Gamurr Boy Manifesto

[Eizeh]

What's the matter ladies? Tired of the scrutiny and mockery you receive each time you bring up that you're female? Maybe you should learn that nobody gives a fuck about what gender you are, just shut up and play.

Each time you decide to have a photo of yourself in steam when every male player doesn't, each time you let everyone know in chat that you're a female, each time you expect to be treated special we will mock the hell out of you.

We play with gamers, not attention whores.

[XEriKinhoDiSpOsiSaoX]

as seen on: /v/ - jimmies

[fibermuffin]

Oh my god you win free internet for life. You get a medal, good sir.

[nayte23]

im a little in love with you right now dude

[muitoloucodoidaobiel]

vai toma no cu viado do caralho queria muito mulheres para jogar com migo street fitter

[Surpalago]

@muitoloucodoidaobiel BR? BR?

GIBE MONI PLOX I REPORT U

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE­HUEHUE

[EzbeeOfSnR]

punch yourself in the dick fuckface

[XxJEZARAExX]

your funny! this was good..

[Doffz0r]

Gamerboii pride <3<3

[Hellsing1138]

Made my day.

And (somewhat) agreed.

[MecTheGamer]

Lol at those tags.

[RAGEDOCTER]

What the fuck is up with that Spanish shit? Is it even Spanish? Well anyhow stop using your mongrol tongue and speak English, not because its a superior language, but because its common courtesy, something you fucking apes dont understand ofcourse.

[Alboskiem]

@RAGEDOCTER AMERUCAH NR 1

[RAGEDOCTER]

@Alboskiem

He prefers a global language on the internet so everyone can communicate on the same level without annoying each other with gibbrish, he must be a US citizen or britfag.

I never knew I shared my Netherlands with such lowly creatures as you.

[Alboskiem]

@RAGEDOCTER Haha oh wow, how could you not realize I was joking? Jesus bro, calm the fuck down.

[MacGyverinSpace]

@RAGEDOCTER "STOP USING YOUR MONGROL TONGUE AND USE MY OBJECTIVELY MORE MONGROL TONGUE" Read. A motherfucking. (history) Book!

[RAGEDOCTER]

@MacGyverinSpace

But English is not my tongue, read the motherfucking messages.

[RiskuBusiness]

Such nerdy charisma.

[Clerks0]

justin bieber made 104 accountz cus he jelly on boy gamer (jb has no peen lol)

hi /v/

[SODEMO2007]

You keep fighting boy gamurrr. keep fighting the good fight!

[TrooperHUN]

so many jelly haterz xDD

[shadowcrazy]

this man is a SAINT!

[Nodle66]

Don't hit on him you silly girls! ~ ~ ~

[CrazyGuitarHero2]

KEKEKEKEKEKEKE VERY NICE MAN

[ThisIsAGreatName]

GUY GAMERZZZ 4 LYFE

[washd123]

you can't play as Alyx Vance!!!! LIAR!! YOU ARE NO GAMER

[rampager049]

what if zelda was a girl

[GhostReconGuy]

No nude photos you silly girls. Judge me on my gameplay, not my dick.

[EscaExcel]

lmao

[jamesfish05]

thumbs up if u cry every time u watch this ;_;

[Kaybeex94]

@jamesfish05 i likd dis vid ;_;

[SkateWithCoke]

@jamesfish05 i crie everytyme :'(

[risbolla]

ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG

[TheHarleyquinn007]

I thought this was going to be annoying but it was hilarious!

Marry me <3

[Tupacea]

Dude, this would be way more fun if you were a nigger, also as seen on /v/- El vidyo

[cheapassassin]

This guy's def here to game.

Cuz looking for girls or boys doesn't seem in his protocol.

[Gordinak2]

Troll like this one is born every few centuries....

AWESOEM!

[DaKittamiau]

As Seen On:

/v/ - Video Games

Yep.

[imgrabbinpills]

7/10 needed some dramatic music to tie it all together sorry that's the best i can do bro.

[LadyDissidia]

I like this much more than the other one.

[r3ccaq]

i want to make you a sandwich hahaha

[muitoloucodoidaobiel]

ele e viado

[luizfelipelfds]

@muitoloucodoidaobiel concordo

[jonjonmickeymouse]

quem acha o q ele disse errado e eh femimista como as meninas VAO TUDO SE FUDER!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cruelruin0]

@jonjonmickeymouse ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[normanknight100]

Retards don't get the joke

[HopeVilliersXIII]

Suck my dick, your little bitch.

[SosakeKunVodka]

Are you gay or what man?

[SosakeKunVodka]

North American ... You are a fucking joke right?

