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  • so untastefull so racist so top gear so jerremy clarkson ...EXCEPTIONALLY FUNNY xD ...and polish ppl stop taking it so seriously.....first way towards "world peace" is forgivness....and not vengance like Israel is doing for the last 20-30 years ...

  • @PatKasprik Well, maybe Marie Curie, first person with two Nobel prizes. She discovered two elements: polonium and radium in case you didn't know. Something more fresh? Some Polish scientist developed antigen which can be used to produce a vaccine against malaria. And believe me, those 2 examples are some of many many. BTW why so unfriendly attitude?

  • Let me know when Poland produces something that doesn't suck...

  • @PatKasprik How about penicillin? For a start...

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  • Founded by a Scottish man, and produced worldwide, not solely in Poland. So?

  • @PatKasprik how about you stop playing runescape and get out of your room and actually see whats going in our world.....

  • O co chodzi ?

  • @8ItsMeAndYou8 Kręcili reklamy dla Scirocco Diesel i Jeremy wymyślił spot, gdzie Polska jest w stanie wojny/masowa ewakuacja/chaos. Podsumował to hasłem "VW Scirocco Diesel- z Berlina do Warszawy na jednym (baku/czołgu)" tank-czołg albo bak, takie dwuznaczne.

  • o co tu wogóle chodzi

  • I tak Volkswagenem jeżdżą wieśniaki, więc Clarkson miał dużo racji tworząc taką reklamę.

  • @PapaSoprano sam jesteś wieśniak ;] volkswagen to dobre auto nie to co opel ...[itd]

  • @Mosiek330 przetłumacz co oznacza volkswagen i później się wypowiadaj o wieśniakach - każde auto jest dobre jak się o nie dba

  • co za asy

  • @xander3v what an ace.

  • am i the only polish person who finds this funny? people trying to insult polish people and clarkson insulting polish people is just hilarious :P gotta love him :D

  • @REVOLUTIONMW2clan It's not insulting the Polish ...

  • @visiteur00000 well you obviously cant read polish. i can. and those morons are having a debate whether or not the polish should hate clarkson. and that has been a very popular thing to talk about in many other vids, here on youtube. i'm not saying that this IS in anyway insulting.

  • @REVOLUTIONMW2clan I misunderstood then. But why would they hate someone over a joke? Besides it's not like the Brits attacked Poland and made jokes about it.

  • @visiteur00000 i know. i have no idea why they're hating on him but i seriously couldnt give two shits about them. :P i like him and so do millions of people. :)

  • Damn thats a fucked up thing to say. both of my grandfathers got wounded in WWII and lost their brothers to free their land from fucking germans, but besides that they had to free your unthankful assess from being burned in millions like piece of shit. I am not bias and would accept that soviet GOVERNMENT was a fucked up one, but I dont think it set up CAMPS WITH INTENTIONS TO EXTERMINATE EUROPE'S POPULATION. U IDIOTS SHOULD THANK RUSSIAN VETERANS TILL THE END OF YOUR LIVES !

  • @JohnAntonyFortune Sush, no one likes you

  • @Aazerel i am the truth. and you are right noone likes the truth

  • CLARCKSON.... GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIUSS

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  • Polish: Do you remember 1410?

    I: Do you remember the last 2.000 years?

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  • @Dostoyewski1 Między innymi niebieski laser bez którego nie miał byś napędu BR, Polacy złamali enigmę (nie brytole), projektor filmowy (Kazimierz Prószyński 1884), wykrywacz min, kamizelka kuloodporna, skrzydło delta, sztuczna kość, sztuczne serce, melex.... i wiele innych. Więc nie pierdol jebany kmiocie.

  • @madbeer potwierdzasz tylko ze poloczek to kompletny debil - nie czujesz sie nawet co piszesz - jak w szkole ciekowostki mi napisałeś przygłupie jebany napisz jeszcze o lampie naftowej i odkryciu witamin durniu - polska nauka - nie ma nic takiego - a Made in Poland = Gówno ty wsioku gdyby zostawić ci tylko to co polskie siedział bys w gnoju i patykami sie bawił ty idioto od ciekawostek dla dzieci

  • sztuczne serce - działa ? hahahaha to teraz czas na polski Tomograf i tak dalej hahaha poloczku - wasza nauka to cep cała twoja polskość jest zagraniczna ćwoku a tym co napisałeś wcześniej potwierdzasz ze z wami po prostu sie nie rozmawia tak jak z upośledzonym - absolutnie zdegenerowana Semantyka i Logika ty polski przygłupie .... wymień teraz autorów Patentu każdej części i urządzania z którego korzystasz na co dzień i każdej technologii - dobrze dla was że jesteście takimi debilami .

