Shanghai Noon 7/11

[boredguy52]

6:51

lol Drunken Master!!!

[whitetiger805]

7:33 "hi horsey"

xD loved that part

[khoi47]

uno muas

[harrypotter7514]

LOOOL JACKIE buno mars lmao

[heswift]

@harrypotter7514 actually he said "uno mas" spanish for one more lmao

[NitoryuKen]

wow jackie chan threw a shuriken XD ninja master! XD

[CookieCreamCrumble]

LMAO

[TheElizaRoza]

"Was that a joke? That was joke. We need to celebrate!!"

"Let's toast to you first joke.!

[anhhungist]

lol hi horesy

[iwishaniggawoods187]

come on were men were not pinatas hahaha

[jengkiesville]

5:17 LOL

[HaleyTan]

4:04 i mean

[HaleyTan]

4:05 i laughed so hard

[khangbob]

Uno mas?

[Zipit28]

Uno mas!

[JoshFazzz]

I wonder if thats a real drinking game! lol

[cnlo2002]

LOL UNO MAS

[ItalianBandit]

Whats the drinking game called? Is it real?

[tukaibilam]

dialogue between chinese should be in chinese!

[pumpim330]

girl say : are you coming

the cowboy says : pipping ?? XD

chinesse guy say : uno mas , hahahaha

[hyderulez94]

LOL uno mas?

[Heyitzj0sh]

Drunken LEE!!

[OnbekendGHC]

"One more game?" "NO! no more drinking thats it" "uno mas?" "no mas John, no mas" hahaha

[OnbekendGHC]

"John...Take your hand of my John" haha funny

[Ralex004]

I could never jump onto a horse... ouch...

[Miss65boo]

Love this movie! Love Jackie Chan! But I must say that a Chinese princess would not be good for labor of any kind, as she would have deformed feet and be barely able to walk. Chinese noble women always had their feet bound from young childhood.

[Saymagus]

@Miss65boo Good ol' history - I remember learning about that. Soak them until they're soft and bend'em back.../shudder Painful just thinking about it. The smaller the feet the more attractive they were considered...I guess.

[Narutowarrior022]

9:25 Thumbs up if you heard the Tooth 

[coolprettyblue]

uno mas=bruno mars

[coolprettyblue]

uno mas=bruno mars thumbs up

[Dirt7055]

indeed epic drinking game



[acaballo10]

haha so funny.. he got high and drunk lol he just hope the other imperial guards dont found about this cause they can kick him out of the service lol

[huangalex98]

drinking game is SO EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hinatahyuga07]

That was your first joke. We should have a drink. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[nhi411]

where is the head

[nhi411]

jihaaaaa

[MiyazakiTsuji]

I want to play the Chinese drinking game too . LOL

[itsanup]

UNO MAS!! LOL

[TheRachaelShow1]

they gg do another on with lucy lui!!

[famegaga666]

Bruno mars!?

[kanibuz1]

@famegaga666 i was shocked when i heard that too....

[mizgog]

@famegaga666 wow, i didn't realise that ! :D

[MajorSotello]

"Why don't you get your eyes off my package you twisted son of a bitch."

[linkboy00000000]

What happen to my horsie is he dead?

My horsie is a sleeping! Jakie is funny drunk!

[alexboissonnault]

Pang Shang she Shang Bah Ga Yang Shing Shing tsing tso da bah ga

Yeng It tsi ya poysso Paya Paya Gosanga

Layahang a Kangseya, Sangasang a Kangseya, Ougaouga Kangseya,

LAHYAHHAYHAUWYHAYSHATYHAAAAA!!­!

( I m no chinese, sorry for the spelling hehehe )

[MyBabyyBath]

EPIC movie

[IamAmADMAN00006]

UNO MAS??? 8O

[IamAmADMAN00006]

UNO MAS??? 8oO

[mychobbo]

yeeha yeeha wheres the head?

[MyGreenApplePhotos]

the bottle was empty at one point when they were playing the drinking the drinking game in the tub then it was full again lol

[witthaya100]

we're men, not pinatas wahahahah!

[cMagicMac]

i wanna play the drinking game ^^

[CauseU]

"only to a member of an imperial family..are you a

member of an imperial family? I don't think so" LMAO

[yohell100]

is my Horsie Dead

[hwaprincess]

"I had him! I had him!"

