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  • who da man?! charlie da man!!!

  • ironic.. he knows this season sucks

  • classy, that man is always winning

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  • i'd prefer if they did'nt make another season and just end it,continuing without him is pointless

  • Why is it Sarcastic or Ironic???

  • winning as usual

  • @MrMushroom123 he lost a long time ago

  • Use a Jew's real name, get shit-canned.

    Use Charlie's real name, get fat rocks.

  • Use a Jew's real name, get shit-canned.

    Use Charlie's real name, get fat rocks.

  • Charlie sounds resentful. It seems he "WISHES NOTHING" to the Two and a Half Men cast.

    He played with fire until he got BURNED!! Sorry Charlie.

  • @BaseVexel this was partly sarcastic, but mostly classy

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  • sarcastic

  • do you even know what irony is

  • this season is gonna fail, two and a half men without charlie sheen is like the simpsons without homer.

  • I'll tip my hat to charlie sheen, he sure knows how to make people believe he's god but in all seriousness he's just another famous douche that'll loose his popluarity in a little while. kinda like bob saget. but still i tip my hat to him, he's pretty damn smart

  • @BaseVexel Sarcasm is a form of irony...

  • If you had Charlie Sheen and a bag of shit, you'd have two bags of shit.

  • @vault1678 good joke. moron.

    if you had a sloppy used up whore and the mother of 'vault1678'

    youd have a sloppy used up whore and a filthy dirty hooker who filled her sons cunt with cum.

  • U could deduct from his facial expressions, tone of voice and pauses, that he could easily be both sarcastic and honest! A brilliant speech, causing him no legal trouble, dissing those who deserve it, respect those who do and not ruining a fantastic award ceremony for so many ppl that deserved 1, all at the same time! EPIC WIN The man shows that he doesn't just blindly go berserk. Brilliantly enough, those in the awards who h8 him will think it's sarcasm, while the others will think it's classy.

  • Charlie Sheen rocks!

    One of the last heros nowadays because he lives his life how HE wants it!

  • Wow, he's damn ugly without the Charlie Harper alter ego

  • this guy is screwed in the head

  • what a total loser, he is not ''winning'', he is just another drug addict, that beats up women and is let of by a sicko justice system. hopefully he'll be dead as maggot shit soon, rest in hell maggot shit sheen!

  • He did what he did for publicity and he was acting everything out

  • ...and ashton kutcher will try and act like you, and fail miserably.

  • its called building bridges people.. charlie is no slouch when it comes to making things happen..

  • where's the irony and/or sarcasm? someone needs a dictionary...

  • @ERAUPRCWA It's not irony, but it could be sarcasm. That is if he is saying things he doesn't mean, to mock those who deserve it in a classy, no award-ruining way.

  • @Zafoshin maybe sarcasm but with Charlie Sheen it's very hard to tell.

  • I noticed that when he was saying "I wish you nothing but the best" he paused for a second, which means what he was really saying was I wish you nothing.

  • @hicklespickle correct, he is full of contempt and is a sick man, mentally / physically, he is killing his brain clls from drug abuse...and this scko should not be look upon as a "hero",  some think he is a ''hero'', very sad isnt it? Someone who saves life, may be considered heroic.... he is a drug addict, bashes women up, and neglects his parental duties, BUT, he is an actor, so he gets a let out of jail free card from a sick justice system.

  • Engelsmän är dumma och har ful dialekt // Englishmen is awesome and deserve all their attention.

  • [ ] ironic

    [x] sarcastic

    [ ] classy

  • How much cocaine did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

  • Good on him

  • No sarcasm at all. The man's just nuts. He changes his thoughts and behaviours like he changes his underpants.

  • This wasn't sarcastic or ironic. He really means it. Good job Mr. Sheen!

  • Nah it cant be sarcasm, coz it included alan and all the cast, that wasnt the problem with him...the problem was his boss..

  • Sarcastic : because he knows the show won't work without himself being in it.

  • Charlie looks old he has the neck of a 70 yr old....... sad

  • he said later on that it was not sarcastic.

  • charlie sheen made the show... but Astion Kutcher did pretty good the first show

  • You dead. Your words mean nothing

  • totally fake, didnt mean it at all

  • He was totally lying...

  • if we could clone humans he could come back to two and 3/4 men

  • Take 180 are pretty good

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  • @pinneapple69. Yea ur right.. First episode of the new season= 27. Million people did watched that... haha idiot

  • @Serbia1544 yeah man sure they watched, just to see how it would go, curiosity.

