George Lopez(HBO special) 1 of 7

[josemclovin]

To the little stupid white girls.. Who do u think is running this country.. Guess ... Mexicans or Latinos

[ElPrinciBoy]

Damn! This motherfucker is so fucking funny! I can't stop laughing!! All presidents FTP (Fuck Those Putos) jajaja!! XD!

[CWADE7676]

he kill'd the governator....funniest shiz ever!!!

[Edward80153]

George Lopez is the greatest shit EVER! PRESIDENT BARAK OBAMA, FUCK THAT PUTO!

[ktfirehouse]

"FTP Fuck That Pluto, i got it!" LMAO

[fashiongirlvargas1]

lmfao...

[beatlemaniac12]

fuck george lopez!!!!

[MsTeam7]

@beatlemaniac12 go fuck your self

[babykush702axel]

George W. Bush Fuck That Puto like if your agree!!

[muzikinthecity]

Los Angelias Bitch

[cherrybaby2225]

I wonder what George W. Bush is saying when he sees/saws this xDD

[michaeljeffrey7778]

FUCK THAT PUTO!!!!!

[AllLatinoBitches]

guys im latino i always fuking make fun of white americans ........... Now George??? My IDOL!!!!! he makes meh cry tears of joy =,D Thumbs Up if u Agree c(= Thanks!!!

[Saruhh93]

WE AINT GOING NO WHERES!!

Hahahahah!! i love him!

[nightcrawler55]

but we cant forget W's great quotes.. like: a lot of our imports come from other countries! or, is our children learning? xD

[nightcrawler55]

1:48 jews :P

[mar35vin]

@nightcrawler55 wat u mean

[nightcrawler55]

@mar35vin actually its jews that run the US (whoever controls the media pretty much runs everything else)

(im not jewish im mexican... n lapsed catholic... just sayin)

[atyabbaig]

lol the skiing part was in todays george lopez

[bianca122341]

"what part of Mexico at to from?" "los angeles bitch!!!!" lol

[miko50474]

EL MAS CHINGON , lol

[miko50474]

F.T.P. TA CHINGON VEVO , XDDDD

[gersoncitomex10]

man he's sooooooo funnny

[PattyGinela]

TE AMO George Lopez.. FUCK THAT PUTO!

[PRlaley27]

my feet are cold hay!!!!!

[MMMercedess209]

He's changed alot since his early comedy, he's number 1

[rameljeferuiz]

FTP...I Got it now..I Got it.. FTP..Fuck that pluto

[swordser2]

I can't beleive this is still up! XDD

WOO! GEORGE LOPEZ!

[Ethix127]

i wonder who made his clothes.. not i mexco.. lol fukin stupid lopez shit head

[MashkaZelandiashi]

Kathy Griffin sent me here. Love it heaps.

[Miko484]

HAY CABRON

[JetlifeJay]

its crazy how blacks and mexicans are alot alike especially when we're little and how our families act.

[suckpavement93]

11 people mistook dislike for dis i like

[MrPatikoo]

go to your toolbar after the word you write '' win'' before tube

[jimmyjetish]

i got it ftp fuck that pluto haha man hes funniest comedian ever

[leninx66x]

11 people can MLV!!!

[AnthonyOrtiz41]

does anybody,,,ANYBODY know the name of the mariachi song that keeps on ? it sounds like a good song

[MrGbc19]

who the hell put dislike ? maybe it was a white person

[nwr33xl4]

this is a clear sign that soon the indians will have their lands back,lol

[MysteriousHizpanik]

@QoolEntent: not good enough to be puertorican? wtf is that about? bitch please. At least Honduras is an independent country unlike your dumbasses still sucking on America's balls, can't even vote for your own shit. Stupid fuck.

[xXsyakureXx]

americas mexican i think?

[markr1413]

No talent. Not funny

[djkonjmashupz]

wat is this special called

[LuvYaFromChicago]

corocadillio toca le tocaa le toca le toca le toca le toca le crocadillo toca le toca le toca le toca le toca le toca le toca le toca le toca le toca le toca le

XD

[Adone503]

Best impression of Arnold lmao 5:24

[gabytheloca]

Yeah Latinos......The Best!!!

