GoldenEye Stand-Off

[pwnzor670]

this is how most goldeneye 007 matches go...

[LibertarianThunder]

Me and my siblings got a N64 with Goldeneye, Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time for christmas '98. Good times...

[pwnzor670]

@LibertarianThunder yeah, that was all you really needed to have fun with an N64.

[crazydud111]

lol

[thefifthrace93]

I love this game just hilarious

[ZeroAnnihilated]

This makes me happy.

[lovetohate642]

They should have just picked one shot kills.

[214GKBI]

oh man! how i miss that song they out on during the video

[Y3DOTA]

there is a sound like when u plug out your ipod

[tayfshaker]

iphone? 0:33



[BittenByMeFilmz]

i was suposed to have 3 projects done then collage humer happened

[d34dfl3sh]

Best college humor video period.

[milkychipz]

GEDDAN >:D

[XlightninX]

slappers only *slappity slap* and then i lold.

[WAXstudios]

In 20 years or so, he will be a good Bond.

[Chucktran25]

best shooter on n64 hands down!

[raymondking32]

They should have used the big heads

[ThEZuKane]

ahaha i remember playing this with my cousins, 4 players, no Oddjob and camping xD

[analyticannoyance]

Correction---> Ocarina of time, Super Smash Bros, Mario Cart, Super Mario Bros, Golden Eye. Five best Nintendo 64 games of all time, you didn't need anything else if you had these.

[TheSchaef47]

@analyticannoyance I didn't see Jet Force Gemini, Perfect Dark or Conker's Bad Fur Day on that list.

[thedarkinhell]

my name is alec :3

[itzonu1]

dear collegehumor i would like to go to bed but i cant

[sothatswhathapppened]

@ 0:32 i swear i hear an iphone being plugged in.

[BlackManSlim562]

i was hoping for Slappers!!

[TheAznFromAza]

did anyone else hear an ipod at 0:32?

[KakaPlanet]

@TheAznFromAza Wow yes

[cartwheelsAreUs]

Used to friggin' LOVE this game.

[Taffynation]

WAIT!

He had a regular gun, then the golden gun, then the regular gun again! WTF?

[The1stVolc]

@Taffynation He was disarmed.

[AngusGibsonT]

They should make a movie out of this!!!!!!

[Kaagh178]

506 people stepped on a proximity mine.

[SillyNerdify]

Can't kill Bond. he's kind of a Time Lord.... He'll just regenerate into a new actor ;)

[JDLupus]

@SillyNerdify That is an awesome fan theory!

[naf2692]

sound of an ipod being plugged in at 0:33 lol.

[ItsEasyIfYouThink]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

[makerwidow]

loved the game. loved this

[bigmacjd]

oddjob isnt hard to kill, its his head at hip level, so its so easy to get the head shot.

[amerrittification]

Actually Nick Nack is the most impossible person to kill

[PokemonAce101]

XD



[WhatsY0UTUB3]

Ah it would have been funnier if the "slappers only" was the same as it is in the game.. The arms don't actually move, you just hear slapping noises.

[wtfproductionz100]

Who heard somebody plug in their iPhone at 0:32 ?

[mrchoochoohead]

@wtfproductionz100 lol good catch

[JohnnyCake12333]

so accurate lol,

[Naturalvelocity]

hoold on... are immitating the wii or N64 game?

[dafuckyouguy]

@Naturalvelocity n64 i believe

[thebestnameverful]

its so easy to procrastinate with these videos...

[Sir0Robin]

The goldengun is a pistol....

[DashOfRainbow]

@Sir0Robin

it's not an available gun in the "pistols only" option in Goldeneye, but technically you're right.

[redrounin]

"I suppose the rules have changed, I... changed them when you were in the bathroom" LOL

[emzluvsyaall]

Oh my god, Josh's laugh at the end made me melt!

[jmen1333]

My brother never let me choose because I wanted to try slappers and knives...just once. It never happened :(

[insanitystudio]

I would have chosen throwing knives

[Fuzzyx58]

Slappers Only...

[DashOfRainbow]

THE TEMPLE FOR THE WIN!!!

[AvsJoe]

Slappers only, one-hit kills. Best. Matches. EVAR!

[khit007]

good lord i ended up enjoying the ad for CDI college more than the video itself XD

[haloguy840]

LOL i can remember that melee attack XD XD

[progressive96]

These never fail to amuse me...

[LostMySauce]

We need more of these!!

[LetsPlayGuy12]

This is what i did when i played GoldenEye:

Start up game.

