This is messed up thts my how the bible put it America deserves to be destroyed cuz were messed up I love America by we have gtten bad off this is horrible God doesn't want to hurt any1 if u want the real story read the bible!!!!
@wowbw13 Umm, how about YOU read the Bible, as it seems the free thinkers here have read more passages than you have. No, seriously. Read it. You think this isn't the "real story" (granted, there are a few jokes thrown in, but there are plenty of jokes in your Holy Word too)
@ebolaworld Your nothing but a dumbass atheist. Just because you don't believe something you have to make it into a fucking joke? i don't believe in what buddhists and muslims believe, but do you see me bagging on them? You atheists claim to be so smart, you claim you hate religion so much, yet you can't stop looking it up all fucking day. You say were such idiots, why don't YOU go do something heloful for this world instead of sitting up making dumbass vidoes.
@skylerrb We are! We are making this world a better place by spreading the word of critical thinking. The killing of Jobs wife, is one of the most brutal and unnecessary things, God did in the entire bible, it needs to be known!
Oh my, I never realised how silly the bible really is. It's no wonder they never dramatise this shit on TV or anything. They're just picking the really sane and good things about the book while ignoring the rest.
@flensdude Sane? Good? The buybull is written by ignorant fools who wanted to control the masses, have power and make money. Geez, just like the banks!
@1949rickray Yeah, but there are good parts to attract the kind of people who aren't so fussed about being damned to hell and that kind of sht. They just like the book for its "moral values", although they totally ignore the immoral values the book teaches.
I wonder where those three are going? :) I guess they find a cave somewhere and get real cozy and stuff but first they have to get the old man drunk. Good old literally true holy books. SIGH!
@princesstracy34 And you are 37? You cannot tell us what God is because you don't have any definite answer of what god is other than from a messed up book. And if God is talking to you, telling you these things you have no way to prove that with solid evidence to the masses, so you might have as well not have even posted that comment, because nobody cares about you speculating that god is speaking to you.
@princesstracy34 If you think humans are completely true, go research some of what goes on on wallstreet? You think that they are working for Satan? No, they are just people that have been poorly educated in some areas, a big one being: Morals. We did not need religion to make morals, we can discover this by pinching another person, annoying them, etc, and seeing their reactions and debating on it. See, no god involved.
To think i used to believe in this stuff. All it takes is a little logical thinking and some studying to work out that someone is feeding us BS . Im not saying there is no god, how can I know that. what I am saying is the bible is not the truth. Check out how the bible was put together, who chose the 66 books in which it was compiled. lies lies lies and not even well thought out lies either.
"If you quit allowing people to lie to you about what the Bible says and what it really means (by reading all of it for yourself IN context)...You will undoubtedly be able to see and understand that God loves YOU, wants the BEST for you AND will give it to you IF you allow Him to."-from a single mothers page advocating children be read the bible from front to back-i posted this with tears rolling down my face!
They forgot the full ending, when they go to a cave and they think they're the last people on earth soo his daughter get him drunk and fuck him...(I'm not kidding, it actually says this shit)
No. It says they took all they chose and went into them. Angels have no reproductive organs they are neither male nor female. They are Angels. You can not think of them in terms of human beings. It says the went into them. So if the Annunaki which have been said to be up to 9 strand DNA beings that are multi dimensional I imagine They could manipulate all sorts of created beings. I believe the Fallen ones were the bad Annunaki.
It has been said that only 2 men have ever "Walked with God". Noah and Enoch who was taken up into the heavens. How do you know if very few Christians take the book of Enoch to be "anything but fantasy"? Perhaps they have not read it and pass judgement without full knowledge.
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I think you are mistaken regarding the fallen Angels having sex with the Nephilim. The sons of God saw the daughters of men and found them beautiful they came down and took all whom they chose and went into them, thus corrupting Gods creation. God is not evil he is just and punnishes the wicked -not to say he is not merciful and forgiving. You can argue all you like. In the end it is your soul and the decision is yours junior. I will pray for you.
@dand1403605 Um. In the original text it clearly says the angels had sex with the humans. Which means, A) Angels get horny B) Angels have penises (and sperm) C) The woman angels in heaven are fugly. I will hope for your brain.
@ebolaworld Does it say angels? or just sons of god? doesnt it say that men are the sons of god? couldnt it just mean that men had sex with there own daughters? hahahaha I dont know just a quick thought i guess. Bravo
@redeemer61190 I know. I think you are confusing me with these other fools who have no respect for the Lord. Read the comments and you will see. I never said God was evil. That is probably one of the most ignorant statements I have ever heard. If it says "@dand1403" at the beginning -they are responding to me. That is not my statement. Understand?
@dand1403605 Dand, I think you're the one that's confused. It looks to me that redeemer61190 is only quoting your assertion that "God is not evil" and then responding by showing that God IS evil, as shown by the verse in Isaiah 45:7. God admits that he creates evil. If God really loved you, he'd stop doing that.
@politicoochie09 Oh. So then if you create something that defines what you are? Is this what you are saying ? So the big shit you created this morning and flushed down the toilet is actually what you are. Right. I'm glad you two can relate to your nonsence.
@dand1403605 What you create is a reflection of what you are, yes. The big shit you took this morning is only a reflection of one aspect of you. And if you didn't wipe well (I'm betting you didn't) then some of that shit that was in you is still a part of you. LOL! Would you like to redact Isaiah 45:7? Seriously, you do bad things, but if you're intelligent and able, you stop doing them. Your god can't seem to stop doing bad things or making creative mistakes. You can't call him omnipotent.