  • @madbeer  a kto wymyślił cyfrę zero? LOL

  • @kasia6789 a ty polska kurwa

  • A angole jeżdzą ruchem lewostronnym jak chińczycy, czy inne ludy z tubylcami i nikt sie z tego nie śmieje teraz zaczniemy :D

  • Tak dla sprostowania, Chińczycy mają ruch prawostronny a Japończycy lewo :3 (wiem czepiam się szczegółów xD)

  • @007mateusz " w Chinach ruch ujednolicono na prawostronny w 1946 (dziś wyjątek stanowi w Chinach tylko Hongkong i Makau, choć przez krótki czas z przyczyn politycznych w okresie "rewolucji kulturalnej" wprowadzono w całych Chinach ruch lewostronny), " taki sie nam wątek zrobił dziwny w komentach ale żeby nie było :D pozatym angole czy inni zagraniczni będą musieli troche pomyśleć zeby to rozkodować co tu pisze :D

  • polish pilots saved ur asses cowards

  • jebac szwaby ;)

  • @JebacSzwaby Saved our asses? While there were Polish pilots in the RAF, there weren't that many, and there were pilots from many countries. And if we were cowards we wouldn't have endured bombing and refused peace with Germany. A car advert's not worth getting upset over, & certainly not worth insulting a country who gave a lot of lives in the course of stopping the Nazis. I'm not saying we could've won alone, but we did everything in our power to win, no matter the cost. And that's cowardice?

  • @xylaphonemaster Can we just stop going on about the war? The Polish pilots did a great job fighting for Britain and against the Nazists and Britins we not cowards - these are the facts.

  • @xylaphonemaster There were actually over 30 units with Polish pilots in RAF some of them just polish. But you're right, there's no point in starting a new conflict over an old one. The truth is they all worked together. No one had won the war alone. We should not judge who was a coward or not - we were not there, and hopefully never will be

    P.S. I actually (being Polish) like the word play - "in one tank" - it's pretty funny. On the other hand I have a feeling that Clarkson really hates Poles

  • Nice joke but I got better one:

    "From Dortmund to London in one tank '40"

    Story about one "messerschmitt" pilot, who fly to London.

    Thousands of people running on the streets scared... And asking Polish pilots to take him down, becouse they can't...

    1:1 for Poles.

    Remember who saved your ass, cowards.

  • We're british. We didn't need our donkey saving. . .

  • In Battle for Great Britain you say other things...

    "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. All our hearts go out to the fighter pilots, whose brilliant actions we see with our own eyes day after day" Winston Churchill

  • Though your grasp of English is far better than my Polish, you have failed to get the point. As for britains being cowards, it's a remarkably stupid thing to say - but should I expect better from the self proclaimed 'Christ of Nations'?

  • I'm afraid that's true. That what we think about you Brits. We Poles, fought for ours and yours freedom. You fought only for yourselfs and withought us you would be defeated. When we won the war for whole Europe including Britain, you sold us to USSR in February 1945 as YOU WERE AFRAID OF STALIN!!! That makes you cowards.

  • Luckily, what a Pole thinks doesn't actually bother us. Now if you were important it would be different. But you're not.

    Go back to contemplating past glory, boys. Winged hussars sweeping over the steppes . . . It works for us. It could work for you. :-)

  • If you don't bother why you've answered?

  • If I didn't educate you, you'd carry on in ignorance.

    Can't have that, can we?

  • So what did you study that you think you can educate me?

    Even it's not proved as your government kept it in secret I believe Britons killed Sikorski as he wouldn't let you and Americans do what you did in Yalta. He told Churchill about what happened in Katyn forest where thousands of Polish officers were killed by shot in back of the head. Behind Sikorski's back, even when he still let his boys fight in western Europe after being ask for it by Churchill, you had deals with Stalin... Not nice...

  • @Maslanyshn very well said!!!

  • 0:27 LOL!

  • I'm Polish and I think his is hilarious! Clarckson ROCKS!

  • its funny how the british always mention the war to feel good about theyre country and to mock germany because nowadays england is in the hole btw im half english

  • As far as I remember Germany has always been mocked since the wars.

