Dirty Jobs - Gooey Ducks

[max258147]

Nice one Mike u just made crushed guts

[max258147]

1.5 mil eggs? w8 holy crap its 1.5 BILLION EGGS HOLY SHIT

[uin1356]

the thing has a giant condom O_O

[MegaGangaking]

this shows sick

[vanessaschannel100]

chines lady;i told u were krazy lol

[vanessaschannel100]

i wish i had tht job

[TheKingsFW]

urban dictionary gooey duck The act of lifting your penis and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface.So don't put it in your mouth kid's

[max258147]

its like a sea giraffe

[cdg315]

It's actually spelled geoduck even tho it sounds like gooey duck

[1979rm250]

sad penis at 3:32 LMFAO XD

[Pielettie]

Is that a geoduck in your pocket or are you just happy sashimi... Wow.

[MEPERSONOFDOG]

Oh! Lol they sell that in Chinese markets and stuff! XD

[IamAWSOMEftw]

5:24 chuck norris's condom

[IamAWSOMEftw]

so condoms are made from gooey duck skin?

[WatchdogDisciple]

@IamAWSOMEftw Ehh too small

[LukeTheButtonMan]

MS. SWAN

[coldbloodedsniper8]

Gooey dick, the other white meat. lol....

[BankruptIrish]

LMFAO! "omg these are nithhhee gooey duck tho!"

[llx2o1]

its actually really good if you cook it right...pretty expensive though.

[ImBossification]

damn that woman looked SICK fuck eating in her restaurant.

[NorthCaliforniaGirl1]

5:38 "It's a beautiful piece of meat" - Woah!

[KammyLeih]

@NorthCaliforniaGirl1 lol

[NorthCaliforniaGirl1]

@KammyLeih Ditto! ;)

[adlaremse15]

que capitulo es ese de que temporada

[vangl34]

5:24 she pulled off the condom.

[KammyLeih]

@vangl34 6:08 Looks like he's dissecting a meatball.

[fishingandgames]

O.O

[fatimmortal]

Cut a 7inch deep slit in the "butt" and you got yourself a fleshlight.

[Awaveboarder]

they look like dark penises

[FireKevin370]

i'm definitely not sayin nigger anymore... from now on its gooey ducks...

[ghostavenger1988]

u can also use it as a dildo

[TarlaJay]

@3:31 : Lost inspiration

[monbrye28]

no penis jokes. no penis jokes. no penis jokes

[russianzio]

ejaculating food

[timjimrichy]

Dirty Jobs NEEDS TO BE BACK ON TV DISCOVERY PUT IT BACK ON

[croatiaa4ever]

FUCK!!!!

[iLickGuitars]

I am hysteric laughing and grossed out at the same time!

[neohariseldon]

5:24 superman taking off his condom

[theTardisrules]

they look like..... ummm.....yeeeaah id rather not say 0_0

[TheMaliciousStorm]

I'm dead. xD

[metaderocks]

It's spelled GEODUCK

[IrsyadPishal]

@metaderocks There are actually 2 names for this creature. One is "Gooeyduck". And the other one is "Geoduck".

[cheatninja9111]

T.T its bigger than me

[jwilla11]

Gooey dicks

[chopperboi89]

It's spelled "Geoduck" Fail on whoever was in charge of posting this on Youtube... Entertain your brain...

[xgensaga]

there nice water guns lolz and a great gift for a girl thats 18+

[FlawlessVizionz08]

Gooey Dicks

[44kittie]

It's GEODUCK, people. GEODUCK.

[Kronikwookie]

@44kittie offspring of geodude and psyduck?

[cheatninja9111]

@44kittie goooooooooyduck looks funner and its easier to pronounce when you see the what it sounds like

[8uckethead]

I bet she plays with the gooey ducks when no one's around..

[chunterr39]

its actually called "geoduck"

[MrHeavanell]

The correct spelling is geoduck wtf

[SoGiga]

3:31 LOL

[DoctorSpontaneous]

This whole video... is what she said....

[zombeman121]

...

[jubinjibin]

Gooey ducks should be renamed as Gooey dicks !

[awsomeking5]

I couldnt stop laughing

[deeyon12]

Look like sea dildos

[eviltwine234]

murderer!!!!! XD



[TofiBoss]

I was laughing my ass off since the asian woman started talking. howeyu? :3

hahaha!