@politicoochie09 Perhaps God created evil to see what we will choose. The things of the flesh or him. Perhaps to see who is worthy and who is not. He is not going to force anyone to trust in him. Free will. We are saved by the grace of God not by our good works. He knows we are destined to fail. No one shall be worthy to open the seal. I feel you have been seeking the wrong council. To suggest the Holy spirit evil is a very serious accusation against the trinity. I am trying to help you. C R I
@dand1403605 I really doubt an omniscient god needs to experiment with us to "see who's worthy and who's not." He should already know that. Since he knows we will fail, anyway, why do the experiment to begin with? You haven't thought any of this through. Yes, the holy spirit is evil, as an accessory to the crime of condemning humans to an infinite torture for this finite victimless thought: "I don't believe."
@politicoochie09 I do agree with you. I believe that the person who wrote the Bible thought what his imagination or thoughts were true (mushroom effect) and written it on paper. Others liked it so they followed what he thinks. Thus started religion, believeing the words of some person either insane or creative in many ways. Probably wanted to rule over others so made it up.
@dand1403605 One reason why I don't believe in god. He/she knew that we would already fail. Then why the hell were we created for, for god to know everything he/she wouldn't have to experiment then. Your agruement is flawed in many ways, the bible is just a book on what some one thinks really happens. It's all human prediction and what he finds that is true. nothing more, nothing less then our imagination leading us. Let it be a Eden in your head that you think of, fact is in mister Dand1403605
@dand1403605 No confusion at all, sir. You said God Is not evil, and I responded with a bible verse that clearly says God creates both good and evil.
@dand1403605 Of course parables are always meant for "the faithful", never for the regular guy on the street. God likes keeping his "powers" secret, which means they aren't really powers, or he's just a dick. A REAL god would have told the entire world what he meant and why he meant it. Jesus was just a mediocre magician at best and sacrificed NOTHING by dying and coming back to life (knowing full well he would.) He was a fraud and a hoaxer, and his followers support that hoax.
@politicoochie09 I am quite sure you have not read the bible cover to cover as you claim. I believe you to be a dillusional egotistical lost soul. Lies are very unbecoming son. If you have done what you claim you would not be the seemingly ranting fool. Perhaps if you read the bible cover to cover you should read it again and try to pay attention this time. Seek and you shall find. He's not going to give the gift of eternal life to the unjust and unworthy. READ THE BOOK OF ENOCH.
@dand1403605 Are you Ethiopian? Very few Christians take the Book of Enoch to be anything but fantasy. It's all about fallen angels having sex with the Nephilim and spreading "evil" in the world. Sounds like a really bad Hollywood Sci-Fi movie. Seriously, stop talking about "eternal life". An eternity with a mad, blood-thirsty god is not worth it. You have no idea just how evil the god you worship really is. No idea at all.
@dand1403605 Yes, yes, you "loving" Christians are constantly trying to threaten people with death and torture. If anything, your God Yahweh and his idiot son Jesus are the REAL demonic spirits on earth!
@politicoochie09 I wonder: Why Jesus? I mean he was nothing but a jewish carpeneer with some crazy ideas. Who could have known that people would worship every action he ever did and misinterpret them in order to legitimate inhumane crimes and forbid any kind of scientifical progression and forbidding also the spiritual and intellectual freedom for centuries long?
@dand1403605 Actually scientists about bible stuff -and those are not necessarily all huge jerks towards everything Jesus did- Jesus miracles weren´t that amazing as people described it afterwards. For example the healing of the blind was most likely just the result of being there at the right time before his temporarily blindness disappeared or that it even was just meant metaphorically.
@politicoochie09 It is no threat it will be your reality. You should read the bible. It's your soul. You might want to take it seriously. If your not into the bible you might find the book of Enoch more for your pallet. -It speaks much of the " watchers" or fallen ones. The Angels who with Satan that have turned your brain to swiss cheese.
@dand1403605 I have read the Bible. Obviously you have not. You do like regurgitating what your preacher tells you, however. IF you do decide to read the Bible, cover to cover like I did, you will find a psychotic, narcissistic, murderous, angry, primitive God with a son that says some really stupid things. You, sir, are a lost soul. Your are wandering about with the "demons" called Yahweh and Jesus in your head and calling it "good." Only an evil creature would even consider creating a Hell.
@politicoochie09 When you said "his idiot son that said some really stupid things" I would like to hear ONE example of a stupid thing that he said? Seeing as you have read the bible cover to cover I am sure you can find a couple. Maybe you feel what he said was stupid because you don't have the mental capacity to understand it.
@dand1403605 Jesus tells his disciples (and bear in mind, he's not saying this metaphorically) that you should pluck out your eye if it will keep you from lusting after a woman. As if a newly blind man can't lust in his mind! He advocated castration for the same "crime." Obviously, he thought the body controlled the mind and that's just stupid. And it's also stupid to try to control people's thoughts. Jesus said extreme things because he was an extremist. Many of his "ideas" are ridiculous.
@politicoochie09 Actually my son. It says that if it (YOUR EYE) CAUSES you to sin it is better for it to be cast down alone and not your whole body. Understand?
@dand1403605 Your eye cannot cause you to sin or do anything at all except see. It's your MIND that causes you to "sin." What part of the anatomical fact that your mind controls your body do you not understand? Jesus taught you wrong. It's obvious that he (and most primitive peoples) thought incorrectly that the body controlled the mind. We know better now. Jesus was wrong, but he wouldn't be expected to know much because he was a product of his day and time (and NOT God, obviously). Understand?
@politicoochie09 Temptation from what you see hence the hundreds of millions of muslim women who are forced to cover themselves so they do not tempt men to sin. What you see can cause you to sin. Of course the mind controls the body -no one is going to argue this I'm sure. What you are saying that what you see has nothing to do with sin. When David saw Bathsheeba bathing is probably the best example I can offer to you.