  • It's possible to be half Irish or Scotch maybe even half Italian or Greek but English is a binary condition you're either English or you're not.

  • xenophobic

  • I'm Polish and I can't believe ppl are bitching so much about this ad.

    As if the English didn't make MANY jokes about wars and so on where London suffered a lot and no one in England bitched about them...chill people! The ad was awesome! :D

  • Clarkson is KING! If you dont like dont watch it, its that easy.

  • Clarkson may be a king - of idiots. Even they need some leaders.

  • Clarkson leads and rules.

  • exactly he's an idiot who knows nothing about cars and the only reason he's on the t.v. is because he shouts loudly and acts like a twat which he is

  • mrgeorgeallison!!! I feel disgusted & you're the one who should FUCK OFF, you moron..go & put your stupid sense of humour when the sun doesn't reach hahahhaha

  • hahaha poland SUCKS!!!

  • people like you sucks

  • THIS IS PATHETIC indeedly!!!!!

    What a pathetic piece o shit...very low level of intelligence really!!!,,,how can you fucking joke about the history that brouht the death, pain and sufferto billions people. Polish people showed that they were brave, heroic and motivated to fight for their freedon even when they hardly had a chance during the 2nd World War!!! And they had to fight with 2,3 big countries- which was unbelievably difficult. How this fucking caunt Clarkson is making jokes like that..

  • You're here too? It's comedy, people enjoy it. Get a damned life.

  • i will kill you, but this is just a comedy, enjoy!

  • are you an idiot?

  • Are you enjoyed? where is your brilliant sense of humour now?

  • Get a life of some sort.

  • Emilcia - write in Polish as your English is worse than my Chinese . ( pisz po polsku bo twoj angielski jest bardzo do dupy )

  • Rozumiem emilciu ze zyjesz w bliskim kontakcie ze swoja babcia ktora kocha radio z ryjem . Niestety polska to jeden z nedzniejszych krajow europy , nigdy nie przyznaje sie ze pochodze z tego smierdzacego bagna, pelnego oszolomow z wiosek jak ty zyjacymi przeszloscia i nienawiscia do bardziej rozwinietych cywilizacji, jak np. Nimcy czy Wielka Brytania.

  • Emilcia... people like it... fuck off. The joke is mocking Germany not Poland... GROW UP, NO ONE IS SAYING POLAND DIDN'T DO WELL. Most people like this.

  • It's not mocking anyone,really.Clarkson didn't make this advert to make a mickey of anyone,he made it to get a laugh from his viewers.

  • Right - and it's poking fun at the British attitude to germany and the war too

  • its mocking germany not poland u absolute div u shud learn to read

  • Also we might as well joke, it isn't gonna make it better or worse

  • It's a British television show,there is bound to be some form of dry or "politically incorrect",as many like to call it,jokes. You don't have to like it,or Jeremy Clarkson,for that matter,but many people do. Besides,this advert wasn't Clarkson's attempt at poking fun at anyone,it was his attempt at getting a laugh from his colleagues and the audience. Also,that was many,many years ago,the sooner you can laugh at the past,the sooner you can forget the horrors of it.Forget,but not disrespect.

  • This ad should show Berlin to Warsaw AND Moscow to Warsaw to actually have any historical analogy. Polish defense broke not under Germany alone, but German AND Soviet joint onslaught. Did never capitulate though and performed on par if not outperforming other Allied forces until May 1945.

  • Absolutny brak szacunku dla Naszej i światowej historii. hamstwo

  • I wonder why Clarkson didn't do a movie about Dunkirk evacuation in 1940. It would be much more real. In 1940 english unlike Polish in 1939 actually fled droping down their guns.

    And how funny it was when in 1939 english turned their back on Poland. The whole Germany was laughing.

  • Why would a comedy audience appreciate that? Do you not understand this IS A TELEVISION SHOW NOT A DOCUMENTARY, IT IS DESIGNED TO GET LAUGHS.

  • British not English.

  • There is not absolutely funny for my country

  • Freedom of speech is important, you don't have to agree with him or enjoy his humor. We all have that right. Just the same as you can slander him on you tube and he can;t stop you

  • it`s not funny how many people die in second world war in poland ???? stupid germany !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • It's hard to express how stupid this ad was.

  • It maybe stupid but it was so funny, there are much worse things going on in the world and life to be getting so steamed up about this.

  • Lighten up.

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