  • he knows no one is going to watch the new show without charlie sheen, smart mother fucker

  • Watch him come back on the show

  • great television?

  • His hair looks like a wig.

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  • losing

  • winning

    

  • This reminds me of the time my friend asked if i knew what irony was, it was rather ironic, because we were standing at a bus stop...........

  • @BaseVexel no, it's ironic because he was the "star" of the television show.

  • I dont think this is ironic, or sarcastic lol

  • @dotaboy888 Agreed... It's called good-spirited 'well-wishing'

  • he should have banged a 7gram rock, coz thats how he rolls. 1 speed, 1 gear, GO!

  • How is this ironic? :S

  • 0:09....... the crowd went "OH F*CK, SH!T IS ABOUT GO DOWN"

    0:19....... "PHEW, that could have got messy"

  • He's so cool it's stupid that he's not on the show any more

  • You're gonna be missed Charlie.

  • This is ironic? How?

  • lmao smokewoodz?!?!?! hahahahahaha oh man, ill check it just cause im a nice dude

  • You're dealing with a Vatican assassin here people.

  • check out smokewoodz #WINNING music.  Are you winning?

  • He looks like he has Aids..his body is a shriveld up..Big head and skinny body..

  • my friends say i dont understand irony...it was ironic because we were by a tree.

  • Wow what a bad liar

  • I dont think you know the meaning of ironic

  • CHARLIE PUSSED OUT!

  • He's winning!

  • I was expecting him to throw up at some point.

  • I'm never watching the show again without him in it

  • no charlie = no show. 2 and a 1/2 men is dead in my eyes.

  • He should have told the boss to Fuck off one more time.

  • Winning!!! warner bros paying Charlie $125 Million in back pay for two and half men.

  • How are people reading between the lines here?? im getting nothing from this speech?

  • Get over it mate you got over 100 million be happy enjoy life :)-

  • Tiger blood!

  • Um how is this ironic?

  • @awesomesauce117 look up the real meaning of irony retard

  • Charlie sheen don't care about money, without him in the show it will just be plain dead. Come on people he been doing it for 8 years. Still a great actor!

  • After the first round of applause, he should have said '...because you'll need it considering I'm not in it'

  • He's saying this because he knows the show is dead

  • He's just saying that shit because he wants to get some of his former fans back

  • Sold his soul for a great settlement. Sad TV bs.

  • It's ironic because "2 and a Half Men" sucks shit and he called it "great".

  • @Jakedastudly I like the show, but that is fucking hilarious!

  • @Jakedastudly

    Isn't that sarcasm? It's not ironic....

  • MAN, this is some ironic stuff right here! Whew. I mean, because...well...you know....

  • @Astrapsody lol hahahhahaa i laughed so hard

  • This is charlie sheen biting his tongue  as best he could

  • He looks a lot better.

  • THIS ISN'T IRONY AHHHHHG.

  • I thought 2 and half man was gonna suck ass but it turned out acully pretty good :)

  • the show is still great.

  • Charlie sheen is a fucking good and funny actor! Just that sometimes, he's a freaking prick!

  • mmm

  • I don't at all see how this ironic... Does this author even know what ironic means, or what irony is?

  • @EViLcHiNcHillAz It's ironic because he's wishing the best for the show that kicked his ass to the curb. Now THAT'S irony.

  • @guywhosfly

    Irony: the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning

    It would have been ironic if he said that, and then didnt mean it. Wether he did or didnt mean it is another subject. But on your reasoning for why it is "ironic" is not vaild, because what you described is him maybe trying to have closure over a dispute that so have happend to have him lose his job. And maybe he even genuinely meant his good wishings towards the new Two and a Half Men.

  • @EViLcHiNcHillAz All I have to do is recite the words to "Isn't it Ironic" to give examples of irony that do not necessarily conform to your dictionarydotcom definition of said word.

  • @guywhosfly

    we will also never know what goes through Charlie Sheens mind.

  • @EViLcHiNcHillAz To me, it's ironic. And I don't think even Charlie Sheen knows what's going on through Charlie Sheen's mind.

  • @guywhosfly

    ok so im glad you admitted to being wrong.

    and how are you going to put words in a mans mouth or make accuasations about him? have you met Mr. Sheen? if not, then i would not say, wether or not you think, he thinks whats going on in his own mind.

    for all you know he has been sober since the Emmys. And his mind is the clearest its been in years.

