Minecraft Gameplay and Commentary

[renji2040]

donald fuck =D

[Time45wazzup]

Hey umm what's the workbench for?

[kurtx771]

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[kurtx771]

hi

[kurtx771]

hi

[VerrKojo]

Circles?! Nmahahhahaahhahaa

[MusketDash]

Minecraft is what you make it.

[TheBajsangor]

That's no duck... :D

[535Uchiha]

lol thats funny ur halarious

[TehAZNguy1]

funny crap

[gil12gamepro1]

MAN WHY PEOPLE LIKE THIS GAME

[MrJin111]

@gil12gamepro1 It's just like that you have different taste than they do.

[randomgamesdotpoop]

@gil12gamepro1 EVERYONE HAS THIER OPINON CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME NOW FUCKER

[gil12gamepro1]

@randomgamesdotpoop lol your life sucks

[darkbladeXII]

@gil12gamepro1 How do you know?

[gil12gamepro1]

@darkbladeXII because i can see your hate

[darkbladeXII]

@gil12gamepro1 makes no sense what so ever

[gil12gamepro1]

@darkbladeXII what nigga XD

[FlowSense544]

@gil12gamepro1 cuz it's awesome...at first i didn't like it, i thought it was stupid, but after a while i tried it and it was awesome!

[gil12gamepro1]

@FlowSense544 your a nice replier

[FlowSense544]

@gil12gamepro1 are you sarcastic?...:D

[FlowSense544]

@gil12gamepro1 Thank you:)

[allday920]

@gil12gamepro1 it's boring as fuck.

[gil12gamepro1]

@allday920 i know bro only white kids joing playing this shit

[cconte222]

omg sooo funny

[DoomDriver]

I lol'ed with the "LETs DO THIS SHIT" at 0:05... xD

[thegodwars73]

your funny as fuck

[buzz9961]

you have wierd voice

[ThePeterkinahan]

Dummest minecraft player ever

[NILSxKRAMER]

You HAVE to buy the game right??

[DestroyingCrack]

@NILSxKRAMER

There is a free version but you can only build.

You cannot create anything and no zombies.

[newbieshelper]

I've uploaded recently the free full version of minecraft. get it here :

youtube.com/watch?v=9w4mczVKaW­M

dont forget to join the server! lets build something BIG

[BlackDarK730]

He is playing like a caveman. Sticks and dirt are cutting edge tecnology

[GhettoNinjaMan]

GET THE FUCK BACK HER DONALD...FUCK.

[TheTrippyHippo]

XD an acheivment for getting a stiffy! btw you are my new role model!

[MinecraftiPoiss]

/watch?v=cvLuA9lZeEg

[MinecraftiPoiss]

Check This Out! :)

First Gameplay :)

/watch?v=cvLuA9lZeEg

[cajuncrawfish1]

What kind of weapon is hear armed with!?? He's....he's fuckin invincible! Lol

[cajuncrawfish1]

"Oh he fell down the cliff?, I hope you broke all four of your fuckin legs, bitch!" Lmao

[spasticsurgeon2009]

"It's like trying to find a pizza in a bag full of ass"

"I thought it was like a mermaid, or a shark with lightbulbs attached to its bitch"

[dgjft12]

He could see herobrine

[kakokapolei123]

11:45 Also trying to get away from Herobrine xD

[2828brandon]

stop cusssin u r tard

[crimses]

@2828brandon he not tard ur tard

[xxSil3ntLovexx]

"the shit has hit the fuck" LOL

[BeDry2Die]

/watch?v=p5k35iLzxw4

[nicparmesan]

I fell in love when you said Jimmy Neutron.

[ethanbc01070]

grab... my .... wiener... yaaaa hahaha lmao

[demonicpilyo]

@GTOTechnology if you dont like it, you dont need to comment in such a rude way like "i cant take it anymore." if you cant take it then why are you even watching it in the first place?

[KarloBiznis]

This is by far the best minecraft gameplay evarrr

[kvnyamaha]

More videos

[abtason89]

" Alright, building the terrain, good shit. It's really haulin' ass." XD!

[Pinemonkeys]

i thought oh a new person playing mincraft and it has commentary wonderful i watch the firet 20 seconds and i leave 'subscriber lost'

[klayman2]

@Pinemonkeys like he gives a crap... if he lost a subscriber so much because you don't like him why even comment?

[Ignore14]

@Pinemonkeys you are a sad little man. Does that make you feel empowered? triumphantly saying to the world that you are unsubscribing to Cr1tikal?

[crimses]

@Pinemonkeys why'd you subscribe to him instantly seeing him on minecraft? dumbass

[ZachYeagy1]

a yeti?

