zimbabwean pizza

[tendai83]

Definitely NOT THE ZIMBABWE WE ALL KNOW. silly bastard!!!

[micahholand321]

blaz vambo ti nyadzisa ava. munhu dai arowha uyu

[MsRozay92]

what rubbish. that wasn't funny at all.

[AtlantaITGirl]

you're so cute lol

[9beauty1]

DISGRACE !

[mgfhd]

this is how YOU eat.

[mpandotatenda]

pamhata

[xane1990]

pamhata! I dont find anything funny. Kana washaya anything to upload then usatiisira tsvina dzakadaro in an attempt to be funny.

[LordWellington15]

Bring back Rhodesia!

[MrLoganDunleavy]

*Rhodesia*

[Aiskidi]

thats not sadza!

[monnyelo]

Lol, this is good stuff, Zimbos eat pizza like that? You should listen to the sound comin from the throat when the guy swallows, oh boy

[grzes74gd]

that's a joke!!..there no pizza in zimbabwe!!!!..

[tfj431]

@grzes74gd -hey stop being narrow minded there is pizza in zim!!!!

[missyshamrock]

We do not eat pizza like that i agree with @lizchiduku

[jhdoe06]

una testa di cazzo come Robert Gabriel Mugabe 41 sec buttati

[pcyoungtt80]

Mhata yako washaya....

[Dinislav2]

ok wtf is zimbabwean is that a country wtf first time i ever heard of it

[zimchick101]

@Dinislav2 no zimbabwe is the country and the people are called zimbabwean, just like england is a country and you say im 'english' or 'english food'

[TheAmericanDesi]

Just goes to show kneegrows cant do anything right.

[Lettime1]

lier

[Lettime1]

that's not funny at all.Is that how people really eat pizza.why are you up to disgracing other Zimbabweans.

[DefectivePoliceFarce]

The laughing in the background smells of troll

[simon1430]

looooooooooooooooool i like it ^^ "AND THEN YOU EAT " xDDD

[lay492]

who ever doesnt find this video funny doesnt have a sense of humour the guy is showing the world that zimbos also joke about .. ITS A JOKE FOR FUCK SAKE!!! get over yourselves man KMT

[lay492]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the accent kills it!!!!!

[ordainmoyo]

iiiii hamana cant a person joke nhai !!! why  are most ppl here getting touchy about the video...are u scared u gonna b laffed at by other pps lolz ,the moral of thee vid is like hw we eat sadza so simplee and stop getting touchy about a parody video ...aaaah jossfat ka u made me laff so hard ...

[ordainmoyo]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE ACCENT OH GASH.....

[faceitson]

Ini pandanga ndiri ku Zimbabwe handina kumbodya pizza saka video inondinakidza nokuti handizivi kuti vanhu vanodya sei pizza ku Zim. Ndaizvitamburirwawo zvangu ndichigara kumusha---REAL TALK! Tiri vepa Gutu Mpandawana, ukandibvunza zvemabhazi ekumusha kwedu ndokuudza zve pizza ndakazvizivira kuno America

[jmukamba]

Idiot, u do that at your home and not to say Zim!!!!

[Hitsmalia22]

Josephat yu too funny eish hahahhaha wandikuvadza mbabvu dzangu nekuseka wena hahahaha haikona kuina kahutsinyeso sharz hahahahha my God bwahahahhaha even am stil laffin kikikiki l wanna meet yu in person ,l guess yuh too funny!!!!

[stillcovalent]

where in Zimbabwe can i meet Josephat??

[benard759]

we dont eat pizza like that he is embarassing him self wat a bad video

[nunu2634]

omg ur so funnnnie.........ma1000

[madamerals]

This foolish man....I bet he eats a banana like a monkey!!

[numangore]

Imbwa yemunhu....

[MizzFlint2011]

LOL..It is not sadza! 

[mutsiwa1]

krispy go kill urself u sad shit

[cmk1964]

nice original idea for a clip.

[francoisdevilliers2]

do you still have pizza in zimbabwe?

[nzanzabeanz]

@francoisdevilliers2 yes we do and it is still the best in zimbabwe

[erinpilla]

Well, this video is creepy lol filming yourself chewing on a piece of meat is kinda unsettling lol

[rumbiemat]

i like this guy....lol

[taos55]

This is a really disgusting way of eating pizza or whatever. I would not last a nano second next to you with those kind of manners.

