Opie & Anthony: Feminist Comedy

[TheAlexanderKennedy]

Lisping mangina voice: "This is so misogynistic."

[elquicko]

Patrice was FUNNY. Period.

[theimageshatters]

@DarthMagnus19 are you fat and/or ugly? Because that is usually a stipulation for being a funny woman. Sometimes being a lesbian works too.

[petermuscle]

I need to see those pictures they're talking about, does anyone have any idea where I could find them???????

[DarthMagnus19]

Women are both physically and mentally incapable of achieveing funny!!!

[WhiteBuddha]

@DarthMagnus19 I'm fucking hilarious, and I'm female. :D

[DarthMagnus19]

@WhiteBuddha I actually know of plenty of funny women i was just playing the part of female basher >:D

[spencerg4488]

@DarthMagnus19 there are exceptions to every rule.  women aren't funny pertains to the general population.

[spencerg4488]

@WhiteBuddha nope.

[WhiteBuddha]

@spencerg4488  yoep. Y u mad, bro?

[CommendatoreAndolini]

Lol 'we'll beat her up with intelligence'...

[CommendatoreAndolini]

OH MERLE

[passive132]

1st comedian: Patrice

2nd comedian: Louis CK

[ukwarrior89]

Men HAVE to be funny, from an evolutionary standpoint. Pretty much every woman wants a man who makes her laugh.

watch "why women aren't funny" with christopher hitchens. Hilairious.

[doombuggy123]

@ukwarrior89 Christopher Hitchens isn't an evolutionary biologist and he didn't take that insight from a biologist that I know of. He also has a streak of sexism, so I don't think he's the best source for this issue.

[TheIllestVillain]

@doombuggy123 Geoffrey Miller in "The Mating Mind" hypothesizes humor is a product of sexual selection.

[Averyofthemain]

@doombuggy123 The truth is always racist and sexist, which is why leftists hate it so much

[spencerg4488]

@doombuggy123 you're probably a lot smarter than him then.

[doombuggy123]

@spencerg4488 I didn't imply that I thought that. He wasn't a specialist in biology, he was a journalist and a writer and admitted to being weak in science. He is not the best source in this situation.

[spencerg4488]

@ukwarrior89 women are selfish pigs.

[Snoofalah]

People are only politically correct because they don't want to get hit.

[PinballMars]

@Snoofalah GREAT comment.

[starchman316]

so apparently the writers of this article forgot that "funny-woman" Paula Poundstone was actually arrested and jailed for child endangerment. But joking about it is what the problem is.

[powermasterjazz]

funnywoman is an oxymoron.

[248759ful]

Men are funnier than women. Its a fact.

[doombuggy123]

@248759ful That is a cultural bias, that is not a fact.

[Edubbplate]

@248759ful That's because women don't have to be funny to get pussy.

[dkthg]

bitch i've hit you harder than that!!

[rocknrollporn]

"....on his bitch" hahaha fcc rules are retarded

[Shargrailar]

In my history class recently we went over the women's suffrage movement and It made me think.

I actually see a parallel between women having equal rights and the retarded overly PC bullshit we have to deal with now in society.

I believe women CAN be equal but women who have nothing intelligent to say get to say whatever they want all the time.

[TheHawkdaddy]

Jimmys laugh at the toddler part was creepy

[thefatman69dude]

nothing more unattractive then a chick who cant take a joke......

[abvmoose87]

damn i wanna see the pics of louie and patrice they used

[abvmoose87]

damn i wanna see the pics of louie and patrice they used

[Andros1921]

Would they have been offended if he threatened to harm his son?

[oontgrad]

@Andros1921 First of all, no. And second, why are you using the word "threatened"? Its not a threat, its a joke.

[Andros1921]

@oontgrad And if the joke was him hurting his son, would they still be this up in arms?

[blaes2000]

"All she deals with is bleeding gums,... and bad excuses on why they didn't get the housework done." Very funny.

[CommendatoreAndolini]

YOU LOOK SO HOT MERLE.

[empresslbqt]

Okay, I've heard Patrice's routine about maiming, killing, and pissing on his "bitch" and it's actually not as bad as it sounds. He pisses on her and calls her a bitch because he's a nasty freak in bed and thats what him and his woman are in to. The maiming was a donkey punch which it's not like he invented it. And the killing her part was a joke about how much he loved her (really. watch Elephant in the Room. You'll get it) If it was for women, why not get female comedians? Wanda Sykes is funny

[bucnomore11]

@empresslbqt Wanda sykes is as funny as hearing girls snicker about how small your dick is

[empresslbqt]

@bucnomore11 so hilarious right?