@dand1403605 No, what you see does not cause you to sin. It's your MIND. What part of this do you not understand? I used to be addicted to candy bars. I knew it was bad for me, so I decided, with my MIND, not eat those anymore, and eventually I stopped eating them. Now, I can SEE a candy bar, even dozens of them and I have no temptation to eat them. Why? Because my brain controls my mind. Not the other way around. Jesus, as primitive preacher, thought like you do, and he was wrong.
@politicoochie09 No one is arguing that. Have you ever heard the expression "Out of sight -out of mind." I am pleased you conquered your candy bar fetish.
@dand1403605 So, you agree that Jesus got it wrong. Now you get it. Most of "out of sight, out of mind" things are under your control. You can look away, leave an area. Think of something else. Etc. There is no need to pluck out your eyes and make yourself blind in order to keep things "out of sight." That's idiotic. I'm quite certain men that are blinded can still fantasize in their mind about women and feel lust.
@politicoochie09 No. I agree with Jesus when he said -if your EYE CAUSES you to sin - He clearly states if the eye is the cause. We went over this. He is simply saying saying that whatever is causing you to sin you should get rid of. If this is your best arguement for "Jesus said a bunch of stupid stuff." then I believe you to be of a rather limited intellect and are merely incapable of comprehending the teachings of Christ. Good luck.
@dand1403605 Again, basic anatomy: Eyes SEE. Eyes do not cause you to sin. They have ONE function and one function only. If you wanted to stop lusting, you'd have to remove that part of your brain that controls your lust. If you wanted to stop "sinning" (a fancy word for "cuz god says so"), then you'd have to remove your entire brain. If Jesus is saying you must "get rid of whatever that is causing you to sin", then that's the answer: remove your brain. (I see you've already done that.)
@Frizzurd That´s also not fully true. Actually any kind of sex not done in order to procreate is considered as sodomy so even safer sex proceeded in missionary position.
@Sheqardi, WWOLF is right, it is YOUR god and if you find it distasteful, why do you watch it? So you can come in here and preach to us "sinners"? FAIL!
I don't understand why people are upset about the video, but not upset @the people who wrote the bible. They are the one's who created God in their own image...that was mockery at it WORST. I think people are more upset because they actually believed this nonsense. Great Video!
If I had watched these in church, I might have actually paid a bit more attention. During church, I was always too busy reading things because the Bible was a very boring book.
@Anthrax80m8 hahaha honestly i think a lot of the biblical stories were meant metaphorically, or were made up kind of the way moms tell their son's not to touch down their or they will go blind. They were meant to convey a greater meaning. In this case i'd say its something along the lines of turn your back on evil ways and dont look back. - but in regards to the pillar of salt i read somewhere that there are giant salt deposits in the area that S and G were supposedly located.
He obviously doesn't believe in god, unless you couldn't figure that out for yourself. If someone really believed there was an intergalactic super bully who could rain down death and destruction at will, do you really think they'd spit in its face? You can't rebel against something you don't believe in.
This video was likely directed against ORGANIZED RELIGION. You know, the corrosive force acting against science and understanding?
@deadcell1 Don't worry about the presentation style - the content is entirely accurate. Have a read what your Bible actually says and you'll probably end up in opposition to it too!
Dad dang it to heck! You all forgot the best part of this story.....you know when
Lots two daughters got him drunk a bit later and they all fornicated amounst one another and he got his own daughters pregnant.
The moral of that story is....AND THOSE WERE THE ONES GOD THOUGHt WERE THE ONLY SINLESS PEOPLE IN THE CITY WORTH SAVING FROM HIS WRATH IN THIS TOTAL BS STORY?? HOLY SHIT
How could i prove the lord, with the stillness of criminals, in my fathers house, my father gave the beast his thrown, and said make a sacrifice, and the beast extrected himself from god, by means of the wilderness. on the lords day the beast will be excommuicated by the same means, through the heavnly half the top.
Where in the bible does it tell us what angels were like?
So some of the inhabitants were doing "sick things like having sex with animals" so God murdered a whole town and then murdered Lot's wife and caused Lot to get drunk and have sex with his daughters?
Wouldn't your God, being omniscient, would have known the future consequences of his actions?
Yeah. I'm an atheist. and these are hilarious. Yes I've read the bible, No I didn't agree with it. but this is funny. For those of you who take offense, find it to be funny and have a sense of humor.
@TheScatteredbones ... Firstly , Angels are not of human orientation. If you are using the bibile as a reference, there is NO REFERENCE in there that says that.
OK, my wife is now a pile of salt...
ROFL
TechnoDevotee 2 hours ago in playlist Season 1
their sins are general grievous?!
viking977 12 hours ago
Lot sounds like George Bush Jr.
rhydean693 20 hours ago
"SIGH"
MockingVenus 5 days ago
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flensdude 1 week ago
i actauly learn something i took out all the bull crap like disrespeting God and stuff
rayray7540 1 week ago
This whole series is retarded. Whoever makes this should be kicked in the nuts by a champion MMA fighter.
77hiphopaintdead77 1 week ago
Love how george bush was lot hahaha
MisterRedstone 1 week ago
This is messed up thts my how the bible put it America deserves to be destroyed cuz were messed up I love America by we have gtten bad off this is horrible God doesn't want to hurt any1 if u want the real story read the bible!!!!
wowbw13 1 week ago
@wowbw13 Umm, how about YOU read the Bible, as it seems the free thinkers here have read more passages than you have. No, seriously. Read it. You think this isn't the "real story" (granted, there are a few jokes thrown in, but there are plenty of jokes in your Holy Word too)
OrionsChild 6 days ago
At 3:59 LOL!!!
