starfish : hey! give him some privacy. lolz

  • i find this easy to masturbate to

  • awwww the babies r soo cute

  • DAMN!! Whea dey DO THAT MALE Horse giving Births at??

  • he saying that bitch knock me up and left me lol

  • awww the babies are sooo cuteee<3

  • i wish all men could go through this! ^_^ hehehe

  • @MaryJane2008420

    Yeah we know you wish...this is why you're so funny :-P

  • LOL "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation" with Renee Zellweger is the movie being played in the background!

  • @lupelupelupe ...and Matthew McConaughey. Congratulations for being the first person to know what movie I was watching. For that, you get my respect.

  • @lupelupelupe lol. If I were a seahorse, it's not exactly the soothing kind of music I'd like to hear whilst I'm in a tank giving birth. Highly stressful/excruciating bkgd racket. :P

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  • Dude, next time turn your TV off before filming.

  • are you sure. a male giving birthday. in possible

  • now I have seen it all XD

  • Finally the male is doing something! ^^

  • @LotteminogMax hey, not all males are lions.

  • ah i juste understand ! ok :)

  • what the hell is that music ??? is it an aquarium in a cinema ??

  • gross but cute!!

  • ew ,, But the baby is sooooooooooo cute :D

  • A Wild Horsey Appeared!!! *THROWS POKEBALL*

  • ew

  • gahh patrick star is blocking the way!!

  • HEY MEN!!! WATCH AND LEARN!!! come on pony boy, PUSH PUSH!!!

  • ow?

    

  • Tumblr brought me here

  • @talinevogue aahahhahahaha soo turee

  • @talinevogue lol me too!

  • I like shoe laces

  • @SuckDeezNutzBitch that is vey relevant

  • Should've changed the soundtrack....

  • ah where's the rest? i was looking forward to seeing him recover n nuzzle the babes after. he still had one to go i think? poor fella looked like he was in a lot of pain. really wanted to help him out.

  • bread that thing and fry it and dont even kill it first

  • @joel053 you do know seahorses are more bone than meat you might get more food from a fried bread crumb than a sea horse

  • @G3DnF Watching it wiggle on the frying pan would be worth it

  • Mind fucked lol

  • The poor little fella looked like he was workin' hard.

  • Ok so I would love some advice! I have a pregnant seahorse. He is in a 14 gallon biocube with no other critters except 2 turbo snails and 2 hermits. When he gives birth with the babies be sucked into the filter? i'm terrified that will happen. What should I do

  • @SpottedMushroomFace Sometimes when breeding fish they get sucked up by the filter but there are containers at the fish store you can get to put them in but it might not work for a bio cube I dont know I dont have one

  • stupid patrick block the view!

  • Seahorses are forever

  • That starfish scared the shit out of me lol.

  • this is like some alien vs. predator shit ,

  • Why are there chain saw noises and screaming? :s

  • why is this one giving birth to big ones and slowly? the rest of the vids have them shouting out thousands?

  • @KateOM10 different species give birth differently.

  • i dont know why im watching this

  • 3:14, the sea star is like, give the man some privacy please.

  • eww and the sea horse baby is soo cute and uhm how did the sea horse stomach just open like that?!

  • I love the shot of the new foal at 3:02!!

  • @babymoondancer ahhhhhh........sooooooo cute.

  • what is that rod thing? is it a worm? a spaghetti worm?! it freaks me out! :P Anyway cool seahorses from where did u find one i always wanted creatures other than fish or shrimps because thats all i find

  • @95mmaa Seahorses die when confined in small places, and they're really in danger, so please don't get one!

  • what is that rod thing? is it a worm? a spaghetti worm?! it freaks me out! :P Anyway cool seahorses

  • Damn and all that without pain meds. I feel sorry for nature.....If I were that sea horse I would be asking for an epidural!!! LOL

  • Adorable but also describable!!!! LOL

  • soooo cute! :)

  • Aww. This reminds me of my pair of seahorses I had about a year ago. The male had 6 babies, and they had been so cute. The last baby died about a week ago.

  • um if the male seahorse gives the birth than why are they still called males? is it because they have a male pinus

  • @furrycuties123 The females produce the eggs and the males do their part but instead of the female carrying the eggs, she will deposit the eggs in a special pouch that the male seahorse has, called the brood pouch, because seahorses aren't placental animals.

  • @furrycuties123, the female isn't given the title" female" because of the birth of off spring. Think about it; all females are "the egg carriers" in any species, even so with seahorses, the male gives birth but is injected with eggs during the mating dance that they do.

  • 3:18 whoa where the f did that come from... kindly move out of the way

  • Patrick you're blocking the view

  • poor sea horse is pushing to have babies

    

  • awwwwwwwwwwwww

  • Beautiful video, I love seahorses!

  • ....I'm just wondering how the hell I got here.

  • سبحان الله

  • damn starfish - move bitch! get out the waayy...

    lol : p cute tiny little seahorses

  • 1:13 what are you doing there just watching me? Help me god damn it.

  • Reason why i wanna be a seahorse: -the males get pregnant -they hold tails with their mate when they find them -they stay with that mate for the rest of their lives -when their mate dies, they die too - the male gets pregnant -the guy gets pregnant -the dude gets pregnant -someone other than the female endures pain -the guy gets pregnant -the male becomes impregnated
  • @sneasel188 Lol why do you view pregnancy is such a negaive light? Not all women experience an immense amount of pain you know, and some genuinely find it to be a rewarding experience. Be proud of your genitilia because being a human female rocks!

  • it would cool if humans were like that the male give birth

  • Love it, it looks so cute. LOLs

  • I love this, Haha, is that weird? Seriously though, nature is amazing.

  • Starfish: Hey guys, i wanna be beautiful too. Film me...

  • Thats amazing, just that bloody starfish getting in the way lol

  • at one point when he turned around...it was as if he knew u were filming him

  • ... is that long stem what i think it is?

  • @cavaliersfan08 nvm i didnt see the rest of the video

  • whats with da background sounds???

  • PUSH! COME ON YOU GOTTA BREATH MAN JUST PUSH AND BREATHE MAN

  • Wtf?

  • speechless...

  • Ewww...

  • Now when his wife says YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH

    she's fucked.

  • 1:12 "ummm can I get some privacy plz?"

  • Your tank is just like Finding Nemo :D

  • PUSH DAMMIT PUSH!!!!!!!!!!

  • Poor guy...

  • where can i buy a seahorse ?

  • 29 ple are sexist...

  • really males can give birth?

  • Push mate, push!!!

  • they're quite the seamen

  • aw, it has a hole in its body, thats so sad.

  • all 28 people are haters

  • waaaawwww....amazing!!!!

  • Near the end.. I can tell it looks tired.. O.O

  • It comes from the stomaches?!? O.O

  • OMG EWW ( not in a mean way but like.. you know what I mean)

  • I am a little disturbed.

  • awww poor little guy! he looks like he's having a hard time. I just got done watching a vid of a male that just had a few contractions and the babies were out in a minute. I feel pain watching this!

  • How come the babies are so big? Isn't it supposed to be a bunch of tiny ones?

  • This reminds me of the Alien Movie

  • lol, what the heck is happening in the background?

  • i have no idea why im watching this right now