Alpha Protocol Gameplay and Commentary

[AlexMathersShady]

I spat my all over my food all over the keyboard laughing.. seriously!!

[uptownSWAGZ]

i kicked this shit down 300 style bitch! this is sparta

[ElVenezolano94]

And then HOLY SHIT IT'S A WIZARD!

[DJKID777]

damn i want to go to wendys

[Hilt0n12345679]

3:55 enemy had a heart attack

[XxAnqelBeatzxX]

You're a Wizard Harry!

[A5GRedwing666]

"Imma kick this door 300 style this is sparta bitch !"

lmao

[MegsTheZombie]

The description! It's not This is the greatest ______ of All Time! WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT.

[RLmike1234]

@MegsTheZombie This is the greatest Wendy's commercial of All Time

[tjr14vg]

ah so funny cause this game sucked hard penis

[dshisnit137]

18 people dont like wizzards

[natcat1111]

does everyone expect him to be fat?! i know i did!

[bugmg]

Cr1TiKal and Alan Wake

[ForeverTheShortest]

This is Sparta bitch! xD

[hnoobsho]

does he still make funny videos???????????? :)

[ComedyGames247]

Hey everyone! Im a huge fan of Cr1TiKal, and i myself made a few commentary videos too. Now i do NOT have a Capture Card yet, and i am waiting to see how many views my videos get to decide whether or not to get one. So PLEASE, go to my channel and watch my videos. Remember, the quality isnt too good but i will buy a capture card and make new ones if YOU tell me if you like it or not. So PLEASE watch my videos and comment, like, and subscribe! Thanks so much! :D

[mipsuperk]

Best commentary ever

[rept1llian]

KICK THT SHIT DOWN 300 STYLE THIS IS SPARTA BITCH

[dredessau]

He's finally back!!!

[CheeseySpazMan12]

@dredessau 4th June 2010...

[rockefeller14]

2:00 Cr1tikal gets hit with like 8 shots

2:36 Cr1tikal: By some some reason my charachter is bleeding from his shoulder

[Benjlmao1996]

@rockefeller14 shoulderblade* fuck head

[TheRussianBear20]

@Benjlmao1996 relax kid.

[Benjlmao1996]

@TheRussianBear20 soz babe <3

[MasterAvarize]

and yes my comment is neither an insult or a compliment :)

[MasterAvarize]

ahhh before cr1tikal stuck to comedy :)

[AdventurousSlytherin]

This is Sparta b*tch!

[Nicksiebs]

My friend is Charlie's aka CR1TiKal

[Anastasiatv1]

@Nicksiebs orly?

is he hot LOL

[natcat1111]

@Anastasiatv1 even if he wasn't, i would still marry him...

[iamcaleblong]

Mom just bitched at me for an hour over my homework. Maybe this will help.

[SorakuFett]

@WastelandMerc07

1.I'd say early-to-mid 20's

2. Anywhere, really.

3. Could've bought 'em, been told about them, or even found them on his own.

4. Russian Alien Pornography Director...

5. The world may never know...

[Haunterpnoy]

no door is safe from the wrath of me :P

[goremurder10]

18 people got jackie chaned by cr1tikal

[airgilbert]

stupidconsole kids

[TailsDoll420]

HOLY SHIT ITS A FUCKIN WIZARD XD

[bednarskimatthew]

@TailsDoll420 That's what I say whenever a zombie pops out from a corner in Black Ops and nearly kills me

[bootiesz]

I anticipated this game forever, but when it finally came out, it got a shit score, so I didn't get it. This process has happened to me many times, but most of the time I actually end up buying the game..

[redterror87]

Do Starcraft 2 Wings of Liberty campaign commentary

[CandyLittleGirls]

18 people don't know whats laughing



[69fatwhitechick]

anyone else hear the NBA Finals in the background?lol

[101dastan]

HOLY SHIT!! It's a fuckin' wizard!

[ewwurreallyfat2]

Can you haz make WoW commentary? :P

[aquaagu2]

@ewwurreallyfat2 your grammar is horrible.