[1997diamondz]

lol u eatin it like u eatin sadza

[hallyha]

Voet stak

[3vilSox]

DUDE. I miss Pizza Inn now, the BBQ steak. Oh my god. <3

[ModernRicePicker]

recording ur mouth when your eating with your mouth open and eating with ur hands too man u got no manners.. I can help u :) Please Subscribe thats for you remeber always say please :)

[anything441]

krispy42008 u mother fuck enda go eat ur fucking shit u ass wipe we eat the egzact fucking way u do zi dho dho u shit head go fuck yourself

[bhatsobatman]

mboko yemunhu ..wanzwa

[zimzamstu]

Pamberi ne pizza. Get a life retards, this is why Zim is special, we have a bloody good sense of humour

[valarielove3]

ya pizza kumusha style haha...was that a hawaiian????????????? :)

[tanaziob]

I loved this video so much----ndafunga dande vakoma ndafunga kwedu

[mum1boo]

To all the pple who thinks this guy is degrading us.I say to you all where is your sense of humour.ITS A JOKE.......Get it in your thick heads.I think he is hilarious.Keep it up Josephat.

[ThePilotBuddy]

you should try venezuelan pizza

[nyashamutandwa]

My God is he kiddin me

[bloodraing]

its a joke you fuckin retards

[MultiRalph2009]

shasha usanyepere vanhu iwe.even kana uri kuita majokes please try to joke nezvimwe not to degrade your own country and its people like this.you know zimbabweans are respected all over for their intelligence.please joke about something else i have never seen a zimbabwean who eats pizza like that.

[hillz405]

akomana mu fesi uyu anoti makisa lol zim style lol

[godboy114]

i still wanna eat it.

[ndanatswa]

why are people complaining. it's funny wani knk

[biglezz1]

ignorant

[biglezz1]

ignorant

[Mystrym]

i see this is a clear joke video, but in this time and day this isnt the time to be crackin jokes

[NigelBait345]

Shasha mira ndiku bate zinzeve rako sense of humour yako ino semesa uyezve "You are very lame".Unoda kumbo enda ku mental "because you are a retard".

[shamvara]

zimbo's in the diaspora make me sick...they have become like whites...swearing F this and F that....what happened to the morals that we were brought up on? Maybe its a good idea for gordon brown and obama to kick us out back into zimbabwe....the west is FILTHY!!..going back home is the only way to preserve our morality. to all you zimbo's coming on here swearing at someone who is clearly just joking - shame on you.if you didnt find it funny just say so..no need to swear the guy..so unzimbabwean!

[shamvara]

You know us zimbo's are on average a very intelligent people...but based on the comments it seems since we left to go to the diaspora our intelligence has waned..this is a COMEDY!!. everyone knows us zimbo's dont eat pizza like this, the comedy is in the metaphor as to how we eat sadza nenyama...Ever since we have become resident in europe and america etc our culture of fun and jokes has become eroded by the filth of the west..we see people using profanity and swearing on here like nits nothing!

[conradjonk]

DISGUSTING KAFFIR NIGGER CUNT.

[maddifisher]

mufana i mhata yemunhu, kana zvirizvo zvaanoita kumusha kwake,,,, ndezvekumama izvi

[lauraent]

lol...kunyepa ndezvekumusha kwenyu izvo

[cutenessZhabit]

butt crack we dnt eat pizza like dat... hameno kuti unobvepi iwe josiphat

[jawsize]

hahahahah!!!!! wat about the rest of the pizza?

[andrewmazodze]

wat are u tlking about Zimbabweans dnt eat pizza lke dat u jst a retard n dat wernt funy dog :@

[lizchiduku1]

im zimbabwean but i dont see anything funny... maybe thats how he eats his own pizza and not the rest of zimbabweans.

[angiefun28]

josphat, how can he say you break the bread, look for a bit of meat... since when has pizza become bread,,, help me out coz i cant get the joke

[diourata1]

EXACTLY...i saw my zim friend doing the same thing in botswana.

[zim93boy]

fuck u thats jus straight up ofensive

[bebhigero]

oh my God pple its a joke..... if we cant laugh and joke now, then when else can we? its a joke get over it and stop running each other down....

[streak39]

If you've never been to Zimbabwe you wouldn't understand this...

[patipatspat]

haha its like eating sadza

[caramelskin81]

you not funny

[Jinxterman69]

Why the fuck do you wate my time with pithy, childish, stupid drivel like this? You are a retarded moron.

[t567nj9f]

hey wer did u get that

ur suppose to be starving lol

[toshi292929]

hahaha..lol

[sweet687]

i kno every zim who saw this vid downrated it cos we all kno these are shity lies , mhata yemwana uyu awonererwa u went to far for jokes man maoko anenge mhata ndichakurova

[jackbox1971]

Wait a minute... you guys have FOOD???

[thePROEPICGamer]

thats a unusual way in eating pizza

but wat can i say each country has diffrent way ineating

cool vid

[imdatlyndachick]

lol, its a joke. thats not how people really eat pizza in Zim.

Thats how we eat our staple food so he is just making a joke.

We eat it the same way the rest of the world eats it.

