How To Lose Your Virginity!!!

[MiddyMadDawg]

It was actually 666 dildos...

[kittenchowpooky7]

Does that mean you're 32...?

[AvatarDejan333]

ahyahahahahahahahahahahaha 3:05 THe BEST...I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU SIR !!!!

[TearnExtinction]

37x2x9=666 just saying....

[baradock100]

u talk and sound just like Paul Giamatti without a beard

[MrGrenadeGod]

You are fucking boss at math :3



[YendoranLetha]

Thats 666 black dildos. Mother of god...

[flippyoo7]

What a nice way to lose your... 1000$

[allforable]

I lost my virginity with 15.

[Camofwar]

@allforable 15 guys?

[allforable]

@Camofwar 15 YEARS OLD YOU DUMBASS!!! I'm not like you so I haven't exeperiance with GUYS.

[Bensportlover1]

9*2*37=666

[82499italia]

These videos are so awesome stoned!! :)



[sarahxorenae12612]

what im still wondering is how You, Danny, stay a virgin for that long... :3

[ILIK3HATERZ]

Larry the cable guy says " I lost my virginity to a stick horse " LMFAO !

[eeveedallas]

I've been to that street! I'm 12!

[CaileyIsAhWalien]

I just say what is AHH what is. lolol

[HardstyleOrAir]

OH MY GOSH. WHO WAS THAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?!

I bet it was important.

[tAKiDA96]

When you said Paris I thought you meant Paris Hilton XD

[harugloryX]

the new Jim Carrey, I love you

[tommyguns1337]

HOLY SHIT! 9 x 2 x 37 = 666

[TheBaby202023]

@tommyguns1337 SATAN NUMBERS

[LawlietFan70]

OMG... this is reminding me of France from Hetalia....

[loplo4]

I went to paris, is passed that street, saw a prostitute, got a boner

[thegamersquad999]

"So that's what the 1000 dollars were for, to watch her blow a dildo." xD too funny

[thatworb]

it's a black Jim Carry

[WesleySpeaks23]

Did you get sex there from her eventually?

[preevin27]

Wow dude i seriously lov ur humor..u needa be famous A.S.A.P!!!

[preevin27]

LMFAO @ 3:05

[preevin27]

I'm still a Virgin LoL.

[armygrandkid93]

52 people are still virgins.. :P

[NobodyBeatsTheHammer]

I was really not expecting that lol

[blooppla12]

Sooo, what your saying is, you didn't actually lose your virginity?

[SuperAnimeFanClub]

3:04 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDD

[imagummybearr]

"That's a long time to be a virgin isn't it ? FUCKYOUUU."

[WesleySpeaks23]

@imagummybearr

He hit the nial on the head! That's exactly how you should responed when someone asks too personal of questions or trys to tease you about something personal

[saintsrowfan223]

How to lose your virginity

Step 1:buy a pet name it virginity

Step 2:lose your hamster tell your friends you lost your virginity

[1999deda]

i vas jerking off for nothing

[YEAHMOTHAFUCKER]

Hahahahahah



[vRoddk]

It looks the koala is fapping on the picture, lol.

[Selenium238]

I'm...so sorry...I guess...

[mkisbeasr]

FUCK IT EVERY DAY BABY

HOW THE HELL DO YOU SIT THERE AND TALK TO A RAZY PSYCIATRIST

[CantWaitForTomorrow]

2 shelves with 9 dildos on each shelf is 18.. 18 x 37 is 666... do the math :O

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

DUUUDE THAT IS A FUCKING PISS OFF I WOULD RAPE THE FRENCH CASH STEALING SLUT BITCH AND say HOW YOU LIKE YOUR 1000 BUCKS NOW YOU FUCK OF A FRENCH WHORE viva la France NOW GO CLEAN YOUR SELF PEACE AM OUT GOOD NIGHT BITCH CALL THE COPS I KILL YOU SICILIAN OLD COUNTRY STYLE

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

SWEDEN and HOLLAND THEY LIKE SEX and FREEDOME TO THE EXTREME ITS LIKE YOU FUCKING DIE AND WENT TO HEAVEN

[alanashirah]

so you havn't lost your virginity?

[aleksandarrudic]

Man! That was very expensive nothing!

[armygrandkid93]

Danny. Now be honest with us. How high were you when you made this and where can you buy it in Texas? I am wanting to start my own webshow type thing on YouTube and you are a total inspiration. Do you have any tips on how to literally get started? lol Keep being funny!

[TBAWazzock]

A 'fairly' true story huh?

[poffercake]

You spent 1,000 Euros???

