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  • This shit pot makes millions by cursing, using profanity to a point of disgust.What can be more cheap? He is a sick man. This guy lacks intelligence. His half Mexican and half Anglo product is enough of a joke. He needs to retire.

  • @moonmusicnartan Picking on kids now are we...yeah we can see how deep people fall

  • Goat looks and speaks better than you..Russel........Farters..I heard you fart every time you said MF.......

  • he is idiot and abusing gujrati people by saying mother F_-_-er, every1 must flag it

  • @simjee88 I agree fully.

  • Fuck u!!! Watch ur own language. Mein jee. Chodu chotiyo kalisthan

  • @saifrockstar8 Learn to take a joke, im punjabi but at least we take it as a joke

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  • Funny

  • 39 gujarati's

  • lol

  • looool... ek gujarati chokri ne maja avi gyu! :)

  • hahahaha there are some people in gujarat, mesanya people, instead of the 'ch' sound, the use 'sh' sounds lol it sounds funnier hahaha kuz you can barely understand them

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  • eggs xD

  • i am a gujarati and still loving it

  • .. if thats really what gujarati's sound like wen thr talking normally..... IMAGINE THEM BEATBOXING! :O haha =))))

  • No,

    It is us Southies who are the cheapest.

  • The only thing I can say is taru mathu chi chi che

  • LOOOOL!! THIS IS SO TRUE!!

  • i am guju but i nvr noticed we do add che or cho and stuff to everything hahah! he is rite. :P

  • chukuchuku....che.... crazy shit !!!!!!! LOL

  • chukuchuku....che....  crazy shit !!!!!!! LOL

  • kem cho shu khabar che lmfao im GUJU so freakin true .

  • u mother fucker

  • @jeckce786 its just a joke. chill. and if you can't take a joke seriously, then why watch it? btw i'm gujju, i'm totally NOT offended by this.

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  • @jeckce786 suck a dick you fucking looser

  • @DrMMHMD u said ur a doctor but the way u talk is so ghetto

  • @DrMMHMD you guys even suck in cricket,

    so your country is a shithole in terms of military and Sports,

    only having good economy which is soon to be overtaken

  • @DrMMHMD we have the poorest??

    ever heard of the swiss bank scandal??

    and the only people go there are the shit minded people, owning engineering degrees from cheap colleges, you know an average Indian with degree from good Indian college is paid triples by american it based companies than India, if they see your comment i am damn sure that they will stop doin that too. Canada has no future assets..

  • @DrMMHMD our country is a shithole??

    fuck off you fuckin fuck, we have got better military than you, soon we will dominate you in economies too, so just shut the fuck up,

    and he was just jokin, you guys cant take a joke?

  • hypocrites are one who can't laugh on themselves..i am proud gujju but this one is just funny as hell..bring it on russ

  • lol he is too funny! but mean!!!

  • IN ENGLAMD GUJARATI HINDUS CAN TAKE OVER....WE HAVE THE FINANCIAL POWER FOR WEAPONS...THEN WE WILL USE OUR SIKH BOTHERS AS SUICIDE BOMBERS...THEN WE WILL MARRY THEIR BEAUTIFUL WOMEN...WE SHALL CONQUER ALL RACES HERE IN ENGLAND

  • @onyx187 AHH SHADAP!

  • wish he would not use the word mother fuckers,it is such a foul language

  • I sent this video to a gujju teacher of mine. And she screwed me. Hahaha. Gujjus are so funny.

  • hey motherfucker com to me ill show u how v guju r.............and basterd india top rechest man is guju asshole

  • @naitikpotter4 hey ,even im a guju but dont get offened its a joke which is true. we should all learn to laugh at our selfs .

  • @naitikpotter4 wat does tat got to wid de top richest man..man u suck..jus enjoy de joke..its a fact don cry over it..