WTF! 916 likes? Really? 916 men with prejudice ;)

[Rayane8736]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk... Gostei do comentario do Bernardo9568. =D

[Bernardo9568]

SE FUDE SUA BIXA TETUDA PUNHETEIRO DE PAU PIQUENO

DEEM DISLIKE NESSA PORRA

[ThuNDeRhapsodY]

You forgot something, YOU ARE GAY !!!!

[ivanvockt]

Correto, aqui temos mais um caso de 'Gringo' retardado...

[BrunoSaruSantos]

@ivanvockt Não, gringo engraçado pra caralho.

[Rayane8736]

Realmente, americano é tudo queima rosca.!!!

[M21cat]

Ummm Dude your not very prepared for this...

[Cruelruin0]

You don't know what to do next?

Gather a bunch of friends and remake the original video,but with this script.

[mjc0961]

@Cruelruin0 You should be given a cookie for such a fantastic idea.

[jaiker84]

fuck I lol´d

[kiu132]

epic xd

[NeoTStyle]

>I'm here to game

>Gamer

>game as a verb

Ugh, sounds disgusting

[red2seata]

kawaii

[TheAngryPie]

Show us your tits!

[sharku57]

I'm a guy gamer, don't hit on me silly girls.

[remster183]

Where are your eyes?

[boygamurr]

@JerzgrlJenn

JerzgrlJenn added to a playlist 1 day ago

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[foobah97]

I fucking choked laughing well done op well fucking done

[jwu9o82]

You look EXACTLY like me o_o

[iluvhina]

>Guy Gamer

FUCKIN' ENTRY LEVEL MAINSTREAM SHIT

[NerfHerder147]

You guys are a bunch of idiot sexist losers... I'll explain.

You're idiots b/c every comment & rating you give this video or the GGM helps the GGM go viral. That's part of YouTube's ranking algorithm.

You're sexist b/c you have no self-respect, so how could you have respect for women. Or anyone.

You're losers b/c SNG is a FICTIONAL web series. You're arguing with a fictional character.

This was the biggest pwn I've ever seen. And like all idiot sexist losers, you did it to yourself.

[Cruelruin0]

@NerfHerder147 Obvious troll is obvious.

[munchermatt21]

@NerfHerder147

What the fuck am I reading

[TheNotSoFunnyNoob]

hahahaha thank you so much. fuck the attention whores. we'll show those gamer gurls that we guy gamers can be just as good as them :U

[Jasew337]

I have an erection.

[HarryisI]

"It doesn't matter if I'm hot."

That's fortunate.

[DavyMacaroni]

"No! I don't need you to make me a sandwich."

OH GOD HAHAHAHAHA

[Cruelruin0]

Thank you for representing us.I'm tired of girls bashing on me 'cos I'm just a boy.I'm just here to game.

[theflamesembrace]

Perfectly articulated response :D

[cassandra5322]

My point

[123147253698]

"Capacity of your bag of holding"

[akween12]

I love you, sir.

[baggedyman]

Perhaps later.

[landialiha]

you are God of zits

[ruthrox100]

You are an ugly douche.

[boygamurr]

@ruthrox100

No u.

Fuckin' told.

[linkydink]

brilliant hahaha

[lip58]

Bravo.

[IgorAKAOmatsu]

n00b :/

[strobohobo]

Would have been better if you called yourself a game boy.

[InuitInua]

"perhaps later." gol durnit, that made me srsly smile hard.

[phazon0taste0nice]

"No I don't need to plunder your castle.. perhaps later" Five fucking stars

[Mpkiller100]

".. or an attention whore" i lol'd my sides off

[darkelf456]

SexyNerdGirl is to Gale Weathers as you, sir, are to Dewey Riley.

[drhoneybadger]

@15hotchi Liam is a cool cat

[brentbest]

MORE LIKE GAY-MER

[StlCardnalz]

jesus christ, you might as well add on a fucking "we are legion" at the end

[Jerryle3]

get back in the garage and fix my car

[drhoneybadger]

@Jerryle3 Wow, way to be hateful in a forum for positive reinforcement. Go be sexist somewhere else

[Demonsith12345]

Beautiful

[AchiroRothlkin]

you need some better char names. 1185elfhunter? What is this 1991?

[cl0aked]

THIS IS AWESOME FUCK YEAH

[Onozitsthpopo]

LOL get it

[Mirku]

haha I like your voice, especially the tone sort of reminds me of steve colbert

[mac081793]

SO HAWT POST DICK PLEASE

GUY GAMERS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER

[Agora2021]

I lol'd pretty hard.

Probably harder than I should have.

[GreenEnigma404]

hot dood imo ,lets h00k up @ my plaec l8ter k?

