Best interrogation method ever

[Blasted2Oblivion]

He is like the SGC version of Gibbs.

[plasm2]

-_- ~_~

[goddessme86]

7 people cracked using this method.

[Ruach]

This show really changed asthetics as it went on.

[Mylabug97]

That was the scariest Teal'c EVER!

[Culturealimprovement]

Copyright whoever owns Stargate SG-1...lol

[coladict]

@Culturealimprovement and that has successfully protected it from being taken down, even though it is now automatically recognized as copyrighted material :)

[Culturealimprovement]

@coladict its like a million of sg-1 vids on youtube dude...

[Axerien]

Teal'c is the only one who can do the silent interrogation method successfully!

[chrisrajive]

freaky this was a random vid yet i watched this episode just yesterday

[zibafu]

isnt that the guy who plays brody in sgu ?

[NJEsperantist]

@zibafu yes it is!

[redneckdipper1337]

@zibafu ha you know what i thank he is lol

[been01010]

i remember this

[srblackbird1]

he just looked at him scared shitless

[AlabamaSoldier]

Teal'c could get an orange to talk.

[richgilb]

@AlabamaSoldier Have you seen "The Annoying Orange?" I'd rather he got an orange to shut up...

[xadam2dudex]

I miss my SG1 and SGA !! damn bean pushers

[locutus340]

"who ever owns stargate" poster that would be mgm you moron

[coladict]

@locutus340 There's more than one company involved and I don't know, nor care which one owns the copyright. Personally I think patent and copyright laws are out of control and need to be scrubbed and rebuilt from scratch.

[locutus340]

@coladict mgm is the people who are in charge... enough said of course you dont care just like your post

[thegreatchimp]

@coladict Indeed they should be

[godscuttingyoudown]

@locutus340 Sony acquired mgm. MGM only exist in name. I don't think you understand today's business world. A subsidiary, is an entity controlled by a separate Limited liability entity

meaning Sony acquired MGM for the brand access to 1000's DVD's and to recycle old garbage scripts into new TV spin offs like stargate which is repackaged star trek that was repackaged 1930's space police, flash Gordon but sold to this generation to make people like you think your generation is special

[adria138]

well, to be honest, what would anybody a bit smaller to do, when someone like T´lc will sit in front of him and start interrogation him?? :)

[ssj4gokusama]

More efficient than Jack Bauer

[superawesomefilm]

change the title to dumbest interrogated subject ever

[FerretJohn]

@superawesomefilm Like you wouldn't piss your pants under Teal'cs stare

[mastergx1]

@JeanMarieFr I don't want to meet him anywhere!

[fallinloveromance]

If I'm not looking fatness, he's like Buddha

[Zamolxes77]

The chair creaks as Teal'c leans forward and that's when people start shitting themselves ;)

[PsychCrazy1]

The guy looked so scared.  All Teal'c had to do was stare at him.

[CoolioCheeseio]

I would probably scream 'I'LL TALK!' as soon as he sat down. XD

[RayPall]

@CoolioCheeseio Maybe something like

"Haha, I'm not gonna tell you jack and you can try whoever you want, assholes! I'm highly resistant against any psychical of physical torture and the only outcome of your efforts will be my spit in your face! Bring it on, pussies!"

*Teal'c enters the room."

"What? Another cocksucker trying to make me talk?"

*Teal'c and his pokerface. *

*Five seconds later*

"OK!! I'll talk! I'l talk, just get him out of me, please!! *scared shitless"

x))

[CoolioCheeseio]

@RayPall LOL!

[idkwhou33]

silence is golden ;)

[carvell99]

MI5 should give him a job.

[thespikescheme]

Can we all agree that Teal'c is the best interrogation method.

[fallinloveromance]

aaahahahahahaha :D

[Kristhor]

teal'c could work as a lie detector :P

[Dglaproductions]

*stare*

Okay I did it.

[jackofblades94]

indeed....

[MrCanimir]

isn`t that mrs broudy ? ?!

[Samoutuomas]

:|

[KeanuReeves117]

Gyan

[mitDreiEcke]

Futura? Really, Brody? Isn't that a font?

[davidls11]

But where are they supposed to find a Jaffa in Guantanamo?

[theweirdo42]

The sheer look of determination.

[AllisonTheSNLGuru]

I first saw this episode after having a flu shot early in the day (back in November). I had the side effects and was in a lot of pain from a fever...I had to stifle my laughter over this scene because it would have been too much for my body to handle.