  • dis goat is good

    milk cheese eggs

    ders no eggs in goats

    well der in in dis onee ,dis goat will be yur lifelinee,

  • this is very ofensive u m******f*****

  • @theviralgutka faggot

  • lolol im gujrati and this is fucking hilarious

  • gujrati ppl are not cheap ..........richest indian is a gujrati ......anyway it is still damn funny.:)

  • @mbt04041993 why do you t hink hes rich

  • @333mrbeast yeah right ....... 1 billion dollars on a 27 floor house for a 3 member family is really cheap....!!??!!!!!

  • @mbt04041993 yea if u r showin it off den its cheap obviously..

  • @diesel007ist LOL ..i am not showing off ...just stating a fact ......................... replying to 333mrbeast's comment "why do you think hes rich" !!!

  • This is nothing but crap and what else one can expect ;it would be nice to see if some show you what a useless cheap crap u r and yr jokes.come down to India and see what gujjus can do;and also u can learn better jokes apart from just commenting on different cultures.

  • LOL

    damn im a gujuratii speaking personnn

    and damn i found this sooo funnny!

    its not offensive to ppl spazzing out below ;)

  • @NilangiPatel Hey, you know Gujarati? k, did he actually swear in this?? lol...

  • @poemrockz LOl nope not really :P

  • Dear Russell Peters!! I love you man!! I am an Afghan, and every time I watch you, you crack me up!!! you are one of the only comedians who can bring laughter in my life!!!!...NO HOMO!!! But you are just toooo much!!!! it never gets old!!!

  • @zulfiqarali1231 why would him being able to bring laughter in your life call for a "no homo" whats homo about that?

  • Dear Russell, Rule of comedy is the simplest you should laugh atyour own stupidity/experience not just criticize anybody else, yes you may have (if you think cool american accent) BIG DEAL huh ? but, just look at RAJU SRIVASTAV has got more hits on youtube than your stupid jokes only one boring subject, what people from this culture eat, talk or dress or whatever, ATLEAST IF YOU CAN'T BE GOOD TO OTHERS DON'T BE BAD

  • @MrDhamaal Dude, you are a dumbass fob, and dont take it up your ass... its just jokes... and there isn't any rules in comedy to follow... If you dont like his jokes then stay on "Raju Srivastav's" page...

  • @kalpeshpt8 same to you took like you took it too personally, too I hope you are not the script writer of his same old same old jokes finally, however, If

    if you do I am sorry. fine ?

  • @MrDhamaal nice comeback? Raju taught you that?

  • @MrDhamaal Even though I disagree on what ur trying to say...I have to agree hands down Raju Srivastav is wayyyyy better comedian that anyone on the earth. That guy is full of entertainment.

  • you're all disgusting vulgar people arguing about this

    this is bloody youtube,l and you're all indian i'm assuming so get a frigging life!

  • isn't he bengali?

  • wow fuk u chintan u just started a war

  • Mindspoken how about you go to he'll because you know nothing of Indian culture

    All other Indians should just ignore assholes like him

    He'll get what's coming to him soon enough

  • @shreyas52 you are rite dis guys an †å§§ hole† and go rot in ur fokin mom's å§§ if u have a living one or if u dont then go rot in hell and you are gonnaa gget wuts comin too u retard peters

  • @shreyas52 get what's coming to him?

    suicide bomb?

  • Y Do People Act Soo Stupid N Find Every Fink Negative Tu Waheva Russell Peters Is Sayin.. Is Just Comedy N If Y,all Cnt Handle Watchin Him Jus Dnt Comment At All Keep Yur Comments Tu Yoselfz Lyk!

  • FUCK OFF russell peters I hate u bastard!!!!

    u dont have any right to say a single word agains my language

    dont u ever try this again

  • @UDIT508 YOUR LANGUAGE? Cunt, then you should watch your sick Gujju shit on some Gujju Channel. YOUTUBE is English and fyi, Russell Peters makes fun of everyone and if it ain't Gujju, you are entertained right you mournful piece of shit? You're lucky he did not imitate you turds eating Pan Parag and spitting. In truth, you pieces of shit are a disgrace to the human race. All you know is money and acquisitions. See ur mentality, u go around d world and think you won people by the way you talk!!!!

