Yes, I Am A General (halo machinima)

[Gvcp117]

thumbs up if u keep watching this on 2012

[godofwar6511]

thumbs up if this makes u laugh

[TheBloodbanshee]

Hey, does anyone remember the track playing in this video? I can't quite put a finger on what Halo its from but I've heard it before

[MultiSnake1702]

@TheBloodbanshee i think it's from halo 2

[Trif4]

@TheBloodbanshee It's from one of the middle levels in the Halo 2 campaign.

[TheBloodbanshee]

@Trif4 Yea I think I found it, I just went through the entire Halo 2 campaign on Xbox again recently so...

[caprisunandvodka]

AWESOME!

[dv586]

i garuntee you will not lose if by my - BANSHEE OWNAGE - AW WHAT THE F-!!!!!

[IIIIITHE1IIIII]

@dv586 that... would be a ghost...

[XaVortexXa]

What he said: "Tra, Es, I will beat.....You PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PS PS PS"

[HaloKill135]

I hate ads. If it was a Halo ad then i wouldnt mind

[SHADOWhawk6697]

u r...... a NOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XsniperPro1]

It sounded like he said, "Yes, I am a Jedi"

[ironjoshalo]

when hes was at the tree it sounded like he was pissing

[ironjoshalo]

when hes was at the tre it sounded like he was pissing

[TheLaalalalalalal]

i like halo reach better but this is fuckin funny

[TheJoshsplosh]

field marshals are in reach this is halo 3

[SuperDHUBB]

Yes, I Am A General. "Dude This Guys Lagging So Freakin Bad" "Yeah What The Heck Is He Saying?

lol!

[sneekyable]

Oh yea, well Im a field marshall. What?

[DomeShotz559]

@sneekyable Oh yeah, well you're also a Scrub.

[Fevershaking]

this song is badass

[MrXxxsuperxxx]

I I \___/ lol

[zoeyiscool1]

And we will never lose uuuuuugggghhhhh!!!

[JFKclanTV]

ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

[mikaroo222]

@JFKclanTV Reach FTW brah

[DanzingZombiez]

@JFKclanTV Well have fun with that. But i'm still playin Reach.

[JFKclanTV]

@DanzingZombiez lol i posted that as a chain comment yak now i might not play either

[Finalcurse22]

@JFKclanTV 3 is fun. but reach is much better

[smyile117]

@Finalcurse22 Personally i much prefere halo3 :)

[AQShad]

that noob doesn't even have a katana

[AQShad]

ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

[UltimateEliteSlayer]

dude this guy is lagging so bad

yeah what the hell is he saying

[EpikRobloxian1]

GET RUN OVER BY A GHOST BITCH!

[NGAT22]

haha take that general what you didn't see that ghost coming at you with all your skill?

[Flutterpuff1]

Oh wat the F- lol

[SlayerExopsGamers]

Anyone else seem to get more credits when they do BAD in Halo Reach?

[LordAdam44]

@SlayerExopsGamers what are you talking about? shut the fuck up and dot disrespect Halo 3 with comments about Reach

[SlayerExopsGamers]

@LordAdam44 Im disrespecting reach. Halo 3 is much better. Don't make an ass of yourself....

[LordAdam44]

@SlayerExopsGamers 1. How did I make an ass of myself? 2. How are you disrespecting Reach? 3. Reach is a way better game but both earned there own respect and we should honer that.

[SlayerExopsGamers]

@LordAdam44 1. Don't overreact and tell people to shut the fuck up and say that I was disrespecting a video game. 2. I'm saying that Halo 3 took skill to level up in. With Reach you don't need to really even play (e.g. Oni Swordbase and Airstrike in the campaign). 3. Reach is not better....

[crazypenguin20074]

@SlayerExopsGamers "Im disrespecting reach." "Don't... say that I was disrespecting a video game"

I don't get it?

[NGAT22]

@SlayerExopsGamers Halo 3 had the best storyline halo reach had the best vehicles and gives you a chance to be creative with abilities that would normally go away with one use. but no game is better than the other it's just a matter of opinion. you guys dont have to be dicks about it it's halo.

