Pick Up Lines

[Shewashisfriend]

Ha, I'm naked. ._.

[bacon3294]

Hey girl if ur vagina was a footlong can i take a bite >>> SUBWAYS EAT FRESH

[bigworm5153]

why the fuck did this make me hungry!!!!!!!!??? XD

[jbiker183]

funniest part 0:52 lmao!



[TreyFerg420]

all your shit is funny as fuck, subscribed.. hahahahah

[delta4f1]

Like if you would let me take a bite.

[xxLinaxOneilxx]

"lots of swearing... oh and my moms home too!" lolz

[cmc42561]

That dress if very becoming on you

Then again if I was on you I'd be coming too

[xChillKidx]

aye yo bitch im tryna fuck you down?

[nightmare12ify]

i was challenged by someone to watch this witout laughing and i was good until the last pick up line....

[solleilua]

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[dopeboyswaagg]

hey girl i just brushed my teeth WANA FUCK?

[chemical93girl]

haha i'd take the naked guy!

[ChrisBastardSPG]

Hey beautiful can I have 2 minutes of your time.

Thumbs up if that catches her interest.

From a true G

[felipe33delatorre]

Wasup girl do you belive in love at first sight? Girl :"NO"

Well then FUCK YOU DENBITCH**** ROFL hahaha

[rogbetancourt]

wassup with Carrot top in this dudes video



[Jamesonlee420]

Hey girl, If your vagina was a bulldozer could I rape you in the ass...... yeeeaaahhhh.

[Pice702]

WELL FUCK YOU DEN BITCH lololololool

[Blankname101]

Nice ha

[stealthkid34]

hey girl... if you banana was a vagin.... aww shit

[PRNYswagg]

bitch ya pussy stank lol 

[Computers201]

Hey girl, if your vagina was a [insert anything here] would you let me take a bite?

[MorgasmSMD]

LMAOO.

[SohhReflexx]

Hey girl , You know what they say about asians?

Girl ; Nope?

Asian guy ; You don't

Girl ; Noo

Asian guy ; well , We got small dicks (happy face)

Girl ; *walks away*

[gokugoesssj3]

pdflo did to much in this video

[Marco10392]

ego? jajajaja

[thisisacunt]

this is so shit i hate it you guys are not funny stop it our else get FUNNYER do somthing

[danaanne311]

LOVE this (:



[joelykidda]

Hey girl, d'you smell that?

Yeah...I farted ¬¬

[melinha95]

Ok Lets See Ladies..

Timothy: Is the fat ass

Rick: is the disrespectful black dude

Peter: is the guy who is nerdy and nasty..

Eric: idk wtf is wrong with him lmfao

Take yur pick ! lol

[danieljake03]

@melinha95 lmfao!

[melinha95]

@danieljake03 XD

[99AceSpade]

Ooooo , Girl I Wanna Fuck That Pussy Straight On Fuck That Doggy Stylee Crazy Style Bitch Oooohhhh Yeahh Lol

And My Moms Home To

[ImFromNU]

i think tim's hungry

[hamellious]

I forgot the rest for u know what they say about black people and i tapped that

[FremmenikKing]

Yo, girl. If your vagina was a taco could I take a bite?

[ericnguyen18]

tim was full after this video lmfao

[prettyprincess20722]

hahahahahahahaha im naked  0:43

[MrDanteStylez]

challenge accepted

[DedZero]

Hey baby.. if your vagina was a subway, can i take a bite? eat fresh..

[RE512345]

if your vagina was a vagina could i take a bite

[XxxFireAndForgetxxX]

oh yea my momms home too

[SheenaDaSongBird]

lol love it!

[indiaj93]

clever (:

[bnetjail]

lol wish black man said "we'll steal your heart"

[Laicheehou]

LOL, hey girl, if your vigina was a pineapple empanada, could I take a bite

[IMPULSE41V4]

hey girl u ever kissed a bunny between the ears :3

*camera lowers*

*pulls out pockets laughing*

see thats the ears hahahah

*points toward...yeah area...*

this is where you kiss mmhahhammm

lol x3

[joziepepe]

i used it on my cuzin she got horny and u know the rest

[ImmaBossDWF]

Aye girl, I just brushed my teeth. Wanna fuck?

[FireBallBlazin26]

0:42 SMEXY !