[Jsmitty9475]

its a yeti!!!!!

[snowboardeforlife]

haha im gonna tame this bitch

[htes4563]

I would dig a hole and put dirt overtop of it for shelter

[FamousShot25]

my annoying dad won't let me buy minecraft 0_-

[TheTheidiotbrothers]

@FamousShot25 what a bitch!

[FamousShot25]

@TheTheidiotbrothers Tell me about it.

[BeyBladerAlex]

you are cool

[CT275555]

@BeyBladerAlex agreed

[GTOTechnology]

Uh, all he does is cuss and keep a monotonous voice. I can't stand it anymore :-/

[CJfrost1402]

@GTOTechnology Well then dont watch his EPIC videos -.-

[TheTheidiotbrothers]

@GTOTechnology eat shit u whore!

[Fenrisulv987]

Unfortunately this is a really sad game. Commentary makes this video enjoyable :D:D

[XxRandomxNamexX]

>Beats stone mercilessly with a flower

>"Got it! Think I just got some steel"

>Didn't receive anything

>It was stone anyway

[NokoArts]

@XxRandomxNamexX >4chan

>Youtube

Pick one.

[Thatguywhoexists]

@NokoArts I would choose 4chan, but I didn't know what it was.

For I am 12.

[36brobs]

@NokoArts fule 1&2 newfags

[Torffvit]

@36brobs Youre a couple yeaars too late. Every one knowns about 4chan by now.

[TheFlamingoCheese]

I will contain this duck!

[TheHorrorchicken]

I don't know why, but I found it adorable when he was talking to the cow

[SuperUnkownstranger]

Go to my channel, i'm giving out free minecraft premium accounts!!!

[zzboy27]

@SuperUnkownstranger nah i got my minecraft cracked

[zuperkiller]

make a series of you playing minecraft :D

[Terrorstanius]

@Battlefieldtanker opinion*

and i dont think anyone still gives a "shite" about your opinion either

[Terrorstanius]

@Battlefieldtanker i didnt say my opininon :)

[carlos3603601]

can i get thumbs up for no reason

[Rauser142]

No wonder why most of Minecraft fanbase are kids. This shit game is basicly Lego plus Stranded 2 rip off.

[devinjohn95]

Did you go through puberty twice ?

[minecraft4everism]

I used to play minecraft like you but then i took a yeti to the hardcore mode 0.o

[zzboy27]

@minecraft4everism skyrim arrow to the knee jokes are getting old but you gotta love'em :D

[tjdumby38]

your mine duck!



[Terrorstanius]

@Battlefieldtanker Everyone has their own opinion

though no one gives a shit about yours

[MrAssasin97]

minecraft is anominee for the BAFTA award!hahahah

[addyzbest]

"let me tame this asshole" THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheLoneMercenary]

@MrGuessWhoShooting You sir are an absolute retarded monkey fister if you think graphics define how good a game is.

[sammysammu1]

TRY 2x SPEED!!!!!

[stangGTKKK187]

what the fuck is this

[EKamethystFilms]

TSUNAMI

[derekde2]

XD reminds me when I started playing xD

[AirJordanJetson]

Get your ass back here, Donald Fuck.

[HannahIsLaame]

Anything Cr1tiKaL is unable to beat=fucking invincible.

[Mr100kFists]

Apparently i learned today that it is hard to find a pizza in a bag full of ass.

[james91700]

@legomagic1 minecraft is gay, but critikal is just funny af

[POoolifoster]

I am lmao of all cr1ticals videos xD

[JGroom14]

'thats a legitimate floating shrub' :L

[GhettoNinjaMan]

"it'd be like....trying to find pizza...in a bag of ass."

[robocu4]

You know @penguinz0 a lot of people would love it if you did an entire playthrough of of this game, and other like LA noire and Happy Wheels and such.

[Ignore14]

@robocu4 you can't do a full playthrough of this or happy wheels

[pyromasteralex]

@robocu4 he isnt captin sparkles let him do his own thing

[ben9738]

@legomagic1 you make life sound gay

[legomagic1]

u make minecraft sound gay

[JetCarbon]

@legomagic1 Uh-oh. You made a BIG mistake.

[robocu4]

@legomagic1 You're fucking gay, ya dick. Cr1tical is fucking AWESOME.

[legomagic1]

@robocu4 its not my folt ur gay grow up

[robocu4]

@legomagic1 lol you're a dick mc. slick "classic comeback by azuritereaction" lol

[weardrake]

@legomagic1 ........no.....just.....no

[Justivycation]

Me: *drinking tea*

Cr1t: Alright, let's call it... "Shitting Titties."