[chana0mi]

hahaha ssooww funnyy'' hi horsii'' xD meann !!!

[SuperRiceCooker]

"no mas"

*PLAYS DRINKING GAME*

fjdAFJKASDJGKJJ CHING CHONG CHANG

[Bakutanium]

@SuperRiceCooker RACIST

[321godson]

"uno mas" .. hahahahaha

[Drama91J]

7:56 - 7:59 the horse sounds like he's laughing at him xD



[minithugs2k8]

what happen to my horse is he dead? xD

[d79012]

I am laughing soooouard at they're drinkin game!! And then they end up in tue same tub! Lol

[1alejo2]

What happened to his drunken fist?

[SuperRiceCooker]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO 5:10. OMG. SO FUNNY.

[mynameisalexyu]

lol i thought owen said he wasnt gonna rest until he humps everyone for information LOL

[uomoitaliano]

what are they drinking?

[MegaMoneyMan92]

wheres the drunken boxing jackie?

[latto44]

3:39 the bottle is almost empty, and then at 3:43 it't full again, and empty again again at 3:48! haha

[StallordesXX]

@latto44 Lol, never saw that before, and I have watched this movie a hundred times xD Means they had to do this scene a lot I think :p

By the way...UNO MAS?!

[Deadmancrawler]

UNO MAS???? LMAO!!!!!! my favorite line of this movie! 4:59 5:18 and 7:15!! damn im dying here

[XxowendanxX]

Owen Wilson looks a little bit like Owen Hart from the WWE...damn, that horse was a rummy...uh, oh...this is the part where the writers give their little lesson on racism..."just a chinaman"...LOL @ "man you're a mean drunk!!"...wow, that dude No Fong remembers Chon Wang from China...

[TheKarate10]

they should make "drink riding" ileagal

[JHgamer101]

I LOVE THAT BIT damn john what did u do two him

[HinaNaru65]

who know you could have so much funn in the bath tub....

[candyroxs13]

"what happen to my horse..is he dead"

"no jhon but we are"

"hi horsie"

hahahahhahhahah so funny

[yoandizini]

HAHHAAHHA 7:31 IS MY BEST FAVE SCENE! AND 8:40

[SiddTheFrickingNayak]

LOL DRUNKEN HORSE XD

[vajr41891]

whats the name of that game? xD

[albertagent]

5:18 so funny when he sais Uno mash

[emandkayforever]

hi horsie lolz yeee hawww whers the head is he dead no but we r chon

[ThERealiStT]

What Happend to my Horse is he dead

Lol

[JimmyLeong]

what is owen wilson babbling about ??

[BODownz]

2:40 LOL

[izyv1]

jajajajaj drunk

[ThePeachCockTaiL]

lol 019 baby face !!!

xD

[fvhitman4hire]

8:20 - 8:31 hahahahaha

[slacker482]

5:34 Damn, horsie know how to drink! :D

[SqueakyPanther]

JACKIE CHAN IS AN EPIC DRUNK!!!!!!!!!

[VF54118]

Thank You Uno Mas LOL

[teehee5397]

HAHAHA! "hi hoosie.. wah hapen my hoosie iz he dead?" xD LMAO i never get tired of the part!!!

[roelvanbezouwen]

''fifi''

''are you coming''

'' uno mass''

[AlexHJ19]

5:27 Best Horse Ever! :D

[Littlemissconfussed]

what happen my horsie...

....is he dead....?

hi horsie he sleeping

jackie chan FTW

[BijiApoCheHugoChavez]

dayyumm shes fine too!

[dracocintron]

"uno mas" *bubble* xD

[Usagiiiiiiii]

"get your eyes off of my package"

[C0de0fCondact]

Wez' da haad...? 8:03

Hai hoowsy!

Yuei..? 7:38

Uuha..? 7:47

Wa' habben' ma' howss..Iz he daad? 8:10

i haz a word for dem'..roflmao

[1234567890ruby]

Hey why are they wearing hats in their bathtubs?

[Robert941]

Lol "What happened to my horsy"

Love that line

[huangalex98]

@Robert941 what happend to my horse? is he dead?

nope, but you are

[mothershipeternity]

"hey stop! we're men and not pinatas" xD

[fbad3]

@ 3:45 ish watch how full the bottle is lawl.