[misslauder85]

"Not twat!!' haha

[OTownDave]

im white but i think its sooooooooo funny the way he makes fun of white people

[TheSand19]

carlos mencia FTPP: fuck that puto puertorican

[Verd1m5]

@TheSand19 he's from honduras! -_- but meh!

[QoolEntent]

@TheSand19

He's Honduran. He aint good enough to be Boricua. That fuck aint even funny. Comedy Central just needed to fill the spot when Dave Chappelle dropped his show.

[meloaks]

@QoolEntent do some wikipedia research ignorant! he was born in California USA from Mexican parents you stupid portorrican! you know he was born in the very continental USA land not in a fucking USA territory island in the middle of your ass

[QoolEntent]

@meloaks

Dumb bitch I was talking about Carlos Mencia's wack ass. Not G-Lo. And I dont give a shit where carlos mencia's weak ass is from, he's terrible and nobody likes him. So go suck a fat baby's balls and quit try to be a you-tube thug.

[crazylatino88]

@QoolEntent lol..not good enough to be Boricua?? who the hell would want to be from that lame ass country..sorry, territory puerto rico? nothing good about that place, just some wannabe Latinos that suck on US nuts. Catrachos at least are independent and don't suck up to anyone. You are the wrong race to be bragging..boricua my ass.

[TitaB69]

This is soooo true!!!

[uheartrandom]

GEORGE x PRESIDENTE..!!

[ItsFrankieBoy]

This was a funny show but its too much about being MExican and trashing America. Immigration: "we aint going nowheres ay". Yeaaaaah right, see ya buddy 

[UTuBeGuRL4u20]

3:19 #FTW

[lisam964]

Yeah, Guess what bitch...You will be going somewhere...You are the biggest racist ever!

[elgigantejr]

hahahaha lol that part where he talks like Schwarzenegger is funny hhahaah

[BrianaTrujillo123]

that is how white ppl are haha

[MatuArt]

Viva La RAZAMENTO!

[elainacamille]

My hero!!!!!!

[nani1591]

touchh toclae my frienn tocalee lmfaoo when you go to Tijuana thats what you hear lmao

[flyby7a]

Latinos = persons who speak on of the five Romance Languages derived from LATIN (Spanish, Romanian, Portuguese, Italian and French).. Some use the TERM LATINO TO REFER TO THOSE THAT ONLY SPEAK SPANISH.. It is like when people use the term AMERICAN to refer to those born in the USA.. AMERICAN is any person BORN on the AMERICAN CONTINENT that goes from Tierra del fuego, chile all the way up the Kiska island in Alaska..

[mochis64]

felicidades you are right!!!!!!!!!

[liljunior805]

Fuck George Bush

Fuck Arnold Schwarzenegger

Barack Obama ''Yes We Can''

[SPAINole3]

wow te veo desde londres eres mi favorito aki no tenemos comedians latinos una pena ............george lopez el amooooooooooo

[MrSwiftmode1017]

he is the best comedian of america i love you gorge lopez

[chrishdz1418]

mas PUTO!!! lmao

[YOQUIEROAMIMAMA]

CMC!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LifesTooShort52]

I love how he can make fun of white people it doesn't matter to anybody.

[XXXchocXXX12]

lmaoo i though he said president oboma

[luisbarca07]

FTP

[luisbarca07]

me cago de la risa con este mae!!! xD

[pm93311]

@luisbarca07 HEY MAE!!!!! sos tico o que?!

[govno78]

I'm white and I love the way he makes fun of white people. He's the best!!!!! One of the best comedians around! Much respect to George!

[oliverdong123]

@govno78

As long as you understand him and have a sense of humor, you'll like him. :D

Unlike the others, they have no sense of humor at all.

[chicobar313]

@govno78 oh WOW loll

[Blad3sofWaR]

"FTP I got it I got in now, Fuck that Puto, it's fantastic " LOL

[dAcommentQUEEN]

haha XD

[jIzZmAsTeR9001]

@kingtuna96 ur dumb as hek!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheRogueWerewolf]

L.A. BITCH!!!

[10jrod]

FTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vemvaree]

THATS WHO !

[tonytlapa]

OMG hEE SEXSiii

[lilpawz12]

The best thing about comedy is that as racist as it can be sometimes, it's okay, it's still funny.