Tell everyone to get some snacks.

Start up Multiplayer, Choose Oddjob.

Friends come back pissed at me.

[Ethiopianman777]

Every coversation youd have playing the game. Especially oddjob

[Psykozinator]

God, I miss this game..

[Crymson1]

Oh, goodness. The caves. Please, no.

[Willguy24]

James Bond and the bitch slap of death XD

BEST MIVIE EVER (or would be)

[superdpat]

now wait who won??

[iTTmFTW]

What made odd job easy to kill was when you put big heads on and I always loved the throwing knives

[MrParamedics]

I love this! Totally reminds me of Nightfire on the PS2, loong ago!

[schmidtbag]

@MrParamedics *sigh* are you not aware of what goldeneye for n64 is?

[HPatrikCoyne]

@MrParamedics except it's everything from goldeneye, on the N64

[The1Godforever]

getting slap to death

[HoxoDz]

Impressive flashback video effect, I used to host party all night long on this game <3

[Nozyspy]

That is a very impressive Pierce Brosnan impression!

[BuddyRider]

Can you even put unlimited ammo on? I NEVER KNEW!!!!!!!

[MrAlexofMetal]

Am I the only one who still plays this game?

[SoloUltratus]

@MrAlexofMetal Nope i still play it with mupen64. Right now im trying to complete Depot on 00 Agent and also get the cheat on Archives, but im always 4 seconds to late.

[Evenwas616]

It's just how it played out every time, literally everything in this video was just like the game, Ahh, back in the good old days, which really isn't that long ago in a sense...

[dcs290]

so many hidden laughs...

[Epicman6676]

best fucking N 64 game ever..besides super smash bros

[ryandonian]

@Epicman6676 smash bros 64 is fucking insane. when played professionally. the players move faster than you can react.

[Crymson1]

@ryandonian Agreed. It was the case with my dormmates and I in college.

[Daniyal96]

@Epicman6676 and ocarina of time

[Epicman6676]

@Daniyal96 yeah that was a sweet game too but i like too many N 64 games XD lolz

[mackattack7309]

@Daniyal96 and super mario 64

[Chibbox]

@Daniyal96 and perfect dark.

[GaryYudman]

@Daniyal96 And star fox

[devil2bDK]

@Epicman6676 Yo! what about perfect dark and star fox?

[sgtnannerss]

@Epicman6676

and mario party 2

[porrsmurfen]

@Epicman6676 Oh god, the memories.

[IshCoolReviews]

@Epicman6676 And Majora's Mask.

[WafflezDay]

@Epicman6676 And DK 64 :P

[spainkicksass]

@Epicman6676 and super mario 64

[treydog3000]

@Epicman6676 and conkers bad furday and mario cart....

[breno2342]

So this is what Buster did when he joined the army?

[ThePainlessVirus]

haha this is pretty accurate lol, especially the slapping part!

[EnivsionItAll]

oddjob really was a bitch to shoot

[squeezewilson9]

Man that's exactly how the conversation would go and that's definitely how the chops are on that game lol!!!

[burningflurber]

He was about to crack up at the end when they were hitting each other.

[LyricalTroll]

:L reminds me of my childhood

[Sp010ky]

lol at 2:00 you can see him smile slappin away.

[NoobieLandCity]

I remember placing approximity mine everywhere in the map while the others were fighting.. then I was like "Come get me NOOB" then every mine explode one by one and kill me.. doh

[bowser5295]

LOL slap fight hahaha i remember that

[StevenDale32]

that guy has a huge left ear

[dallasbby]

oh bodygaurd<3

[MrAllthenamesaregone]

dude when i heard the backround music in the beginning i thought of the cheat where it makes their head really big

[mclaclan]

I would always play that game on the game cube

[xShortyZz]

Haha, that game was great

[1111Rickrick]

FACILITY!!!

[CognitiveNetwork]

An approximity miner with bad memory, sounds like I shouldn't become an explosives specialist in the army...

[MomentumInMotion1]

oh man I miss this game. Goldeneye moonraker laser>Nazi zombies ray gun

[MrStickmanSteve]

funny because this is how the game is

[stonetheshooter]

Jaws play now?

[lauludt2htetega]

james bond looks alot like artix. but hes somebody else O.O

[Univerbal]

LINE PIECE!

[FabioCorleone17]

does anyone else hear the iphone charging at 0:33?

[ChemHandbook]

IKR!

