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  • LOLZ

  • Hahahahaha i'm laughing because of this hahahahhaah i love it badman !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i <3 bad man !!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 

  • lol im gettin into the comments argument

  • thats funny !!

  • who noticed dexter in the backgroung in the left up corner?

  • LOOOOOOOL reading all these comments is making me laugh. All of you lot need to CHILL OUT!!!!! if it offends you so badly...Just please..dont watch. And dont waste your precious time commenting either! LOL

  • so funny

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  • dam your good

  • lol

  • HAMZA GOT F UP THIS IS MAHAD

    #

  • @bladesaw399

    :) Nice way of putting it.

  • i keep watching this :P

  • I know a lot of people are saying that Humza is very disrespectful, and that he promotes Islam is a bad way, and I can see why people say that. But he is only meaning it as a joke. What he says is called 'Observational Comedy.' Humza doesn't intend his jokes in a mean and offensive way. People can get offended, they have a right to, but acknowledge the fact that Humza always has a message at the end of each video. He is just promoting it in a funny way.

  • @bladesaw399 Wat makin fun of the religion is accepted in islam????? Dancing in the night club dressed in a burka with 30 men around u is a great way of spreading islam??? Now tell me if the prophet watch this video, wat would his reaction be?

  • @famztsb He is not making fun of the religion. He is just joking. It is a joke. Can't people take a joke anymore??

  • @bladesaw399 Dancing in the night club dressed in a burka (an islamic dress that our prophets wives used to wear) with 30 men around her is a great joke im sure prophet n his companions will find this a great joke... Astagfirullah

  • @famztsb and let me say something, where in the Quran does it say to wear a full bulkha dress? no hard feelings

  • @xxxfirehuunterxxx Our prophets wives used to wear it a full length dress not tight covering the body... I dnt no if the Quran mentions it but it kinda make sense y women should cover up... Pretty stupid question no hard feelings

  • @famztsb yes, your right, but should women wear the dress in the western world were they will disagree with almost anything muslims will do, the quran mentions for women to cover the hair and neck and most of the body, but you should realise that people also take advantage of the privalige given to wear the dress in the western world. no hard feelings.

  • @xxxfirehuunterxxx Wher in the western world hav u heard they disagreeing with the Burka ur talkin utter rubbish m8 please stop talkin rubbish i live in England I hav never heard anything bad about the burka they only have somthing against the veil (niqaab i think its called) my mum n sisters wears it never heard any complaint from HER or any1. Please m8 shut the fuk up u talk shit no hard feelings

  • @famztsb dude its called hijab not niqaab just lettin u kno

  • @harrytalbot1 Thanks Einstein thats y i said "i think its called"

  • @famztsb dude i was just lettin u no

  • @bladesaw399 u cant make fun of islam in any mean no matter what!!!

  • @bladesaw399

    u should know, ppl who mocking islam or mocking messenger of Allah is categorized as hypocrite, and the place to those who are hypocrite is at the bottom of hell.

  • @GazaLR120. I kno ur asian but acting like white so that's why I said it. nd wars did not start because of us! FUCK OFF!

  • @GazaLR123: fuck u bitch! Listen yeh i don't have a clue what ur fighting about but if the person u r. Fighting with is a Muslim then listen this! Qayamath will come! (also known as the end of the world) we all will die and I'm sure That I won't go straight to heaven or hell! But all the Christian faith will. Allah has made Humza with a heart! I kno he is disrespecting his mother but at the end of each video there is a lesson! And don't tell him/her to go back to the mosque ! U fuck off bak to

  • whats the instrumental called

  • loool do these boys know they look like stupid idiots the way they nodding their head up and down like they bowing to the devil.

  • im a muslim and i think that Humza and Ameh is disrespecting each other but i know that at the end of the video Ameh still loves Humza but she doesnt show her actual feelings to Humza... aww

  • lool her friends aren't dead there just bitchin bout each other

  • Humza won lol

  • his amehs a proper RAASCLART

  • what is the music amie sings to in background

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  • LOL:D i know the Humza part iff by heart

  • Watch my video type : Lil.Little megamix

  • whats the beat when the mums raps

  • Dhaal for breakfast hehe

  • I'm not a bad boy I'm a bad man!!! Lol

  • just had snickers gonna be nutty:L

  • whats the instrumental to this?

  • box!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • did anyone see dexter (jp) in the background lolll

  • friends are dead

  • sick rap

  • What music is it?

  • I don't love you at the age of one

  • You are a bich

  • I own you coz i'm your mum!