[erege09]

@lilpawz12 it's not racist is only that u have to make funn of evrithing

[iRepCUBA]

GEORGE LOPEZ IS DA SHIT

[dmc081]

u should watch george lopez why are you crying

[QoolEntent]

Watching this one back to back with "Why You Crying?" makes me laugh so hard I get stomach cramps & headaches.

[jetflyer27]

who opened up for him

[monstron000]

ftp *fuck that puto

[petiteasiahoney]

what does puto mean?

[jIzZmAsTeR9001]

@Obedientconsumer ur a dumbass it means gay or homo or or anything that means gay..pendejo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tennisplayer12357]

whore

[felipe11654]

booooooooooo

[oliverdong123]

"Arnold Schwarzenegger being in English flavor only would be like lesbians against pussies" LOL xDDDDD nice one!!

[dimarzioemg]

FTP!!!!!!!! to Armyscout1979 Dumbass

[maynnor]

george for president!

[guitarist405th]

@maynnor hell yeah he would be better than nobama

[emomariotime]

hes so funny hahaha guess

[Morbideth69]

george lopez is fuckin wicked,.reminds me of REDDFOXX,RICHARD PRYOR total old school comedy...word!

[13CookieDough]

Why are you guys fighting?!? Dont you realize you guys are the only ones on this list that has comments. Whatever each one of you did get over it. But I love George Lopez. He's so FUNNY!

[lilonenikki24]

no one was talkin about you armyscout1979. my comment was to jheard87!!! dont assume its to you!!! once again another ignorant person!!!!!!!!

[Armyscout1979]

what are you talking about taco head?

[lilonenikki24]

ohhh yea real mature!!!! who says taco head????? lmfaooooooooooooo

[Armyscout1979]

I do, my friends do, their friends do. Its pretty catchy and not that offensive of a slur

[yosocastro]

FTP!!!!!!!!!!

[lilonenikki24]

shut up already you stupid idiot!!! whites are no better then mexicans!! talk about being ignorant!!!!!! you need to calm down with all that!!! i was born here and im mexican american just because you might have blonde hair and blue eyes you think your better please STFU already!!! quit being a lil bitch!! if you dont like george lopez then why do you watch his videos? if you wont pay then why waste your time and watch his videos!!! yeaaa real stupid huh!!!! think before you post comments idiot!

[JohnFromFuckIt]

jheard 67 shutup white fuckers always make fun of mexicans so stop bitching.

[jheard67]

oh please.....your population only want to come here because you guys couldn't make it happen in Mexico for 200 years now.....it is your disrespectful remarks that make things worse. we welcome those that want to come here and be americans....not trash talking dumbasses like yourself......

[Armyscout1979]

If you hate Mexico so much go back there and try to change it. Educate the people there about civillization and social reform. Get together and push the drug cartels and corrupt government out. Help improve the economy. Running away from your problems does not help the people still in Mexico living in poverty, crime, and starvation.

[Lawless66007]

Yo, this racists loves Mexicans. He told me that his sister sucked a latino's dick while he hummed on his balls LOL. Hello bitch-ass LMAO!!

[Armyscout1979]

how am I racist? im mexican you fucking nigger idiot

[Lawless66007]

Damn you start to sound dumber and dumber everytime. Now you are just an latino sell-out racist to your own poeple. Damn that's a shame.

[Armyscout1979]

Did you mean "people"? Why did you use the word "an" when Latino does not start with a vowel? Learn spelling and grammar you dumb ape.

[Lawless66007]

How is it that you can comprehend spelling and grammer but be AN idiot to common sense? Further and further into idiotism. You are trying to sound smart yet still being so dumb. SMFH. It's ok. When you get out you'll be living in mommy and daddy's basement.

[Armyscout1979]

Once again do you mean "grammar"?

[Lawless66007]

Just doing my part to make you look ATLEAST smart. Because everything else about you is a waste. I told you, I'm keeping an idiot busy. Thanks for making it easy for me LOL.

[Armyscout1979]

Here is some advice for you my black friend. The only idiot you are keeping busy is yourself. Even as I type this I am doing other things because I have what is called a job. I know that since you left the coast guard you have been living with your mom and dont have to pay rent but every self-respecting person has a job. If you want to get up to my level you will also have to get an education. Can you say education? Very good monkey! For you I would recommend a community college.