MrPaulryan76 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
satan having fun, BUT ONLY WITH LIMITED TIME
miksulder 2 weeks ago
@miksulder I'll take that as a compliment. And spoiler alert - we all have a limited time. Enjoy it while you can!! :)
ebolaworld 2 weeks ago 10
@ebolaworld Your nothing but a dumbass atheist. Just because you don't believe something you have to make it into a fucking joke? i don't believe in what buddhists and muslims believe, but do you see me bagging on them? You atheists claim to be so smart, you claim you hate religion so much, yet you can't stop looking it up all fucking day. You say were such idiots, why don't YOU go do something heloful for this world instead of sitting up making dumbass vidoes.
skylerrb 1 week ago
@skylerrb THANK YOU!!!!!!
77hiphopaintdead77 1 week ago
@skylerrb We are! We are making this world a better place by spreading the word of critical thinking. The killing of Jobs wife, is one of the most brutal and unnecessary things, God did in the entire bible, it needs to be known!
Roleren 6 days ago
@skylerrb u mad bro?
OrionsChild 6 days ago
@skylerrb name one good thing that has come from religion
MockingVenus 5 days ago
@MockingVenus
ebolaworld
DMeNTeD4U 4 days ago
@DMeNTeD4U ...true, I can't deny it
MockingVenus 4 days ago
@MockingVenus funny youtube videos!! lol
rhydean693 20 hours ago
@skylerrb Somebody got their feelings hurt.
chris7394123 2 days ago
Oh my, I never realised how silly the bible really is. It's no wonder they never dramatise this shit on TV or anything. They're just picking the really sane and good things about the book while ignoring the rest.
flensdude 2 weeks ago
@flensdude Sane? Good? The buybull is written by ignorant fools who wanted to control the masses, have power and make money. Geez, just like the banks!
1949rickray 1 week ago in playlist Messed-Up Bible Stories
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@1949rickray Yeah, but there are good parts to attract the kind of people who aren't so fussed about being damned to hell and that kind of sht. They just like the book for its "moral values", although they totally ignore the immoral values the book teaches.
flensdude 1 week ago
LOL!!!!!
williambrown007 3 weeks ago
@princesstracy34 Than... Why does the two cities in the book sound like "Sodomy" and "Gonorrhea"?
Poodleinacan 3 weeks ago
The cities of Sodomy and Gonorrhea
Poodleinacan 3 weeks ago
I wonder where those three are going? :) I guess they find a cave somewhere and get real cozy and stuff but first they have to get the old man drunk. Good old literally true holy books. SIGH!
saxmanchiro 4 weeks ago
@everyonewhorepliedtomypreviouscommenti dont really believ in god anymore. lol i studied Christianity about 4 months ago and it make much sense
jakeboarder678 4 weeks ago
number 1 fans, Muslims
number 2 fans, Jews
number 3 fans, H*********ls
ymsphaa 1 month ago
well i know god is not doing this!,let's thank our churches!. for misleading they people it in the bible!.
the way the minds works,its about the rich not the poor!
sex,money,power!.
just keep in mind!,god is love!,why they disrespect god so much!
man on man man on boy this is how much they love god!
daughters sleeping with they father! are you serious! stop
this people are sick and they brain washing you! please think for yourself! god is one true god!
and he come in manying names!
princesstracy34 1 month ago
@princesstracy34 And you are 37? You cannot tell us what God is because you don't have any definite answer of what god is other than from a messed up book. And if God is talking to you, telling you these things you have no way to prove that with solid evidence to the masses, so you might have as well not have even posted that comment, because nobody cares about you speculating that god is speaking to you.
luc59457 3 weeks ago
@princesstracy34 If there is even a god, he is no more true than the creation he created, that's a part of him, aka "created in his own image"
luc59457 3 weeks ago
@princesstracy34 If you think humans are completely true, go research some of what goes on on wallstreet? You think that they are working for Satan? No, they are just people that have been poorly educated in some areas, a big one being: Morals. We did not need religion to make morals, we can discover this by pinching another person, annoying them, etc, and seeing their reactions and debating on it. See, no god involved.
luc59457 3 weeks ago
To think i used to believe in this stuff. All it takes is a little logical thinking and some studying to work out that someone is feeding us BS . Im not saying there is no god, how can I know that. what I am saying is the bible is not the truth. Check out how the bible was put together, who chose the 66 books in which it was compiled. lies lies lies and not even well thought out lies either.
01010010Binary 1 month ago
"If you quit allowing people to lie to you about what the Bible says and what it really means (by reading all of it for yourself IN context)...You will undoubtedly be able to see and understand that God loves YOU, wants the BEST for you AND will give it to you IF you allow Him to."-from a single mothers page advocating children be read the bible from front to back-i posted this with tears rolling down my face!
roobyduuby 1 month ago
They forgot the full ending, when they go to a cave and they think they're the last people on earth soo his daughter get him drunk and fuck him...(I'm not kidding, it actually says this shit)
revelation1234 1 month ago 18
@revelation1234 Ahem. See the next episode.
ebolaworld 1 month ago 14
@revelation1234 I know, blew me away when I read that vile garbage.
RuGr8tful2 1 month ago
@revelation1234 yup, messed up bible stories. And to think parents teach their kids this stuff these days lmao, and in schools?
luc59457 3 weeks ago
At least you have a lotta salt now... xxD Mega lol xxD
Flavouring my soup with my "used-to-be wife"... xxD xxD
stuchly1 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
You left out the part where the two daughters fuck their dad to preserve his seed.
Genesis 19: 30-36
myqueensindel 2 months ago 8
@myqueensindel I thought it was at the end of this one, but apparently it is a separate video.
/watch?v=DCSQg1jteAo
l337pwnage 1 month ago
@myqueensindel Ahem. See the next eisode.
ebolaworld 1 month ago 14
At least you have a lot of salt now! =)
Technoguy3 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Ebolaworld as in the virus Ebola?
