It's not until the final 10 seconds that they smile (they all look peeved before that, as in "you can't give me the money for a haircut" woman or the kid who looks like he just got a whoopin' a few minutes before. I've never had a haircut by one of these, but I was wondering from those who did....if someone had little bumps (like a zit) in the scalp, is the wiz going to slice right through it and get blood all over? Also, it looks like it could pull hair out if done improperly.
In late 1974, there was a lawsuit in Minneapolis regarding the Hair Wiz. A housewife tried to use it to trim her pubic hair and actually took out a 4cm chuck of skin from her left labia. One of her arguments at trial was that if the Hair Wiz was constructed to trim overgrown, or "bushy" sideburns, then it should've work on her pubic hair. The jury ruled in favor of the defendant, but the term "bush" was born. Also, she was the only women in the entire decade to try to shave her pubes.
Of course they hurt like hell! I've been a hairdresser for almost 42 yrs & you NEVER, I repeat, never, do a razor cut on dry hair...unless you want split ends AND PAIN
I used a hair wiz for years and would still be using it if I could find replacement blades. If used properly no hair is "ripped" out and there is no pain. A lot of people don't like to bother with instructions so I imagine those are the ones complaining about it. It was simply the easiest CHEAPEST, BEST haircut in town. I still have my original Hair Wiz and would love to find some blades!
And by the way, they were made in the U.S.A., not Taiwan.
My mom was a professional beautician before she married. So she knew how to use this thing properly. I don't remember my dad or brothers ever bleeding because of it. Maybe it should only be used by professionals.
I keep my (bald and balding) hair short and I found one of these in a box in a closet. I used it yesterday and if you do it with some care and skill, it works great! One side cuts at 1/16", the other 1/4". Not cheapo blades- Szabo-Weber, Zurich Switzerland!
My mom used this torture device on my back in the 70"s, there was blood and gore everywhere after the damn thing would rip my hair out. In the 80's, my girlfriend bought a damn flowbee, not only did that rip the hair out too, but the vacuum sucked up all the blood and guts...(she did the pubes too). I am not sure if that technology was headed for the right direction. Now I am losing my hair and the flowbee keeps the dogs ass trimmed.
These things were like a medieval torture device. Those made in Taiwan blades and cheapo plastic comb combined in a unholy alliance to send us kids running in terror for the back yard. :(
Even though I was around in the 70s, I was still shocked at the sight of that man's sideburns - guess it's been a long time since I've seen sideburns!
I got one in 1974 from Peoples Drugs to cut my own hair. I used it for over twenty years and misplaced it when I moved to New Mexico in 1998. I saved thousands of dollars with my Hair Wiz. I just found it today, the blades in it are still sharp and I'm in need of a haircut. The sideburns are getting too bushy. It's the best $2.98, about $18 in todays money, that I ever spent!
And to think, I spent all that time in school to learn to cut hair lol.. One qustion? What do you do when the hairline grows out? This has the interior covered (for a month, anyway), but what then?
I swear I thought the announcer was going to say: "No matter how much they squirm you can give them a good smack" because that's what me and my brothers got. Oh, the PAIN!! Oh, the itch from the wet pricklies down the back!!!
This woulda worked fine if you were a member of The Yardbirds or The Monkees. Just how much weed was everyone smoking in the 70's to scrape up ideas like this?
It used to hurt like hell , but we all had the same looking haircut then.
brunogallizzi 2 months ago
i want that thing! do they still make those? ^^
grinfcked 5 months ago
Hair jizz?
HypeBeGone 6 months ago
That bRber is balsy! Cutting hair with a razor.
whitehouse9999 7 months ago
Bring these back!
vincentalfonzojamal 7 months ago
Is that a young Andrew Dice Clay at 1:21? lol
ShockerAAA 9 months ago
those sideburns would fall under gun control laws today.
roscoegino 9 months ago
"Why trust your family's appearance to a cheap gadget?"
"Only $2.98".