[JianWB]

@NGAT22 halo 3 also had the best music

[NGAT22]

@JianWB yes yes halo 3 did have the best music everyone can agree on that lol

[MrPieman92]

ha ha lolz

[epichalocat]

HOLY CRAP THE ENDING SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME!

[rawneoftanith]

I was expecting more pirates of pentez in this, but still good

[MrD3adpool]

He is laggin so bad hahahaha

[SpartanRaven029]

FAIL!!!! :P



[MoldyMooseTeeth]

OH WHAT THE FU- I didn't order this..

[vazilin4ik]

wtf machinima every vid i see just gets more and more silent

[spikeyouw]

ಠ_ಠ

[sukianjamie]

looked like a ghost took him out, little purple bastards..........

[eggsaladinthetub]

I'm having nostalgia right now...

[BLOODYMITTENZv2]

lol this is an original

[ASBaltoKodiak]

I'm invinsible to any disadvantage in this game.... HACKS! *Throws a computer monitor at him*

[killnm8922]

i will guarantee you will never lose if you are in my tea

ughhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

*CRASH*

what the fu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[killnm8922]

i will guarantee you will never lose if i am on your tea

ughhhhhhhhhhhh

what the fu

[marvelman110films]

I would laugh so hard if he got destroyed by someone who had their first day playing Halo 3 on Live

[IhearaHunter117]

what is the song from start- 1:00?

[omegax9547]

eer did he just take a leak on that tree :S

[rocker70star]

that was a fail! lololollol

[dilophosaurus122]

HAAAAAYAAAABUUUUSSAAA

[GhostWrestler7]

ROTFLMFAO G I THOUGHT HE WAS SERIOUS UNTIL THEY SAID HE WAS LAGGIN LMAO AND THEN THE GHOST CAME WASNT EXPECTIN THAT

[SQUIZZLESTICK]

HAAAAAYAAAABUUSSSSAAA

[benhayesnet1234]

thats the song from haloid

[117Glitchmaster]

@kuledrumergie87 I didnt know there where cars with animal names. I was jokin about that part. And exactly Combat evolved. That was the first game(obvious) so people thought it LOOKED like a jeep.

[kuledrumergie87]

@Pooinator do you even know how the halo 3 ranking system works?

[MrSniperkid10]

im the 2,550th person to comment yay

[sugetsuofthesand]

Remember when annoying comments like yours didnt clog up the comment section?

Remember when nobody cared about the subscribe buttons color or where the info pane was?

Remember when people understood that Youtube is a company that needs money to self-maintain itself, and the only way to that is through advertising or charging users a annual/monthly fee

Post this on every video and start a counter-revolution

Thumbs up to keep this

[OneColdNinja]

i have had my halo game since the day halo 3 came out but i swear my rank cant go past lieutenet sicne the day they "ENHANCED" the ranking system so i said fck this and have been playing custom games ever since :D

[MTDF3]

i love how a guy trys to post a funny video and half of the people viewing it get into a huge war of why he's not wearing a katana. just sit back and enjoy the video it's you people who ruin it with your damn youtube wars.

[gravitar96]

390 people aren't generals

[Denthedragon]

Yeah, I'm pretty much done after realizing that my skill absolutely refuses to go past 18.

[MiddleschoolSkaters]

How do u upload video's from halo 3 onto Youtube

[TxiRecoNz]

@MiddleschoolSkaters Capture Card.

[p1fko47juki]

3888 likes 388 dislikes o-o

[theBaglady74]

I'm a lieutenant, I got my Rogue helmet, stopped playing matchmaking.

[IExterminationI]

Im a 5 star general.. with 1200 xp on my slayer and 1800 on my doubles 50.. xD

[WiseOldBill]

@IExterminationI Get a life. (and no im not jealous of your 'skill' if you can call it that)

[Denthedragon]

@IExterminationI Cool story, bro.

[marsunderscorefenix]

everything after  1:03 was so epic.

[whatsup12391]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDI COUDNT STOP LAUGHING WHEN HE GOT KILED

[SnipperNoob]

yes he does not have a life

[MrGuNuT]

HAHAHAAAAA NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD

[Nobelnaga]

surprised he didn't have a br out

[cHiKaDiNg58]

You should make this in to a song with the rhythm of You touch my tra la la my ding ding dong. LOL

[zenthex1234]

i just laugh at general because 90% of them are boosters, derankers, or bought thier account. the only real generals have been playing halo from the begining, or are major rank hoes. general rank in Halo 3 is the worst thing you can be...