[Lawless66007]

Hmmm well I thought comprehension was your forte but I see it's not. I tried to give you THAT much credit. I already told you that I have a job, go to school and live by myself but see you keep saying the same things.  Which means you're NOT that intellegent, you DON'T have a life and I'm the one keeping YOU busy because you keep going on with me. See I don't have to wait to go to work or the library to answer back. I got a computer at home AND at work.

[Lawless66007]

Now I know you say racist things because you think it'll make me mad. Well let me tell you something, getting mad over the computer is a waste. You say these things because you can't say them to my face. It takes you a couple of days NOT because you want to make it seem like you don't care (you do because you answer back) but because you don't have any good comebacks. You need time to think about them and then try to be funny. That's what lames do. And YOU SIR are a lame LOL

[Armyscout1979]

I am not trying to be funny, get a job nigger.

[Lawless66007]

Same ol shit you lame. Get some new material. Know what a JOB is, unless they give you people work. I still don't believe you were in the military. Gotta have some type of intelligence in order to sign up.

[Armyscout1979]

That comment really didn't make any sense. "Gotta"? Same "ol"? Is that ebonics or do you not know how to spell? Get a job and an education and then try talking to me in four years. Im done wasting my time with this primate.

[Lawless66007]

Like I said: SAME OL SHIT! Actually "Gotta" and "ol" is not even ebonics. That's been around since the 50's. Do you even know what an "education" is? Yeah I'll wait four more years because that's how long it'll take for you to comeback with "get an education" like you just came up with it, LOL. You're not done till I say you are done you racist!

[Armyscout1979]

Get educated and get a job. We have a black president. There is no excuse for you to still be unemployed and uneducated. Drop the ebonics and pick up a book. I have to go to work, take all this free time you have while I am working and start thinking about your sad and pathetic life.

[Lawless66007]

LOL, I see you are gonna keep saying the same old crappy lines. Let's see which one stops first. I told you, I got time. I people like you never bore me.

[Armyscout1979]

"I people like you never bore me."?

[Lawless66007]

Wow something different! You're learning.

[amymonjaraz]

ive watched this show i dont know how many times i love it and whats great about it.. he really talks about the isssues in a way thats not serious but gets his view out there

[jheard67]

George we don't want to pay HBO to see you disrespect real Americans. You forgot to thank America for giving you a chance. We appreciate immigrants that come here to make their lives better and to pay taxes, not those who come here and make it and then turn around and bitch like a little girl. You have no right to make fun of American politicians or our country as your ancestors did not fight for the feedom we enjoy now. You are a sorry sack of shit!

[lilcris012]

first of all george is legal here so he isnt an imigrant and he is fuking funny he is a comedian but just cause u wont pay to see him make fun of ppl doesnt mean we will and he isnt making fun of u so chill he is jk

[jheard67]

George has been successful because of America.  He needs to lighten up on the politics. We use to think he was funny, but now that he is pushing this racial/political agenda he has offended. I don't need a Mexican to cut my grass, or to do anything for me. I don't mind hiring one if required as they usually are great workers. I grew up poor with no money and worked for everything i have now. Immigrants that get here throught the right process have these same opportunities.

[lilcris012]

u no wat ur right in some point but many white ppl make fun of hispanic ppl when ever they get the chance just cause some dnt have so much money

and at a point george lopez is right hispanic/latinos are the one who run this country we make it work but all they do is deport ppl which is messed up cause many lose their lives tring to make it.but u to are right some latinos/hispanic make fun of white but thats how it is and i dont think is ever going to stop but in a point u kind of r right

[julianic81]

just chill everybody make jokes about other races white making jokes about hispanic and black do the same the same thing so just chill if you don't want to pay to see some like this just don't do it

[ramirezsiller09]

hahaha you are the white guy that george lopez makes fun :D

take a joke bro

[ApolloTheSunGod]

Jheard67,

Get ta hell outta here. Lmao.

You don't like his jokes, get out.

Simple as that. (:

[Armyscout1979]

whats the difference between Immigrants that come to America to make their lives better and pay taxes and Bigfoot? People have spotted Bigfoot.

[jheard67]

Bigfoot doesn't get free government services, and he doesn't pay taxes.....figure it out Einstein.....

