Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys tell no lies! Weird Religions

[Out3rSnak3hav3n]

this was funny lol

[revmull]

It was funny, but maybe a bit too draggy

[pbrskater26]

Ha ha ha damn

[69suckithard]

@redxile666 Go die in a hole.

[69suckithard]

If the lemon question went on for weeks or months, how could they do it every tuesday at 2:30?

[redxile666]

@69suckithard Who cares?

[TheXsoulkeeperx]

Squatting Monkeys tell no lies!

[MrMads2610]

One of the best comedians ever!

[TommyMeda]

I'm not the lemon. I'm the walrus. Goo goo ga joob

[TommyMeda]

@TommyMeda oh fuck i looked through the comments and that refrence has already been made.....D'oh!

[mgray99990]

i am the lemon

[shiftsquared]

Are you the lemon?

[Heiryuu]

@shiftsquared no

[Masterlink981]

Are you the Lemon?! XD

[mrvideo63]

Lmfaoooooooo

[Scientologee]

FUCK SCIENTOLOGY, FOR REAL

[goduniverse]

@Scientologee

I love how everyone likes to make fun of Scientology without realizing every religion on Earth is just as ridiculous.

[Scientologee]

@goduniverse - who doesnt realize that? I am fully aware of that fact, my friend!

[goduniverse]

@Scientologee

excellent

[musicgiraffe1]

my friend repeats this most every tuesday, and we ask are you the lemon :D

[popprincess6253]

I think I could be the lemon!

[Shananaginz1994]

ughhh...i hate the sound messup at the beginning...but this video isSOOOO funny

[sodam1000]

wheres my diaper of ductape and pudding skins

[Doubt1337]

Are you the lemon?

[darkdefender85]

I AM THE LEMON!

[oneill4561]

this is sooo funny I love him

[sgood83]

2 people must really need to get laid

[DJLZA]

This is amazing!!! ROFFLMFAO

[crazyboy92758]

Two people think they are the lemon.

[worldmasterkc7]

your the funniest person ever

[NightmareAtNoon]

I think I might be the lemon.

[IluvKirito]

lmfaoooo this is one of the best videos on youtube xD Dana Carvey is THE MAN!!!

[blueranger1983]

Oh, my god that's so funny I could crap!

[Blackwing76]

that's a real religion....it's called Christianity

[Shastania]

Hysterical!

[wegotorangeomg]

My sister and I always say "Are you the lemon?" "NO!" to each other really loudly in public places. It's hilarious! We embarrass the shit out of our mom.

[nithal0]

This guy is a ginius.

Even after warching this show for the 10th time i still lagh my ass of

[ohsheboygan826]

@nithal0 and you are a moron

[shadowmancer711]

When he got to "sandpaper pants" I lost my mind. This is utter genius.

[qazw51]

Who could not like this.

[robertaplantledzep]

i believe i am the lemon?

[wegotorangeomg]

My friend and I always ask each other "Are you the lemon?!" now. Hahahaha, Dana Carvey is seriously so hilarious.

[Mizzoukicksass]

i am the lemon! Goo Goo G'joob!

[ThinMint2009]

@Mizzoukicksass Beatles reference for the win

[TheOneSax]

@Mizzoukicksass -facepalm-

[Mizzoukicksass]

@TheOneSax LEMON!

[mtga2846]

I...

AM...

THE...

LEMOOOOON

[YoungWetzle]

I think I could be the lemon

[HaxxerBeast]

I-I think i culd b the lemon

[NOVAtheRetard]

I am the lemon.

[CEALofDeath]

HURRY! put a pudding/duct-tape diaper on him stat!

[ohsheboygan826]

you should be slapped

[LittleGothicKitten]

John Travolta's like I think I could be the lemon! * at this point falls on floor laughing*

[guitarfreak159]

Dana Carvey RULES!!!!!!!!

[TheSurefireGamer]

Quick! Someone slap Travolta!

[neilpeartrocks2112]

im shooting nerf darts at the screen while watching hairspray does that count?

[boxerman22]

this is funny. it hasa combination of awesome and racism or cultural jokes lol those are sometimes the best kinds

[snowpunk41]

Squatting monkeys tell no lie HILARIOUS, i know i spelt that wrong but i don't give a shit lol

[lomac011]

R u de lemon?