  • Wat prick this badman is.......the surprising thing is the twat has a fan club.....just goes to show that state education has failed hers in the uk

  • @apnechannel ur mums abortion failed too

  • @apnechannel

    Blad u got a problem?

  • loool dis is just jokes

    

  • lol thAT IS JUST JOKES

  • Hi Stealing Another Video From the ORIGINAL OWNER is Led to being Sued I Admin Advice You to take it off before i take Action any Arguments about that Email Me If you dont want this Removed I Require The ORIGNAL OWNERS Permission Emailed to me If he cant in the next 3 days i Require 10 Emails on reply from Any one Thankyou.

  • @VEVOProducers

    Are you the real VevoProducers?

    (Don't mean to be offensive )

  • @VEVOProducers Get a life bro

  • @VEVOProducers  Loool Nice try :3

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  • what is the music playing called?

  • checkt out new mirpuri/pothwari comedy sketches on my channel now!

  • @ROADSIDE2RELIGION I argee with the brothers from ROADSIDE2RELIGION

  • MAY ALLAH GUIDE YOU HAMZA, WALLAHIL'AZEEM YOU WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THIS, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT MUNAFIQ (HYPROCRITE), THE KUFFARS LOVE YOU BECAUSE OF THE WAY YOU MAKE FUN OF THE MUSLIMAH, THEY LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU WILL JOIN THEM IN JAHANNAM, THEY LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FOOLISH MISGUIDED PERSON.

  • @ROADSIDE2RELIGION shut up fam.

  • @Pengrio if you were to see me face to face believe me you would not say shut up fam or even look at me twice i guarentee you that, apart from that i love my Muslim Ummah especielly the youth, now this guy humza is misleading the muslim youth by hes pathetic idiotic comdey which is not funny, he is insulting Allah, he is insulting the Muslimah, he is giving my beautiful Deen a bad name.

  • @ROADSIDE2RELIGION if you watch the last part of diary of a badman 10 i can assure he doesn't give your 'Deen' a bad name and btw islam isnt exactly the best religion let alone any other religion they are the reason why wars star why racism is around so fuck off back to the mosque and btw I am asian you bitch

  • @GazaLR123 forget the last part, look at the beginning and every diary of a wasteman he made, constantly demonizing the muslim sisters by attacking the niqab, so dont say hes not giving my deen a bad name surely you have no knowledge, your a blind follower, and dont ever say Islam is not the best religion trust me you dont wanna go that far, do your research on Islam before you type something like that which was inaccurate. and wars dont start becvause if Islam.

  • @ROADSIDE2RELIGION are you telling me world war 1 and world war 2 started because of Islam you muppet. and it dont matter if youre asian you dumb faggot. not every asian is muslim, if you stop praying then how can you be muslim, theres a hadith regards to that.

  • so kl

  • lLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    

  • Am i the only one who thinks humza one is better?

  • I hope u stop making theses videos u are cleary taking the mockery of Allah and his messenger.

    Hope Allah guides the so called 'badman' onto the right path otherwise you will have nothing but the taste of punishment in hell. Women in hijab surrounding men in club???

  • @sabpwin he has actually stopped

  • what song is the beat from

  • She parred humza LOL

  • What instrumentals were they rapping to ?

  • @amirdiabe Wiley - morgue instrumental

  • lllooolll

    

  • is this diary of a badman muslim?

  • @GENUWINEBiGnLnG i dnt even think so a muslim would never do this and not even allowed. Exactly he is trying very hard to degrade a muslim character

  • @sabpwin yeah and on top his muslim himself. FEAR ALLAH FEAR ALLAH FEAR ALLAH. this guy makes a mockery out of allahs riligioun he makes a mockery out of the beard he makes a mockery out of the hijab he makes a mockery out of the food allah provides for him. and in that talk this guy said a word that on the day of reckoning allah will over look his deeds and throw him into hell. allahu akhbar, what the talk bro its VERY IMPORTANT, inshallah you have the time. ;-) sallamz.

  • Coollibyan18 ur an idiot, go die, racist retarded cow.

  • wats the music called?

  • @carperson123456789 Dizee Rascal - Respect Me :)

  • cool!!!

  • this is bad buld like gunna

    

  • Why are u making money off humza's vids and its a good vid make shure humza don't clock

  • Look at dexta in da background

  • can any1 tell me what the first instrumental is much appreciated

  • follow me on twiiter and i will follow u back!x @SG_Rahman

  • his mum takes ages to start rappin

  • Lol Gunther what's funny contractions in my tummy you were kicking me inside HOW DARE YOU disrespecting your mummy

  • lmao

  • I cant get enuf of this vid

  • racist

    

  • LOOOOOOOOL.