[PRoudPrism]

hayabusa will really make ur rank boosta

[captain959]

386 Generals dislikes

[moodie69]

Is that Deus Ex 1 music??  what is it? :/

[namikodo]

@moodie69 i think its a remix of halo 2/3 music.

[hends4]

sounds like a trailer for the new james bond movie

[vidblackproductions]

wal mart conection

[MidnightGrunt]

Lagging is like being high, like when you think that you are walking somewhere you're only walking into a tree and like if you think you hijacked someone but then you die because he actually shot you with a shotgun.

[LastZombieEver]

Screw tanks, ghosts beat everything.

[ilovefishysushi]

i hate when i lag and theres a tree there.

[dapwnerful]

I guarantee you will never lose if I *Uuurghhh* oh what the fucraah

[TheMrSpartanking]

I'm a 5 star general in Halo 3, in REACH I'm an Inheritor, that's right, and don't tell me I'm not, don't try and guess my life

[SirG0Ian]

@TheMrSpartanking That's not called being addicted. That's called being Committed.

[TheMrSpartanking]

@SirG0Ian You bet the scrotum of a monkey it is.

[kristianleader11]

guy even my sister is higher at rank dan you ibn halo reac she is 7 year and rank brigadier grade 3 you fool

[Matrilwood]

My gaming life in a nut-shell.

[mahergabe]

381 people lagged into trees

[EpicPyro1]

XD

He got ghosted !!!

serves him right......

[TheBuzzdc]

hahahahahah wen he lags!! thats was so funny!

[sodaturtle33]

he deserved to get splattered......hayabusa noob

[vidman102]

...anyone else love how the highest rated comment is wrong, he got splaterd

[RelytNosirrom]

@vidman102 Dude you're absolutey right, too bad nobody actually cares.

[Nuclear793]

you guys were a lot of help. i spent hours looking for the song :-( if anyone asks it's "Amber Clad"

[Nuclear793]

what's the name of the theme at 0:05 ??? REPLAY

[Nuclear793]

what's the name of the theme at 0:05 ??? REPLAY

[Nuclear793]

what's the name of the theme at 0:05 ??? REPLAY

[Staffhiya]

I laughed out loud, pretty hard

[Gruntcrazy]

oh what the fffff lol

[alexgrider]

i wear EOD?

[emo1505]

@alexgrider and i wear reconXD

[Nuclear793]

whats the name of the song at 0:19

[Nuclear793]

@Nuclear793 SOME ONE TELL ME THE NAME OF THE THEME??? Please Replay!!!!

[IhearaHunter117]

@Nuclear793 its something from the halo 2 campaign

[mudkip96]

hayabusa sucks

[sven5710]

@mudkip96 whatever

[ibeastGhost]

@mudkip96 its sucks cuz u dont have it

[mudkip96]

@ibeastGhost No Comment

[piekid8]

never will i FAIL! *boom headshot* AIMBOT HACKER!

[MrRedmon26]

@piekid8 aimbots gay

[piekid8]

@MrRedmon26 no dur

[MasterChief1660]

"and i garentee you will never lose if - WHAT THE FU...."

[VomitingCorpse]

heh heh

[jtr196]

He's walking in a tree going "pffffffffffffffft" lol!!

[lord4SHOT]

im a halo 3 general so that really makes people think all genz r like that but hyabussa means ur BK

[TheSsj3pikachu]

I know this is stupid but what is the beginning song. I know it comes from halo, put i dont know what its called.

[wellguesswhatIthink]

@TheSsj3pikachu who exactly do you think knows the names of all the halo themes?

[TheSsj3pikachu]

@wellguesswhatIthink Umm Marty O'Donnel I'm guessing?

[Nomad2243]

@NooBTubeR56

Your just like the guy in this video? xD

[NooBTubeR56]

@Nomad2243 yea i lag a lot and speek 2 a tree

[BAQPenuin]

@NooBTubeR56 who would win spartan general or elite general reach style

[NooBTubeR56]

@BAQPenuin me

[nicolas90211]

music????



