How to open a car door and get out a car park!

[lue1975lue]

a blonde is a blonde!

[SwissTHX11384EB]

If this guy hasn't got any driver license, I beg the police not to arrest him. He shan't go far after all....

[MrS4t0V]

@JavaJoshua Either retarded or blind, either way...

[jonny5495]

dime bar

[sweetgeesuz]

@bkvisionfreeperview same to u bud

[supyto]

is that r plate on the window ?:D cant see :D cool skills thats why we have traffic in the streets...

[xReventonx]

wow man, this is how its like in Australia, piss me off !!!! :D

[hildygirl]

maybe his lock on the right door is broken! what's funny about that?

[bloodntearz]

wtf was so funny about that .. 

[elmopebbles07]

y is everyone in youtube british! learn how to talk fagget

[SirAvalord]

@elmopebbles07 You're the one who can't talk. "yea lets just scream faggot at anyone!" You are sad....just sad.

[elmopebbles07]

@SirAvalord dipshit lol u stll cant talk shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SMAr2wo]

drunkye...:D

[BIGTUBEDAVE31]

is he your friend as he was looking up to the camera 

[RudySovranMachine]

lobotomy !! is it still allowed?

[AponiDarlin]

häähh??



[iceshadow625]

there's no way he passed his driving test, driving like that

[RaMs3n]

what the fuck this guy is doing?

what he would do if u give him a semi trailer truck?

can some answer plz

thanks

[ShadedbyRust]

is he nickin' it :o)

[xialong123]

how in the fuck do you seriously suck THAT BAD at driving

[motokrosass]

he is very smart!

[oneangrybanana]

What's scary is how is he going to leave a parking lot when there are cars parked on both sides of his car. Apparently backing out is not going to be an option. Hopefully his Ford has wings.

[urbex2007]

@JavaJoshua Yes, they even have a badge to put in their car! We also let women drive and people who class themsleves as "disabled" but lift and carry huge things out of B&Q when they think no one is watching! In this world of equal opportunities, anyone can drive in the UK, even people with cataracts and mental illness.

[ClareneClaar5]

uuhmy cam is running abd i am really bored with all that stuff

[wolftch]

He doesn't know how to drive, plus he has no logic at all.

[hsackhsack]

is this suppossed to be funny?

[Fastline1000]

Wtf he is doing? Has he problems with deciding what to do next? Could be he is the brother of a driver in our company, he behaves the same kind. Best for all employes in this company would be, that he would leave his working place as the last one, because then the parking lot is empty and he would have enough space to move and nobody has to be feared that he could crash into another car. On the other side, there are enough trees, fences and walls to hit *lol*

[DANATRINGWOOD]

damn he should of just walked to his destination would of been faster lol

[lolstudios1]

that was truely terible driving, how did he pass???

[bobcurling2001]

not so my friend alfas have a bad reputation because of the seriously terrible service you get when you go to a main dealer for regular maintenance. i bring mine to a local mechanic and havnt had any trouble in 2 years

[niziano]

What a jackasss ....

[bobcurling2001]

had an escort years ago and for the last few weeks of its life the driver side door wouldn't open so i had to open it from the passenger side lean in and open the drivers door. on the last day neither door would open and i had to go in through the boot fold down the back seats and climb in to the drivers seat easier typed than done. i then drove to the scrap yard and got rid of it... and went out and got an alfa romeo 156 lol

[GaiaOnline777]

@bobcurling2001 Bad choice on the alfa.

[Suuzzel]

alfa 156 aaaai bet you want your old car back... haha

[aisukurimusandoichi]

@bobcurling2001 and then you owned a car that nothing worked on ever

[chrisg88wb]

this guy obiviously doesn't have a license

[Suuzzel]

note: the older fords do have problems with the keys  (the round ones) but this is insane!!

[brummiepride]

Very true my fiesta mk4 was like that but the only door that opened was the damn boot lmao

[delliverance]

How did he make it through childhood?

[Wskuller]

dude what a dum azz

[Goolz]

how on earth do they pass the test?