[MrPhillSed]

press 4 and see Danny saying D'OH :D

[tristen171]

press 7 evry second

[MrZStrap]

wait u paid $1000 to lose ur virginity i can do that for free with my hot ass neighbor

[RyanAndMike97]

How to lose your virginity:

Step 1: Buy a hamster

Step 2: Name it "Your Virginity"

Step 3: Lose the hamster

Step 4: Tell your friends you lost Your Virginity

[Yuvi012]

@RyanAndMike97 hahahahahaha Nice one...

[sPxd3v1oUs]

@RyanAndMike97 thats from That's 70's Show...

[madnessbrah]

@RyanAndMike97 so.. "I lost Your Virginity"?

[BOOKILLER631]

@RyanAndMike97 But hamster's are so adorable wouldn't it be hard to lose it once you get attached. I love pets :)

[MsAyushman]

At least I'm better off than this guy, lost mine at 20, to this Russian bitch, given the fact that I live in India;)

[SydneyMarinie]

Yeap, he's still a virgin :)

[xXneleTHEkreleXx]

With the mask on, it looks like ryan reynolds.

[Nericceee]

wait ... wait ... wait, you went in all the shops :P

[PARSoldier]

37 store * 2 shelf * 9 dildos = 666 dildos !!! Satan number!!!

[emilythe11emo]

what a beautiful story...truly..

[MrDNBxTotalz]

how the hell has this guy lost his virginity??

[gautham666ify]

man of the mask

[MrScarfacedude]

I bet you all came here becuz of the picture

[iloverubberduckies1]

u lost ur vaginaty to watching a dildo

[iloverubberduckies1]

u are amazing :) and i watch body odour explain not becoz i got body odour lol and i was on the floor cryin with laughter !!!

[champdude17]

Or do this

1. buy a hamster

2. call it virginity

3. lose it

close enough.

[JamieBalandis]

@champdude17 LOL, my mom bought me A hamster.. I wouldn't tell her what I named it... I was like.. mom, I lost my virginity.. She was like.. "WHAT?!" Lololol, I'm like NOO, my hamster. xD Historical bro!

[iloverubberduckies1]

hahaha funny shit

[selenagomez8901]

what id a dildo

[JamieBalandis]

@selenagomez8901 A Dildo is A "Sex Toy." And A Virgin is when you have had sex for the first time.. and you're like.. I lost my Virginity.. Get it? ahh, yeah.. Young fella.

[AjaEmo]

@selenagomez8901 If you don't know, you're quite obviously too young to have a youtube account.

[selenagomez8901]

what is a virgin

[missemilena]

oh my gosh, who was that, what'd he say?...

[HannaTheFox4]

That's what you get for buying people, you dirty boy xD

[bekaers]

lol. man this sucks.

[hmmmmusic]

You're brave to tell that story Danny. :) Hope all is well in your sex/love life ;)

[minigem55]

hahaha, that really sucks, get it SUCKS! So all in all, Danny, you didn't lose your virginity just a grand.

[sevenplyy]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY PUT THIS ON 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS WORKS

[screechingcrow]

press 8

[Soulless261]

How can somebody lose their virginity when their 11? :/ ?

[minigem55]

@Soulless261 if your brazilian...lol

[stefcrafter]

Omg this is sooo funny Americans in Europe :P I love the voices you do hahah

[pipodeclownvirgin]

I would totally have sex with you. Multiple times.

[musicmarianne4]

This is the guy i come 2 when i'm in a bad mood :) u make me laugh

[musicmarianne4]

my brother's called michael.......

[volleydolley01]

that was a lovely story

[s2pideleprank]

3:32 XD lolrofl!!

[colleenferry4321]

i would have had sex with you for free, although i definitely do not look like pamela anderson....

[TheMostDefinately]

Bitch be asken to get pimp slapped

[colmanNcallum]

Skill ;)

[Masterpeewee]

I have a strange boner

[littlekiller102]

talk bout city of love!!

[MultiCockta]

ive learned not to buy sex in paris couse theyll fuck me over thnx dany

[MrGuineasaurusrex]

The Serbian Jim Carrey.

[Haydosisdajoker]

@MrGuineasaurusrex hahahahaha totally agree XD



[Hananaginz]

Jim Carey! Thats who you remind me off! ^_^ And I love Jim Carey! :D <3

[curtis27jacob]

6:54 he burps haha:)

[PinappleBlue19]

What's a dildo?

[EmmyTwitters]

@PinappleBlue19 sex toy

[saAndrAann]

Is your lastname Carrey, and do you have a brother named Jim?...

[Cocosoyummy123]

" I will not disapoint u sir" lol

[Lucyrose07]

Jim Carey much?!