[ewwurreallyfat2]

@aquaagu2 I did it on purpose bro haha.

[aquaagu2]

@ewwurreallyfat2 ok lol

[GeneralNeir20]

@WstelandMerc07

1. Sounds in his 20s

2. He owns them

3. Buys or rents

4. Probably selling lingere (womens clothing)

5. Quite possibly (where does he get all the quotes that have ever left his mouth?)

[VladimirZharkov]

@WstelandMerc07 1- three hundred and four. 2. Nobody knows. 3. See question 2 4 yes, he rubs nipples. 5. No

[WstelandMerc07]

questions..

1. How old is Cr1tikal?

2. where does he get these games?

3. HOW does he get all these games?

4. does he have a job?

5. is he a stoner...

[Anastasiatv1]

@WstelandMerc07 he is like 16 i think

buys them

rents or buys

prob has one

might smoke cuz his lungs problem.

[Skillet7890]

@WstelandMerc07 1. In is 20's.

2. Stores

3. Buys and rents, downloads from xbox sometimes.

4. Probably.

5. No.

Search Cr1TiKaL's face, there should be a TeamNoble Twitter page, and that is Cr1TiKaL. You can also search up Ever Wonder What Cr1TiKaL looks like?

[AirsoftSupreme]

MORE FUNTACTICS

[JustWin98]

2:16-2:20 that's what he said. Yes, he.

[nnewmy]

this game was alright

its not worth buying

[mineme678]

How do you make the vids on an xbox...do you download something or is it a video camera

[MaIicious0ne]

@mineme678 HD PVR.

[Gzuzsquirt69]

Holy shit it's a fucking wizard!

[baseballking1a]

the birth of something that became legendary Cr1TiKaL 3:16

[southparkgeek69]

i spit out my drink on my laptop

[adamd1998]

Lol fail at the end! Forgot his line then cut out half way through it! Haha but this guy is funny as fuck!!!

[RabaShibaRabaSha]

@firehearte he use to commentate over i think now he doesnt

[123456789058909]

@Funnerism But Ray William Johnson is a homo.

[Funnerism]

If Ray William Johnson ever chooses you to host one of his =3 shows...it'll be a dream come true.

[kakokapolei123]

@Funnerism He did, he chose the QWOP video, it's on Goofy Run

[Funnerism]

@kakokapolei123 Saw it. Thanks a lot, kind Sir for telling me that.

[Firehearte]

Do you play first, recording it, and then comment OVER the video? Or comment as you play?

[TheOneBlueNinja]

@Firehearte I think he alternates between the two commentary styles. In his 98 Koshien video, he starts off with what at least appears to be commentating as he's playing, but then he starts commentating over a pre-recorded video.

[Firehearte]

@TheOneBlueNinja Ah okay. Thanks ;P Got it now.

[JonWolfAssassin]

Play assassins creed the new one when it comes out please

[madroman73]

They are tranquillisers

[OneTrickPonyxQSx]

Funny as hell haha

[acamp1995]

Your voice is quite interesting...

At times you sound like the clinically depressed brother from 'Everyone loves Rayman... Raymond... Nvm'

However occasionally you speak like a some kind of 1950's gangster straightout of the Godfather.

(Please pardon my obvious ignorence concerning gansters and the movie ' the Godfather')

[WeaponsSpree]

Cr1tiKaL should play Guitar Hero 3 Legends of rock, Through the fire and flames on expert :)

[Barneymustdie1228]

Is this worth getting?

[LtBartram]

that was a nerf gun! :D exept it shoots tranqulizers

[suhhhj]

LMFAO I love how you opened the last door and the guy's dead body was sliding. xD

[TheFiresword766]

got the 1000th like

[bananapancake232]

I kicked that shit down 300 stile, this is Sparta bitch

[zombeeslayer]

@faLcoNHawK97 your wish came true

[Zibathy]

In the beginning I thought... the chick was voice synced to critikal's

[Rock7Abilty]

i want 2 shoot a nerf blaster

[Rock7Abilty]

holy shit neil from matrix



[YukiTheEevee]

@Rock7Abilty You fail, sir. It's Neo. Not Neil.