  • @TheMindspoken Read that as own people. You see two people talking near some doorway and you do not have the decency to say excuse me, rather you'd try and squeeze your way through! All Indians I've come across hate you Gujjus. Oh and the sarees your women wear are yucky, with their bellies (not small, cute n flat tummys) showing with big motherfuckin bhosda's. Sight for sore eyes!!!

  • @TheMindspoken u r a piece of shit,u dont have any right to bark against gujjus.have some respect for language and our culture.we never insult people of other languages.go to hell,stupid ass little motherfucker.you r a big time loser.fuck u,see ur face in the mirror.bloody bastard.piece of shit.smell yo dick

  • @kru94 Smell my dick motherfucker? Is that what you Gujju's do? You have to have respect for other cultures asshole, as you Gujju's ain't got one apart from talking with your gobs open and full of Pan Parag. Smelling of stale sweat, and talking so loud to gain attention. To entertain yourselves, like cunt pieces you go 'dancing' around in circles and like the stone age tap sticks. Am I a bastard? Wow I love it coz it is my dad and your mom!!!

  • @TheMindspoken You should be decent for religions and languages.Gujjus can do whatever they want.Who are you to talk about?btw Gujjus never eat Pan Parag!It's a company manufactured in India by some other people,not gujjus.And the circles you're talking about is celebrating a festival of god.It's a dance to show respect for Hindus Goddess called Garba.You shouldn't disrepect our god or someone else.You would be a bastard from your dad and ur maid.If you can't write good about us,don't WRITE.PLS!

  • @kru94 So you insist that I am a bastard from my dad and the maid. You guessed right fuckface!!!! The maid is your mom.......FYI you are the one who started this 'bad writing', merely paying you back in your own coin. Also you imbecile I never said that Gujju's manufacture Pan Parag, I said that you all eat it in vast quantities. Don't believe me? Ask any Gujju dickhead to smile...........

  • @TheMindspoken You're wrong,they don't eat in vast quantities.Maybe ur family does and play circles the whole year.u have too much knowledge about gujjus.stupid mind.

  • @TheMindspoken i m not i shit indian i m a german citizen...... and i either dont spit that silly paan masala....... u must be eating it..........

  • @UDIT508 Cunt you are not a GERMAN as in GERMAN!!! Udit is not a German name asshole! Gujju motherfucker went to Germany and possibly have got citizenship but you are an Indian piece of shit. Fuck face, a real GERMAN does not know about the right spelling of PAAN and fyi, I spoke about Pan Parag not Masala, fuckin' wannabe!

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  • @TheMindspoken hahahaha..... well said!

  • hahah i love Gujarat, and i loveee Russel!

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  • shut up u mother fuckers !!!! ha ha ha ha ha lol

  • man people on here need to chill

    im guju and i found this hilarious its just stand up get over it if u dont like it or fell insulted just dont watch it!

  • @degaik I agree with you. I too am a Gujarati and I find it funny. People who think he is picking on gujaratis should watch some of his other videos where he makes fun of all nationalities/linguistic groups. In fact, he is known for making fun of different ethnicities. I don't see why a joke damages our pride of being Gujaratis.

  • @AnuragDave Im gujarati too!

  • gujrati are prospareous  all over world i respect them this guy is *#@&^%@ what type of comedy is this

  • russell is a shame to indians? god! listen to yourself.. i assume you are an indian. by you not understanding the purpose of jokes itself is an embarrassment to indians. i'm indian and yet i don't feel offended. and oviously he did not date a porn star! even if he did,why the fuck do you care? if the westerners are assuming all indians are like him,then you're wrong. all they have to do is come to india and see the crap here. it' people like you who makes me ashamed of being indian. nuff said.

  • f**k U russel peter

  • @ronneyseal i hate him so much.he his so stupid.he is a shame to indians.He was born and raised in Kitchner and he is obviously more Canadian than indian.He uses too much bad language to try and sound cool.He actually brags about watching porn and dating a porn star.Yet indians love him.He is not talented.And same as Aziz to i hate them both.