[planstore]

A caveman brought here by timemachine would figure out a car faster than that!

[steveoz24]

just do a google search on it and you will find out.

[TheodorKK]

hes trying to get in hes car!

[Terinigan]

Oh you're soooo cool for robbing a car...

[hellonpluto]

is this a piss take?

[oldskoolfool09]

he might as well fuckin walk lol-quicker and he dusnt have to pay £200 for a clutch every mile

[skiddin31]

LOL he realy is a fucking retard isnt he it took him 2 min to get inside teh car and 2min to get the fuck outa the car park and on top of that im sure he would have rode teh clutch like a mother fucker

[lybsterrules]

lol

[mkcsdlf]

¿sıɥʇ ƃuıpɐǝɹ unɟ ƃuıʌɐɥ noʎ ǝɹɐ ˙uɐɯ oǝpıʌ ʎzɐɹɔ

[parkylol]

lol, how do u do that ?

as a dyslexic thats even harder to read than usual, lol

[Mitchd03]

turn your keyboard upside down.

[LallaveGuestHouse2]

lol

[weedfarmer89]

i tried the upside down thing didn't work lol hahaha

[parkylol]

u mean monitor ( or laptop ) not the keyboard :P

[McL0vable]

@Mitchd03 I have a laptop :(

[alexbballboy]

you have to turn your computer upside down lol

[VarrioBPM]

unɟ ʎʇʇǝɹd sʇı lol ǝʇısqǝʍ lɐıɔǝds ɐ oʇ oƃ ɐʇʇoƃ noʎ

[SPTSuperSprinter156]

i can read upside down text rather easily.

[Videotubelord]

ʎsɐǝ

[RichardoDiaz]

lol we seem to yes

[masterzeek]

o wow i thought the door thing was bad. untill i watched the driving.

[wehack4u]

I have a Mercedes E325 and for some reason only known to the designers it has no place for a key on the drivers door. If the door remote malfunctions you can only unlock the car from the passenger side. Maybe his car has a similar feature. I cant explain his driving though.

[Volga2402]

and wats funny? stupid shit...

[quinnjohn1]

it is disgusting the amount of people who just should not be allowed to drive get licenses in the UK. There are still some old people driving in the UK that never sat a driving test, they just sent of to get one when driving licenses were introduced!!!!!

[KiraJenLove]

LOL! I have a truck whose door doesn't open on the driver's side from the outside, but only from the inside, and can only be locked from the passenger's side. But this guy seems to be having more trouble than that.

[HEERO2015]

fuking stupid vid

[DangerousDan666]

how on earth did he managed to get his driver license??????????????

[sam9408]

it doenst say anything about getting in or out of the car... lol

[DangerousDan666]

yeah but did you see how he got out of the parking lot??? I would have failed him right there as an instructor lol

[FraserLFA]

only at the weekends

[SavageSkittles]

HAHAHAH even my little escort doesnt give me that many problems! hahah

[goldbikechamp]

hahahahahahahaha wtf??? lol

[Javier140290]

Wooow. That's a huge stupidty!!

[JaveDMode]

hahahaha What a fukin moron! How the hell did he ever get a driver's licence??

[illyswim90]

ahahaha

[robertjdm]

andriuxa22

Who taught you grammar?

[andriuxa22]

who gived him a driving license ??

[KiCkBoXeR19841]

it whas in the box with cornflakes lmaoooo

[Agathon81]

Give him a break he's lithuanian not an american/english. And to the belgian (was not whas, and what can you learn "in the box of cornflakes" maybe you meant on the box??)

[killerwhale12120808]

i never knew he was Lithuanian... I'm Lithuanian and i know how to get a door open...

[VvMrMustanggvV]

lol is it broken??  what the hell?

[presidentsnookaroo]

some people shouldnt be allowed to drive

[007bondspy]

the roads are polutted with spastics like this

[FaderBerg]

this is sad hahahaha

[delliecotti]

I don't think i've ever seen anyone drive like this after passing their test. You don't have to be a driver to realise you reverse the other way and drive straight out, you don't have to turn your whole car round lol. funny vid tho!