[T4EVER1000]

What the hell are those things??? Alien babies

[sienxwei]

i thought it's a geoduck? that's how it's spelt in restaurants here... just that it's pronounced as gooey duck... :/

[Govadina]

can I use it a fleshlight?

[Prithish86]

Bad trophy!! LMAO!

[DannyFreeplay]

Now i know where Trojan XXL Magnums come from!

[Theboredg4mer]

the best part 5:33

[xLamerGamer]

thats a beautiful piece of meat LOL

[XxGODxXism]

one of them pissed at my grandpa

[firelilly08]

id fuck mike rowe

[ShowTime4232]

haha ran out of ammo 3:32

[Joseapari]

MY POKEDEX SAYS ITS A "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!"

[MrShadowSami]

they eat penis?

[MrShadowSami]

3:30 XD

[MrShadowSami]

Sure could, lucky devil. 2:44  XD

[Hoggles49]

240p... we meet again

[ValentinoStanley]

6:48 i will go find the wasiba

fail japanese

[LegendaryMusicFreak]

lol wtf... "Is that a gooey duck in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?" xD this guy...

[lyric142]

So many penis jokes. XD

[theweezeandsqueeze]

penis clams, awesome.

[jsfrc]

cook: this one is longa than di othe

mike: well yea it's like that in nature

lmao!!

[19Norway92]

I wonder what the first person who ate this was thinking.. hmmm this looks like a penis, lets eat it!

[CRVZS]

Really funny. The first time that i watch this man....

[kikikikia]

Well if anything goes wrong in my life, I know I can always resort to digging up Gooey Ducks.

[MPSecare]

Who thought It would be a good idea to dig up something that looks like a Japanese hentai monster and eat it.

[RetroTaco]

Prostitutes were right! yanking dicks are good money!

[L2AsteriX]

condoms ? :D

[QuakeTotem]

Hahaha Shelton!

[theurbanolive]

Do they come circumcised? 

[urs4ever86]

the other other... other white meat

[1123aka]

4.49 OMG  ...Thank you :P

[wanapiss]

they should sell these to women as dildos

[JJengineering]

did i get that right?

it basically IS a Penis with guts and love? :)

omfg ...

[david111235]

I read the title as gooey dicks o_o

[HistoryOfHoles]

@david111235 You didn't go too wrong.

[blanchedubois11]

Is it just me or is the resemblance just UNCANNY?!?!

:O

[MoveOverCasanova]

move over long dong silver and johnny holmes, here comes -- the goeduck!!!

[eunicejeruthlin]

"and that's just in one session..." haha aLOLOL

[VL3321]

OH GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!HORRIFIC!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[itzMarioable]

Fucking ads..

[Chrisruffolo81]

Need to watch more! 

[deliciousfishtacos]

she sounds like shes got a bit too much gooey duck in her throat

[treblig1995]

i think some of the got their bris XP

[XxRandomxNamexX]

My first Geoduck.

And yours is bigger than mine

Well....

[Corveette]

Thumbs up if a stranger from omeglel sent you here

[lmace83]

you could say that what is wat she said all video



[SynysterShadows523]

@4:48 it looks like she's jerkin' him off

[RoundEyeWHitey]

If you act like a dick for your whole life will you be reincarnated as a Gooey Duck?

[johnihartu]

@RoundEyeWHitey mhhhmmmmhhh......YES

[roackmai]

@RoundEyeWHitey HAHAAHAHHAAH THATS RITE!!!! DAMN FUNNY. I THINK JUSTIN BIEBER WILL BE A GOOEY DUCK NXT TIME

[BlueIce7BGB]

They look like penises because that is actually the penis. Sort of. They ejaculate out of it when it gets big... so yeah.

[BinaryBunyip]

@7:37 Is his 'latin name' superimposed on his shirt? It moves around a bit.

[seastorm23]

They love eating these here. It freaks me out.

[SerenaVampire734]

This was definitely one of the most memorable episodes. XD

[brianhawken]

"I told her not to leave me alone." Mike Roe is classic.

[pieman99777]

why does he always get the longer one?

[ammaretto]

what was god thinking when he made these?

[dappleback]

I totally want one as a pet. I'd name it Johnson.

[Goeriko]

@dappleback What do you want yer Johnson for, Dude?

