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  • now when i go to bathroom i sing the LOTA RIDDIM before filling up my lota =)

  • lol lota lota

    

  • looll dat waz sum funny ting blad! wait lemme go 2 da toilet sumone FILL UP DA LOTA!

  • @zain7789

    UR NAME IS ZAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lmaoooooooooo I'm addicted to this ;D

  • jokes u so funny

  • u r soooooooooooooo gay

  • yay

    

  • yay go lota i promote that lota

  • fill up the lota

  • wasteman

  • Humzas lota is a trophy and he eats tea with a lota and humza ur not funny i only laugh at ur tanned tuttee face u even have a chimpmunk version of ur songs cz they look like u

  • @MinxPrime786 shut up brov ur just some fukin tutty blad ur some kutda blad

  • roti is chappati

  • if u were named lota why is ur username zain???

  • @lorddeath789 dude my user names zain im not a boy my bro made the account

  • I went to the toilet, sat down on da toilet, my phone randomly got this song on, the song was so catchy that i automatically got the lota instead of...

  • looooool pick up the luta

  • He is just abeg weeee

  • OMG Someone Played This In Class On the Laptop On Full Volume And Everyone started Laughing ! But All the dumb Ppl Didnt Kno Tht It Was From Diary Of A Badman ! Lol !

  • evry one in my school sings this lol

  • ewwww who'd use a plastic bottle on their ass

  • @IM2699 In english places, lota's don't exist, so you would resort to using bottle, the only difference is the water is most likely to be mineral therefore good for the ass.

  • Press 1 for humzas pro dancing

  • i just not trying 2 be gay or something but you deserve 2 be 7 on you tube but 4 me its1 place

  • I found out, it's actually dexter...

  • Heh, I not a frickin paki(don mean u), a lotameans bodna

  • @silentash10 allow it dont take it so seriously !!

  • fill up the lotta fill up the lotta no tunda paani u khotha

  • its funny coz every in pakistan uses a lotta

  • i got my lota from lidl slashed prices

  • might be the rong spellin srry

  • Not thandaa paani you khota

  • Good thing lota rhymes with lota.

  • LMFAO

  • i go today for £1.50

  • I got a gold Lota for my birthday

  • 720p ftw :D

  • I think i overfilled my lota.. AND IT BROKE!

  • and now i understand why my parents named me lota......

  • @zain7789 seriously? ROFL Well i bet ur a muslim

  • @zain7789 lota no thunda pani you khotta!

  • jokes fill up the lota you kotha

  • Whats the goofy guy with glasses called.?

  • @88Pythagoras

    jaspal

  • @88Pythagoras

    his name is MrKerrah

  • I love this song makes me laugh every time cant get out of my head lol fill up the lota

  • lota. i hate that word jus saying!

  • did any one notice the guy whos @ the left @ 0:07 and doesnt react to the music until 0:09??

  • mad heads

  • lota lota

    

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  • this is soo jokes

  • I got a grey LOTA:)

  • men you are so funny guy

  • what kind of boy's name is LOTA!!!!!

  • lol this is bere funny

  • gay geezer

    

  • HELLO BLUD YOUR BUMS NOT RIGHT

    0:57

    NEIGHBOURS COMPLAINING THAT DOESN`T SMELL NICE

    0:48

  • @Akhtar54321 accually 0:57 is allow it blud your bums not right :P :L

  • funny

  • my bum needs to cough its serious when u take ur socks thumbs up

  • 0:57, ALLOW IT BLUD YOUR BUMS NOT RIGHT!

  • Cant stop singing this sooo jokes!!!

  • my mum told me to buy a new plastic lota.

  • Get a lota from second hand 3 -

  • lllllllllllllllloooooooooooooo­ooollllllllllllllllll

  • Suck dat lota

  • All I want for XMAS IS A LOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ooooh baby!!!

  • @phantomkilla100 lol....

  • Only asians will understand this

  • looooooootaaaaa

  • Loool...your the best Humza

  • NO TUNDA PAANI U KHUTHA!!!!!!!!!

  • tutti poo -shit istinga ?

  • hahahaha

    

  • This should be no.1 in the charts :L<3

  • The toilet sounds like Slick Rick XD

  • the beat to this song is badman!

  • what kind of name is LOTA for a boy/girl. you are a tuttti head

    lol

  • not from the cpintry but know everything about it! :D

  • they put the randomest songs on, LOL

  • No tanda paani you kota

  • hey i am bengali and i understand pakistani VERRY FUNNY!!!!

  • Lets Just Stick With Using Toilet Paper ...

