atheist whom denies the flying spaghetti monster

[WaffleOfPain]

@AdorkableAlly pastafarianism is a joke. It was supposed to be a joke. Why the he'll are you taking it seriously? By the way hell is impossible. You would only feel pain from burning if your nerve receptors were functioning. Your soul has no receptors. You can't feel pain without them.

[thelionwaits]

I had this full movie at one time, "Amazon Women on the Moon." Think of the "Airplane" movie humour set to a late night network movie matinee. Funny stuff!

[tovadaq]

A true atheist would even doubt the existence of the FSM...

[dajdawg69]

was that arsineo hall?

[AdorkableAlly]

fsm is stupidiest religion ever retards piece of shizzz lol u immature pasta people get a life

[Exogenesix19]

@AdorkableAlly REPENT!!!!! IN THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER'S NAME REPENT!!! LET HIM FUCK YOU, LET HIM FUCK YOU, LET HIS NOODLY HOLY APPENDAGES FUCKING FUCK YOU!!!

[DuykRuyk]

@Exogenesix19 I thought FSM only fucked little anime girls.

[AdorkableAlly]

@Exogenesix19 i feel sorry for u, ur a joke

[Exogenesix19]

@AdorkableAlly Hey, that was a really funny joke. Do another one!

[TheWhiteOp]

@AdorkableAlly sir have you even had pasta it's delicious nutritious and fsm is willing to lend you his noodley appendage or you can burn in pasta sauce for iternity

[AdorkableAlly]

@TheWhiteOp you gonna burn in hell, wat do u think italy is heaven for ur pasta ppl

[Flufyyrox]

@AdorkableAlly Hell isn't real.

[AdorkableAlly]

@Flufyyrox Your stupid, if you read the damn Bible you would see that Hell is real ! Dumbass ! >< & that's exactly where you're gunna go!

[Flufyyrox]

@AdorkableAlly Prove it.

[AdorkableAlly]

@Flufyyrox In Matthew Chapter 5 Verse 22, it says "But I say to you, That whoever is angry with his brother without a cause, shall be in danger of the judgment: and whoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell-fire."

In Mark Ch. 9 V. 47, it says "And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell."

[666WackoJacko999]

back to the dark ages with you !!!

[AdorkableAlly]

@666WackoJacko999 Hahaha, you sounded like such a fucken dork/nerd! ;D

[commenterofsorts]

@AdorkableAlly Haha!! You have DORK in your name!!! Haha!! Haha!! Haha!! ROFL it's so funny...soo damn funny xD

.....But, seriously, you sound ignorant spouting all those bible verses after calling Pastafarians stupid for 'believing' in an obviously fake religion. And for that you will be boiled alive in spahgetti sauce for 10,000 years, then you will be shanked by 100,000 pirates for your sins in hell!!! >=]

[AdorkableAlly]

@commenterofsorts You're stupid(:

Go rot in hell will you[:

[SchadenfreundeParody]

@AdorkableAlly Whishing someone going to hell is a great sin. Do you realize that?

[SchadenfreundeParody]

Respond to this video...Wishing***, sorry

[666WackoJacko999]

back to the dark ages with you !!!

what a nut job

[MrPuffaluffagus]

@AdorkableAlly the bible is tree fibers with black ink splotched across it....

your point is???

[AdorkableAlly]

@Flufyyrox Is that enough proof for you?(;

[James92802]

MOre evidence of the mercy of the FSM - just look at all the chances he had to repent!!!

[quidnick]

0:27 is what happens eternally to you in the marinara chasm if you deny the existence of our lord, FSM.

[dragonofthedarknight]

It makes me feel bad watching this

[Yellow24y]

where is this from?

[MisterMinnesota]

Go pasta!

[dreadnought3000]

Amazon Women On The Moon! Whoo Hoo.

[FlyingSpahghettiMan]

ALL PIRATES PRAISE HIS NOODLINESS!!!!!

[commonberus]

This video should really be called 'atheist who denies the Invisible Pink Unicorn'.

[scottieman2]

I'm coming!

[TPKKPT]

Im gonna eat more spaghetti now on :O

[ArguingPizza]

What is this from? BTW FSM is real.

[xetlive]

@ArguingPizza

Thats Arsenio Hall... he had a late night show in the 80s called The Arsenio Hall Show

[scottieman2]

@xetlive

I knew he looked familiar.

[milanowns]

don't denie the truth!!!!

[TamaThePeck]

Off to an eternity of stale beer and strippers with venereal diseases.

[TheHomelessCripple]

why would there be VD in heaven? I don't think the FSM would allow that

[FSMNoodlyAppendage]

REAL.

[whydid666]

definition of a bad day

[flyingscience]

Seeing is believing -Check out the video:"Flying Spaghetti Monster Boomerangs" Fly them in Church to make converts!!!

[hamnonox]

The FSM isn't usually vengeful, but this totally up his aisle in humor!

[airplaneking]

He got a huge money shot

[krissurbrook]

Arrrrrrr, Aside from yawn beer volcano, their be no mention of his noodlyness in this here vidgya.arrrr

[Vorpalwinz]

2:09 LOL

[Cyphlix]

He must have got lots of noodly touching on his way down..

[Rubba0Band0Man]

Well...At least he was subjected to the great beer volcano. RAmen!

[taiko78]

I've had worse days. XD

[ILovePhysics10689]

Snape kills Dumbledore.

[buddcinder]

What... no godders leaving stupid comments?

[Muchodelcrazy]

lol. Godders. We should just start referring to all non-fsm (as in WRONG) religious people as "godders" or "godists."

[ArmyJoe2005]

Is that arsenio hall?