  • @kaliyuta Hey dickface Gujju, you got no friggin' humour!!! You hate him coz he speaks and mimics Indians the way they are. Learn from Russell, so the world does not have to talk bad about Indians. You and that 044930 cunt are so narrow minded........damn imbeciles!!!! Get a life........

  • @TheMindspoken Whatever i was once fooled just like you.he's one of those candian nri wierdos that make fun of indians coz deep down he's really not proud to be.Any way i'm not From gujarat.I'm actually american.

  • @kaliyuta You are American? Yup, one of those wannabe's who probably migrated from who knows where (like I care). I am a Goan and hate it when we are considered the same as the head shaking, spitting, loud burping, smelly Indians! Besides, you do not have to be fooled, Russell clearly says that he is Canadian of Indian descent. Sunshine, a little knowledge is dangerous you know...

  • @TheMindspoken I never once said anythnig disrespectful to indian culture why would you say these things to me and you dnt even know me.?I'm not a "wannabe"

    I wanna be accepted by all ppl just as i accept all cultures of ppl.I study many different cultures to find the commonality in them.This makes me a "wannabe"?

  • @TheMindspoken SHUT UP! get a life, by the look of your paragraph comments you obviously dont have one. this goes for the other guy you are fighting with

  • @hmohibi You don't have one? Just what the fuck are you talking about fuckface? It is apparent that you do not know if you are coming or going, cocksucking s.o.b!!! FYI, there ain't no fight but a mere speaking of the mind and / or exchange of words. Gujju fuckin' piece of shit, start burping loud, eating Pan Parag and spitting or squeeze your way between two people instead of having the decency to say, "excuse me". Uncultured schmuck, get a life, cock sucker!

  • milk cheese egg everything LOL top notch!!

  • Gujarati's look ehhhh

  • fu*e you....if u think it is easy then speak Gujarati....0:49....u sounded like a Chinese person when you said show...lol

  • lemme introduce oyu to something ...sarcasm :)

  • why dont he speak only gujarat then, f **k you

  • doesnt even know how to pronounce Gujarati...Asshole...Its just strange for Americans to make fun of other languages...They should actually respect people coming from other cultures just for knowing multiple languages unlike the Americans...Just try speaking Hindi, Gujarati, Punjabi, Urdu or any south Indian language and then I will laugh my asss offf...

  • @djstud1987 dont u get a simple joke u moron n btw Russell Peters is Canadian

  • LOL its sad that even though were all indian we still find a reason to segregate ourselves from eachother.

  • all right u motherfucker u started off rudely but loved how u finished it off :)

  • No one can beat Maharashtra and Gujarat...If Gujarat also starts replicating Shivsena, you North Indians, South Indians and Bengalis will have no place left to go...So just shut the fuck up and respect the growth engine of India and try to follow its footsteps instead of being jealous of it and ridiculing its culture...

  • @djstud1987 thanx fr tellin what fuckin mentality u fuckin gujratiz have! Replicating shivsena!!! The day we rest of the Indians, stood up against u gujratis and shivsena ul b gone!!!!

  • @samkhl90 Heyy I apologize...I was just mad at something...Sry to hurt ur feelings...

  • @djstud1987 So dickstudded face, you wanna replicate Shiv Sena? You do admit then that you like them, are parasites who bully people for your daily bread! You too fall in the category of those cowards who try and intimidate people ONLY when they are in a gang. Alone, they are like pussies.......I see you going there! IF the South Indians, North Indians and Bengalis get together, you gujju and ghati cowards will not even look like shit! Get my drift, ass studded cunt?

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  • what a fag

  • He is a dick head. He was born in Canada with a posh Christian sounding name. This guy has no clue about true Indian culture or anything. Not sure if he has right to make fun out of anyone if he doesnt know true culture.

    Shame !!

  • Complete A**hole. He may be funny, but this was total failure. If he wants to make fun of a community go ahead, but not being a gutter snipe.

  • i m a gujrati nd i totally hd fun....

  • retarded

  • Sometime's he's funny, but he don't know that some people also feeling insulted by these thing that he say's

  • Cock

  • lol @ his scratching. love his bits on language.