[StomperOfBabies666]

I'M A GUY AND I GAME BUT DON'T HIT ON US SILLY GURLZ!~~~~

[YoureJustAPerson]

In the midst of all this conflict,

I would just like to say that I really like your wall color.

It's a really pretty shade of blue(green?).

Also, you're awesome.

[TheVoiceOfReasonSays]

goddammit /v/

[shilipsy]

I love how sexynerdgirl tries to pass this off as not satire.

[Annnnq]

YOU ARE HOT

[dropdadime]

You are fucking amazing. DON'T HIT ON US SILLY GIRLZ~~

[Robertslawno]

thumbs down sorry

[loldowl]

FUS - BACK

RO - TO

DAH - MENTAL INSTITUTION

[jodecideion]

People the first video is all a viral campaign to earn cash. Just google IndieGoGo, and look up SexyNerdGirl page. She just trying to work the system, and get paid.

[jodecideion]

So the girl who created the other video is now on someone's else video calling someone a dick. Irony!

[AtsunobuSagara]

@jodecideion Yeah, a vagina talking about dicks.

[ostravaofboletaria]

SOUNDS LIKE SOME SOME GURL IS TRYING TO GET THE DISC IN!

WELL BACK THAT XD UP.

[FLCLimaxxx]

best video i have seen in a while.

[SuckAnApple]

Just rubbed one out, thanks brah

[teejayandjon]

Liked

Favorited

Subscribed

Shut the door

Closed the blinds

Called the cops

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

Excuse me while I mindlessy fap to this.

[sebaswildboy]

BRO SCIENCE

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

SIR, YOU WON.

[PanMakaron]

Don't hit on me silly girls~

[TDPlusPT]

Some very poor responses, I disagree with the spirit of the original 'gamergil' video, but I absolutely abhor the vile reactions some are having. Mudslinging doesn't prove your point, it just gets everyone covered in shit.

[Soopagman]

@TDPlusPT No mud was slung. This a parody purely for entertainment purposes.

Any meaning you find within the context of the video is purely coincidental.

[TDPlusPT]

@Soopagman No no not the video that was done tactfully, the comments.

[xXxReaperzZz]

bravo

[ImSynthetik]

You're ugly as fuck.

[Tiorpk]

@ImSynthetik So is your mother :-----D

[AtsunobuSagara]

@ImSynthetik Fuck is not ugly.

[DaftOtaku1]

Oh god this is hilarious.

[rippspeck]

I love how you say "own a noob".

[ANTiKr00t]

you're awesome. thank you.

[Celedan]

You win at everything, well played sir^^

[MrPressThat]

`not particularly` BEST words ever

[GizmoMcs]

nicely done sir

[Thimmet]

Great acting lol

[ofir7786]

Edward Norton?

[themattew666]

sir, you are full of win

[DaXxX159]

why your eyes are close?



[WuTangBoomerang]

@DaXxX159 Why your english is bad?

[pyrogenetix]

First of all your upload name should be RichFamousBoy

[mydogbaron]

You good sir have all my respect and love. Silly females think they're worth something cause they game.

[InformalNarwhal]

you deserve all the medals

all of them

[cowfordflorida1]

well played sir, well played!

[Thuhreaper]

I applaud you sir. Quite a good satire if I do say so myself.

[shindosilver2]

bahahaha "bag of holding"

[BoxOfEmptiness]

I love you.

[blumoocow]

I AM A MANWHICH GAMER

[GiveMeVampireKisses]

Fake gamers call themselves girl gamers...since when do we need to specify gender? Those who do so do it for attention...you dont here boys going "yes im a boy gamer" :3

[Ryudouu]

The only way to show the dumb cunts how stupid they look is to parody them. Good job.

[umadbrahful]

i love you !

[jayindie93]

Major respect, bro. This whole fiasco is just like the Equal Rights Amendment or Affirmative Action - demanding to be treated equally only perpetuates the differences. This is why I sometimes wish we were all just androgynous blobs.

[LockofHyrule]

I thought I lost it at "erection", but then I stopped breathing at "attention whore". Bravo.

[squirrelmanish]

parodies were made to be fun. sexynerdygirl is taking that away from us! LET US BE FREE.

I AM THE 1%

[musclecars60]

@boygamurr - if you could message me your facebook info. I'd like to know you.

[Sexytoss]

You are so brave.

[Muppet213]

Perhaps later...

[XxHenkaChanxX]

A++

[Harlequinmouse]

A+

[JaydenessOmgz]

I bow down to you

[theSecondOneOfMe]

god bless!

[tdubb3]

slow clap this motherfucker

[DaLesbianOctopus]

You are the God of the Internet.

I bow down to your awesomeness.