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  • hahaha tumbleweed hair lol

  • i cried!

  • epic whitetrash moron......hahah tumbleweed and scarecrow hair? hahaha i tried to crack em!" hahah good character Ed!

  • Ed, I must say, you have very nice hands.

  • This accent is so close to a Dundalk, Maryland accent its not even funny

  • he needs to do more of these type of videos with lawyers or really smart people lol

  • who else had no idea who Edbassmaster was..then one day you suddenly found him...........and now..... its an addiction.... and you now show all of your friends?.. love this stuff

  • "i went to crack eem one" lmao

  • "i probably had like, 10 ahaha" LOLOL.

  • Acayip

  • lol good one

  • I wanna sue EdBassMaster for the hernia I got from Laughing soooo freakin' hard!!!

  • Scarecrow hair.....fucking hilarious!

  • call a lawyer to sue Marlboro. 'They gave me this cough'

  • The lady a cool lawyer

  • wow this was a really good one.

  • ಠ_ಠ

  • Are these real people or people acting to your jokes?

  • dude! i fucking love ur humor!!! lol

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL. The lawyers are so dumbfounded that somebody could possibly be so stupid.

  • i cant even go to bed havin to much fun watchin all his videos lol

  • Lol. My Teach Showed My Class A Bunch Of Your Videos. Haha. Love Them Bunches.(:

  • skippy glasses:D?

  • woah man you really are..... fucking awesome.

  • marry me? your sense of humorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr <3 probably the most attractive thing a guy could have

  • hey this looks like my dads brother

    lol

  • hahaha ur so funny

  • The back of the head is soft... your hand is weak, like your chances of getting laid.

  • @beannerdip101 hes married and has kids thats not his real face only A DISGUISE

  • The good thing about a sentencing date/hearing or whatever the correct technical legal jargon/terminology/term is, is that it gives the defendant/accused (guilty) the opportunity to neck oneself (in the nicest possible way).

  • Cage fighting's probably not like totally on its last legs

  • In the words of the immortal Axl Rose, "Hey boy, where you comin' from. Where'd you get that pooint of view." In response the uncorroborated allegation is simply part of an ongoing? smear campaign. Therefore...

  • Got hurled another (rare clod). The lawyer's receptionist called me "cruel" or words to that effect and hung up on me mid conversation~

  • All I need is 2

  • Hey wonder if

  • all I know is Indonesia has given itself dib rights

  • Skippy Glasses...nice

  • Adelaide's Advertiser Sat 19th Nov 2011. Article purporting that there was a statewide email from senior SA Police officer to his "troops" calling for more arrests. Some are pulling their weight but many are "coasting". Bet they don't get given the cream when tehy go to plain clothes... (think old grizzled D from Kill Bill 2 where have they gone)

  • Rumour has it that excessive Freecell use and or other mouse driven boredom relievers lead to pinched nerve down the right thumb???

  • Mere threats do not comprise an offence without an associated overt act proving intent to at least attempt to follow through on said threat. Although there is a charge called threatening phone calls. At least that was the status quo in QLD back in '03

  • lol your wearing skippys glasses

  • 2nd woman was a BITCH

  • "he called scare crow hair"

  • maybe being a lawyer wouldn't be so hot when you have to sit around taking calls from people this lol

  • he said my hair looked like a tumbleweed LMFA0O0O0O

  • "Can I sue my neighbor?'

    "No, you can't shoot your neighbor."

    LOL

  • "Did you walk into his house with out him knowing it?"

    "Yeah, but i didnt know he was home, i thought he was at work!"

  • 111 people got sued by Hacker...

  • I LAUGHED SO HARD I PEE'D MYSELF

  • @TheSilverback2004 i can"t stop. this guy is so freakin funny...