[xlusterditx]

so gay

[angrymanthe3]

Uno mas?

[CrossfireY13]

What I don't get is, how come there's still bubbles in the tub at the end? Lol

[inspelled]

Love the drinking game cracks me up every single time and I watch it over and over again on a loop.

[poisenarrow5]

LOL 7:50 XD

[MyThePooP]

LOOOL UNO MAS XDDD

[Kapuchino157]

Oh, I love that horse! ^^

" Hi, horsie!"

Man, jackie gets wasted on alchohol too often

[cotarna]

@Kapuchino157 what happen to my horse? is he dead?!

[randolpha13]

"no mas chon!" "no mas!"

*does it uno mas times*

[huon12345]

lol .. what happen to my horse? is it dead?

HAHAHA

[Lille54321]

the horse is the best xD

[LittleAshleyMGreene]

hi horsie :D

[Thejeditusken2]

7:12 Vintage Jackie Chan (The Drunken Master)!

[avenger9999]

hahahaha the bottle magically fills its self at 3:44 and then empties itself at 3:47

[fidderobin]

Hi horsie! his living! hahaha

[xxN8tiveOutLaw]

That chick that interupted them was hot!!

[Jessicaa657]

hi horsie!

where's the head?

what happened to my horse? .. is he dead ..

hahaha LMAO! ... get your hands of my package son of a bitch ROLF ... this part cracks me up seriously

[MikhaelaC]

where is the head??? LOL

[jordanpruittjuli]

What happened to my horse? Is he dead?

[VNM92]

"Hi horsie!"

[guyver008]

@VNM92

[ftbsltd]

Roy:It's time for yee haw!

Chon:.....Yee wha?!

[Younowkoed]

Whore house xD

[rbdzntsfrlk]

get your eyes off my package you twisted son of a bitch! lol

[rbdzntsfrlk]

that horse is one hell of a drinker. lol

[rbdzntsfrlk]

I'm not gonna stop until ive pumped everyone in there for information" (walks in)........ helll rooyyyy... rofl

[MrDon275]

Oh Jackie could do the Drunken Master Fight.

[chelseaforevah]

wow...ya gotta be afraid of horses capable of chugging!!!

[jordanpruittjuli]

Roy: Fifi?

Jackie Chan(dont know what his name is):Uno mas?

[flyboyking4114]

his name is chon dumb fuck

[naruhinasocute]

ha the bubble comin out of his mouth

[tyrzi]

"no more drinking...'' and what happend then xD

[beermademesmart]

YAH YAH horsie.... wheres the head?... -horse falls over- What happend to my horse.. Is he dead?

[ElysianxFields]

"No, but we are.."

[kevinrocks2323]

"Why don't you get your eyes off my package you twisted son of a bitch"

I didn't get that at first but Roy was twisting around what he said xD. (Means stop looking at my dick).

[jameshoward013]

is it me or does owen wilson get owned at 2:28 - 2:50 XD

[KanyeKid20]

5:21-5:40 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Anyone think they can out-drink that horse?

[drakananana]

i dont really get the rules of the game they played :-P

[aboveadveragebear]

ha "were men not pinata's"

[SamFisher147]

uno mas? no mas john (Chon) no mas...

[MrBlGGS]

Anyone else realise that when they are drinking, there is a mistake? 3:28 - 3:42 the bottle is empty, but when he fills another shot glass, and puts the bottle down, its full.

[MrBlGGS]

but then its empty again

[Neobloodzero86]

meybe becaues there drinking down bottles

[19torento]

Marshall Van Cleef should've learned something from this. You don't mess with "Blondie"...

[XxNimanarutoxX]

lol his first joke, ROFL! omg ahahaha

[MosGuitar]

same shower lol

[JustinS2338]

jackie is funny with the horsies lol

[uomoitaliano]

what are they drinking?

[Waterpaw1]

pretty sure they are drinking tequila and the drinking part is by far the funniest lol

[DavoStreet]

Pretty impressive hardware you packin'.

[hip2thabone]

Lol what happened too my horseys head?... is he dead?... no but we r :)

[hip2thabone]

Haha love the sarcasm yes we got to make a toast because u made a joke for the 1st time :)

[Ycampus]

hahah. 7:34 "hi horsey!" XD