[bucnomore11]

@empresslbqt not if its your dick man :(

[spencerg4488]

@empresslbqt i don't understand why any man who do a benefit for homeless women??! the majority of homeless people are men, this is very bizarre.

[madtraffic9636]

I learn more and more everyday how fucking talented anthony is. Such a genius

[leeharveyosmosis]

@USAGymnast

Equality Now, National Committee of Women for a Democratic Iran, Women's International League for Peace and Freedom, to name a few. Not to mention that muslim women are by default already included the aims of feminist movement, them being women and all.

I really like Louis C.K. but it's a shame a lot of the people that defend him are real fuckin' creeps who call women "bitches" and "cunts" if they're offended in least bit....fuck those particular people.

[eescobar719]

"Nice.. that oughta show them fuckers..... " rofl

[KenFan4life]

anyone got the pic of "patrice and louisck beating her up" ?

[stoinge]

uk need this show,its the best

[cjm2fast4u]

Haha, my neighbours name is Merle, she's a cunt

[1844Freddy]

I hate people who don't hate things.

[GregorHamilton]

@1844Freddy Now that's fuckin funny!

[116Bears]

what the fuck is wrong with the FCC? They can call her a bitch, just nobody mention pee.

[noldorian86]

yo this is hysterical

[MrWrof]

'Abzug' is german for 'trigger' (on a gun).

[77XA]

Why are all feminists middle aged jews?

[MrJustinjustin]

fuck feminests and their twisted perseption of reality. women r disigned to nurter and raise children they demasculate men, and us expected to do somthing estrogen is disigned to do (raise the children that fall out of them) and have a hissy fit when we crack a joke about it. testosteron isnt ment to put up with a babbeling child, estrogen is.. thank god we still have a few real men out there who arent scared to speak thier mind

[Gnutimesfive]

@MrJustinjustin Man jesus christ. Learn to fucking write. Learn to spell at least more words in a sentence than you misspell before you try to make a point like this, about people's perception and gender roles. Seriously it's one thing if you're posting about a Pantera video going "fuk u srsly u no these guys fukin suck ass your a fag", but when you're trying to sound intellectual it only highlights your stupidity, you fucking mong.

[MrJustinjustin]

@Gnutimesfive first off if u dont like my spelling u can EAT A DICK. 2nd off humans are mammels, men are desingned to lead and defend (we dont pms, emotional stabbilaty lol) women are designed to raise kids (pregnancy and milk sacks on the chest r a giv away) just like all other mammels. if we evolved from hermafradites ud be right, but we didnt, so your wrong.. lol goofe

[bhbs]

@MrJustinjustin My God, sir. Judging by your spelling, diction, and grammar, no one has to listen to a single word you have to say. You are a complete imbecile.

[MissDeeCole]

Boo. Post the whole thing

[destructorcreator]

Anyone who takes that message away from Louis CK's act is an idiot.

[LawsonComedy]

What I love about this is now Patrice is getting a show on comedy central and Louie's a TV star. But yeah, these bitches know comedy.

[unfortunatebeam]

kinda old school, reminds me of how paunchy old conservative men would talk about "women libbers" back in the 1960s. kinda lame. I mean don't get me wrong, I criticize modern day gender feminists a lot, but I'm not on these guys vibes, their just not funny, really, I mean they just don't evoke laughter from me. ah well. And calling the aborted cells 'stew", meh, could have been more creative. lame stuff

[Yarsh29]

@unfortunatebeam women can never quite grasp the proper use of there/their/they're

[unfortunatebeam]

@Yarsh29 I'm a man, (and yeah haha that was ingenius *rolls eyes* -- and this is youtube, yes i know the differance between the three "theys". but who gives a fuck about that kind of thing on youtube?

[TheMonsterRain]

@unfortunatebeam It's "difference". Uneducated retard.

[BrendanIsCool]

@Yarsh29 or comedy/science/remaining calm

[doombuggy123]

@Yarsh29 You're criticizing someone's grammar when you clearly make up your own words?