  • You are probably the biggest fag on YouTube next to the what what in the but guy get a fuckin life and a job u ragweed headed fuck

  • @hatedxtos

    You think this shit is real bro? LMAO

  • @hatedxtos LOL

  • @hatedxtos Actually he's the funniest guy on Youtube shithead, you get a life, he already has one and is doing well.

  • @hatedxtos Fail troll is fail. Thats a wig

  • "He said my hair look like a tumbleweed" "Even though he started it by calling me scarecrow hair?"

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  • @SliceNDiice By the way a pile of "shit" is funny to you?

  • @SliceNDiice I hear ya, retards have a sense of humor. You're southern you would think that this is funny.

  • "i know if he wouldn't of said somthin smart i wouldnt uh had ta crack um" ROFL

  • lawyer: did your neigbor hit you sir?

    Ronnie: nahh he turned around real quick

  • Southern retard humor, do people down south think this is funny? 

  • @billyboi76978 i'm from philly and i think this is funny. Watch his other videos, he has multiple characters and they are ALL funny. Guess it's true when they say yankees don't have any humor. I'm ashamed.

  • @JonnyG003 I'm not a yankee I'm from cali, but if you're from philly aren't you a yankee?

  • @billyboi76978 that's why i said i'm ashamed.

  • "I didn't know he was home. I thought he was at work...that was the whole thing." :D

  • If He Wuddn't Sayin Nothin Smart, I Wuddn't have to crack`em

  • your hair looks like a tumble weed...wow, lol

  • @gixxer450 Your just like all the other assholes saying things like "oh loook at him..he has scarcrow hair"

  • @sebz61 You playing possum with me boy. I m a fry up these eggs and eat some toast with jelly then put a whoopin on you boy.

  • @gixxer450 You aint scared of me.

  • his hand isnt broken omg i thought it was real!!!!

  • @CrAzENiTeMaReZ lol why would you think it's real? it says it's a prank call in the title

  • scare crow hair ... lol

  • "CRACK HEIM" lol

  • @TheSilverback2004 if they're comedians I think they could get away with certain things

  • ur vids r addictive

  • The way he's rolling his hands together, I dont think his friends head broke his hand!

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  • i wonder if he gets some police at his door every once in a while... could be a weekly thing or somethin lol

  • this is the best crank call ever!!!! I went to crack him one lmfao!!

  • scarecrow hair hahahahahahah lollllll! she knows she wanted to laugh too!

  • lol scarecrow hair lol

    

  • Smack him on the head with a broomstick hahaa

  • he broke my hand

  • crack eem!

  • his eyes had to hurt like a bitch by the end of that video

  • he jumped from one beer to ten...

  • "well what if i smack him in the head with a broomstick?" LMFAO

  • You can't shoot my neighbor? That's not very fun.

  • scarecrow hair! hahahahaha

  • He has the eyes of skippy...........

  • How did he not get charged for talking to a lawyer. They're like $200 an hour.

  • @Scopitone7 its called a free consultation

  • @Scopitone7 some lawyers give free consultations..at least they do where i live

  • Lol that was probably my favorite prank call hahahaha, i cried so fucking hard .

  • @TheSilverback2004 his best friend is Barrack Obama.

  • Lol

  • HAHAHAHA ED YOUR TERRIBLE FUNNY !! I LOVE YOUR PHONE PRANKS LOL!

  • Hahahaha "what if i go hit him in the hea with a broomstick? Could i sue him then?" lmfao xD

  • I didn't break in, it was open...lol

    what if i go smack him in the head with a broom stick, could i sue him then?

  • anyone else notice how huge those glasses make his eyes look haha

  • Thumbs up if Ronnie should be the Keystone Light spokesperson...

  • Is he white or black? Or mixed?

  • scarecrow and tumbleweed hair hahaahaha

  • He looks like Shooter Jennings in this video.

  • @coloredfuzz80 haha yes

  • wouldnt of had to CRACK EEM! hahah

  • We love you!!!