  • @habs4life9

    Indians leave India for success and money. My parents worked so hard all their life and came to the USA, in return they wanted me to be a : doctor, lawyer, or businessman. Lawyers have a 50/50 shot at making it and don't always get paid well. And a businessman, I was not as interested as my brother was. I became a doctor, I became A SUCCESS in life.

  • @DSHK45 so it is shameful to be a linguist? you're a fucking idiot. you went to ucla, and i've already told you ucla has one of the biggest linguistics programs in the world. you still haven't told me why ucla would put so much money into their linguistics program if linguists made no money? why would they invest so heavily? you're proving the stereotype again, indian parents are only proud if their son becomes a doctor lawyer or businessman, because they know nothing else.

  • @habs4life9

    Tell me, how many linguists are billionaires or world-wide known names. You are a jackass who is unwilling to admit that just to reject the "stereotype," you fucked your life for good.

  • @DSHK45 noam chomsky is known worldwide idiot. and just because somebody isn't famous, it doesn't mean that their profession isn't worth doing. you keep proving how narrow-minded brown people are.

  • @habs4life9

    Sanjay Gupta, ring a fucking bell. That is a fucking success in life you fucking fuckface,

  • @DSHK45 so what about sanjay gupta? i never said there weren't famous brown doctors. gupta is a stereotype just like you anyway.

  • @DSHK45 you know what? i don't even think you actually like being a doctor. you are only a doctor because you are brown, your parents wanted you to be, and you can make lots of money. tell me honestly, would you rather do a job you love for 50K a year, or a job you hate for 2000K a year? you'd probably pick a job you hate for more money, that proves what a shallow fuckface you really are. if your life is driven by money that is incredibly pathetic, even if you don't realize it.

  • @habs4life9 that's 200K not 2000K

  • @habs4life9

    Yeah because your dumbass has never seen anything more than 20 dollars at the same time hahahaha. You pathetic douche.

  • @DSHK45 and your life revolves around money. do you think you're better than someone else because you make more money, yes or no? answer me dipshit. whatever knowledge you have gained has been solely for the prospect of material gains. that is pathetic.

  • @habs4life9

    Pathetic is you and your life. I make money and therefore I have mental peace and stability. I am not a madman who plots deaths of others and therefore I am better than you by miles. I respected my parents, and loved them. I made them proud. I am better than you by far. Stupid bastard.

  • @DSHK45 if you honestly think you're better than ANY other person in the world, you are fucked in the head. much more fucked than you claim i am.

  • @habs4life9

    Oh no, you are clinically insane. Don't answer. You yourself realize you didn't make anything of your life and you are angry at everything.

  • @DSHK45 of course i haven't made my life yet. as i said, i'm 21. my life hasn't really started yet. how many 21-year-olds have had time to make something of their lives? it's normal for someone my age to not have their life completely set up yet. why would that make me mad? your logic is ridiculous.

  • @habs4life9

    Your life is ridiculous, maybe if you were 18 I would have suggested you change your major. But now you will reap what you have sowed. Good Day, and God Bless your Hopeless Soul.

  • @DSHK45 so you still think nobody in linguistics will ever be successful, when i have already given you examples of it? you don't listen, you hear what you want to hear. that will also get you in trouble one day.

  • @habs4life9

    Hahahaha, I would also like to see how that happens. As I said, God Help You and my sympathies are with your betrayed parents.

  • @DSHK45 and you believe in god. religion is for idiots, i thought as a scientist you'd know that.

  • It gives one faith and hope and helps them through anything. Currently religion and faith in God is what keeps your mother and father going with a son like you.

  • @DSHK45 that doesn't mean it isn't stupid. anything can give you faith, doesn't have to be something as irrational as god.

  • @habs4life9

    No, not anything can give you faith. You are still young so I understand that you feel extremely strong. Reach a rational, mature age and you will see how much more peace it brings to your mind to believe that there is somethign that watches over you. Why is it or else, that so many people are believers?