LOL
apachette07 11 months ago 6
@apachette07 Exactly what I was about to point out! LOL
saugagirl83 4 months ago
@saugagirl83 LOL. Epic stuff right here.
apachette07 4 months ago
It's not until the final 10 seconds that they smile (they all look peeved before that, as in "you can't give me the money for a haircut" woman or the kid who looks like he just got a whoopin' a few minutes before. I've never had a haircut by one of these, but I was wondering from those who did....if someone had little bumps (like a zit) in the scalp, is the wiz going to slice right through it and get blood all over? Also, it looks like it could pull hair out if done improperly.
jth54321 1 year ago
haha mutten chops
voodooalchemy 1 year ago
do they sell those? where can i find them they need them in Detroit
ghrn100 1 year ago
do they sell those? where can i find them they need them in detroit
ghrn100 1 year ago
wonder if they still sell those they should sell them in detroit
ghrn100 1 year ago
"Why trust your familys appearance to a cheap gadget"?
hamtrak 1 year ago
Are you tired of gouging your children? Get the Hair Wiz!
lemonrind 1 year ago
In late 1974, there was a lawsuit in Minneapolis regarding the Hair Wiz. A housewife tried to use it to trim her pubic hair and actually took out a 4cm chuck of skin from her left labia. One of her arguments at trial was that if the Hair Wiz was constructed to trim overgrown, or "bushy" sideburns, then it should've work on her pubic hair. The jury ruled in favor of the defendant, but the term "bush" was born. Also, she was the only women in the entire decade to try to shave her pubes.
hardtruthsin08 1 year ago
But wait these more.
christl301 1 year ago
Haha! "If your sideburns get too bushy..."
Sooooo 70's!
Canadianabanana 1 year ago
@Canadianabanana Totally!!!!
Trund27 1 year ago
only 2..98
foreveryouforeverme 1 year ago
Sideburns too bushy? Hell yes!
jmkeller 1 year ago
Of course they hurt like hell! I've been a hairdresser for almost 42 yrs & you NEVER, I repeat, never, do a razor cut on dry hair...unless you want split ends AND PAIN
imlavernesmom 1 year ago
2.98 huh? okay, these days more like 14.98... i wish i was born in the 80's
KisaKittyLove 1 year ago
@KisaKittyLove i mean 70's
KisaKittyLove 1 year ago
"no matter how much they squirm"
and the kid is sitting there patiently and angry
TlGBC 2 years ago
..
I love seventies hair styles.
NinjaMuffinMaster 2 years ago
:D That gotta be one of the funiest things I seen! I well want one!
dance43dom 2 years ago
"no matter how much they squirm"
BreakingGlass77 2 years ago 2
Yeah, I know, sounds like some kind of torturetool!
DackxJaniels 2 years ago
I used a hair wiz for years and would still be using it if I could find replacement blades. If used properly no hair is "ripped" out and there is no pain. A lot of people don't like to bother with instructions so I imagine those are the ones complaining about it. It was simply the easiest CHEAPEST, BEST haircut in town. I still have my original Hair Wiz and would love to find some blades!
And by the way, they were made in the U.S.A., not Taiwan.
4rife 2 years ago
Those things SUCKED, even with a brand new blade they pulled your hair. OUCH
tiochristopher 2 years ago
Just the thing to groom the mutton chops. Thanks for the very cool flashback:-)
lazydaisydays 2 years ago 2
OMG I SO WANT IT!!!
CamdenBloke 2 years ago
My mom was a professional beautician before she married. So she knew how to use this thing properly. I don't remember my dad or brothers ever bleeding because of it. Maybe it should only be used by professionals.
JamiJR 2 years ago 2
i remember the pain.
darlena1956 2 years ago
I keep my (bald and balding) hair short and I found one of these in a box in a closet. I used it yesterday and if you do it with some care and skill, it works great! One side cuts at 1/16", the other 1/4". Not cheapo blades- Szabo-Weber, Zurich Switzerland!
You have to be reasonably coordinated to use it.
Branimir9000 2 years ago
My mom used this torture device on my back in the 70"s, there was blood and gore everywhere after the damn thing would rip my hair out. In the 80's, my girlfriend bought a damn flowbee, not only did that rip the hair out too, but the vacuum sucked up all the blood and guts...(she did the pubes too). I am not sure if that technology was headed for the right direction. Now I am losing my hair and the flowbee keeps the dogs ass trimmed.
adirondack1965 2 years ago
These things were like a medieval torture device. Those made in Taiwan blades and cheapo plastic comb combined in a unholy alliance to send us kids running in terror for the back yard. :(
hamtrak 2 years ago 2
My mom had one.I remeber screaming alot as the dull razor ripped the hair from my head.This aint no joke that shit hurt.
mmbmrock 3 years ago
Your mom either was using one with dull blades or she didn't bother with the instructions.