Evildragonfirez 2 months ago
Another problem with this story is: How did Lot and his son in laws live in that city without being sodomized?
anythingnew 2 months ago
He had a shitty wife and now he has a HUGE pile of salt. Salt is awesome and wives are boring. Stop complaining. God is good.
bosshog7169 2 months ago
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@bosshog7169 is that your argument for why you are a christian?
thcarmine 2 months ago
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@bosshog7169 is that your argument for why you are a christian?
thcarmine 2 months ago
@bosshog7169 but you cant fuck salt
madeofcaramel77 2 weeks ago
God doesn't create shit lol.
Bxdarealest 2 months ago
Lot sounds like George Bush from your old show!
dk2853 2 months ago
SIGH
Mitchie52736 2 months ago in playlist Messed-Up Bible Stories
Fûcken Christ who gives a damn its supposed to be funny not all religious
CHANOOKABRAVES89 2 months ago
This is hilarious! please more!!!
radelgratereaux 2 months ago
Original text? Chaldean, Aramic, Latin, Hebrew then English.You must speak Chaldean. There is no indication that the fallen ones had penises.
dand1403605 2 months ago
@dand1403605 Yes, i speak perfect Chaldean. Angel penis!
ebolaworld 2 months ago 12
@dand1403605 *Aramaic.
VirtualTechno 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
No. It says they took all they chose and went into them. Angels have no reproductive organs they are neither male nor female. They are Angels. You can not think of them in terms of human beings. It says the went into them. So if the Annunaki which have been said to be up to 9 strand DNA beings that are multi dimensional I imagine They could manipulate all sorts of created beings. I believe the Fallen ones were the bad Annunaki.
dand1403605 2 months ago
It has been said that only 2 men have ever "Walked with God". Noah and Enoch who was taken up into the heavens. How do you know if very few Christians take the book of Enoch to be "anything but fantasy"? Perhaps they have not read it and pass judgement without full knowledge.
dand1403605 2 months ago
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I think you are mistaken regarding the fallen Angels having sex with the Nephilim. The sons of God saw the daughters of men and found them beautiful they came down and took all whom they chose and went into them, thus corrupting Gods creation. God is not evil he is just and punnishes the wicked -not to say he is not merciful and forgiving. You can argue all you like. In the end it is your soul and the decision is yours junior. I will pray for you.
dand1403605 2 months ago
@dand1403605 Um. In the original text it clearly says the angels had sex with the humans. Which means, A) Angels get horny B) Angels have penises (and sperm) C) The woman angels in heaven are fugly. I will hope for your brain.
ebolaworld 2 months ago 24
@ebolaworld Does it say angels? or just sons of god? doesnt it say that men are the sons of god? couldnt it just mean that men had sex with there own daughters? hahahaha I dont know just a quick thought i guess. Bravo
TheRunningComedian 2 months ago in playlist More videos from ebolaworld
@dand1403605 "God is not evil". I think you should re-read your bible.
ISAIAH 45:7, KJV "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and CREATE EVIL: I the LORD do all these things."
redeemer61190 2 months ago
@redeemer61190 I know. I think you are confusing me with these other fools who have no respect for the Lord. Read the comments and you will see. I never said God was evil. That is probably one of the most ignorant statements I have ever heard. If it says "@dand1403" at the beginning -they are responding to me. That is not my statement. Understand?
dand1403605 2 months ago
@dand1403605 Dand, I think you're the one that's confused. It looks to me that redeemer61190 is only quoting your assertion that "God is not evil" and then responding by showing that God IS evil, as shown by the verse in Isaiah 45:7. God admits that he creates evil. If God really loved you, he'd stop doing that.
politicoochie09 2 months ago
@politicoochie09 Oh. So then if you create something that defines what you are? Is this what you are saying ? So the big shit you created this morning and flushed down the toilet is actually what you are. Right. I'm glad you two can relate to your nonsence.
dand1403605 2 months ago
@dand1403605 What you create is a reflection of what you are, yes. The big shit you took this morning is only a reflection of one aspect of you. And if you didn't wipe well (I'm betting you didn't) then some of that shit that was in you is still a part of you. LOL! Would you like to redact Isaiah 45:7? Seriously, you do bad things, but if you're intelligent and able, you stop doing them. Your god can't seem to stop doing bad things or making creative mistakes. You can't call him omnipotent.
politicoochie09 2 months ago
@politicoochie09
Translation issues
God isn't "omnipotent"
He's "Ummm Impotent"
whiteowl1415 2 months ago in playlist Messed-Up Bible Stories 2
@politicoochie09 Perhaps God created evil to see what we will choose. The things of the flesh or him. Perhaps to see who is worthy and who is not. He is not going to force anyone to trust in him. Free will. We are saved by the grace of God not by our good works. He knows we are destined to fail. No one shall be worthy to open the seal. I feel you have been seeking the wrong council. To suggest the Holy spirit evil is a very serious accusation against the trinity. I am trying to help you. C R I
dand1403605 2 months ago
@dand1403605 I really doubt an omniscient god needs to experiment with us to "see who's worthy and who's not." He should already know that. Since he knows we will fail, anyway, why do the experiment to begin with? You haven't thought any of this through. Yes, the holy spirit is evil, as an accessory to the crime of condemning humans to an infinite torture for this finite victimless thought: "I don't believe."
politicoochie09 2 months ago 6
@politicoochie09 TRUE!!!!