  • @habs4life9

    No, I actaully became something in life. 50K an year, are you shitting me? Why did my parents leave India if they wanted me to make less than they did?

  • @DSHK45 what's you answer then? it could even be 100K and 300K it doesn't matter, my point is you'd rather take a job you hate for more money, and that makes you a shallow material idiot.

  • @habs4life9

    Your life is pathetic, plotting holocausts and trying to expose a world famous comedian you stupidfuck. You actually horrify me considering that you have too much time and too little brain.

  • @DSHK45 how did i fuck my life for good? ucla has a HUGE lingusitics program. a ton of students are in that program. did every single one of those people fuck up their lives for good? you know nothing idiot. you still haven't answered me about why the ucla linguistics department is so big if linguists are all failures as you say. ANSWER ME DIPSHIT.

  • @habs4life9

    You know you are bound to have a financially screwed life. You will end up drunk, single, and in debt.

  • @DSHK45 how the hell do you know i'm financially screwed in life? why does linguistics exist if everyone who studies it is financially screwed? you are not giving me proper arguments for why you think that's going to happen to me.

  • @habs4life9

    I know the path you are headed on. You are already mentally sick because of your failure of a life. You sit and plot Holocausts you bastard, you are an unemplyed shit with too much time on his hands.

  • @DSHK45 how am i already a failure in life? i am 21 years old. how do you figure i've lived long enough to be a failure? god you're stupid.

  • @DSHK45 you're not coming iup with any coherent arguments, if this were a formal debate you'd already be destroyed. you just have you narrow-minded indian viewpoints, you believe linguists are all failures in life just because YOU don't know about what they do. typical indian rhetoric, i've been hearing it for years.

  • @habs4life9

    Except, you should have listened. Had you listened, you would be something in life today.

  • @DSHK45 why should i have listened to ignorant rhetoric? how will listening to ignorance make me something more in life? why do you support ignorant rhetoric? you think linguists are all failures just because YOU know nothing about it, do you see the flaw in this reasoning?

  • @habs4life9

    I see a flaw in your character you disobedient, murderous jizzface.

  • @DSHK45 look at your responses to me. "jizzface"? really? you're evidently no more mature than any retard on youtube.

  • @DSHK45 ucla's linguistics program is one of the biggest in the world. peter ladefoged taught at ucla for 30 years and today is the world authority on phonetics. YOU WENT TO UCLA, if you're against linguistics you're against ucla, they have HUGE funding for linguistics and that is undeniable fact. you still haven't told me why ucla heavily invests in linguistics if linguists are all failures.

  • @habs4life9

    It is an easy field with little job competition that's why. It can help jackasses like you find a career. That is why linguistics is funded. But why is it that UCLA has a much better known Medical program than your linguistics program?

  • @DSHK45 it's not an easy field. you clearly don't know shit about it, so it isn't easy for you, for one.

  • @habs4life9

    Linguistics is honestly not gonna make you anything in life.

  • @DSHK45 how do you know that it won't make me anything if you don't know anything about it?

  • @habs4life9

    Now stop wasting my time, do not respond. Shut the fuck up because you are not even mentally stable. I WOULD RATHER NOT SPEAK TO SOMEONE WHO SITS ALL DAY, UNEMPLOYED, PLOTTING HOLOCAUSTS.

  • @DSHK45 i'm wasting your time eh? it was your choice to invest so much time responding to me. who's really the retard here?

  • @habs4life9

    You were and are.

  • @DSHK45 if i'm a retard then so are you. your comments are just as immature as anyone i've seen on youtube. "cuntbag" and "jizzface" wow your mother would be proud.

  • @habs4life9

    At least I respected her while she alive and was finacially capable of taking care of her.

  • @DSHK45 your mother's dead? well good riddance, you're next dickhead.

  • @habs4life9

    See who the immature, sadistic bastard is over here? You. Tell your parents I extend my sympathy to them.

  • @habs4life9

    And I am surprised you would include your favorite food as an insult, "dickhead."

  • @DSHK45 well that's certainly mature. dumbass.