[Love4Hate1994]

if someone tried thoses on me i would bust out laughing lmao

[FallenKingKong]

Pickup Line #1----Hey girl, do you work for UPS, cuz I see you checking out my package

Pickup Line #2----Hey girl, is your dad a baker, cuz you got nice bunz

Pickup Line #3----Hey girl, I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

[EstrellaAdria]

Pineapple empanada! XD hahahaha

[BabyJewellsAFirework]

omgg its pedro

[YoungSwagTeam]

Tim ,, is a fatass!! lmfao

[MrRedrum42]

Rick : Hey girl you know what they say about black dudes

we steal stuff lol.

[playboyy21]

@MrRedrum42 lmfaooo!

[lilmizzcandiflozz]

hahah joke



[xRtbulls23x]

If you were eating a burger can i have it ?

[RandomNazzie]

what about "if you were a fart you would blow mw away"

:D ahahaha

[N3X63N2P4C23]

U no wat they say black guys we steal shit lmfao

[VANWILLISproductions]

well then i think ill try these pick up lines out

[RugejaBabe]

1:17 lol made my day

[benlaputt95]

Can i take a bite? hahaha

[IrissBabesz]

Lmfaoo ! ThisShytt Is Funnii c;

[MOONWOLF7395]

i'm pretty sure tim didn't eat breakfast

[thesickduck32]

that shit was FKN hilarious

[aznpren]

ahh eric your hot!

[ashleymixgirl13]

Lol Funny shit

[MrMigetmack10]

f u tim , i used that and got BOXXED

[hotalthea]

0:32 Oh rick! you so seductive!

[scott96saeteurn]

can i take a bite? LOL

[GeeDunno]

I wouldn't want someone to bite my vagina..

[voddy100truth]

awh cmon you gotta be full by now lol

[bollard829]

curly hair guy creeps the fuck outta me

[drakesprinzezz98]

lol

[mendez463616]

haha, PINE-apple Empanadas @:45

[jawaadr12]

LMFAO you're a fucking failure.

[MusicIsMyLife128980]

Yes Tim, you could take a bite <3 ;)

[XxslayermxX]

If your vag was a carrot can i take a bite lolz

[WSBBoiz]

LMFAO!!!!



[Frankolon1281]

ay gurl u kno what they say about black dudes, we steal shit.

[ItsBarbie171]

lmfaoooooo this shit is sooo funny ! all of these pick up lines are funny !

[Inibca91932]

That shot was funny props! Can I take a bite, classic.

[HORNYFRiEDCHiCK3N]

LMAO i HAVE THAT BUNNY SHiRT <3

[HORNYFRiEDCHiCK3N]

LMAO i HAVE THAT BUNNY SHiRT <3

[JavaJuiceFTW]

Best pickup line ever: I stopped playing Skyrim for you!

[jaysims1992]

@JavaJuiceFTW lmao hell yea

[AnthonyToledo23]

yea these pick up lines dont work ....... i got slapped :(

[giggles19941]

@AnthonyToledo23 why would u even try them!! lol

[supersmartfood]

@AnthonyToledo23 you must have used the empanada one, never works, try granola next time.

[TheKman581]

me: hey girl, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

[stluvable]

@TheKman581 oh i gt it



[AyeeeKamori]

oh my goodness. lol wow. yea this was funny :) Tim+PickUpLines+Eating+Lips=Bu­umm(Sexy) :)) <3 lol

[asteronandjak14]

this is a horible video to watch when ur sick becous since it has the bright white backround it hurts my eyes

[TheKman581]

@asteronandjak14 cool story bro...

[SuperLatavious]

i tried 0:21 and she said no

[AnthonyOrellana627]

@SuperLatavious i tried 0:30

[142JOSH1]

"you know what they say about black people, we steal shit" XDDDDDDDD

[PsnDshot97]

have you ever kissed a bunny between it ears bahahahah.

[apq2628]

LOL! this is crazy man.

[rolet18]

lol! u r so stupid tim...keep it up

[yumsforlife]

aye girl you what dey say about black dudes?... we steal ****

LOL

[jdancelova]

haha i dont know wat to say

[nekolita]

tim tim tim .... yes xD

[PHOgina]

i remember watching this video waaaaaaaaaay back. like waaaayyy, wayyyyy back.

[EmmanTheGr8]

@PHOgina cool...

[itssuaves]

my moms home too.... lmfao best line

[ryatt97]

whats a pineapple embenada??

[charleenuver09]

@ryatt97 it's pineapple empanada its a local pastry here in P.I and other SEA countries

[xxmichaelx215xx]

white guy ruin it...

[BomberMethod]

i bet by the time this video was over tim was fuckin full .......of vagina

[FrivolousShara]

that elevator sounding music in the background is going to be stuck in my head o.o

[bacon3294]

Rick : hey girl u believe in first sight ?

random chick: no !