JMiGGs74 2 months ago 2
@politicoochie09 I do agree with you. I believe that the person who wrote the Bible thought what his imagination or thoughts were true (mushroom effect) and written it on paper. Others liked it so they followed what he thinks. Thus started religion, believeing the words of some person either insane or creative in many ways. Probably wanted to rule over others so made it up.
skullreaper1997 1 month ago 3
@dand1403605 One reason why I don't believe in god. He/she knew that we would already fail. Then why the hell were we created for, for god to know everything he/she wouldn't have to experiment then. Your agruement is flawed in many ways, the bible is just a book on what some one thinks really happens. It's all human prediction and what he finds that is true. nothing more, nothing less then our imagination leading us. Let it be a Eden in your head that you think of, fact is in mister Dand1403605
skullreaper1997 1 month ago
@dand1403605 No confusion at all, sir. You said God Is not evil, and I responded with a bible verse that clearly says God creates both good and evil.
redeemer61190 2 months ago
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@dand1403605 ''' The sons of God '' How many god do you believe in? More than christians?
gregrutz 2 months ago
Parables were meant for the faithful. I am growing tired of wasting my breath or better said "Casting pearls before swine." Goodnight children.
dand1403605 3 months ago
@dand1403605 Of course parables are always meant for "the faithful", never for the regular guy on the street. God likes keeping his "powers" secret, which means they aren't really powers, or he's just a dick. A REAL god would have told the entire world what he meant and why he meant it. Jesus was just a mediocre magician at best and sacrificed NOTHING by dying and coming back to life (knowing full well he would.) He was a fraud and a hoaxer, and his followers support that hoax.
politicoochie09 2 months ago
@politicoochie09 I am quite sure you have not read the bible cover to cover as you claim. I believe you to be a dillusional egotistical lost soul. Lies are very unbecoming son. If you have done what you claim you would not be the seemingly ranting fool. Perhaps if you read the bible cover to cover you should read it again and try to pay attention this time. Seek and you shall find. He's not going to give the gift of eternal life to the unjust and unworthy. READ THE BOOK OF ENOCH.
dand1403605 2 months ago
@dand1403605 Are you Ethiopian? Very few Christians take the Book of Enoch to be anything but fantasy. It's all about fallen angels having sex with the Nephilim and spreading "evil" in the world. Sounds like a really bad Hollywood Sci-Fi movie. Seriously, stop talking about "eternal life". An eternity with a mad, blood-thirsty god is not worth it. You have no idea just how evil the god you worship really is. No idea at all.
politicoochie09 2 months ago
I don't understand why this says I posted 2 days ago? It was a long time ago I would say around a year or so. Strange.
dand1403605 3 months ago
@dand1403605 It says 2 years ago.
ebolaworld 2 months ago 7
@ebolaworld sais 2 days for me. well, a day for a year refference?
zimri19 2 months ago
Fuck man this is hillarious!
givemeblowjob69 3 months ago
Vengance is mine sayeth the LORD. Have fun with your mockery now- FOOLS. Burn you will.
dand1403605 3 months ago
@dand1403605 Yes, yes, you "loving" Christians are constantly trying to threaten people with death and torture. If anything, your God Yahweh and his idiot son Jesus are the REAL demonic spirits on earth!
politicoochie09 3 months ago
@politicoochie09 I wonder: Why Jesus? I mean he was nothing but a jewish carpeneer with some crazy ideas. Who could have known that people would worship every action he ever did and misinterpret them in order to legitimate inhumane crimes and forbid any kind of scientifical progression and forbidding also the spiritual and intellectual freedom for centuries long?
Kurostyle21 3 months ago 4
@Kurostyle21 Miracles. He performed many miracles. Thousands of people would follow him around.
dand1403605 3 months ago
@dand1403605 Actually scientists about bible stuff -and those are not necessarily all huge jerks towards everything Jesus did- Jesus miracles weren´t that amazing as people described it afterwards. For example the healing of the blind was most likely just the result of being there at the right time before his temporarily blindness disappeared or that it even was just meant metaphorically.
Kurostyle21 3 months ago
@Kurostyle21 How do you know? Please.
dand1403605 2 months ago
@politicoochie09 It is no threat it will be your reality. You should read the bible. It's your soul. You might want to take it seriously. If your not into the bible you might find the book of Enoch more for your pallet. -It speaks much of the " watchers" or fallen ones. The Angels who with Satan that have turned your brain to swiss cheese.
dand1403605 3 months ago
@dand1403605 I have read the Bible. Obviously you have not. You do like regurgitating what your preacher tells you, however. IF you do decide to read the Bible, cover to cover like I did, you will find a psychotic, narcissistic, murderous, angry, primitive God with a son that says some really stupid things. You, sir, are a lost soul. Your are wandering about with the "demons" called Yahweh and Jesus in your head and calling it "good." Only an evil creature would even consider creating a Hell.
politicoochie09 2 months ago
@politicoochie09 When you said "his idiot son that said some really stupid things" I would like to hear ONE example of a stupid thing that he said? Seeing as you have read the bible cover to cover I am sure you can find a couple. Maybe you feel what he said was stupid because you don't have the mental capacity to understand it.
dand1403605 2 months ago
@dand1403605 Jesus tells his disciples (and bear in mind, he's not saying this metaphorically) that you should pluck out your eye if it will keep you from lusting after a woman. As if a newly blind man can't lust in his mind! He advocated castration for the same "crime." Obviously, he thought the body controlled the mind and that's just stupid. And it's also stupid to try to control people's thoughts. Jesus said extreme things because he was an extremist. Many of his "ideas" are ridiculous.
politicoochie09 2 months ago
@politicoochie09 Actually my son. It says that if it (YOUR EYE) CAUSES you to sin it is better for it to be cast down alone and not your whole body. Understand?
dand1403605 2 months ago
@dand1403605 Your eye cannot cause you to sin or do anything at all except see. It's your MIND that causes you to "sin." What part of the anatomical fact that your mind controls your body do you not understand? Jesus taught you wrong. It's obvious that he (and most primitive peoples) thought incorrectly that the body controlled the mind. We know better now. Jesus was wrong, but he wouldn't be expected to know much because he was a product of his day and time (and NOT God, obviously). Understand?