  • Anyone know where to buy a lota?

  • @Heatflamer444 Tesco.

  • @Heatflamer444 Watering pot as well.

  • @Heatflamer444 i ilford

  • paki

    

  • oi i under stand u bastar*

  • oooooooooooo (in the background)

  • blad this is jokes and 39 people don't have a lota

  • looooool im not a paki but i understand lol wash your ass loooooooooool

  • This is an awesome song!!!

  • FILL UP THE LOTA!!!!i bet a gora wont understand this!!!

  • How DOes He Even Get The Music From!

  • i hugged a lota the other day.......never again

  • @KOMKIN10

    u idiot

  • Hmm im not n Asian but i understand LFTZ!

  • speak english retard

  • Got a lota from Tesco today. Half price too.

  • @phantomkilla100 Oh that's great! but which branch of Tesco? Quetta? Sibbi or London? Or maybee Reading west? 

  • @drenahmeti22 Tesco Express!

  • @phantomkilla100 oh thats good :P

  • @phantomkilla100

    LOOLL

  • *PAUSE* gone to do a tuti dont worry gonna use my badboy lota... *5 MINS LATER* akward

  • jvhchmdjcghiudyfghefcdhwnrhvjf­ncwhfwkfhuchlotankjhiwhnfjiuh

  • 100/100

  • Haha ive got the metal lota!!;)

  • clean your bum

  • bring out the lotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • wta r they jumping in?????

  • @shatingan a trampoline

  • @ide941 i know that but when there jumping theres this stuff at the bottom look at 0:59

  • @shatingan they are called leaves

  • ok whats a lota?!

    

  • 0:39 my brothers favourite move

  • @RoBlOxDuDe3000 same here ahahahhahaa 

  • what is lota for any way?

  • love u zebi

  • I have the exact same lota hahaha !!!

  • Allow it blud ur bums Now right! LOOL!!!!

  • lol

  • Allow it blud your bum not right

  • LOTAAAAAA

  • *fill up the lota no cold water you jackass*

  • I use a bottle lota :O

  • Thumbs up for Velvet lota!

  • HUMZA IS FUCKING JOKEZZZZ!!!!

  • i dont have a lota, i have a spray

  • @theomarahmed In the asian countries they have sprays

  • It's all about AnTii SoaCiiAL

  • fill up the lota! 

  • HAHAHA

  • Only asians will undertsnad this. Haha u gorahs out there it will remain a mystery to u, :)

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  • @hashimnasser1 I'm muslim, so im in da joke!

  • @hashimnasser1 Im white and i understand all of what he's on about i speak english french german arabic and urdu

  • @hashimnasser1 i'm not white i have asian freinds and i understand dat

  • @hashimnasser1 the thing is we are south asain

  • @hashimnasser1 haha, shame you can't spell "gora"

  • @hashimnasser1 Aha, im a gora (white boy) yet i understand this :P Mehhh

  • @hashimnasser1 nice comms

  • @hashimnasser1 thats true... hahaha respect bro.....

  • funnyyyy!!!!

  • Errr, how do you use a lota?

  • u stik up your asss so shut the pppppppppppppppp upp

  • this rap has to be the funniest out of all of them.. in my opinion!!!

  • 35 people dont have a lota or bodna

  • The toilet sounds like Slick Rick XD

  • My lota is blue with flower designs

  • gr8!!!

  • I Don't Have A Lota..... Neither Do 35 Other People. (y)

    They have dirty bums.

    Thumbs up!! (y)

  • 35 people have dirty bums.

  • I DONT HAVE A LOTA :'(

  • If i have sun i call him lota :DDDDDDD

  • @CrimsonLemur ----not with cold water you ass (as in donkey)... :)

  • i hate diary of a bad man

  • @JoyousJabba11

    Den y u here?

  • @farapwincesz

    das what im finkin :/

  • @JoyousJabba11 y u here den

  • "if i had a son, i would call him lota", lol wot the fuck? junior lota?

  • Lol at the varities of lotas used,,,,,,theres even a water bottle wtf?

  • subb

  • ATEF, PLEASE NEVER PUT THIS ON IN ENLGISH AGAIN!

  • JOKES

  • It's very hygienic ...

  • FILL UP THE LOTA !

  • what does "not tunda paani you khotha" mean??

  • @CrimsonLemur Not cold water you bull :) its funny in our language!!!

  • @ak4lyf18 i swear its donkey not bull, coz i heard it somewhere else AND there was a picture of a donkey when he said khotha in the vid

  • @Albion105 no its not a doney a khotha means dumbass