Of course, it didn't stop me from laughing at it now...thanks for sharing! :-)

[trav064]

love the little creak his chair makes when he leans forward

[Mephistin]

Thumbs up if you think Tilk should have been the first black president instead of Obama XP

[jackoneill45]

Anyone notice at 0:19 Teal'c 's cheeks twitch? I've been watching SG1 and I notice that happens a lot. I wonder if he has some sort of muscle spasms there or something.

[Balbarei]

Brody from Stargate Universe ;)

[GSMOUSA]

Ok, for anyone who wishes to know the secret:

0:23 Tial'c comes in, the man notices that Tial'c has a boner

0:54 Tial'c took out a condom from his pocket

1:05 Tial'c points at the section where it reads "97% protection"

1:15 The man notices that Tial'c began to unwrap the condom, the man looks down: "al right !!!!!! I'll tell you what I know, but you have to promise me protection !!!!

[MalexThirteen]

He is Dr. Brody in SG:U

[Baleur]

@MalexThirteen He looks like a Dustin Hoffman twin in SG:U, here i didnt even notice it was the same guy XD

[duonoaikouka]

ROFL!! Oh Teal'c, m'man. Are you open for hire? Got a couple of people in HR who need convincing that I need a raise. :D

[razor2657]

That poor, poor man.

[BoomDowg]

Teal'c can be very creepy when he wants to!

[Yolopanther11]

The eyes may be the door, and you should be careful what comes in. However, the eyes are also the window, be careful what might break through.

[AlexSDU]

LOL, we could use more people like Teal'c in our precincts. Cut out interrogation time by half, or more than that. Solve more crimes.

[crypt41]

we need more teal'cs to interrogate our enemies, he so badass, he just have to look at them

[bandarakung]

the eyes are the window to the soul

[coladict]

@bandarakung Then you haven't watched Doctor Who. The eyes are not the windows of the soul, they are the doors. Beware what may enter there.

[bandarakung]

@coladict then u haven't watch NCIS by quoting Dr.Mallard as he says the eyes are the window to the soul

[Revenantch]

@coladict Doctor Who's the best! :D

[Makrokosmos]

@coladict

dude... be much more aware of can leave there....

[brie015]

@coladict Stargate AND a Doctor Who fan? You give me hope for the world.

[Nyxycodone]

@brie015 There's more of us then you think. My top three shows Stargate, Dr. W and Firefly.

Also, Teal'c is badass.

[mamsmelk]

@brie015 There are a lot more die hard sci-fi fans than you think. Stargate is one of my favourite shows and I really like to watch Doctor Who when it's on TV.

[LEPShot226]

@coladict I swear to god it feels like I'm the only person that watches that show. Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity

[Metroidhunter60893]

like gibs from NCIS

[webduelist]

tel'c is interviewing Brody about SGU lol

[Mylvlisnotme]

Some cops actually do this in interrogations.(people hate silence and cops get extra for overtime, so they don't mind sitting there a few extra couple of hours)

[UnkNowN0260]

same guy who plays Adam Brody of sgu

[MrBloodbunny]

AWESOME :)

[novantha1]

my teachers always said that silence is a valuable trait...

[Stormtjakka]

The interrogated one is the scientist in Stargate universe is he not?

[coladict]

@Stormtjakka I hadn't noticed that. We do have a match for an actor from the episode with a role throughout SGU. Actor's name is Peter Kelamis. I'm not good with faces, but I believe it's the same guy.

[pottersmarauders]

@coladict he plays brody in sgu

[khajj16]

@coladict same voice as Brody in stargate universe anyway

[Punisher4bmw]

@coladict I think this guy is Dr. Brody from SGU his face does look the same but in SGU he has longer curly hair:P

[coladict]

@Punisher4bmw If you had read the further comments you would know it's confirmed.

[spartan231490]

@Stormtjakka yes, one of them.

[ThePersmo]

@Stormtjakka Yeah it's him alright. ^^

[Maceman25]

@Stormtjakka Yes yes your right

[TheRose202]

@Stormtjakka I like Dr. Rush better >.>

[Superiorer]

@TheRose202 Dr. Rush is a big fail. McKay and Carter own him and I bet Dr. Lee is twice as good.

[DarthKeller]

@Stormtjakka Certainly looks like him

[chocolatemeatball47]

Lol

[sunkistbabe2]

Is that Volker?

[kroust1]

HAHHA the sound of teh chair when he approaxches !!!LMAO

[AllisonTheSNLGuru]

I just saw this ep the other day, it was great, but this scene was classic!! One of my friends loves Christopher Judge, and she thinks he was CREEPY in this scene!

