How the News Should Be

[DancingSpiderman]

haha now I'm in the mood for watching some of those Scopitones sexy music videos!

The Pearl Necklace I gave her dissolved in the shower..

[angelicfruitcake801]

this is the dumbest piece of crap ive ever seen

[ottorocks87]

EXACTLY!!

[dhide14]

i bet she looks good naked....I wanna give her a pearl necklace

[erinhannah24]

Can't hear what she's saying

[angels77100]

<<<Still laughing here.

[angels77100]

Hahahahaha very funny Tunethony. I'm still laughing. Who the fuck care's what a sexy woman is talking about. We just tune in to look at them anyway. Well at least I do.

[ElleMao]

cant hear shit musics too loud

[tunethony]

@ElleMao Very observant. You're obviously an idiot.

[learntoargue]

This might work if you'd chosen a video of an anchor actually doing something sexy, or just wearing something sexy. Just adding the sound track = yawnsville.

[Gibix]

Now if she only unbuttons her shirt slowly we're in business! :D

[1958sharp]

12-year olds should like

[Nnovata]

at last men put attention in things that are not sports

[JohnBasedow69]

Hahaha brilliant

[BreakingGlass77]

She's the only reason I watch the news. Along with Julie Bologna.

[Froebs]

holy shit that's funny

[mickey160455]

sonny i LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yt2vinay]

Thanks, papa!

[vaiserious]

just perfect :D

[huuuDAMN]

if only, huh guys?

[lildudehaha]

the perfect news broadcast...

[IC3MAN12]

I like how we don't have to hear her talk.

[blahlbinoa]

I love Sonni Abatta, she is so hot!

[bobcatmonster]

at first i thought it was going to be strip news but this was a little bit better

[Kenzofeis]

Why don't they do this on Bill O'rly shows?

[skuterixas91]

any1 who whines about getting their 35 secs back can suck hairy dokney ballz, now if u are aware of such things leave youtube...god i hate fags like you

[XxBlueXxDemonXx]

i hate u so much

[Khamila1]

...can I have that 35 seconds of my life back? -.-

[tunethony]

No.

[ElBombastico883]

ASSCUNT

[lancej92]

well said.

[Guldknight]

35 seconds isn't wasted life. 5 seconds is all that's needed to figure out a video isn't good anyway.

[IncorruptibleTruth]

lmao

[RunyonFan]

Okay, I rarely laugh at the crap posted on YouTube. But this?

THIS is funny.

[ferretcat19]

haha genius

[Yantz11]

lol, i love how there are so many tings on here about pittsburgh news

[xbrito666]

fuck, now in spanish, verga

[Muzztein]

me too

[Mark271792]

Yeah.... Arizona doesn't seem that great to me. Phoenix has exploded in population (I believe at #5 overall), which I'm still trying to figure out why.

[Mark271792]

Not in Texas. Florida and Arizona are the most likely destinations for the old people.

[donk1966]

Does anybody know if sonni is still dating kris beach of the pens.

[Yantz11]

didnt they have a kid?

[donk1966]

Not that i know of ...Im pretty sure they split up after Beech got let go ...maybe they got back together after he was traded back ?

[zzRider]

Yea! News should be sexy jazz music with reporters mouthing no sounds... at least on cable news it would work.

[NewsChannel7anchrgrl]

I love Sonni! Her and Keith make a great team on KDKA Morning News and total cut ups on and off the air haha... I remember when she came to my high school (Allderdice) a few years ago to cover the nieghborhood student riots going on at the time along with heavy police presence during dismissle. She was new at KDKA then so I didn't know who she was. I like her hair better long and brunette like it is today.

[Miythman77]

All you guys saying she's hot, I live in Pittsburgh (where that station is)! Haha!........wait, I'm only 12....fuck

[CRAKIZGOOD]

wow if u guyz what the german weatherchannel etc ur gona cum

[FiendlyDevil]

Yeah, she's hot.

[LegendaryU2K]

The news is fine the way it is, that music is stupid

[Psy0psAgent]

For Sure.

[bobbyladd]

I'd buy that for a dollar.

[benniquaid]

so would clarence boddiger lol

[carpenoctem66]

SMASH TV!!!

[I2TFA]

Nice.

[arayodeyjay]

i miss sonni! i lived in pittsburgh my whole life and just recently moved to dallas(texas sucks).

[anonazero]

you suck. you're just so used to sucking that you don't realize texas rocks and since it makes you feel bad for sucking you think texas sucks.

[NinjaSpidey]

sigh... that has to be the lamest response ever (texas sucks).

[anonazero]

awesome, instead of firing back something witty you're just offering your ridiculously unenlightened wishful thinking.

[Mark271792]

No.... your response is the lamest. If Texas sucks so much, how come we have so many people from the North (especially areas like Pittsburgh) moving down here?

[Geno2733]

Guess I'm not the only one who has the hots for Sonni Abatta... then again, i went to school with a cousin of hers and she's pretty hot, too. heh heh.

[Alex43499]

that was a really stupid concept you had.

[epittsburgh]

Judging from the syntax of your sentence, it seems that you are not a native speaker of English. Perhaps you are not yet familiar with the subtleties of American slapstick.

[k7hawk]

"Subtleties of American slapstick?" really? The Naked Gun... The Blues Brothers... The 40-Year-Old Virgin... Superbad... Hot Dog:The Movie... subtle? Stripper music playing behind footage of an attractive woman... subtle?

[SternRules54]

haha...great idea bro! I saw her in person, damn I wanna taste that wwooooooo

[scraw28]

Oh Sonni!!!

[MRGXX64]

YES, THEY ARE GETTING BETTER....LETS GO BUCS !!!!!

[jas22]

hahahaha--- shes hot.  i love the burlesque music.

dont know if Sonni would approve, though.