Crysis - Jackass Stuntvideo

[crunchynacho]

chuck norris airplane

[Zeitproduction]

This is bad. Don't have sound. :(((

[webbinboy]

The classic Tom & Jerry Movement, on 8:02. XD

[H0RST01]

we need a sound -.-'

[DarkAegixx]

It looks painful whenever the Koreans land in the minefield.

[MightySavagE]

maximum ass made my day!

[jph701]

the problem of crysis is that the vehicle stuff if u want to flip the cars or stuff like that it doesnt really like flip it gets stuck or sumthin=[

[Zygnomic]

Maximum Ass LOLZ! Made me think of prono striaght away :[

[pcvsxbox360]

LOL THE CHICKEN XD XD XD

[willow925]

lol at 9:51

[likomikoe]

i just piss around in crysis until i can be bothered to do the missions

[schedex33674]

crysis is a lol game make fun and make action^^

[ZakAtak757]

The creator should make a MAXIMUM "Warhead" JACKASS!

[tuor1984]

maximum jackass lol

[MusicGroupProduction]

8:10 holy shit lols

[XturantulaXx]

6 truths of life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that the first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. I just had 2 read this so... here... pass it on fellow idiots lol

[xxDimitriosSxx]

yes u can, spread out your tongue and bight it with both, top and bottom rows of teeth, i just did it, its not hard

[OMGnoNAMESiWANT]

lol probs cause if u read it it then sais i can so so 3 and 4 are true for u

[slayer9498]

read the whole thing... -.-

[dearhboy]

in 4:50, did that guy who jumped out explode

[Teiturerfeitur1]

that's one tough uuuuhhh......flying thing

[Pinkyred9]

4:49 did he just blow up? XD

[GunSinMovies]

Lmfao! 8:07

Right on Target! XD

[juanchin77]

Excelent !!!!!

[Buzzlord]

4:40

Lucky man. for a bit.

[pollux94fr]

lol, exelent,

nice video !! ;)

[umeshalaka]

ive been in a situation like 2:50 b4

all you could see is the ground coming and are you body flailing

i broke my leg and my arm it sucked

[umeshalaka]

2:58 i mean

[turboshagna]

Pure, Crysis, Gold!

x-D

Godd Work!!!

[aghsaa]

you half CHICKENS in this game cool

[nomofica1]

PUNCH YO' CHICKEN!

[blackfreddie223]

this is awesome

[Th3Raz3r]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nomofica1]

4:18, he does the moon walk. :)

[Darkology123]

and.. falls off and dies. xD

[NerZul89]

omg the chicken :D really really awesome video, laughing my ass off dude

[DRKBULLETX]

Lol maximum ass!

[vjviorel]

the last part with the chicken and c4 is brilliant. lol. Big LOL.

[BruteCommando]

ROFLMAO

[xStalkerxx]

this is funny you fuckin asshole?

comparing bullshit jackass stunts with such an awesome game?

you're ruining the reputation of game

i can see little noobies here saying it's funny to an ordinary punching scene

[greyoldfellow]

oh yes crysis is serious business

[XKoijiX]

WE NEED EPISODE 2!!!

[DeathComposor]

Wow nice job mate! What are your system specs? I cant get fraps to run without lag ;o

[indofresh]

gay

[gatler05]

LMAO 2:49 STUPID

[Modest71]

MY compliments.. this will be , I am sure.. Vid of Crysis of the Year

[thisismynewname]

real nice vid

[Guitardude41]

what a nice freaking video! LOVE IT!!

[fdnfdjnedb]

make more

[Puttedask]

MAKE A CHAPTER 2! / EPISODE 2

[ponchoyo]

lol the chicken is awesome! i love chickens. so cool u can grap em. Gota catch 'em all!

[d4cl0n3]

Maximun Freak jejejejeje

[BreakingStuff]

I love all the attempts on taking the ship down

[Jeffreytjn7]

Nice :P

(I got a cool trick, check out my movie ;) )

[xstreamkills]

omg dude u copyd me and my buddys vidoe Crysis jackass

[flamethrower194]

yea well his is better compared 2 urs,sucka!

[Sebatiger]

lol wat graphics card

[DrunkenMuchacho]

thats great!!! nice job

[musevisa3]

Poor chickens...

[NATJACKASSTEAM]

LOL !!! very VERY FUNNY!!

[jeffknightrogen]

so i look up on youtube "jackass video" and this is what i get. some people have to much time on thier hands.