[HOYASAXA13]

2:09

touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen!

[Elvisdogg]

In the end, his fate was decided by his reckless disbelief in Intelligent Falling.

A moment of silence for this fallen, lost soul, please. There, but for the grace of Pasta, go i.

[khatool]

Do not deny His Noodleness, or this will happen to you!

[D3ltaStar]

I am sick to death of these ignorant atheists denying our lord the FSM.

The evidence is all around us!

[Timmay123456789]

Do not forget. All that is not around us has been changed at the last minute by our lord the FSM.

I shall pray to Joe Pesci that these atheists and non-FSM believers shall soon be Touched By His Noodly Appendage and rethink their stance on this. RAmen.

[PlastikBlakLawnJocky]

May your pastafarian noodles forever be al dente

[Qieth]

RAmen!

[steveoboston]

Kentucky Fried Movie!

[gaiyabum]

Amazon Women on the Moon.

[Timmay123456789]

Expelled: No Spaghetti Allowed

[DaniboyBR2]

That will show those atheist scum for not worshiping the one and only true God, the flying spaghetti monster. [2]

[XnadboyX]

All hail the flying spaghetti monster!!

[thegreatmendez000]

Blessed be his noodley appendages.

[omritoker]

Lmao, even as an atheist I have to say the FSM sounds very logical.

Besides, whenever you are tired of it, you can always eat it! =333

[sansastark3]

And it won't be the first time a savior was snacky.

[omritoker]

What was the first time? (Black-out currently in session. O.O)

[sansastark3]

Dude. J.C.

[Shom42]

May the FSM forevery bless you all with his many noddely apendages. All who do not acknowledge his noodliness does not deserve his intelligent falling. RAMEN!!!!

[rotagen5]

Blasphemer....Burn the Heretic !

[sladedavis]

@rotagen5 FSM wishes that no violence be used.. as that is contradictory towards his noodly holiness.

[DeimosSaturn]

That will show those atheist scum for not worshiping the one and only true God, the flying spaghetti monster.

[halabalo195]

all hail FSM! ramen...

[therealmadwombat]

I loved this movie! Haven't seen it in years though.

[syraneko]

O_O! i doubt this, his noodleness said .

"If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain."

[DeimosSaturn]

You obviously haven't interpreted the scripture properly. You have to read between the lines.

[Buskie1]

He got what he had coming...

All hail the RAMEN my friends.

[DINDRAGON]

Only the beer exploding like a volcano fits the wrath of the FSM (he'd strongly rather you did not be rude to telephone calls... His fall from the building and fall of the library did happen by his Noodly Appendanges (since gravity is only a theory and those whorshipping Newton are deluted atheist fanatics) but he could not be harmed since if he was to die by his noodleness it would only be to rush him to Heaven, not Hell.

[duckhunter64]

All hail the flying spaghetti monster!

[3675309fuckulz]

hotora 86 you are disrupting the order! Fsm does not ask for your worship and doesnt want it to be forced! I speak as a fellow pastafarian. if others want to look down on us then they can they will be danmed to the land of stale beer and strippers with vd! the choice is yours we pastafarians will not force anything on anyone!RAMEN Brothers It looks like someone needs to read the i rather you didnt's!

[TheZimmerer]

Look who got a facial

[ymayhon]

you guys realise you're praying to a food right? get off the LSD and see the truth, your eternal souls are at stake here, it may be nothing much to you but oh well.

[Hotora86]

you realize you're praying to a zombie (Jesus) right? get off the LSD and see the truth, your eternal soul is at stake here, it may be nothing much to you but oh well.

Repent and praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster or you will end up like the guy in the clip!

[HypnoPants]

@Hotora86

- nah, it's not LSD...

It's LDS! (Latter Day Saints, ha!)

[rieskimo]

Release yourself to the loving noodly appendages of Him and save yourself. Belief and love of him will grant you eternal happiness.

[jordanswiener]

Only if facebook could have a pirate icon next to our names, to show the spread of his noodly appendage. RAmen.

[Kkosta]

Sure. We pray to food. We are dead without food. Food is life. Food is love. Not zombie Jesus. (hihihi)

[UTuBombEr]

All hail THe FLying Spaghetti Monster, oh great FSM show this blasphemer the truth, RAmen

[Egoist1957]

Oh...my...God...

My life suddenly makes sense! Thank you!

[charles23451]

I would dare anybody from any other religion to prove that Pastafarianism is not better than their religion. RAmen!

[LoudSpank]

This is the luck you have if you do not believe in FSM.

RAmen

[RavenBlaze]

Not sure how I see a connection to his noodlyness, accept for maybe the american beer exploding in his face.

Still those who deny his noodlyness should be aware that he is part of life.

[johuth]

There is proof that the flying spaghetti monster is in fact real! When you look at the Gospel of the Spaghetti monster. It explains our purpose for life and how can he not be real? Because the Flying Spaghetti monster is the actual writer of the Gospel and not a mere man.

RAmen

May you all be blessed by goodness and Grace!

Jonathan Huth

[RavenBlaze]

Agreed Hulth, also our prophets left us archiological history. Beer (the holy spirits) dates back to ancient mesopotamia, some believe the jar of dried noodles found in ancient china (dating to 3000 BS-before sauce) was left by the profit Nin-Ja. And of corse we have even found rope and sailing vessels from the ancient world (sailing, hence pirates).

May his noodly appendage be up on you brother.

[lox12]

RAmen

[Shirl09876]

Awesome

[ExpoTVMoviesandTV]

lol

[Abenjasmi]

lol

[caly5000]

nice

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha! What movie is that from?

Katalyzt

[quedorf]

I think it is "Amazon Women on the moon"