Borat - Horse is like Man

[izgil82]

That's 20 good examples to explain the comparison (I actually counted them).

I'm sure those were the weirdest 4 minutes of her life for that woman.

[hooksNuprcuts]

"do you understand" she should have said no.

[TalonMercenary]

Why did she put up with all of that hahaha

[rutgersmike]

probably the best borat ever,.. my man has me dying over here. lol

[xxellie93]

WHAT A TROLL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[xxellie93]

omg my tummy hurtsssss frm laughing omg

[johnpetermalcolm]

Een Kasakhstan, wee saaaay. "Eeefff horse has sexy time with woooman. Theey haff ugly cheeldren, jussa lak yoo". High fives!

[spyrothedragon590]

Borat: Do u understand?

Woman: Yeah

Me: Fuckin LOL

[yaizshurik]

best monologue in history of universe!

[7beers]

Hello.... My name is Skyler Riley.... I just showed in Grand Prix... Oh! I love all horses and I love the horse I rode this afternoon... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Okay... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Mm Hmm... Mm Hmm... Yeah yeah... Okay... Yeah.

[92Fishman92]

He probably ran out of things to say because he never thought that he would get that far in the interview...and neither did I...

[ItsameAlex]

Haha Borat thinks she's a man since he kissed her.

[Babylonian987]

109 people are stupid is like 109 horses are stupid!

[mirkogrega]

we say in kazahstan that a horse is like man...that a good if a horse is good it is like a man is bad, and if a horse is hungry it is like a man is hungry. if a horse is hungry it is like a man i hungry.. if a horse is happy it is like a man is happy. if a horse is angry it is like a man is angry. if a horse is a walk it is like if a man is walk. if a horse is old it is like a man is old.and we say if a horse is young it is like a man is young like him and we say if a horse is tall....

[ismar102094]

That is the first time he kissed a women ever haha

[soccermaster0192]

i laughed through the whole thing

[explode43]

i love how he runs out of things to say near the end :P

[RZCardMagic]

I think we need a few more examples to really understand the concept.

[bichpliz]

man small

[bobbymozza]

she's nice! so polite

[llamahHhFTW]

THIS IS FUCKING EPIC HAHAHAHHAHA

[xxellie93]

@llamahHhFTW i laughed so hardd i cudnt breathe looool

[MAG514TV]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[Marcus0leary]

you've....been...TROLLED! XD

[CommendatoreAndolini]

@Marcus0leary If a horse gets trolled, is like man, gets trolled.

[Darkknight9955]

philosophy of life right here. xD

[MrDeltaMaster]

i was waiting for him to say "IF HORSE IS RETARDED ITS IS LIKE MAN IS RETARDED"

[gocrosscountry1]

she's holding back laughter at 2:30

[badru1000]

and we say if horse is young is like when a man is young. Also we say if a horse is sleep, goes to sleep like if a man sleep. And if horse wake if like if man wake, And if horse ill, is like if a man ill. If horse have foot is like man have foot. If horse on the grass is like if a man walk on grass. We say, in Kazakhstan is you hit horse it is like if you hit man.

And we say if you kiss horse is like you kiss man.""So we say horse is like man."

"Do you understand" ....

[badru1000]

if a horse is good it is like a man is good, and that if a horse is bad, is like a man is bad. And if a horse is hungry is like a man is hungry, and if a horse is sad is like if a man is sad. And we say if a horse is happy is like when a man is happy. We say if a horse is angry is like if man is angry. We say if a horse walk is like when a man walk, we say if a horse is old is like when a man is old ....

[bananaman17]

she will never get back those 4,09 minutes of her life...

[2010Nodari]

:D :) :| :( D: the girl was like this 

[looseSpark]

I don't understand.

[pabulum28]

To me the best part of the whole clip is just the abrupt cut to the flag at the end (with the closing tune) after so many slogging minutes of "horse/man" likenings (it so appropriately punctuates the utter absurdity of the entire thing:))

[ziggy8757]

maybe she didnt understand the concept quite enough... she needs 4 more minutes to get it clear

[Domzdream]

One of my fave borats is theone where he ask the man about cheese.

Cracks me up every time I watch it.

[dogglet1234]

this is the first girl he kiss

[JosephKrammer]

So, let make this clear, is horse like man, or man is like horse?

[ImRomy]

Hahaha his point is "a horse is like a man" for those who didn't catch that. Haha

[arielbluer]

why is she so rude? her vagiin probably hang like sleeve of wizard!

[seriousbees]

and we say if a horse have foot... it is like if a myen is have foot.

[TommeYa]

@seriousbees AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAH­AH i love that one to

[ErikLakers]

at the end "do u understand?" lmao

[dacingcat1]

lol he is a genius so funny

and i can not belive she is taking this crap

[Legitspeak]

He kissed her on the cheek, because he thought she was a guy.

[mdak91]

one guy was like "I don't think she gets it, she needs more examples" :D:D:D

[R4MIN4T0R]

gah, she shouldve answered to "do you understand?": no actually, could you please repeat that

[ZoSo3K]

He is a genius

[hadabenz]

she is in love with borat !!!!!!