[borninthe90sdecade]

@imdatlyndachick lmaooooo my guy is doing a fufu style of eating for the pizza haha that was jokes!

[GoofyHTS]

they're joking ofcourse...

[madzikud02]

a year letter and this video still makes me laugh lmao josephat we need to hang out

[nm11nm]

y'zerrrd...!!!anytime madzikudo...!!nm11nm=josphat

[nm11nm]

!!!&^%(that was a light bulb switchin on in my head..)im a do a nacho vid next..cheers mate!!!

[imdatlyndachick]

hahaha, Wagona Josphat!

unyatsoseva nemaNachos iwayo!

[MizzFlint2011]

@krispy42008

Are you eating it? Are you a health inspector? He could have had his whole foot in the pizza. Why does it matter.It's his!. U my friend need help! LOLOL

[sawanaki]

@krispy42008 lol u r so stupid man

[desykumbani]

wakakurira kuma prazi hauzive pizza i can see the way u eating sckr

[catatonicable]

savages

[tafadzwa1982]

speak 4 yo self u freak nt zimbabwe,go fuck yoself if u havent got anything 2 do

[videoviewer502]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lolest..you got jokes man.

[Afrodiva100]

Uswel' okokwenza lo! Unopenga here? NXXX!!!! Khonapho u r a Zim, we are degrading ourselves. Jus 4 da record, those lips r disgusting! M jus gonna puke!!

[toffasaffa]

Nobody could possibly put Zimbabweans down... arent they already rock bottom! I hate Robert and anyone who voted for him.

[ndeka005]

okuyinja lokhu shit yomkhoba doti..........

[GeFlous]

the zimbabweans don't give a shit if people make fun of them over a freakin pizza, who would...firstly, i don't even think they know what youtube is cause they are way too poor to even buy a bread..secondly, they have much bigger problems to worry about. Make fun of them all you want, they brought this(country in the state that it is now) upon themselves.

[zim93boy]

u noe wat gtfu u stupid racist

[GeFlous]

haha u know what...dont just call some1 a racist for no reason , u play the racist card way to easily...nothing that i said in my comment refers to me being a racist. so why dont you "gtfu" :)

[zim93boy]

well i have a reson to call u racist cuz of dat lil comment bout zims being poor and shit and not knowing bout youtube and shit u noe wat u and yo lil racist ppls need to screw of

[GeFlous]

you call THAT being racist??...go read up in the dictionary what racism is, cause clearly u have the wrong understanding of it. maybe if u read the comment i replyd on with that message u would understand better why i said what i said.

[earlndlovu]

iam not being rude or any thing but please can u just shut the f**k up please. wat r u trying to do man why are taking the mick out of our country. we are zimbabweans we should not put our coountry donw like this. think abaut wat u do next time. nditsha kurova

[jippyjester]

jeez - theres always one person who gets offended - i know a whole bunch of zimbabweans who found this ridiculously funny - just bcoz somebody takes the piss out of themselves does not mean they are bringing down their fellow countrymen - get a sense of humour pleeeeease...

[dudewtfmanguy]

Fuckface

[machungwi]

dats not hw we eat. his juss embarrasing him self.

[duxberry1958]

we have the same pizzas in england too

[duxberry1958]

you cant beat a bit of meat

[DemonicHands]

Don't pull all Zimbabweans down along with our pathetic attempt at being funny.

[kaguvi777]

Mundebele uyu haazi mushona

[ladynya1]

lol..

[zim93boy]

waz dat gotta do with anything ndebele or shona ure still zimbabwean but dis vid was pathetic

[Brihemianrhapsody]

I dont get it

[HARDCORESKELETORN]

hahaha, good video, i lol'ed

[makazilee]

get a life mate or get a job. how stupid!!! you should be ashmed i don't think u are Zimbabwean????

[inDoKid101]

eww that's fucking nasty i almost threw up just by looking at it

[krispy42008]

thats nasty i aknost threw up

[Grantie87]

wat an ASS !!!

[ngodza22]

fuck u bitch...

[zimgal101]

Pepo in ur country are sufferin & al u cn do is joke abt it. its nt even funny if it ws funi taimboti. im 16 n have mo sense. nonsense !

[Zimbabwewassuper]

It is NOT sadza!

[semt9]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[kmajohan]

Tipies ....hulle kan nie eers snaaks wees nie, al probeer hulle

[chic2awesome]

Josphat i think u need 2 open ure eyes and c that what u r eatin is PIZZA not sadza and murewo. gosh

[jtsadaz]

this is stupid

[ontheairrr88]

i agree..bloody stupid..

[dronkdommie]

wat de fok maak jy marmite-monster

[GiGiAUT1987]

YOUS TROLLING!