politicoochie09 2 months ago
@politicoochie09 Temptation from what you see hence the hundreds of millions of muslim women who are forced to cover themselves so they do not tempt men to sin. What you see can cause you to sin. Of course the mind controls the body -no one is going to argue this I'm sure. What you are saying that what you see has nothing to do with sin. When David saw Bathsheeba bathing is probably the best example I can offer to you.
dand1403605 2 months ago
@dand1403605 No, what you see does not cause you to sin. It's your MIND. What part of this do you not understand? I used to be addicted to candy bars. I knew it was bad for me, so I decided, with my MIND, not eat those anymore, and eventually I stopped eating them. Now, I can SEE a candy bar, even dozens of them and I have no temptation to eat them. Why? Because my brain controls my mind. Not the other way around. Jesus, as primitive preacher, thought like you do, and he was wrong.
politicoochie09 2 months ago
@politicoochie09 No one is arguing that. Have you ever heard the expression "Out of sight -out of mind." I am pleased you conquered your candy bar fetish.
dand1403605 2 months ago
@dand1403605 So, you agree that Jesus got it wrong. Now you get it. Most of "out of sight, out of mind" things are under your control. You can look away, leave an area. Think of something else. Etc. There is no need to pluck out your eyes and make yourself blind in order to keep things "out of sight." That's idiotic. I'm quite certain men that are blinded can still fantasize in their mind about women and feel lust.
politicoochie09 2 months ago
@politicoochie09 No. I agree with Jesus when he said -if your EYE CAUSES you to sin - He clearly states if the eye is the cause. We went over this. He is simply saying saying that whatever is causing you to sin you should get rid of. If this is your best arguement for "Jesus said a bunch of stupid stuff." then I believe you to be of a rather limited intellect and are merely incapable of comprehending the teachings of Christ. Good luck.
dand1403605 2 months ago
@dand1403605 Again, basic anatomy: Eyes SEE. Eyes do not cause you to sin. They have ONE function and one function only. If you wanted to stop lusting, you'd have to remove that part of your brain that controls your lust. If you wanted to stop "sinning" (a fancy word for "cuz god says so"), then you'd have to remove your entire brain. If Jesus is saying you must "get rid of whatever that is causing you to sin", then that's the answer: remove your brain. (I see you've already done that.)
politicoochie09 2 months ago
Why are people so sure that the big sin was homosexuality? Sodomy is any kind of sex that is not missionary position lol What about sadism?
Frizzurd 3 months ago
@Frizzurd Because straight people find it very easy to not engage in gay sex. lol. Not so much the other stuff. ;)
ebolaworld 3 months ago
@Frizzurd That´s also not fully true. Actually any kind of sex not done in order to procreate is considered as sodomy so even safer sex proceeded in missionary position.
Kurostyle21 3 months ago
did anyone notice that in the beginning lots wife had blond hairbut before she got turned in to salt her hair was brown
maggieluv21 3 months ago
@Sheqardi, WWOLF is right, it is YOUR god and if you find it distasteful, why do you watch it? So you can come in here and preach to us "sinners"? FAIL!
InnannasRainbow1 3 months ago
Doesn't Lot look like George Bush Jr.?
InnannasRainbow1 3 months ago
¡Wonder angel powers! ¡Activate!... genius.. XD
ratonL 3 months ago
omg that is the funiest shit ever the way that he put things
maggieluv21 3 months ago
Lot looks and sounds like George W. Bush. :D
mickeymouse12678 3 months ago in playlist Messed-Up Bible Stories
I don't understand why people are upset about the video, but not upset @the people who wrote the bible. They are the one's who created God in their own image...that was mockery at it WORST. I think people are more upset because they actually believed this nonsense. Great Video!
knuanu 3 months ago
Come on now people made fun of god in shows grow up
fanpokemon1 3 months ago
It is shame on you to joking on our God!!
Sheqardi 3 months ago
@Sheqardi Don't you think YOU should be shamed for WATCHING this? And by the way, you mean YOUR God...
WWOLFwts 3 months ago
@Sheqardi stfu, its YOUR made up "god"
Masken1312 3 months ago
If I had watched these in church, I might have actually paid a bit more attention. During church, I was always too busy reading things because the Bible was a very boring book.
fantasyfreak1456 3 months ago
Boats and ho's bitch
XIIISOILDER 3 months ago
3:21 Me: wut
TomHuronJr 3 months ago
You are a genious
Anthraxinternational 4 months ago
funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
alinepinheros20 4 months ago in playlist Mais vídeos de ebolaworld
geez all god wants to do is destroy stuff
hippychick209 4 months ago
I love this god, he is so funny and messed up :D and the humans here are funny too lol
djay00009 4 months ago
i loe thes vids theyd so funneh
EpicBarbie 4 months ago
Well the God I believe in has a good sense of Humour. Jolly good ol fella
guilhermesfk 4 months ago
haha I really love the voice-acting of god XD
ArbrusMN 4 months ago in playlist Liked
It is wrong approach to use ball of light for god and angels. They are all humans or humanoid and this fact explicitly stated in the scripture.
Sh33un 4 months ago in playlist Messed-Up Bible Stories
"Well 'sorry' isn't gonna bring my wife back... Is it?"
icedragon967 4 months ago
xD
gphhawkins 5 months ago
I like how Anthrax80m8 is busy commenting on all of these videos, and arguing with everyone. Lol relax bro.
tripletrules 5 months ago
"well, at least you have a lot of salt now" LOL
bekacynthia 5 months ago 18
I'm a chistian yet these r hilarious haha
hippychick209 5 months ago
@hippychick209,
They'd be even funnier if ppl didn't ACTUALLY believe this to be real and moral simply coz its in the Bible.