Richk: well fuck u then bitch =)) lmao

[RawestGoth]

@bacon3294 I think everyone believes in first sight.... Juss sayin. =)

[garrettwarz]

@bacon3294 who can you beleive in first sight?

[lovable400]

If I flip a coin what are the chances of you giving me head? lolz beat that any thumbs up so he can c hehe

[enjoymarz109]

that pineapple empanada looks hella good doe lol

[vl4eva]

@enjoymarz109 are those nice??

[skye6369]

tim must be hurtin

[chachaxox3]

"haha im naked."

[WONDERCeeTee]

Tim must be full after all the bites. -__-

[AllDayEverieDay]

Tim musta been hungry

[TheRiddlersChallenge]

When are you finishing the High school sucks the musical? :(

[MrFurleyRegalBeagle]

Wow... Kenny G, Erik Estrada, 50 Cent and William Hung in one video? I love the internet! (No racial)

[Mom0z]

Ricky looks like Reggie Bush there

[xXQueenSisiXx9876]

Lmfao.... thts great.

[brwnshhgr]

PDFlo ... OMG, hilarious!

[Sh3pardMelody]

BEST LINE ... "HEH I am Naked" ... LOLOLOLOL

[Duyor1989]

Yo PD, Tim, Rick, Super E where/when is HighSchool Sucks the Musical

[soujin143]

ㅡ_ㅡ;;



[elahi2006]

the guy with the longer curly hair sucks

[Konner69]

Hey Baby wanna go have some sex and some pizza? NO? what's a matter bitch don't like pizza?

[MegaChunti]

black dude's lines are the best :D

[78moneymaka78]

Time looks like a monkey with that banana !

[ryancxzlah]

Tim must be hungry. :D

[tylerporquez]

the white guy was trying a lil too hard...

[owninglouis]

@tylerporquez u know he is mexican right

[Foxfireflies]

Hungry ass... YES YOU CAN TAKE A DAMN BITE> SOMEONE PLZ GIVE HIM SOME

[sydneydagger]

Hey gurl you know what they say about black dudes. We steal shit. Lmao Rick!

[makizee1]

he mo be a fat fuck with all the shit he be eating

[iRookiExD]

eyo Bitch! m tryanna fuck you down?!

[hebrewsfl]

i remember this

[yoimnice]

Thumbs up if yall seen this back in the days

[FinalKraze]

aye girl you know what they say about black people... WE STEAL SHIT!

[iHasAbucket0246]

best lines ever ill make sure i use them

[Raiga2k9]

I used to bite vagina, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[SuperSWAGGKILLER]

EVERYONE FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @D0PEEBOYFRESH #TEAMFOLLOWBACK

[RjEatsDogs]

wow tim you sold out, liking your own videos. rick's cooler then u

[ralb13]

i remember this video from a long time ago

[ANGELAsayswhaat]

do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

[veek24]

press 1 repeatedly for tim jerkin off while chewing a gum

[Lantiise]

ill give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

[elleleilyvee]

I think Tim's main objective in this video was to eat different foods...haha.

[TheMusixloverr]

haha this really works !

[caballeras2012]

tf duuummmb lol

[plastiko1291]

1:05 lmfao'd..

[TenaciousMo]

Ohh Shit , Im getting mad pussies now because of you , thanks Timothy !

[23williammurphy23]

LMFAO "Aye girl you know what they say about black dudes... they steal shit"

[aundrekerr]

in short tim is just really hungry

[fruitymama14]

CLASSIC!



[imaLOVEglutton]

Tim likes to bite >_< lol

[AndImHim]

bro i remember when he first posted this years ago! lol

[ryanrox9111]

whats up with him biting shit?!

[AshleyNawmsayin]

Oh wait, my mom's home too!

lmao

[kocoydaunha]

my mom home too !!! ftw

[simphu985]

Tim was full after this

[TheRealFamousKid]

den f*ck you den b*tch! haha

-Famous

[sayan3wade]

LMFAO!

[greiver179]

I tried the last one yesterday.......I got laid =)

[nosyaj16]

tim was so hungry!

[smally432]

this video was just an excuse so tim can eat haha

[loopyguylolonce123]

@smally432 trololololololol

[smally432]

@loopyguylolonce123 haha

[Mathshoo]

Heyy Girll. If your vagina was a Blue Waffle, Could I take a bite? ;) Oh wait a minute....

[odom2424]

man you uploaded this to get more views and money.. we want something NEW! come on TIM!

[HammerdinPally]

lol