[SatanicSBA]

it's from the episode where they try to frame jack for shooting kinsey

[Nonsaneness]

Jesus, look at those lips.

[MrBloodbunny]

@Nonsaneness who's lips?

[chimatheredwolf]

what a coward! teal'c doesnt even say anything!!

[JayJayCAW2009]

lets get Christopher Judge to play DarkSeid in Smallville season 10.........SPREAD THE WORD!!! lol

[Toneai2007]

2 things: What episode is this from, I need at least season.

And I know how Hypnotoad (Futurama) was created, they took D.N.A. from Teal'C and poured it into a egg of a toad. Hypnotoad just wants rule the universe, but Teal'C doesn't need to, cause he is BADASS!!!

[coladict]

@Toneai2007 Season 6 episode 14. 

[GretaFripouille]

It's so funny!

[Zgamer618]

Teal'c

[Draevan13]

Epic Teal'c stare. O_O

[lmm85]

So this is how waterboarding is really performed. No wonder people want it banned. :/

[VivaAZN]

Ronnon would like to disagree to this tactic... remember making a guy faint w/o "touching him"? During the episode.... um... the one when atlantis was a ticking bomb..

[keets0]

@VivaAZN Problem there is the scientist was a wussy who had seen Ronon before. Then after all the interrogations/interviews Ronon steps in lookin like he's about to bust him up bare handed. So of course wussy faints.

With this one though the guy has never seen Teal'c and the guy no doubt has some kind of smarts and intuition. So Teal'c uses that against him. If you can't understand what's portrayed in this scene then watch the episode. It speaks for itself.

[keets0]

@VivaAZN Not to mention Ronon never even got any information out of the guy. While all Teal'c had to do was sit down and visually make his intentions apparant.

[keets0]

@VivaAZN Not to mention Ronon never got any information out of the guy. It turned out to be a goose chase so to speak.

While all Teal'c had to do was sit down and make his intentions clear with simple visuals.

They were both portrayin some badasses but this one at least had some results. Just a matter of different stories is all. They're both good.

[Jgrado1]

BRODY!

[vvv0472]

IT IS PETER KELAMIS FROM SGU!

[sanctuarychick95]

Hahaha I loved this xD

[zippacna]

LOL SQUEAKY CHAIR!!!!!!!XD

[replicator666]

Teal'cs the BEST

[thelivingsteel]

if only every police precinct had a Teal'c to bring in for interrogations... ;)

[kennu7776]

Its amazing how Teal'c doesn't start laughing at his "victim"

[erehel]

It's like he is staring right through my soul!!

Too funny:D

[ciscokitty8]

tell me what i want to know...or i will kill you by staring at you

[DeadlyAssassin19]

Teal'c is so threatening he does not need to speak, merely stair.

[FerretJohn]

You know the guards in the back are fighting hard not to crack up while furiously taking down notes on how to interrogate.

[carramelmonkey]

I love how the chair creaks when he leans forward. :P:/

[showan412]

@carramelmonkey to think that Stargate Command: The buffiest fucks of them all can't afford to get some chairs... or atleast some oil to stop that crankin'

[xandercordy1]

Is this from the episode where Daniel is trying to get information out of someone but they refuse so he leaves them with Teal'c? I loved the fact that Daniel would think of that, but if I remember correctly, they showed Daniel and the others outside waiting, Teal'c showed up and they said, "Quicker than I thought." Just got finished watching a bunch of episodes so I am confused.

[coladict]

No, you're thinking of another episode. In this one there are some of the mimic devices left-over from an attempted invasion of SGC. The devices allowed the aliens to look like the people from the base. Anyway in this episode they're stolen from Area 51.

[xandercordy1]

coladict, Thanks. Like I said, after watching so many back to back to back episodes, it is hard to tell between a lot of them. Still watching though.

[YadadaYadada]

@coladict

To be more precise, it's the episode where O'Neill is suspected of assassinating Senator Kinsey, and Carter has to go to D.C. and work with an NID agent to find "The Committee".

[Mrmoc7]

@YadadaYadada

I've got ALL 10 seasons...on DVD. -:)

[swehunter2000]

soo funny indeed and nice description to :P

[coladict]

Well I didn't want this one taken down for copyright infringement as well, so I figure that might save me the trouble.

[MattSniper117]

O SNAP TEAL'C IS PRO

[noob2510]

I can't belive, that I don't remember that scene.

shame on me :(

[Aenigmaa]

I wouldn't wanna play poker with Teal'c... man, that pokerface...