AcquiredKnowledge 5 months ago
so... i'm a Christian. But i find these hilarious.
xXConfuocoXx 5 months ago
@xXConfuocoXx ok good youre a christian so can you explain to me WHY THE FUCK A PILLAR OF SALT!?
Anthrax80m8 5 months ago
@Anthrax80m8 hahaha honestly i think a lot of the biblical stories were meant metaphorically, or were made up kind of the way moms tell their son's not to touch down their or they will go blind. They were meant to convey a greater meaning. In this case i'd say its something along the lines of turn your back on evil ways and dont look back. - but in regards to the pillar of salt i read somewhere that there are giant salt deposits in the area that S and G were supposedly located.
xXConfuocoXx 5 months ago
what about him banging his daughters afterwards???
kopk888 5 months ago
I love how Sam T. is getting so much hate by radical Christians for this series. c:
I love seeing those people getting riled up over nothing.
ImmaGeneralBlue 5 months ago
people saying this is sick and wrong... well it isn't wrong or sick its just another way to tell the bible... i think >_>
duskedennis 5 months ago
@duskedennis This video is blasphemy.. the bible is not told in this way. The person that made this video certainly in in opposition against God.
deadcell1 5 months ago
@deadcell1
He obviously doesn't believe in god, unless you couldn't figure that out for yourself. If someone really believed there was an intergalactic super bully who could rain down death and destruction at will, do you really think they'd spit in its face? You can't rebel against something you don't believe in.
This video was likely directed against ORGANIZED RELIGION. You know, the corrosive force acting against science and understanding?
BattleshipAgincourt 5 months ago
@deadcell1 did god ever tell people to tell the bible in a certain way.... dont think so. god would want to spread the message in any way possible.
duskedennis 5 months ago
@deadcell1 Yep! (If you can say that you oppose a fantasy figure.)
Hopefulfilment 5 months ago
@deadcell1 Don't worry about the presentation style - the content is entirely accurate. Have a read what your Bible actually says and you'll probably end up in opposition to it too!
EqualAndFree 3 months ago
hahahahaha This made me crack up!
MrJishin 5 months ago
I plan to visit USA next year. Can someone tell me where Sodom and Gomorrah ruins are? In Alabama? :P
credalthefirst 5 months ago
Oh sorry stupid me. I did not watch #7 right after this one.
1961marshall 5 months ago
Dad dang it to heck! You all forgot the best part of this story.....you know when
Lots two daughters got him drunk a bit later and they all fornicated amounst one another and he got his own daughters pregnant.
The moral of that story is....AND THOSE WERE THE ONES GOD THOUGHt WERE THE ONLY SINLESS PEOPLE IN THE CITY WORTH SAVING FROM HIS WRATH IN THIS TOTAL BS STORY?? HOLY SHIT
1961marshall 5 months ago
turn on captions lol
angryman7667 5 months ago
This is why I hate the bible. world would be better off without it. Also, this series needs better voice actors
mynameisnyhm 6 months ago
@mynameisnyhm Say whaaaat? The voice acting is hilarious! O_o
bongkong89 6 months ago 2
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LOL son to god - son to god, do you read ? You have Clearance for Destruction. lol
Peaceinlifenowar 6 months ago
And that's why it's called sodomy.
pipolwes000 6 months ago
i love how the people have southern accents lol
TheActualRapist 6 months ago
0:55 What is he doing to that poor Donkey? o.O
TheFoxGoddess 6 months ago 35
@TheFoxGoddess 1 Word: RAPE
TheDbzComics 3 months ago
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TheFoxGoddess 6 months ago
How could i prove the lord, with the stillness of criminals, in my fathers house, my father gave the beast his thrown, and said make a sacrifice, and the beast extrected himself from god, by means of the wilderness. on the lords day the beast will be excommuicated by the same means, through the heavnly half the top.
duncangray2011 6 months ago
the love of the lord is limited the without limitless.
duncangray2011 6 months ago
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@TheScatteredbones "its sickening that people find this video funny"
It is a very sick story.
RationalReading 6 months ago
@RationalReading Fag
silentjoe2 5 months ago
@silentjoe2 Wow - for a moment there I thought you might have a useful contribution to the debate.
RationalReading 5 months ago
@TheScatteredbones "angels were ... like humans"
Where in the bible does it tell us what angels were like?
So some of the inhabitants were doing "sick things like having sex with animals" so God murdered a whole town and then murdered Lot's wife and caused Lot to get drunk and have sex with his daughters?
Wouldn't your God, being omniscient, would have known the future consequences of his actions?
RationalReading 6 months ago
blasphemy: a ticket to hell has never been so funny
EtHaN198718 6 months ago
i just saw an ad for a siemen factory....Wow...that sounds so wrong.
jonh2o 6 months ago
One word - IS THIS THE WAY- the temple to god on earth, hospitals, police stations and fire brigades, to devide every human being.
duncangray2011 6 months ago
is that pillar of salt thing true
l2q 6 months ago
@l2q "true" well it's in the bible yes, true no.
jvclark2 6 months ago
he nuked that place gud!
EnragedTurkey 6 months ago
I believe and love God real deeply , but I'm sorry this is funny lol
TheChelly12 6 months ago
@TheScatteredbones Have a sense of humor.
AtheistThe 6 months ago 2
Yeah. I'm an atheist. and these are hilarious. Yes I've read the bible, No I didn't agree with it. but this is funny. For those of you who take offense, find it to be funny and have a sense of humor.
AtheistThe 6 months ago 4
@TheScatteredbones ... Firstly , Angels are not of human orientation. If you are using the bibile as a reference, there is NO REFERENCE in there that says that.
MrNastro 6 months ago