[nintendokings]

Yes I know EXACTLY what street you're talking about xD

[mrsweiro2112]

thats 666 dildos i did the math

[joheels12]

pause at 3:18... thats Danny secretly revealing his sex face.

[joheels12]

Danny's lying. He lost his virginity at age 13 }:0

[MissStoryTelling]

I lost my virginity by my boyfriend's hand . . . .

[sweenkingandwow2]

2002 - danny 22 = 2011 = danny 31 what??? you look like you are 24 or something :O

[MrCMCVIDS]

ok, so is your idol ACE VENTURA, Cause Your aura is just as his

[thisis26]

Your video gave me motion sickness, other than that hilarious! XD

[maileen420]

3:04<3

[maileen420]

did anyone google avenue 34?

[Dorotka90xx]

hahahah thats a very accurate interpretation of how we talk in chicago

[heatherfishbutt]

i love shane dawson but when i watch u BAMB shane dawn BLOWN AWAY

[liverpoolkidchambers]

i lost my virginity at 4 to a slice of ham

[RawrnessBurger]

I got worried when he said he and his cousin...

[Misspiggywinkles]

drove past that street!

[RacheAvenger07]

I love how that koala poster is in almost every one of your videos. Koalas are bamf.

[nyankat16]

LOL!!! it should be how i lost 1,000 dollars

[iPikeeYz]

@ JessJess4941 That doesn't make you better than him, that makes you a whore! :)

[Slazzy98]

@19Elena98

hes 31 do the math retard

[JessJess4941]

I lost my virginity at 15 lol

[afghan2148]

@JessJess4941 you must be so proud whore

[LogoWire]

OMG MY NAME IS MICHAEL!

[19Elena98]

WHATAFUCK? You're 26? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lmfao

[TheHereticjuggalo]

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF YOURSELF AS ANOTHER JIM CARREY?

[SarahBugz365]

ok, you are my favorite person EVER right now.

[margaritacardilini]

"that's a long time to be a virgin isn't it?"

"FUCK YOU"

gets me everytime.

[tricksta0101]

Anyone else notice the thumbnail for this video was from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

[LicoDono]

37 shops X 2 shelves = 74 shelves... 74 shelves X 9 dildos = 666.

WTF

[embalsadokallen]

@LicoDono he said "that's like" 2,387.... he is just showing an exaggeration coz of getting surprised in that kind of demand :D

[Clancedrums]

@LicoDono wow, freekeh!

[hockeyplaya61295]

@LicoDono thats crazy 

[nigiantoothpaste]

@LicoDono WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[geochaosakanick]

@LicoDono 69 thumbs o.o

[JeremiahThePenTapper]

@LicoDono 111 likes? wtf?

[peteristehbest]

@LicoDono *clicks on MOST IMPORTANT RELIGIOUS GOD VIDEO"

heheheh

[208ivan]

@LicoDono O_O dear god

[alexasaltzman]

click/hold down 7 - eeeeeeeeeeeyes. lol

[Fallen0642]

I went down that road when i had a school trip to paris

and the teachers wer trying to move us along while we were all laughing.

With a whore on a bench and a druggie on the floor and i saw a sex shop called toyland and i thought would kid get confused

but whhy would there be kids down that road idk.....

[NestyPeach]

ill b your first danny~!!!!! XD you killed me, this is my favorite gradualreport yet...

[Dragoon30100]

...there is actually 666 dildos for sale on that street (i used calculator lolol) but still 666.....

[151292291]

I went down that street when I was on a school trip

[MitsosSasuke]

hahahaha we want more of these videos...XD

[MrPaulHansen]

we dont know what a sex shop is, coz we australian's are so fucking good at picking up chicks and all... *weeps in corner*

[Debanhiruth]

That sound like it sucked u shouldve done something like rape her:)))))!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LeiaAlexis]

Lol omg ive never laughed so hard X)

[CheJK666]

DANNY MAKE MOOORE OF THESE LONG LENGTH VIDEOS

!

[Bobjove]

Rule 34, street 34. 69, street 69. MIND BLOWN

[minyme43]

lol u were 22

[vendettafalls]

hahaha at least you didn't lose your Innocence back then fully xD

[bdufka]

poor Danny! ;( Feel sorry for you, but I bet you score a lot these days :D xD

[mare1741993]

fake jim carrey alot

[neonHEARTSbitches]

i would mate with him hes lovely

[bob73258]

586 dildos DAMN

[wontbackdown24123]

how do u get ur viginity back haha



[softbohne]

final somation: danny's still a virgin...

[randomcat112]

I No The Street Your Talking About Haha , Its Hilarious ...

[reytr0]

i'm 13 and not a virgin

[laidesman215]

@reytr0 well done so am i

[lazergirlable]

LOL!

666 dildo's