[babyfabsxc]

josphat

a bit of bread LMAO

ur such an idiot

[dronkdommie]

think he is related to mugabe

[teeth16]

Most probably is

[babyfabsxc]

tsano munoda rubatsiro

seriously kushaya zvekuita here!!

[GodBotherer1]

That sounded like a South African accent.

[Pamsibo]

I dont usually comment, but dude you are an IDIOT.

[Vybertastic]

eww man you eatin it like sadza eh? geez!!!

[pengting1]

dude that not fuckin funny thats ma home contry ur

[styluspics]

Hapana ane mari yekubvisawo chema... nm11nm AHSAYA.

[gpyoungsta]

Ichi pachi shona ndicho chatonoti chibharanzi

[bomb1s]

u are a f***kin loser

[madzikud02]

"dude if dats how ur mum taught you to eat pizza then its your lack of education" so now your implying ones mother needs to teach their children how to eat pizza? did your mum sit with you and help you eat pizza? for you to make a painfully stupid statement saying his uneducated are you really that retarded?

[madzikud02]

ive prayed and have come to a conclusion that ur a "dickhead" what are you talking about the way we eat, we eat rice with table spoon and eat sadza with our hands everyone laughs at us but i dont give a fuck because its my way of life. But i get pissed off with people like you saying we have a culture zimbabwe is like england soon enuff everyone will speak english if i was to ask you define zimbabwean culture right now you probably can't and yh uri zi dhodhi ra mugabe.

[vooo89]

so funny

[madzikud02]

u sound like u aint been laid for a while HA so u come on utube and hate on people having fun with themselves. why dont u go eat pizza with fork and knife and maybe get some salad too. no ones mocking shit pizza isnt part of our culture so we can do what the fuck we hell want to. if u really cultured and enjoy all the wonderful tings tht our culture has to offer e.g. jumping bhind peoples pick up trucks. doing juju magic you call that civalised?. who are u to define civilization DODI RA MUGABE.

[nm11nm]

lol.. i guess being educated you eat sadza with a fork and knife....duh..i guess u dont bite into a slice of bread you break a piece off and eat...i guess at a braai u eat sausages and burgers in a plate.not pick nyama from the braai stand and eat what do you know....!!!lol lmao!!!

[Pweets]

mhata yako

[Mntanasekhaya]

You are a total asshole, you even sound zimbabwean yet you put your country in shame dickhead. You are obviously uneducated and don't know the consequences of shaming your motherland. When you die you will leave this British country, even if you are buried here you will still be a Zimbabwean, illiterate idiot.

[nm11nm]

lighten up dick head...w.t.f. its youtube..u post wt u like...its under the humour section ...educate yourself ...masende

[madzikud02]

fuck u its just a joke its dickheads like you that act as if you actually have a rep to keep. Zimbabwe is a joke right now so we look bad anyway let the man do what he wants its his youtube account and if you dont find this fucking hilarious then go and fuck urself ur probably a toilet cleaner in england or sum shit if you really care about zimbabweans why you here while people suffer back home "muchinda unobhinya"

[duke4u2nv]

I'm sorry mate but this is not how real Zimbabweans eat Pizza, and if yu're to freakin gwash to know that then don't freakin make the rest of the world think we are as f****d up as you okay, sort it out!!!

[Niggazhou263]

Shaa!! Akomana, hindava uchidaroso mufes iwewe?

[missmarikano]

and where did you learn how to spell? dom sounds pretty dumb to me. you are not one to talk! at least he's funny. you're just plain stupid

[type2mike]

Eat it properly.

[thelonewayfarer]

ari kuita kunge arikudya sadza!

[krazyvibez]

waste man. Beche redhonki, riripa mhino. kana uchisvirwa, u nobuda ma dziwa

[doust]

urimhata

[nm11nm]

theres nothing dumb about how u eat..scottish folk are frying mars bars in fish and chip shops (google it)..if a black person did that u would laugh...soceity???!!!

[alozo19]

josfat i think ur really funny

[mchigubu]

A highly innovative video that invokes critical thinking, taps into modalities that ignites the intellect from both Western epistomologies and Indigenous Ways of Knowing! Couldn't be better!!!

[rudoray26]

you do not eat like that, I know.

[widgit007]

Just out of curiostity how many hundred billion Zimbabwean dollars did that pizza cost? Or are you one of Mugabes mates and you just took it?

[shoba7]

you fucking josphat you posted crap video,by the way there is no pizza in zimbabwe, mugabe ate all the pizzas the one you eating you bought it in leeds bastard, you are a bit funny though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dumie]

Pamhata fucken cunt

[missmissy22556]

that is really gross and not funny

[elldhinio]

just degraded yourself lost all dignity uridofo musoro hawu tore mushe

[soulfood4life]

that was sooooooo stupid...u need a large dose of some self esteem and dignity, and while ur at it please get a life.