I mean "hadta" and "s'been" I can forgive, but "one've" doesn't even make sense. "[It] was one have the fist times..."?

[TheMonsterRain]

@unfortunatebeam You typed all of that and listened to the whole bit, but you don't like anything about it? How bored do you have to be to intentionally listen to things you have no interest in, and then feel the need to let everyone know how you feel on a youtube comment section?

I'd prefer these questions answered with something resembling grammar and without the excessive use of the word "lame". Ucgh...

[unfortunatebeam]

@TheMonsterRain meh, it was my day off. I had shit else to do.

And btw, who the fuck cares about grammar on youtube anyway? well, haha, apparently you do.

lame lame lame/lame/lame lame lame lame. Lame.

[unfortunatebeam]

@TheMonsterRain .......

.....Lame D*+

[MrFreeman420]

@unfortunatebeam Why do you upload videos of muscular women?

[mrrossn]

@unfortunatebeam yeah there is that "BUT" again. Maybe you should litsen again.

[stfwho]

@unfortunatebeam like they always say, some holes leak brains and humor.

[Edubbplate]

@unfortunatebeam You are the very definition of a HOLE.

[boothesquirrel]

why can you say bitch but not say pee on somebody, kids pee on people all the time

[WorshipInTruth]

This show is hilarious when they have both Norton and Patrice on.

[Nightwing690]

who is the sonya,? sounds like a real cunt

[Panasper]

that's fucked up that some stuck up rich twat withdrew her support for the homeless because she doesn't have a sense of humor. Good one you stupid cunt.

[NYGoat36]

As your dumping out stew that could have cured cancer.

[Gackra]

America: Giving words more power than Stalin

[Kingofcorrect]

GLoria Ulred, Andrea, which one needs a bigger kick in the box?

[sargepup]

louis ck's joke with the skull crushing is about how he doesnt hit his daughter, you dumb, unfunny, boring article-writing yeast hole.

[moroney88]

Patrice is the man. Saying Donkey Punch on Fox News. Fuck the FCC. Ruining our fun. It´s sad that in America you need to pay $60 a month just to get television channels where people are allowed to say fuck.

[moepippy]

Can't say piss because they didn't want to have anything to do with talking or manipulating bodily waste...but who really gives a fuck what they think. fuck that rule

[biz20]

you can say bitch but not piss........... the fuck?

[Dionysus187]

Offense can not be given, only taken.

[Panasper]

geez the censors need to fuckin die. They can't say 'number 1' or 'urinate' on the FUCKING RADIO?! it's 2009 people! EVERYONE PISSES! jesus people need to shut the fuck up. Obscenity does not exist!

[644tad]

It's all because of stupid bitches who want to control what people can or cannot say. Fuck'em all is how I feel.

[aallppiinnee]

get AIDS and bleed to death through your noses you FCC faggots

[nsewx]

"Why *pound diner *pound was cold *pound again!"

[jadedmastermind]

There's always two sides to every story!

[jadedmastermind]

When you break comedy down to its most basic element, you get schadenfreude: laughing at the expense of someone or something. Self-righteous feminazis and the PC Police see a world of victims, see themselves as saviors of humanity, and wear outrage and sympathy for society's victims as their badge of honor. There is no such thing as sympathetic humor. If these feminazis and the PC police had their way, we'd have a humorless world of coddled victims and self-righteous enablers.

[coachbird1]

well said

[UndisputedChamp13]

"That'll show those fuckers"

LMAO!

[Mrexcellentpenis]

I'd love to see those pics.

[Talloweed]

I don't think comedy is sacred work, but I do think it's tough work. Even the most gifted comic will tell you that it's a mentally exhausting, high-risk job. Whenever you take a topic off the table in the name of some arbitrary notion of political correctness, what you're really doing is demanding an inferior product from comedians.

[jadedmastermind]

Well said!

[bredmond1210]

abzug is the sound a guys fist makes when it hit your stomach

[bredmond1210]

what a hot chick a woman named merle must be

[EricLynchSucks]

I bet her cunt looks like a slice of meat loaf with shaggy dog hair all over it.

[YonManc]

Smashing the skull of his daugher? Louis CK per chance?

[aradroxar]

Hehe, I'm assuming so

[AquinasRouter]

These women are just envious because they cant enjoy themselves like most men do when they hear comedy. This is phony outrage motivated by womens' insecurities.