[dujuana100]

this is mad fuuny and im not even soanish and for all thise that have something negative to say shut the fuck up u just hatin wen u get ur own damn show and u appear on hbo and become famous de u can say shit until den shut the fuck up

[LucyFox101]

thank u sooo much!

[zoeyanime]

is the sound off a bit....? oh well its still funny

[rahmoney2012]

this is 2 funny

[bostonceltics1018x]

2:40 is the funniest thiong ever.

[elknrut]

We need to check his card and get him back to his homeland. With the comments he was making about US citizens, he is truly UN-AMERICAN. I am suprised he didn't wave the flag(not USA flag of course)!!!!

[djace1]

what's the matter? truth hurts? he's looking at things from an hispanic perspective. we're always getting shitted on. i'm a proud puerto rican. my only issue wtih people coming to this country is, LEARN THE LANGUAGE! and of course, pay taxes. but that's the governments fault! this is the greatest country in the world. we are a melting pot. so accept that!

[narutovela]

yo soy puertoriqueño tambien

[wuis33]

wow elk

youre a dick sucking ass licking mother screwing piece of racist shit

hope a car runs you over, you get oxygen you get your dick cut off lick your moms vagina get your arms ripped off, one by an alligator, one by a gorilla

and then get shock therapy

and finally the only way you would survive would be by nationalizing mexican, if you dont hope you DIE

[exgardo260]

stop hatin

[aarellano2528]

FTP!CMC

[aniittaortega]

i love u

fuck damn haters...

[mizion1]

thanx for postin vid. this is funny!!

[donald809]

i like GP but we was just conpeting our child hood with the usa kid child hood wtf we all know what the fuck we did when we were kid

[HOLATHECHICABONITA]

나는 당신을 사랑합니다

[lustra182]

why would this only have 2 stars? what bunch of fucking haters :)

[futboleroMadrid]

yes USA. we're taking over and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. hahaha damn you guys need to learn to take a joke.

[dcfincher]

Fine. Take over the US, but when you do, it will turn into.....Mexico... the same f***ing place you escaped from.

[powerpunk1]

he's only joking so dont take it personal

[VersionSlipKnot]

Fuck You Puto!

[dcfincher]

Ha. You're funnier than George Lopez, but that is not a stretch. His so called comedy is all about how hard it is for latinos growing up. That is not unique to latinos. Real Americans grow up hard too.

[keesog]

keep dreaming!!!!!!!!

[XxJocelynRXx]

hahaahh 4:58-5:55  lmfao

[black2177]

Excellent piece of comedy! Fuck those putos! I live the way he manages both languages. Gringos hardly can speak their own language, how can one expect them to understand this type of "humor"?

[sommer987]

from 3:44-3:46 someone is saying "FU"

whoever said that is a bullshit

[bobyda]

I suppose he's good if you are the type that gets off on a crude, rude, racist, insulting bigot.  I've seen his TV show and I thought I might like this guy. Not.... maybe if I was still in high school... I'm beyond this type of "humor" now.

[trippanalga715]

OMG youre the example of the whites he makes fun of

[Maaakaaak]

Fuck That Perro

[lucholuis20]

its Fuck that PUTO

[Maaakaaak]

I know, but way before this came on.. I used to say fuck that perro... i just thought it was funny as helll

[ILOVESHADOWGOHAN]

"Oh my god. OMG. Oh my god. OMG." *eye twitch* "I came to the show to maybe LOL. Maybe LMAO. Laugh my ass off. And a kind of bond, maybe we could be BFF. Best Friends FOREVER!" LMAO XD

[956alfaro]

like he just drywalled xD

omg omg i cam to da show to lol or maybe lmao and maybe bond and we can be best friends fooooorver

[SparknBluntz]

LOL I fuckin love George Lopez,although he completely is commercial now,he's getting paid generously so can't hate on that.I love the part when he says that he can understand his drunk uncle a lot better than the incoherent rambling of Schwarzenegger! FTP! LOL Damm motherfucka has no idea what he's doing.The drunk uncle's voice clearly said that he wants another beer in Spanish drunk slurring lol =)

[ramosroberto1]

president George bush, FUCK THAT PUTO!!

[katasumi2]

GEORGE LOPEZ RULES ALL! xD!!!

[w33zy4lyfe]

god bless him

[dulc3cOrazOn]

i dont get the 7 quinceaneras thing...can someone explain it!!!