  • This is what is wrong with America today, some drug addled alcoholic misfit is allowed on the telly to blab a load of shit about another bunch of namby pamby sycophants AND YOU LOT ARE ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THESE PARASITES. The world is falling apart around your ignorant ears America, wake up and save yourselves and your kids before its to late.

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  • Two and a half men isn't dead at all. I thought it would be but the season premiere was freaking hilarious so i think they have a good chance to keep it going

  • idgi

  • u can tell how fake this speech is! i call bullshit he hates the guys from 2men and a half! hes just playing the nice guy so he can get some work headed his way!

  • @512WolFGang

    Dude, you don't even know Charlie Sheen to say this bs about him.

    Look, if he decided to say it in front of the world it's cos he meant it. that simple. Actually, your analysis sucks!! Don't you see his voice "trembles" (from the inside), that's because he can't contain himself, and that's not acting. And at least he has the guts to come out in front of them and say it to their faces. ...Get it?

  • What will 2 and a half man do without Charlie?

  • @anoonymous1234567890 For some reason that sounded like the first part of a joke.

  • Two and a half men is dead

  • I think Ashton's going to get better since he starts out as a regular guy, has sex with two women and gets the luck Charlie had. Thumbs up so trolls understand.

  • HOW THE FUCK IS THIS IRONIC DUMB CUNT.

  • the way he said it was sarcastic like when you split up with your girl coz she was a bitch or cheat, then just to be a man about it you wish her well, but really she know and you know we wish she die lol !!

  • How is this ironic?

  • talent does not always get passed on. badly acted. insincere. sounded like his atty wrote that. just another low point in the worst few hours of television ever aired.

  • Ironic? Sounded slightly sarcastic to me.

  • why are all the top comments by the person who posted it?

  • @rhysmuir The person who posts the video always gets his posts on top. They are not the top comments, that section comes after. Try it out yourself, upload a video and post a comment. It'll appear on the top.

  • they got rid of him cos he and his family are so popular, and have been questioning the truth about sept 11. he didnt want to be the joooo slave so they said he was drug user, alcoholic, pyscho, wife basher and killed him off that way. thank you charlie for not being a puppet to the money

  • Hey utubecoolstuff can you explain what he said?

    I dont get it :S

    or can anyone interpret it for me? is it meant to be a secret fuck you message or something?

  • The trolls won. :(

  • @insaneporcupine

    The introduction of Ashton kutcher is good. You know that he is going to end up being just like Charlie by the house, the alcohol and the women. Mainly the women

  • @tomo225100 he got fired because he called his boss a Jew c*nt, not because of the drugs

  • i was waiting for him to say. NOT

  • damn he must of had been really high for this

  • Legend.

  • Charlie was funny and good now he is boring and looks like crap and did drugs thats y they killed him off

  • U know what I think that what he's doing is great and I think anyone who bases an opinion of what Charlie sheen is through magazines and trash should take another look

  • I don't get the irony :/

  • yep thats irony for you.....

    huh?

  • miss you! Uncle Charlie <- Jake said

  • Charlie Sheen is a great guy regardless of what people say and a talented actor. I only wish he could do more two and a half men but he just got jacked by kutcher

  • to me the whol premice of the show was 2 and a half men. What the hell is it now 2 and a half boys. Ashton is all lovelorn the first episode so basically now there are 2 cryers instead of 1. Ridiculous don't get me wrong Ashton is a good actor but the role they put him in sucks and doesnt make the title of the show make sense. Face it producers the shows over just make a new one is it that hard.

  • Sheen rules

  • Sheen rules

  • scary movie 3 :)

  • I dont care about his personal life , drug issues alcohol women,his relationship with chuck lorre or idk all i know is that Charlie Sheen on drugs is better on screen anytime then Ashton Ketchup

  • As much as I don't like the antics that he has done in the past few months, Two and a Half Men needs him.

  • I tried to watch the first episode with Mr. Koochie and had to shut it down after 15 minutes, not the same it really sucked!!!

  • They should revive Charlie Harper..and they don't need to explain it..we don't caree..hehehe

  • it looked very painfull for him to say that.... you know that not how he really feels.... he must have been paid BIG to say that

  • Charlie's Roast was pretty Godd and the new 2 and a half men Terrible!! God Bless Charlie Sheen keep Healthy and Strong Sky;s the Liimit!!!

  • The new show was actually quite good and it is still great tv

  • Actually Ashton's first appearance on the show was ok,but personally I could only consider him as a guest actor,hoping that Charlie will come out of the balcony any second

  • @utubecoolstuff precisely!

  • was charlie being sarcastic in saying he wishes the Men Show the best