[CopperCabHater100]

0:01

[princedofpersian]

@NooBTubeR56 Ditto, I've seen Generals wear Mark VI and they own, mostly cause they know you don't have to look badass to be one XD

[MUTTERSBESTERJUNGE]

its definitly 4:3 streched to 16:9

[Epikkfailyurr]

LOL

[BigCatDiary100]

ima a gunnery sergant grade 2

[JJX215]

this dude is lagging so bad lol

[PokemonPlayerLegit]

@Bannanajew12 UR GAY!

[OXD100]

I wish I could be a general. But I'm ridiculously over ranked as it is. I am a sergeant grade three playing slayer with captains, majors, lieutenants, and once a brigader. WTF?

[xxKLUTCH]

Anyone wanna boost me with a deranked account in team slayer im a 46 and willing to pay 1600 AFTER. I scam kids in mw2 for tenth prestige all the time so i can and will pay once i reach my 50. MUST BE GOOD AND HAVE A DERANKED ACCOUNT!

[SoulSocietyCinemas]

@xxKLUTCH youre a dick... how do you do it? haha

[Solarstance1]

@xxKLUTCH What is it with these so called "boosters"? You mean people are actually fcking stupid enough to give somebody there personal information just so someone can play Halo for them and rank them up? Seriously, do you even have any common sense?

[xxKLUTCH]

@Solarstance1 Are you fucking dumb? they play with me dumbfuck im playing with someone right now im a 48 in Team slayer and i was at first a 44 in it so suck my dick i gave him a 1 month that i scammed off some kid. Im getting a 50 for free when i have over 5000 games played bitch its long as fuck but im 2 away

[Solarstance1]

@xxKLUTCH Well that is a surprise. You're getting a 50 for free? What, are you broke on XBL cards and Micro$oft points? Damn how do you live with no Micro$oft points to spare? I feel almost sorry for you, yet I have the urge to laugh at you aswell. Go and hack people's accounts you fucking Halo nerd. It's people like you that make people want to switch off Halo. Good going bitch I suppose you're going to fucking do this on Reach aswell? Oh joy. More abusive nerds.

[xxKLUTCH]

@Solarstance1 i have 2500 msp on my account off my credit card. I scam because i dont want to pay 10.00 of my gas money as a gamestop fucking 4 miles away

[Solarstance1]

@xxKLUTCH Here's a solution: STOP PLAYING HALO AND GET A JOB.

[vgvvg]

@xxKLUTCH dude you seriously suck bad enough to ask for boosting. its people like you that made me quit after getting rank 50 on my final playlist. you should be ashamed of yourself. god im so mad im not even gonna have sex with your mom tonight.

[teddy4dvids]

@vgvvg blink 182 refrence!

[xxKLUTCH]

@vgvvg hmm im guessing based off your grammer and word choice your about a 11 year old squeeker on halo who made a new account cause he was tired of being a force colonel? fucking kids like you that piss me off your no better it was my main account that was a 47 in 3 playlists and my friend who was a bosster helped me out to get my 50

[IfItBreathesKiLLIt]

@xxKLUTCH

Ahh arguements on Youtube. They are so refreshing. Annnd it's about scamming children. Hmm. So, Mr Krabs, how much did you make off the innocent? Oh and solarstance, do yourself a favor and don't reply. He just wants you too, so you guys can bitch back and forth. Can't we just stop scamming, yelling, and just play the games. Like it's for fun and entertainment, so please don't ruin it.

[xxKLUTCH]

@IfItBreathesKiLLIt mr krabs? childish bitch

[IfItBreathesKiLLIt]

@xxKLUTCH

See this is what I mean. Instead of just ending an arguemnt, you scanned my statement for the dumbest sentence in it, so you could make fun of me. And your insult, and no offense to you, was pretty bad. But yes, Mr. Krabs. He is cares so little about others, he would scam children to extend his wealth. I rather like my reference, and I rather like spongebob. I'm not childish, I just have an Imagination. Now if you could, please stop being mean.

[JiantJames]

@xxKLUTCH go to hell theres only 1 thing dumb about my comment....YOU

@xxKLUTCH actually im 18. and you just proved my point. boosting , no matter how much is retarded and leads to noobs talking shit because of level 50 status. so fuck you and have a nice day.