  • @dan13718 DUDE STFU U COMMENT ON ALL ED'S VIDEOS ABOUT SOME DAMN MILEY CYRUS WTF THIS GOTA DO WIT THT HOE DAMN

  • "My hair looks like tumbleweed......scarecrow head" lmaooooooooooooooooo

  • i never subscribe to anything, but i DID subscribe to this channel...

  • its was open hun it was open

  • prank call 911!

  • @moloking401 You can go to jail for a long time and get a big fine for prank calling 911.

  • @moloking401 my uncle tried that... he got busted by police and he has to pay $2.000

  • @ja60370 2 dollars?

  • @sbkhaan1 two thousands

  • lol i even thought he said "shoot my neighbor" until i played it again

  • lol

  • his hair does look like tumbleweed! lol haha

  • bahhahahahahaha

  • I only drank one beer ahahha.... Alright it was more like 10 lmfao ed is so damn funny

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    BOUUT THE HAIRR & CRACK EM1 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • lmao too funny!

  • LMAO What are you doing in my house?

  • Wicked Cool!

  • The first reason to sue your neighbor is the worst there is. The second reason is a littlle stupid. Even though those reasons aren't going to get you far in sueing somebody, I give the vid a thumbs up for pure funnyness!

  • ED, I have become your biggest FAN! Thanks for making my cubical hell, enjoyable.

  • 102 people have scarecrow hair

  • Thumbs up if you just watched way too many of this guy's videos

  • @nortonallstar15 i was literally just thinking "why have i spent this long watching this stuff"

  • @nortonallstar15 492 Thumbs up for your and his 492 videos. Contest?

  • @nortonallstar15 ive been watching his videos for 2 hrs straight

  • @nortonallstar15 i just found this guy and i cant stop watchin lol

  • @nortonallstar15 ive watched alot but NEVER too many. i say keep this stuff coming lol thumbs up if u agree.

  • @nortonallstar15 ya 800 thumbs up

  • They must have thick skulls.

  • At least it was family friendly, unlike BOYS NIGHT OUT DORITOS where they stooped to using a naked college girl to pump up their video. At least Doritos banned them from the contest for life. We need to get on YOUTUBE's case and make them take the video off. If we don't stand up to this the internet is going to be filled with porn.

  • funny shit !!

  • ur a good actor!

  • haha can you tell me how to get away with it

    

  • "I mean he said my hair looked like a tumbleweed or somethin' stupid like that."

  • Hahahahahahahaha scarecrow hair

  • Haha the things you say Ed are so weird that people don't even start to think you're taking a piss!

  • omfg The Hacker is so much like my ex's dad, listens to classic rock/metal, smokes, has the same voice and dresses the same xD

  • this is the mixure of the hacker cause he smokes, skippy cause of the glasses, and marlin cause he's trying to sue. lol! thumbs up if u realized this

  • Broomstick lol

  • hahahahahahahaahhahahahah

  • ahahahah

  • lol. did you get any beer spilled on yourself? I'd be sending'em the dry clean bill too!

    I suggest you keep calling for more advice.Someones gotta know something.

  • yo edassmater u need to call me and i will get involved with these goofy ass interviews with u. i would def be an additive to ur videos. call me up man really

  • lol wow thats funny

  • LOL this is so funny!

  • even though he started it by calling me scarecrow hair

  • So funnnnnnyb

  • Nah no he turned around really quick

  • i can give u advice on how to beat up your neighbor though...

  • @armanico04 lololol

  • Aha hes lieying his hand is ok ha hes a lieyer im a geneus....lol

  • CREATIVE, LOL

  • Hahahha Broomastickk! your too funny make more.

  • funny

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  • i get the feeling this guy is a Republican...just saying. 

  • @Karzaveer and i have a feeling you are a liberal

  • HAHHAHAHAHA i love this vid. you have skippy glasses, teste voice, and hacker hair lol!

  • @sk8tepunk96 not much teste there ;D

  • @sk8tepunk96 teste voice?? not really guy