  • Lol nice rap :D

  • lol love this video

  • Hamzah gets raped wen she says il do a drive by in your your uncles van

  • loool black tellytubby eh oh!!!

  • badman

    

  • Anyone know what software he uses to edit his videos?

  • DAHL FOR BREAKFAST R U DUM

  • Yhh boii ameeh understand.....

  • Bbabbbabaaaahhahhahahahahababb­ahabahabbbajahahajahbabajahaja­habbahaahahahabhahajahahahhaha­hahabbahahbahahabjahahbajahaha­bhahabajahabhuabahahabhababhab­abahaaa ... Super funny blud

  • THIS RAP KIND OF BOOM U KNOW=)

  • Diary of a bad man 10 Release Date: 27.01.12 (Watch new video: Diary of a bad man bloopers 3 on our channel)

  • @DairyofaBadman3 YEAH BOII

    

  • @DairyofaBadman3

    soooooooo wicked.lol.

  • the mum is only in her 40's and that is not that old and she muged you

  • BATMAN WHERES ROBIN  BLOOD

  • I meant u asshole coz ur an asshole

  • Ure a bitch asshole

  • @CoolLibyan18 Why are u sofucking racist! Now that u said that, judging by ur name, i think i have the right to say "nigga please". Hows that for racistt motherfucker

  • @imhereforthejunkfood im not offended at all words dont hurt me i learened long time ago u fatass judging by ur name this is just how i am i learned big thing that i hate Pakis cuz they r tersiots

  • @CoolLibyan18 learn how to spell you tool.

  • @CoolLibyan18 yeah, and libyans are angelks artent they?? LEANR HOW TO FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH BASTARD. HO FUCKING SUCK UR BLACK DADS DICK BITCH, COCKSUKING LIBYAN MOTHERFUCKER, POOR ASS NIGGER

  • @imhereforthejunkfood

    spell proparly bitch

  • @jagroop78 ahahha speak for urself dickhole

  • @CoolLibyan18 haha just jealous...

  • "ur not a badman, ur a wasteman" lmfao

  • who saw mr baldman

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  • You tube kicks ass over crappy tv anyday!!!!

  • guesss what il get straight to the point yeah yeah yeah......

    1st i hacked my like bar when u like it nothing happenz dont believe me check.....

    2nd 106 pplz motherz stopped loving em at the age of 1!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL UR MOM COULD RAP LOL

    U GOT OWND

  • This guy is a legend it's good to take piss no matter what your religion ps they have nice cars too :)

  • oh my go you're mum can rapping

  • hahahha this is fkin joke

  • fuck u u guys have nooo swag LIBYAN GUYS DO!!! u guys have no life but try to act cooll everybody would spit at u mother fuckerss!

  • @CoolLibyan18 u r tutti under ma shoe and im not even from there so yea go get bent u rascist

  • CoolLibyan18 is freddy cruger that little basted needs to sort out his life prick racist wastman

  • thumbs up if u think CoolLibyan18 is rude and racist!!! =]

  • hii guyyzz go on my channel for celebrity stuff and funny stuff!!!

  • @CoolLibyan18 fukk off u mottthhhaa fukker go die!

  • @CoolLibyan18 u fucking prick pakis will beat the shit out of you where the fuck are u from libya im guesssing ?

  • khabi khushi

    khabi gum 105 people are so dumb

  • lol

  • Lol not all people take religion serious well I don't lol cool vid :)

  • Thumbs up if u heard humza laugh a bit after 0:35

  • LOOOOOL 

  • so funny

  • So funny farted when ever watching

  • yeah boii! luv this rap !

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ;) cool

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Black Teletubbyy Racistt Guy Lol Omgg I Can;t Stop Watchingg Dis

  • whats the instrumental?

    

  • Daal for breakfast today!!!

  • sick and funny

  • do a white man rap brav

  • lol the women is funny she has guts thou to be "like a badman" infornt of those guys :P

  • 2 ALLL FANS OF DIARY OF A BADMAN WATCH THE ABYSMALL ATTEMPT OF DIARY OF A BADWOMEN NOW THAT IS TUTTI!

  • dis jus goes in

  • thumbs up if u cant help replaying it over and over again

  • How dare you disrespect you're Mummy!...

  • @razerkid1 the riddim is Morgue - Prod. by Wiley

  • Check out my amazing Channel :P

  • U R A TUTTI UNDER MY SHOE! i sang this at school and this indian teacher was like WTF????

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  • I bet his mum's really hot.

  • @ToroidalVortexLove yea she is

  • Is It Me Or I See Calum

    In The Croud Next To The Doctor

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