Me: *CHOKE*

[calum634]

funny but your crap at this game :)

[Megabitecharters]

no efence but you suck at this game

[RyuichiShoda]

@Megabitecharters This was meant to be a funny video, not a serious gameplay...

[LyricsTwenty4Seven]

I want this guy to commentate for my life

[jzbarethe3amigos]

i wanna see him in the nether XD

[AxMANxTV]

explain to me why this is so fun i like gmod better

[koolgy4]

" what is this sperm tree doing hear" lol

[muro315]

Great gameplay, check out my Minecraft song too: Roy Orbison you mine it

[MiguelVBarros]

You really need to moderate your language

[NewEnglandboy453]

@MiguelVBarros if u dont like it then GTFO

[DerpingOctopus]

A wise man once said, its like trying to find pizza in a bag of ass!

[RexSawr]

I'm late but i just saw a "Your history belong to us" about Bethesda studios on machinima, your video was in it. Nipple Rubbing Goodness.

[Joeggernaut777]

He's more confused than Tobuscus was XD

[Littlemandude11]

7:45 lol eat the wood b1tch!

[Kinkikass]

GRAB MY Wiener! lol @4:50

[JoaoTarzan11]

Nice Game 

[Dooobbz]

get over here donald fuck LOOL

[LyricsTwenty4Seven]

the shit has hit the fuck, laughed so hard nearly had to go to hospital

[MyPooptaco]

@penguinz0

#1 fyckin clyckin fan "/

[Harandbryan]

@MrGuessWhoShooting Kid you are just jealous that you absolutely fucking suck at this game. This game is amazing

[91ryansz]

@Harandbryan what did he say? i cant find his comment but a lot of people are hating on him lol

[TanglyTerror10]

he should do a l;ets play

[Bandit20204hire]

"The shit has hit the fuck" --Cr1tikal

[san407beastman]

Wow your computer is slow

[BoDofficial]

Hey, i just startet making gameplays so yeah it would be cool if you came and checked me out :D!

[J3WP33T4H]

Donald Fuck XD

[LordEizen]

is that his asshole hahahahha

[theCandyshopstudios]

congrats you have achieved a boner

[BeccaEatsJello]

titties

Is a good seed, damn

[metalFanForEver17]

Fucking stupid game :(

[robertjoe1000]

@metalFanForEver17 GRR SUT UP

[RobloxAdminstrator12]

''Come back here u Donald Fuck'' :D

[DaLXchannel]

lol its funny cause he can't play

[lametown3]

This game looks fucking terrible.

[ProfessionalGam3rz]

@lametown3 Its actually a good, game he just plays it stupidly lol

[IDKHOOPWNS]

Grab. My. WEINER!

[davidblaster]

"I just killed you, duck! I doesn't matter I'll kill you twice!' LMAO

[MinecraftOrBlackshot]

Minecraft is not stupid or shit

[wtf123389]

@MinecraftOrBlackshot he's just being funny Mr. Serious....

[slayermanful]

@MrGuessWhoShooting I like this game because well I don't know I just really like it

[Thunderclan1011]

Lol lol lol now you need a house that is soooo amazing!

[Glee0nFox]

@MrGuessWhoShooting hey kid. games aren't just on the graphics, it's on gameplay. tsk tsk i kid like you didn't play real games.... kids today like you play call of duty.. blah blah... your shit.i feel sorry for game like this. because of you

[IwubMaiColettie]

@MrGuessWhoShooting lmao, typical comment of the children of today.

[LostFailure]

@MrGuessWhoShooting Hey kid.. Gtfo you don't know Gameplay. Asshole.

[GingerCab]

@MrGuessWhoShooting

>"this game sucks"

>Likes LoL

>Disregard everything. Ever.

[TheRj678]

@MrGuessWhoShooting I bet you'll say "call of duty is waaay better" next.

[Ignore14]

@MrGuessWhoShooting retard at it's finest

[brettjpw]

@MrGuessWhoShooting First if all, the graphics add to the childish charm of the game.

Second, this game lets you use your creativity to create whatever you want. It's actually very fun if you actually play it and not just screw around.

Third, fuck yourself.

[Mr100kFists]

@MrGuessWhoShooting i play LoL but sometimes i get sick of it, beacuse of people like you, LoL has THE WORST community, full of ungratefull kids and brats. im saying this and im 16, fuck yea

[derekde2]

@MrGuessWhoShooting

League of legends suck, you are a real spoiled kid and you clearly cant see a great game when its in front of you. Hater.