[ZqweBSname]

Censorship is hunting down all formats

[TedHaggardsDealer]

being funny is about relating to other people and making them think and laugh - theres never going to be a comic that can please everyone cause every simpleton who gets attention for complaining will jump at the chance to judge and condemn because they hate themselves. Funny is Funny words only have the power you give them. Comics will do their thing, some will laugh, some wont, then some will project their self loathing onto these comics.

[tyler0896]

Is this Peyser cunt ever going to show her fat face?

[Gackra]

USH!

[DojangRat]

maybe i have turned sexist but anytime i see two women talking and laughing as they are sitting around or walking together i think of how boring the convo must be

[nsewx]

if all women where funny they'd be fucking each other instead of us.

[kalpal67]

@nsewx lol opie can't read thats why anthony does it

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

And who gives a shit if theyre sexy or not? All that matters is their sense of humor and their hypocrisy.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

You dont like the comedians so you punish the homeless women? What a fucking cunt that woman is.

[ThousanWhite]

where the pics?

[EntertainingMirage]

oh yeah i love this bit

[Alufear]

These women have no right to talk about humor.

Eat my ass Merl.

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

Thanks Yarsh. Great clip!

[TonyFbaby87]

merl turns me on! LOL

[nkslnkvl]

"That oughta show them fuckers..." ahahahahahaha nice

[MikeTFP]

Just post the whole freakin thing.

[TxBoarHunter]

I thought this just aired Monday Yarsh? Was it a worst of replay when I heard of?

[Yarsh29]

yeah Monday was a worst-of day.

it may have been replayed some time before Monday, but that was the first time I heard it since it originally aired.

[Ariben00]

Thanks for uploading all of this, I am a huge O&A fan with no XM and recently lost my audible account. Subscribe to Yarsh29 and rqbuchanan and you will have plenty of O&A to listen here. thanks again guys.

[holt2k]

It was part of the "Worst Of" in the afternoon.

[Tulkastaldo]

Their attempts to defeat the dump are comedy in themselves. When life gives you lemons, make your own special lemonade, I always say.

[bhlaab]

Nice that they dumped out of "urinating upon" but not jimmy referring to an abortion as dumping out stew

[sniper6081]

Must hear the whole thing.

[ozhall3]

MERLE!!!

[sillyassynipples]

OH Yarsh, for someone only 3 yrs in, you sure know the deal my sweet friend. Keep up the good work and if you ever have any questions about the ol' wnew days, I can recall many an afternoon back in NY where I would sit in the car for hours or keep driving until the show ended. The old episodes give me so many good memories.

[HOOG]

can we find the pics they're talking about towards the end?

[MikeTFP]

Post the whole thing in 5 parts.

[MoPapparani]

agreed...I need to hear the whole thing now...

[ajr4888]

Yeah I agree.While he may provide high quality O&A clips for all to enjoy,Yarsh has a tendency to be a silly goose and cut everything down to a 10 minute-ish format,and sometimes some magic is lost in the process.I'm not bashing you or anything Yarsh,but in the spirit of constructive criticism I'd like to suggest listing whole pieces in multiple 10 minute pieces.

[rqbuchanan]

I need to defend Yarsh on this point. While I always try to present a portion from the show in as complete a form as possible, this just isn't his M.O. I think that his abridged clips are very well edited.

[2TheDeath]

yea i like it brief, my time is limited.

[TxBoarHunter]

Ppl are never happy...

[Bgoff27]

Eh fuck 'em, yarsh knows he rules.

[Yarsh29]

With my channel, I'm trying to get new people into O&A, hence the plethora of tags in most vids, and the brevity of each.

I cut them down to 10 minutes (or less) to keep the attention of a passing listener. Somone who doesn't know or care about O&A likely won't search out parts 2-5, so I trim the bit to a quick and funny 10.5 minutes (also helps to remove dead air, flubs, and discussion tangents that lead to dead ends).

[Bgoff27]

and if they dig what they just heard they can just look up any other OandA contributer for the whole thing.

[nkslnkvl]

hey it worked on me man, the bababababoys owe u a debt of gratitude

[jamesvolunteer]

@Yarsh29 You're doing a great job. It's worked with me. These guys show really need to be available in the UK somehow.

[engurland]

@jamesvolunteer You can always join the Oand A UK facebook fanpage and its six strong membership.