[redxile666]

no!

[TALLI2]

no. r u the lemmon?

[TYMAN8]

OMG I just watched the entire squatting monkeys dont tell lies on TV last night.

This was my faveorite part.

[tacoyum6]

God, Scientologists scare the CRAP out of me!!

[aly818aly]

"i wonder how weird a religion has to be for the scientoligist to go THAT IS WACKED!!!" lmao

[kaulitzluvr11]

r u de lemon?

[iamnotcheeze3488]

no, are u de lemon?

[kaulitzluvr11]

no this can go on for weeks or months :)

[iamnotcheeze3488]

lolz

[linebeck222]

Well, it's been one month, I may be the lemon, now strap a chimp to mah back and lets go bitches

[redxile666]

Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies!

[josholaveson]

i might me the lemon

[SilverCrow33]

-slaps-

[dudeguyrockfan]

THAT IS WHACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

lol

[dsqrd52628]

hahahahaha I want to join this religion!!!!

[RoccoWOUTERS]

I couldn't stop lauging when I saw this on TV last night. Great preformance!

[inocentluv6]

hes funny as hell lmfao rotfl

[cinderellamakeup]

are you the lemon? no. are you the lemon? no.

[Mlawll]

I am the lemon

[screamlikeabanchee]

i think i am the lemon.

[bigdUrKsdaDEnTist]

lol wtf is he pr0vin

[tinkandray]

I THINK I AM THE LEMON

[unopeneddoor]

I think I 'm the Lemon

[KaosZomB23]

My class was talking about religioin and when the teacher asked me what I believed in, I quoted Dana Carvey word for word. No one in my class has asked me since.

[Cae547]

Hahaha You are my hero that must have been hilarious! :P

[Sukiinpink]

I'm taking World Religions this semester. Mind if I try that?

[KaosZomB23]

Sure lol

[Sukiinpink]

Thank you!

.....This is going to be FUN. >=D

[godkillazilla]

are you the lemon no are you the lemon no are you the lemon no this can go on for weeks or months

[BAYsiclyTheBest]

no are you the lemon?

[Nick3889]

Sand paper pants LOL

[tiddle7]

hey who asked you commy, besides everybody knows that those who arent from usa have no sence of humor because they have no good comedians themselves except for little brittan wich is only half funny and half akward

[tinkandray]

thats not nice

[tiddle7]

XD i could be the lemon if i tried

[natsukiangel]

I don't need to be asked. I totally am NOT the lemon.

YOU BACK AWAY WITH THAT DUCT TAPE! O.o

[ozzyrock35]

ive memorized this word for word lmao!

[FaShIoNgRl1012]

sacret diaper made of pudding skins and duck tape , now here is where it might get a little weird

[MattxThexMan]

haha, by the way its "duct" tape

[YoDudu]

I don't think I am the lemon. I KNOW I am the lemon.

[notcourtney711]

i think i am the lemon. XD

[maglight117]

wtf?

[kaputmi]

i cried laughing

my stomach hurts from laughing so hard

[spongeboy1985]

i almost choked this was so funny because I was eating prezle sticks

[oldhairyone]

Not funny.

[arthereld]

Why? Are you a Scientologist?

[oldhairyone]

No, I just didn't find it funny. Nothing to do with the subject matter, rather the comedian.

[JustLiam17]

are from the UK? i am, and this really wasn't funny for me, maybe american humour?

[BalancedMan]

what you consider British humor isn't funny. That's why your girls are ugly.

[ThingsWeSaidToday]

I'm actually crying, this is so funny...

[kandysrainbow]

dude he is soo awsome!

[aidenatreyutommy]

this is my relisgion guys don't make fun of it....xD

[softcelltainted22]

bahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!! rotflmao!

that's priceless

[mDarkPoet]

You know... I think I could be the lemon :P

[saintidiot]

hey,ive gat a diaper made of pudding skins a duktape

[carlielikeapuma]

your mom is the lemon.

[imafraidofmeself]

no im the lemon! *slaps self across the face*

[HungoverBob]

dude. I am now practicing this religion. No, I'm not the lemon.

[dtravisrt6]

i could be the lemon

[TheREALPwnager]

Great. He's still got it.