[Zee08]

What a gigantic waste of time and storage space!

[HestenAllan]

Stirling84 - You stupid fuck. If you can't drive without an instructor telling you what to do the very next day after passing your test, you properly shouldn't have passed.. Doll !

[bbbd]

jesus..did he really pass? or did he pay sum1 else to pass for him?? thats insane!!! :| was he high or drunk or???

[MrDobilina]

i think they had tampered with the locks

[michaelemerson69]

Was he high at the time.. no other logical reason for it! lol

[morxster]

well thats 4 and a half minutes of my life i wont get back

[HolySpringRolls]

"well thats 4 and a half minutes of my life i wont get back"

then dont watch the video. where are your brains?

[laixxjas09]

well...id just like to say...

mayb he didnt noe wat was in the video before he watched it...

but i gess its true he could of stopped half way wen he realised it was boring hahah

ok sorry im just being annoying hahah XD

[Popk1ller]

Typical Ford feature, closing the door it will lock immediately.

[MaggotRYan]

what an idiot he needs to have his license taken away

[stirling84]

he's just passed his test u bunch of idiots! can u even remember getting in ur own car and not having an instructor sitting next to you telling u what to do, it's fuckin weird and hard to remember but it was you! plus he knew his mates were watchin and probs made it worse haha, what's the deal with his door? i had an escort and remember havin to lock the passenger from the inside but not gettin in it from the passenger haha brilliant!

[yurykalinin]

you have to be born to be a driver

if not - don't drive, it's not for everybody.

I have never been lost even the first time without anyone. :-)

[namsook]

did he fucking have a licence!

[bmanuel79]

that was gross

[salmiakbal]

now, that was difficult

[uikgseiu]

somebody kill him and stop his agony

[tuckleberry]

stupid / how can he have a license ?!

[greatstuffman]

so unbelievable.... lol

have fun...make video´s...

[yuezs]

damn god...this video is quite funny and stupid...

[RuneMo2]

fuck you assholes, go help him instead of suckin ur own tits

[lurkb]

Runemo2 You really think that guy needs or want help??? That person shouldn't even own a lisence ... or does he have one?

Take a chill pill!!!

[spikonaleash]

well instead of laughing and recording it why not go help the dude

[frederikwashier]

u cant help him he's a retard

[terminator170]

fuck this fuckingt retard kid fag ass

[jackbuilder14]

what the fuck is this dickhead doing for fuck's sake. this sick cunt shouldn't even be allowed anywhere near a car, let alone be allowed to fucking drive one.

[cyang90]

fuc k stupid guy

[ElRawns]

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[pjjijd]

the only cool thing about this video is the acent from the camara guy!

[5aint5mee]

Think He Needs A Re-Test..

If I Was His Mates He Would Seriously Damage Your Rep If You Get In His Car..

SaintSmee

[CasketRose]

haha. those are some mad driving skills. lol.

[AlexLima11]

wow, no way this retard passed a diving test.

[avatarnigger]

Who the fuck made this they should fucking get the award for lamest video ever.this is a very weird video.

[RoadRunnerLaser]

Is the "three-point-turn" still part of the UK driving test ????

I think this guy needs a few more lessons.

[RT10cold]

Ho Lee Shit, is he expecting to find Jack Nicholson with an Axe dragging his foot. I'm pretty confident Escorts had more than one forward gear.

[geminigemini]

That was painful.

[Tomjon1991]

I hope the murderer will fall and break his neck when he will hunt you ... otherwise, you're dead:D

[Hollandden]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG can't stop laughing HAHAHAHAHA

[puntovirgola]

i think he died in the parking coz he couldn't excape

[KebapMaster]

wtf was he doing???

[soton000]

what a pussy

[koerdos]

okeee, he looks like he was having his first sex , wtf man dont be so scared

[superchelseafctw]

lol at hs push pull steering

[Spudulike17]

haha 5 mins to get out of a car park half full of inanimate objects...impressive!

[Inutenma]

Why didn't he just get in the other side and move to the driver's seat?