4rife 2 years ago
Even though I was around in the 70s, I was still shocked at the sight of that man's sideburns - guess it's been a long time since I've seen sideburns!
AmazingG07 3 years ago
In today's economy, they should update and re-air this commercial! $2.98 in 1974 = $12.84 today, still a great deal!
Or they could have Steve Carell use this on "the Office"! :)
scottbaino 3 years ago 12
my mother used that on me once . hurt like hell . awful . that is one thing from the 70's i don't miss
bearcub410 3 years ago
im still waiting for my money back
torkerbmx 3 years ago
OMG!! my Dad had one!! it is funny when they talk about bushy side burns!!
jinxkies 3 years ago 2
shen your sideburn become to bushie lol
coteya 3 years ago
I got one in 1974 from Peoples Drugs to cut my own hair. I used it for over twenty years and misplaced it when I moved to New Mexico in 1998. I saved thousands of dollars with my Hair Wiz. I just found it today, the blades in it are still sharp and I'm in need of a haircut. The sideburns are getting too bushy. It's the best $2.98, about $18 in todays money, that I ever spent!
JWKPHOTO 3 years ago 11
@JWKPHOTO Awesome!
Trund27 1 year ago
I bought one Christmas 1974 and they said nothing about the difficulty of trimming Afros... I want my 2.98 back and also half of my ear @#%*!
phillyroxx 3 years ago
Love the sideburns
ihatetaft 3 years ago 2
How in the world can it cut a womans hair? I'd think It would just make more split ends or something, people really fell for that one!
suuby2 3 years ago
ahhhh my mom had that! I got a hair cut from her when I was like 2. all the dam hair falling down your shirt!
pika23 3 years ago
I had one of these.. it doesnt actually cut your hair, it just thins it out a lot.. it didnt shorten the length at all.
Mikakk2 3 years ago
Lmao @ "cheap gadget" and that thing was $2.98. Love it!
apachette07 3 years ago 2
"if your side burns gets to bushy"....awesome....lol
katidzo 3 years ago 2
O, how I love a 70's kitchen.....
CheekyMulattress 3 years ago 3
When I was 4 I gave myself a reverse mohawk with one of these.
ihop28 3 years ago
Holy Mutton Chops!
electrogeek77 3 years ago 3
flowbee the prequel
Dablkwid0w2008 3 years ago 4
Hairwiz blades were used by terrorists on 9/11. The news media called them "box cutters".
bigdaddy40 3 years ago
gosh that man's chops are HUGE!!!!!!
hscmnbk 3 years ago
And to think, I spent all that time in school to learn to cut hair lol.. One qustion? What do you do when the hairline grows out? This has the interior covered (for a month, anyway), but what then?
pandoraslocks 3 years ago
I thought for sure it would end with "by Ronco"! loool
mxbites 3 years ago
...I've still got one! Still going strong!
dazloveskylie 3 years ago
Lmao @ cheap gadget and it's $2.98...smh. I remember the flowbie....
apachette07 4 years ago
I am on the floor howling!! I remember this and right now I could use one of these! Thanks for sharing this!
hk2kitty 4 years ago
I love how she's cutting her hair after having set and sprayed it into a flip. That'll work great.
Tracymmo 4 years ago
Your remark made me laugh until I cried. And yet it's so true.....=)
mefault 3 years ago
Your remark is so funny yet, so true!!!
mefault 3 years ago
oh, sideburns. is there any hairstyle you can't make classier?
H666 4 years ago
Wonder why it didn't take off..
Seems like a good idea..
Danny01977 4 years ago
"Why trust your family's appearance to a cheap gadget" LOL
funkmike 4 years ago 4
I NEEDED ONE OF THOSE LAST WEEK!
I went from one barber and salon to the next, and everyone was either booked, there was a long wait or they were not taking walk ins!
jro81 4 years ago
She's trimming that guy's hair in the kitchen LOLZ.
GrooveTubeXOXO 4 years ago
the razor went dull after the first cut, but mom kept using it
the1980srocked 4 years ago
LOL! I so remember this!
Bikermom69 4 years ago
This gadget was just too fancy for my house.
robertpina99 4 years ago 2
That dude is totally workin' the 1974 sideburns!
funkmike 4 years ago 4
Pork chops sideburns----
an butt huggin bell bottoms
pekoe 4 years ago
I was waiting to hear..."But wait! There is more!"