[asdddddddddddization]

if horse do bang bang in a mans anus is like, if man do bang bang in a mans anus

[lionezrsik]

Wife material right there !

[MyCrapRingBells]

i like the part where he says the horse is man

[majenicariptide]

LOL that poor girl. what patience!



[CKDindustry]

105 people still don't understand

[ondrugzmaniak]

=)))))))))))))))))



[FarhadTv]

If you ride a horse, its like if you ride a man

[TheNecromanticCat]

lunatic...surreal...hilarious. Baron Sacha Cohen is the new Peter Sellers... lol

[Djb917]

@TheNecromanticCat Hoose that?!

[TheNecromanticCat]

@Djb917 Peter Sellers was the British comedic actor who invented the character of Inspector Clouseau in the "Pink Panther" film series. He appeared in many popular films, and played three different characters in the Stanley Kubrick satire, "Dr. Strangelove." Sacha Baron Cohen would have been the logical choice to play Clouseau in the recent "Pink Panther" remakes. Instead, they cast....Steve Martin??? (Ugh!)

[TalonMercenary]

HAHAHAHA OMFG

[TRifai1]

It took that idiot 4 minutes 2 explain how a horse is like a man.

[pkidro]

wow , i could'nt even listen to it, i had to skip lol

[tbirdtim]

This reminds me of a song from the early 1960s called This Could Go On Forever.

[xs2shahzeb]

the girlz lyk *wtf lets just say ahan*

[candychickable]

Omg actually shat my pants laughing to this :D

[jeffy12]

this actually makes alot of sense, wisdom

[jjmatashi]

This guy is a LUNATICK!!!

[expialidosious]

hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[PengwonH]

Wow stfu borat

You made me spit up my juice lol

[thearabsword1]

oooooooh

he breaks the law of khazakhstan when he kissed the women

[derrenlegendbrown]

@thearabsword1 lol no it's funny because he's taking the piss...i.e. he thinks she's a man.

[tonymeira]

genious!



[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

I'd laugh

[larsgathe]

pure wisdom

[siddgaa]

Thanks borat it all makes sense now.

[ScrewedUpTexas44]

Hmmmm I understand life now

[keijoful]

LOOOOOOL

[SammyFloydWals]

uhum uhum uhum *punches him in the face*

[TheMarksmenCat]

wow did borat really just greet a woman by kissing her on the cheek which he does for men only??

bet he found her cute lol

[iPuntCats]

i like the part where he compares horses with men

[fargoau]

one of my fav borat moments....Old School Borat FTW!

[bozealien]

LMFAO

[fattoreVproduzioni]

the best troll ever

[spiritas321]

aha

[Nambale]

I didn't understand some parts of this.

[saiku88]

@Nambale U r a dumb

[satyasvarup]

Thumbs up if you're a man and not a horse.

[satyasvarup]

If a horse gives a thumbs up, it's like a man gives a thumbs up. I lika horse, they're nice!

[BeduffKidAli]

104 people are Uzbecistan ass holes!

[twistedschism716]

skyler riley has gotta be like the whitest white girl name ever in the history of white people

[b00mhauer]

Wait, could you just clarify, I'm not sure if I got this straight, when a horse is bad...?

[BWEYRE]

watch?v=vFm-Zyt5nW0

[filipi346]

i cant believe he kept comparing a horse to a man for 4 minutes HAHAHAHAHA

[MrsSupeman]

@filipi346 i cant believe that the girl listened to him during the whole time:DD

[wasentme222]

His similes are Godly.

[OlliMSa]

Ife a man lika Borat ever says he eez lika horse I will shoot myself. What an insult to the poor horses.

[xXGameTechXx]

gty

[mclovinit8]

such a wise man.

[WolfStorms44]

and ifeh horse______Is lek a maen_____

[abramo10]

Borat mind fucked her... hardcore hahahaha

[dudokozle]

HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! Krajot na programata!

[260830107]

if a horse is having sex, it is like a man is having sex

[martsutube]

if you add this to the tags window, it will remove the black border on the video and make it much better to watch

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[kiffbohne]

xDDDDDDDD

[nikkiaah]

LOL shes so patient

[stephaniiesweetiie]

I have learnt so much :D thanks a lot barot

x

[doctaGeorge]

I can't believe i watched this whole thing.

[sonrac1]

it all makes sense now

[CommodoreWog]

LOL '_'



[BenefitionToDrumminn]

basics of trolling

[asdddddddddddization]

is like if a troll tall, if a comment slow is like if troll slow, if comment have foot is like troll has foot, if a comment is on the grass is like if troll walk on the grass, we say in kazakhstan if you hit a comment is like if you hit troll, and we say if you kiss a comment is like if you kiss a troll sow e say comment is like a troll, do you understand?