[HappyYodeler4]

Facility will always be the best map

[Polusviridisastrum]

Right at the beginning, when i saw that guy shooting, i thought of "LINE PIECE!" >_<

[Wafledor]

1:57 josh starts smiling

[short537]

"peace treaty" flashbacks galore. God those were good times.

[RvcaArtistNP]

ever!!

[RvcaArtistNP]

video!



[RvcaArtistNP]

BEEEESTTT



[Greatbacons]

I thought I said no golden gun he rules have changed bond. lol

[viewtifulmoejoe]

I love the classic hand slap sound bite

[xXHawkCheerXx]

Doesn't he look like Orlando Bloom here?

[wordbaby09]

0:32 can you hear the iPod turn on?

[MegaBluntsmoka]

@wordbaby09 It's being plugged in not turned on.

[tashtm99]

@wordbaby09 u have golden ears sir

[gangstacam100]

@wordbaby09 yes

[TheKingy55]

@wordbaby09 isnt that the sound of it charging ?

[DangerousPOSSE]

@wordbaby09 haha yeah plugging into a computer

[stanvugs]

@wordbaby09 I checked my iPhone hahaha

[TheGamingDeity]

Naw this is more like Nightfire for the GameCube :P

[megasuperepickadog]

i hate movies like this. they are cool and action packed but whenever the villan has got the hero right where he wants him he doesnt pull the trigger he just talks to him. and also, why cant there be a movie where the hero gets killed/defeated? im tired of seeing the hero always winning dont you?

[kitchean]

@megasuperepickadog technically the hero in watchmen was rorshack and he is killed. The villains plan is executed so there are some movies where the villain wins

[SmilesAreForTolls]

still have this for the N64 :)

[xXxDakeruxXx]

ohh god.. i still have this game

[machinmaman87]

thumbs up if you died at the slappers part. XD it was the same sound effect!

[DustinTROM]

I ran to the other room to see what my phone was doing because of this...

[DarkkonVT]

At 0:33 you can hear a phone. Sounds like my htc when I plug in the charger.

[thewhitemask]

knives and rocket launchers!

[IUse2haveALife]

MmmmM Pistols only

[mynameisjp123]

Oh come on, the caves is a much better map than the facility!

[GriffinPilgrim]

@mynameisjp123 It's boring! Everything's brown.

[corpsemunger]

brilliant!

[Euroland07]

Lmao

[Rassamdul]

i remember playing this game with my friend on his Nintendo 64

[acaskey15]

What happened to the golden gun????

[hyperacti]

lol @ how they slap one another

[LexxiuZ]

Listen closely at 2:07 and you will hear a donkey.

[tristanbush12509]

But the golden gun is a pistol

[GriffinPilgrim]

@tristanbush12509 Nope, it's a special weapon

[th4t1dud3]

dat music! so reminiscent.

[westnam]

LINE PIECE!!!!!



[infinitysquaredmusic]

that's why i was always oddjob

[BusterCap7]

Suprised one of them didnt start using the d pad to strafe.

[GriffinPilgrim]

@BusterCap7 D pad? Heresy! It's N64, it's the joystick.

[BusterCap7]

@GriffinPilgrim on N64 the main way to move was the joy stick, but the other way to move was the d pad to move back and forth really fast.

[GriffinPilgrim]

@BusterCap7 ...good point. Out geeked me there. If I was wearing a hat I'd take it off to you sir!

[machinmaman87]

i LMFAOed at the slapping part. ah memories

[bloodline211]

is that jack black? cuz it looks like him :P

[bloodline211]

@bloodline211 dw :P

[iCHooTZ]

I just nostalgia

[Vereis]

I love a good blown take at the end of a collegehumor video.

[TheTributeMedia]

im so luck... born in 97 so im the last wave of this! my older bros grew me up on the good shit... goldeneye, doug, all that, ocarina of time....

[LifeNotRules]

Not paintball mode? Disappointing.

[nentendoboy12]

its not fucking hard to look down you juat press c down and he looks down that simple

[kizzer134]

wait... where did the golden gun go????

[CentristFiasco]

Slaps only.

[Ramseyjones888]

Lmbo!!!

[kiwiguy181]

I still have my N64 and Golden eye! lol

[rockworm503]

hahaha this is great. I suddenly have a big desire to crack out my old N64 now.

[anewell41]

I just remember hiding in the bathroom vent haha.

[jiveturkey86]

SLAPPERS ONLY

[EATDATASS]

"Is it really so hard to look down?"

That's what everyone says after they pick Oddjob. Seriously.

[jpstjohn339]

God damn this brings back memories.