[gubbie2u]

They are pronounced "gooey ducks," but spelling them that way would be wrong .. and is.

[Mommi2Angels]

Penis clams

[gubbie2u]

They are not GOOEY DUCKS ... they are geoduck clams. Sheesh!!!!

[DexwardCuxann]

@gubbie2u Yes. They're spelled as geoducks, but they're pronounced as gooey ducks.

[Omnomnious]

"Is that a gooey duck in your pocket or are you just happy sashimi?" - THAT WAS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS, SO UNEXPECTED TOO

[richardtoontown]

I'm talking about sex, we're talking about sex?

[bobolandi]

I think i have one living in my pants

[any1020]

washiba

LOL

[jj9160]

you cut the bottom out of a metal garbage bin and you put the can in and dig in the bin make sure not to collapse the sand

[jj9160]

Once I went gooey duck fishing! When I squish the part stucking out of the beach sand water squirts out never put your face near

[malsolv]

Looks like something you dont wanna put in your mouth? well that's rather subjective depending on nature lolz

[RiderCore]

WHAT'S THE NEW MUSIC IN THE BEGINNING OF DIRTY JOBS???

[MrWave110]

mike you need to shut the fuck up and start to do your job...

[10mannyman]

i love gooey DUCKS''

[JonathanSwifty]

looks pretty disgusting to eat.

[theWorldgottalent]

is it a penis? i mean i don tmena the whole thign but the penis looking thing yes?

[ZAPdontlook]

"And yours is bigger than mine."

"...well."

[batSkull22]

Never seen that before. I learnt something from youtube!

[zaucyboy]

3:34 :(

[brianhuynh4737]

thats why its called dirty jobs (:

[zcuzcu]

Don't leave your dick in hot water for too long

[Longi452]

The skin looks like lubed condoms....

[Annasavi]

its not "Gooey Ducks" its Geoducks

[DeStorm08]

Why do they look like penises?

[calledartist]

@DeStorm08 because nature has a sense of humor XD

[levraicafeine]

@DeStorm08 good question!

[Moncantha]

@DeStorm08 i think these evolved long before any animals with that type of genitalia...so the question should be why do penis look like these :).

[Anthropophagism]

@DeStorm08 Since Geoducks have been around for 25 million years (and humans 2.5 million), I'd sooner ask.. why do human penises look like Geoducks?

[G1b23]

@DeStorm08 thats a good question...

[0spitterhiter0zaraki]

@DeStorm08 their natures dildos

[jubinjibin]

@DeStorm08 good question !!!:D

[zidizadaze]

so many sexual innuendos!

[zidizadaze]

"Sure can, lucky devil"

[MoonySolo]

4:47 She searches his pockets and says nice "gooey duck though"

[ThrBeastOne]

pause at 4:48

[Suvanna1]

@ThrBeastOne lol to funny



[face2dirtstyle]

@ThrBeastOne Whyyyyyy?!!!!!!

[jidewoaini]

i got meal worm is not a meal is a larva

[killaaa2106]

5:33 thats not a goey duck shes holding haha xd

[StewieGriffin44]

It's actually Geoduck, but it's pronounced Gooey Duck.

[Makaveli25x]

has nothing to do with gooey or ducks. yet some asshole named it gooey duck.

[OversizedTwit]

It's spelled geoduck, Dirty Jobs people!

[sindude300]

Washiba... Wasabi..

[bouchayz]

"That's a beautiful piece of meat, Yes it is!"

[form109]

they look like penises.

[Maplesyrup41]

how mANY MORE dick jokes can thye make? :D

[iameunicela]

lol. the skin they pulled out looks like an extra long condom. LOL!

[VannyARTS]

LOL how can a foot look like a butt

[lumiere2020]

It's the grossiest and the funniest show I've ever seen... Pretty interesting too. xD

[helloweenfields]

thas Edibo Foo!!

[808Hea]

OMFG 4:47 mature asian interacial porn.

[machetero1]

"he's got the short end of the stick, it's a chinese box turtle" lol, mike rowe saying azns have tiny peckers

[dsadsa007]

wtf was that woman saying

[ifrenchfry]

-He could just do THAT all day?

-Sure could, lucky devil!

xD

[Gum2Gum]

gooey dicks. that must be the best thing to be a dick that cum all day.lol