Eating Cheese-Wiz when getting your haircut with a Hair-Wiz! What a country!
visor109 4 years ago 3
I remember that. I don't remember the commercial, but I remember that device. What a trip.
jkygogo 4 years ago
$2.98! What a rip off.
dougedart 4 years ago
Announcer: "So why trust your family's appearance to a cheap gadget?"
Did he actually say that?
I agree with other posters... When my Mom pulled it out, I started whining. Damn, it hurt.
cyberwanderer 4 years ago
I swear I thought the announcer was going to say: "No matter how much they squirm you can give them a good smack" because that's what me and my brothers got. Oh, the PAIN!! Oh, the itch from the wet pricklies down the back!!!
dompy1 4 years ago 4
Hahahahahaha!
PolyesterCrowley777 4 years ago
I want sideburns like the guy at :44 seconds.
dompy1 4 years ago
he prefers them as "mutton chops".
radcam69 4 years ago
I wonder how well that thing actually worked? Judging by the fact that they don't make them anymore, probably not very well.
fixman88 4 years ago
I remember these! My mom cut my hair with one a few times, and all I remember is how it yanked my hair with every pass. Ouch!
ClankBoomSteam 4 years ago
razor behind the clips.
micr0cosm 4 years ago
I hated this thing. My mom used to use this on me as a kid, it ripped the hair off my head. AHHHH!
yessongs1 4 years ago
I still have the Flowbie my dad used to cut our hair when we were kids. Good times, good times.
opticaldisillusion 4 years ago
"Why trust your family's appearance to a cheap gadget?"
Yes, why indeed.
Artemisgoldfish 4 years ago
Why trust your family's appearnace to a cheap gadget, indeed?
EmergencyCheese 4 years ago
My dad used this on me when I was in gradeschool and I looked terrible for five years. LOL!
froggyola 4 years ago
I prefer Kut-n-Sux better. Attaches to yer vacuum cleaner. For your head hair == it cuts, and it sucks! I think Ron Popeil invented it.
DancingSpiderman 4 years ago
It certainly does suck!!
TURN IT OFF, MAN!! TURN IT OFF!! IT'S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE!!!
babymoondancer 4 years ago
"....Tears, screams, follicle damage and slaps from Mom not included"
dompy1 4 years ago
LOL! :-)
sgrho 4 years ago
That's the truth! LOL! Slaps from mom I remember those!
humhunny 4 years ago
No matter how much they squirm...
CaptainSlothrop 4 years ago
why trust a cheap gadget, when you can use a slightly more expensive gadget!
bilbobaggin3 4 years ago
This woulda worked fine if you were a member of The Yardbirds or The Monkees. Just how much weed was everyone smoking in the 70's to scrape up ideas like this?
DesignatedDale 4 years ago
TOKE OUT!!!!!!! I KNOW
pekoe 4 years ago
ohmygod...I remember that thing!! (yep, getting old)
grooving2music 4 years ago
Wow, get a load of those chops! :)
cobaltblue1975 5 years ago
MUTTON CHOPS N BUTT HUGGIN JEANS
pekoe 4 years ago
2.98 was the old 19.99 products of today. I haven't had a belly laugh in a long time, thanks for the video!!!
ishapr 5 years ago
Wonderful
daftmahatma 5 years ago
A HAIRWIZ is a hair comb and hair cutter in one in the 1970's!
heine71 5 years ago
My favorite line is: "Why trust your family's appearance to a cheap gadget?" AHAHAHA!
bos99002 5 years ago 2
Who nicks and gouges their child while cutting their hair?
vaniti06 5 years ago
Someone who uses the HairWiz, that's who.
I say this as a one-time squirming kid whose parents dragged this glorified paint scraper across his little noggin a few times.
Ah, but whaddaya expect for $2.98?
PeerlessPaavo 5 years ago
'When your sideburns get too bushy you can use the 3.0 edge ' - Lol ! Hillarious ! Cheers for posting this !
Ecossaise 5 years ago
Good stuff. More please!
sideshowcarny 5 years ago
The picture and audio quality of this video is outstanding. An excellent find.
exoticatikiroom 5 years ago
"no matter how much they squirm" is TEH muchlulz
PaxShodani 5 years ago