[YorkshireDaz]

He'd be quicker using a can-opener to get in the car!!

[navigar666]

are you sure he's got a liscence?

[BabehLJ]

that was the funnyest fucking thing ever.

[woodenjellyfish]

is tat an ape driving a car?

[johnmonk66]

he has the driving ability of a woman

[S3hz]

and the side of the wheel

[rebeccawatkinson]

helloooo....are people putting up comments stupid! and deaf!!?? it is in england...hear the accent....and the yellow number plate at the back! europe has white on both front and back. intelligence is lacking in some people on here....

[GoodMarilynManson]

Hes has one Commodore 64 instead of a brain.

[staviation]

lol it is uk and it is a ford escort the most unreliable central door locking system in the world i had one once and when i was driving the doors kept locking and unlocking for 2 hours lol

[socalazn168]

THis is not even in America. You can tell by the number plates on the back of the car that it's a British plate: yellow on back and white on the front.

[skinnyc11]

corse its uk hes not tryin to steal the car!! hes just a prick that cant get into his own car!

[CABLEWEST]

i have stole a lot of shit but not like that .i can open a car in 6 seconds using a doorshanks an get what i want check my vids to see how to do it

[gazb3146]

yeah your a fucking cunt mate! how bout ya get a job n earn ur things instead of spongin off others you scummy piece of shit, ppl like you need shovin in a hole and gettin buried alive!

[fixit2112]

If this guy is sober then you should let mr x know that drugs are bad, m'kay! Never pass this guy a J. Paranoia!!!

P.s. I'll give you £100 for a scrap escort with burnt clutch and (probably) plenty of bodywork needed?? Its probably been written off by now judging by that performance!

[RudeBoyReal1]

amzing stupid

[omgwtfbbqasz]

haha wtf

[Jaapdeaap1]

And you believe he passed his driving test? hahaha can't believe it!

[AitchJay]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking..

[locouk]

How the hell did Mr X pass his test? I think you should name and shame his driving teacher. Oh and Mr X too. What area are you in? I have to keep an eye out for that car, just to keep well clear of it.

[icehazard1]

lol hes spastic xD

[Dishuman]

Omg... this mr X needs to fucking die of neumonia for being so pathetic.

[charliewspringfield]

WOW!

[patrick334]

wow , completly patetic .

[dipzy554]

u lot are shit heads

[vipergtsrvp]

i love britians gay laugh hehehehe

[Bazza10091]

I love Americans - Fat bastards hehehehe

[AitchJay]

Are you positive they are American?

Think carefully now..

[vonsteve86]

Wow they have Ford Escorts and Peugeot 206's in America now?

[varnlestoff]

they arent american, thats a brittish/european plate, + even if it where in america, they are obviously not native, "the voice"

[h0dg3s]

And the steering wheel is on the opposite side.

[4BUR4M3]

thats UK

[Bazza10091]

OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD

I was replying to someone insulting british people via insulting where they are from. FUCK you people lack brains?

[moki76k]

ROFL!

[behjoh]

Not funny! Creeps

[sgman92]

i hate stupid ppl

[Owen633]

I like it but were are u

[Skateburt]

cool...

[iNfaMousYaj]

man i dont noe why ya tripp'n n shit lol...this is kind of funny lol...i dont see these stupid shit everyday lol...man gtta show sum props

[moorsey24]

Atown2k3...man u are a pea head arnt you...wtf you watching it for anyway>?....I can be like you MR know it all know nothing!...Better than sitting around eating jerky and jelly doughnuts...and being the fattest nation on the planet you bunch of fat ego tripping cunts go fuck yourself....

[ElRawns]

Obviously from your comment have no idea about anything. Your opinion is worth less then a used tampon. Take you stereotype and your shitty sense of nothing and flush it down the toilet along with yourself.

[jsmiff13]

That is so stereotypical and incorrect, atown2k3!

[lyndonlongden]

so what is the fattest nation on the planet then ?

[zchris87v]

and this has to do with a guy in a car park how?

can`t remember and can`t find the comment i replied to.