[ZeeKat]

Yeah, definitely this guy has too much time on his hands. He should do something more creative, ambitious and high profile, like cooking vomit or whatever jackass morons like to do, doesn't he.

[nickgabe1]

poor chickens

[xandycunha18]

que louco.

[madsrytter]

8.45 is nice XD

[hybrede]

Lmao 4:35 - 4:46 xD

[IXmeteoraXI]

LOOOL chicken part pwns xDD u picked her up and she was like...wtf???

[spankmaster22]

very nice song i need to know the name of it!

[ThrownToTheWolves]

George Thorogood and the destroyers - Bad to the bone.

[spankmaster22]

you da song is crazy cool!

[dergestiefelterkater]

yo fellass

wots da name of teh song?

[meeshieton]

yeah when u fall it feels real i get scared to fall i cant even look when i play..

[IXXIVC]

Awesome! congrats to 1 oneclone

nice job

[Philip1139]

Funny vid man 5 stars good work please make another one

[ADWeihe]

LMAO 8:51

[weedyweededweed]

fucking awesome,, do another one

!!!!

[Tatters620]

One charge aint enough for you is it?

*hehe*

Nice stunts, I realy say you must create a series of this.

[jeffknightrogen]

wow can you say nerd? who titles a video jackass and puts a bunch of video game stuff in it. take off your head set, take a break from world of warcraft, and do some stunts!!

[ZeeKat]

Hey, that's actually good idea. I'll go out and try to find some explosives, a humvee and helicopter to launch it into.

[Sokkalifee]

fanny stuff, what kind of Graphic card do you use?

[Sokkalifee]

fanny stuff, what kind of Graphic card do you use?

[kiss4luna]

is this a mode or an original level? i want it ;)

[MunkeyOfDeath]

AWEOSME! where is that little cliff area?

[qkenjfettan]

lmao, reminds me of the old halo jump movie

[Azaleliath]

OH NO...

THE CHICKENS!

[luisgomiz]

jajaa good video

[Dzikuuuuu]

Great Video :)

[Tommykrem]

Where is Jonny Knoxville?

[Jgamer509]

your aiming with the jeeps is fucking amazing.

[artistssoftpastels]

lol that was good i have to go play crysis now. bye

[QnikZKutna]

hahahaha very funny movie!!

[izzysparks1]

lol the Japanese fell of the plane and fell on gasoline

[Jebusjoose]

It's the koreans, not the japanese you bitch retarded.

[TABOLCS]

nice video guys

[ThomasRussia]

OMG Roflcopter

[aXque]

HAHA COOL VIDEO

[m14g]

this is way cooler than jackass

[ruberdyckylikesweed]

04:13 to 04:20 so funny XD

[Jac0by]

phail

[pimpsa91]

Lol number 1

[dooNH3T]

OMG!!! ROFLMAO!!!!  The NK on the plane after a sleep dart....Hahahahaha.. but the tree was the best. Great vid!!

[FierceDeity33]

very cool video! thanks

[M0rph1n]

That was just awesome!! :D Johhny Knoxville beginning was hilarious. Great work!

[sariosto]

nice4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Limpfittz]

omg this was crazy xD dhhaa. I have crysis my self, but i can only play fps lag free @ medium grapics.. :/ but im gonna buy a new PC soon :D wiie, i wanna join u guys, you semms to be having a blast! :D haha. good luck blowing some cars up in the future! ^^

[DutchManticore]

Kinda weird that he didn't shoot he korean until he got up fully :\

Awesome vid though :)

Favoured!

[GdFromHell]

also, whats your pc specs? and which settings did you play the game with? thx in advance...

[1oneclone]

Intel Q6600 with Watercooling and OCed to 3,2Ghz Leadtek 8800GTS 640MB OCed to 640core,1500shader,960memory 4GB Mushkin HP2 WDAAKS 750GB WDAAKS 500GB Coolermaster Stacker Bigtower I played the game with WinXP 32bit DX9 on all high with the best things from Very High enabled: -Vegetation is drawn farther -more vegetation wind -battledust enabled -sunshafts enabled -parallax occlusion mapping enabled -ingame edgeAA enabled to 2 (high is 1)

[1oneclone]

Oh and I forgot:

I'm not one of those crazy types that want to play at 1920x1080 so I played at a modest 1280x800 and it was and is beautiful.

[GdFromHell]

ROFL!!!

instant 5-star XD

[fiuza91]

AHAHAHAHAH

Nice video.

[3dfreak]

oh my god, HILARIOUS! LOL!