[asdddddddddddization]

comment is like a troll, if comment is good it is like if troll is good, if comment is bad it is like if troll is bad, if a comment is hungry is like if a troll is hungry, if comment is sad it is like if a troll is sad, if a comment is happy it is like if a man is happy, if a horse is angry is like if troll is angry, if a comment walks is like if a troll walk, we say if a horse is old is like if a troll is old, and we say if a comment is young is like if a troll is young, if a comment tall,

[thetuberperson]

Look at he guy in the center of the background... HE HAS SEE THRU CLOTHES

[m3rkinmuffley]

I like the part where he compared a horse to a man.

[laparios88]

So what Borat tries to say is that when she rides a horse, she rides a man... haha

[paradox95]

This girl is a saint.

[Mikuruification]

@paradox95

Que onda negro

[KamiLYep]

poor ppl who cant speak back sometimes. this is pure comedy. borat makes fun of the civilization

[mikel461]

IM WATCHING THIS AND RAN OUT OF PATIENTS THUMPS UP IF U AGREE

[nachobih]

this niggas bosnian

[ratchet1106]

I can't believe she put up with that for 4 minutes.

[cw71017]

@ratchet1106 lol, I can't believe he put up with himself when he made the movie...

[qen790213]

dirty but funny

[FuadHatem]

We say in Kazakhstan...

[robertroyfellows]

Gotta bless this lady for having tons and tons of patience and manners!! Great Borat scene!!

[yuriythebest]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND????

[AppleThePop]

Wait a minute since when borat kiss a girls cheek?

[trafficjam10]

@AppleThePop I was thinking the same thing lol 

[Blomsternisse]

When Man is angry it's like Horse is angry. I'd say that's true but I'm not so sure about the others.

[MuonRay]

If a horse is dislike a video, is a like a man dislike a video.

[anand604]

just watch the lady...too good.

[AIMANALI]

wonder what she is thinking ?

[BrundukasLT]

wooot 1000th comment!! <------------ sub me

[ChiefOren]

The girl has a ton of patience.

[Gauhar16]

ewek!!

[pedroabreu77]

99 people still don't understand that a horse is like man :P

[killthespyder]

lol I agree it is genius hahahaha... how he can act so genuine, sincere, and innocent about conveying his absolutely pointless proverb, and keeps going as long as he can just to see how far he can take it... hahahahahaha... can never stop loving this

[undertyped1]

GENIUS!!!

[ncfirefighter910]

I seriously couldn't stop laughing about a minute into this, i don't see how he does this without laughing lol

[Boobalopbop]

@ncfirefighter910 I can see at moments he is trying not to, lol

[lizzyjeannine1]

classic borat, i ♥ it

[emoangst]

How the hell does he keep a straight face through it all?!

[iownatcs]

borat trolls people right into there face

[dearsins]

This is what borats creation is all about by testing people and seeing how they react. All the people who sued sacha baren cohen are just annoyed that they looked like arseholes on tv but this woman just stood there patiently and was polite with him

[emilandersson91]

hahahaha

[Helgiflex]

I wonder what was going through her head after 30 seconds of that great rant

[Psyfrox]

man, he is such a good actor.

[jaytoso]

0:10 -> a unicorn passes in front of camera

[SexyRaww]

he reminds me of freddie mercury. Don't know why lol

[MrCalmlikeaBomb]

@SexyRaww i think he's gonna play fred in an upcoming movie.

[SexyRaww]

@MrCalmlikeaBomb Are we talking about the same person? Freddie Mercury from Queen versus Fred screaming kid from youtube?

[DannyV1991]

@MrCalmlikeaBomb damn i can't believe how endless stupidity can get in the world

[SexyRaww]

lol I thought this was the funniest part of the movie

[TheAlphafly]

I think he hypnotized her.

Actually I can believe that she stood there for 4 minutes, I did the same watching this video!

[Zbugaj]

cannot believe she stood there for 4 minutes......

[Sceptic2029]

i was beeing sceptic, but when he talked about beeing young, i really saw the meaning behind it all

[143VolimTe]

"uh huh"

[MrXarif]

i CAN SEE IN HER FACE SHE IS PIST OF HAHAH

[dotenark]

She's trying so hard not to laugh...

[d1versify]

@dotenark i'd say she's more likely trying to do laugh.

[amrjosef]

how stupid are the american, that dump lady still stay there and listen

[federicosommersommer]

@amrjosef Just so you know. she's British. Also i don't really think she's dumb. I would say she's very polite and patient. You can tell how hard she is holding her laughter.

[amrjosef]

hahahaha sick



[itsthatgirl100]

Only a horse person would understand how truly funny this is. Skylar is hilarious. She plays the straight guy (without even knowing it) and Borat plays the funny guy. I love it. I laugh every time I see this.

[kon3piu]

jajajajajjajajajajjaja i think if you are watching this... is like a horse watching this XD

[0680496]

LOLL...i love how shes just standing there all this time

[websoull]

"do you understand?"

hahahaha

[missperfect121995]

lmfao!!!

[chinesechicken89]

I'm not sure I understand.

[blacksheep0001]

shes a real life nice but dim

[Shudder51]

@barguna Kissing on both cheeks is a sign of respect.