[gradyiscool]

He says nothing, and speaks volumes. His eyes say, "Tell me what I wish to know. Or your death will be excessively slow and needlessly painfully."

[Cooley35]

He never did promise protection. lol

[NullSp3ctre]

Isnt that dude being interrogate in Stargate Universe? lool

[SmopuiM]

Sholva

[haltrman93]

all he does is lean in xD

[leopard2a6mcan]

I agree, that is the best interogation method ever

[kmaister]

lol Teal'c rocks....i love when the gang get to know him better they name his face...so funny...

[Darkening]

lolol

[Crawkid]

*stare*

bwuhahahaha

[NathanRomml]

If ass-faced idiot would be staring at me that long I would also say everything if only fucker would go away.

[JammiSammi4Eva]

if that was me doing that scene i could never have kept a straight face XD

[gemblood]

dude!! i soo feel you!

[HijenA]

@JammiSammi4Eva you sead it :-D no way, this is probably the funniest scene in SG1 apart from golfing :-D

[GillTav]

@JammiSammi4Eva I tried it doesn't work! lol

[AElektraZ87]

@JammiSammi4Eva same, I wonder hom wany times chris judge had to do it. lol

[SGFanFiction]

Teal'c rocks

thanks

[alinktothepast01]

He looks like a Toad...

[GhostReaperUltimate]

Real men can make themself understood without words.

[mantas1111000]

Did he use tretonin by that episode already?

If not, then a little correction could be added:

Real Shalva Jaffa's can make (other half of the comment). But how i remember he did.

[Mrmoc7]

That's assuming they're dealing with moderately intelligent folks. With stupid people, no amount of body language can convey a damn thing to them.

[jhdghsdfkhgjk]

teal'c is the shit. anyone else cant stand ronon from sga he's supposed to be that stereotypical bad ass but he cant pull it off he dosnt even look the part i beat i can kick his scrawny ass. idk if the creators intended his character's stubbornness to be annoying as hell but they pulled it off

[mantas1111000]

Oh, For Cryin' Out Loud!!!! Teal'c is GOOD. Goa'ulds are not gods, they're parasytes, wich control the body of the host! How many times the world of Tau'ri will have to tell you that, Goa'uld believing Jaffa ******bags? And he is not a Shalva, YOU ARE!

[stevencastelein01]

aah jaffa interrogation techniques, will we puny earthlings ever be so good and cool

[BuzzyBabey]

Ahahahahaa I LOVE Teal'c :) Muscles is my fave out the lot of SG:1 :D When i need to keep a straight face, I imagine Teal'c doing one and me sitting across the table to him and i have to beat him in a staring contest XD Sometimes i'm in a room full of people, it's all quiet then i just burst out laughing because i think of this scene :P Everyone's like <.< ...

[FMPolson]

The creaking chair just sells it!

[ATCGproductions]

haha teal'c could freak out anybody!!

[lionlover96]

Oh wow..Teal`c and Ronon is the last person on my list to be on there bad sad. I hope and pray to God that I never sumhow get put in SGA and SG1 universe when im in a bad mood. Cuz I never wanna be on there bad side. Or make them angry. I have seen them both mad b4 and i was glad I wasnt the person that they were mad at.

[ilurvebigbutts]

lol Teal'c is awesome! the actor is actually a really funny guy, it must have been so hard to do this!

[Ghanima16]

Indeed :)

[Richinweston]

I WANT MY MUMMY!!!!!

[CacheTaFace]

THE STARE!!!

[HiveMistress]

Love it! Teal'c staring & staring & staring...

[Janiqua]

I've often wondered who the best interrogator is... Teal'c or Ronon? I'd have to go with Teal'c. Sorry, Ronon, but when you need answers and confessions, it's best if you don't scare the guy so badly he faints.... lol

[LionelMessi1337]

Well to be fair, Ronon's guy was a huge coward anyway :p

[neonbluemonkey]

teal'c

[josamen]

LOL.....Teal'c with the eyes that can pierce your soul.....:-P

I think the suspect gassed out the guard when he crapped himself from the chair creaking....:-P

I also like dhis line with that one reporter "if you would like to find out about Colonel O'Neill, perhaps you should speak with Colonel O'Neill"

[32silvercoins]

The chair creaking was enough to make him piss himself :D

[wolvesruleohyay]

classic tealc try to picture carter doing that and it wouldn't work would it? it would be freaking hilarious though!

[CYRUSsoreal1987]

when tilc leaned in slightly just a bit... the chair creaked juust right. Scary...

[emofoxkitten <]

if I was faced with Teal'c like that I would probaly piss myself