[FosterFuel]

is he doing the commentary at the same time?

[robodog09]

did u guys hear the frog

[PspHelpService]

probably Treyarch made that weapon.

[faLcoNHaWk97]

play facade!!!~!!!!!!

[daarenshaw33]

What basketball game is on in the background?

[gagking3]

Am I the only one who thought he would call the crosshair a nipple?

[xdfgnm]

look at the weapon icon on the bottom right thumbs up if u see it

[coolscoob]

dude you are so fucking hilarious

I was eating while watching this...big mistake ahaha

[BackToLifeStudios]

NO door is safe from the wrath of me but this 1 comes pretty damn close

[arctichiller4413]

you sir, are hilarious!!! Im sick, and i laughed the shit outta me watchin your vids, and collapsed on my computer keys and the browser just quit on me. But this was fucking amazing....QWOP was hilarious as well!

[taken1069]

omg a WIZARD!!!!!!! wait wizards aint black

[swtchgear1]

that was a Nizard

[robodog09]

@taken1069 racist

[homestrarrunner]

@robodog09 well its true you dont see any black wizards in harry potter do you? Hell, Disney Channel doesn't even have black wizards, and they're supposed to be the most innocent company ever.

[PhantomKlown]

@homestrarrunner I see your point but I want to point out that I have seen a few black wizards in harry potter.

[poet215]

you sir earn a sub for this funny vid

[atfisamu]

Damn wizards, but loved the video!!

[tazat007]

OMG He forgot did not say nipples......Wuts up with that

[AsuraNecro]

fuck wizards, they get ya every time

[niloc1229]

woot! 69,000 viewer. that's chill as fuck

[eevee1767]

69,000 viewer... Suit's him.

[reco1977]

I like your commentary, made me laugh quite a few times.

[bcbarton51]

i am the 66,666 veiwer lol

[thespoho32]

@bcbarton51 Damn your a fucking legend

[bcbarton51]

@thespoho32 thank u :)

[Severepwner]

Thumbs up if at 1:54 the room looks like the main lobby in the Grand Theft Auto 4 building Goldberg, Ligner, and Shyster building. You know the lawyer place.

[Paulbuffmansbuddy]

@Severepwner shut the fuck up

[Benyash99]

And no door is safe from the wrath of me, but uh, but that door comes pretty fucken close because it's indestructible.

[EVILPENGUIN97]

Holy crap the stair joke actually works!!!

[8tatts]

Bought this game today but after seeing this video i'm going to be disappointed, can you come to my house an commentate on it while i'm playing??!!

[MrLawls93]

Black Magic :P

[Chipmeister101]

Cr1TiKal...Only one request...MAKE VIDEOS FASTER I AM DYING WAITING :(( !

[Chipmeister101]

Cr1TiKal...Only one request...MAKE VIDEOS FASTER I AM DYING WAITING :(( !

[thecandell1]

14 people never saw the wizard

[CH4TT3RB0X2010]

"no door is safe from the wrath of me.. but that door come pretty fucking close coz its indistructable.." XD too funny

[devilkill9]

and its fuckin neo from the matrix! and my main character just shit himself.

[devilkill9]

best fuckin comentary ever. holly shit haha. do more of these man.

[jericho51166]

Holy shit its a fucking wizard!!!

[BlackHaloO]

"my bullets are like hitting aliens orbiting around earth or something" .. gosh you are godlike :)

[Medevil9908]

"The protagonist here is talking to the girl from all those Wendy's commercials and she's telling him to get the fuck out of that room..." Lmao. God damn he's funny.

[yarbyarbzz]

PLAY HAPPY WHEELS

[jaketoby465]

ur so funny lol

[skirmisher54]

JIZZ FROM TH- Oh... Wrong Video!

[xgunhallx95]

how can u dislike Penguinz0 videos

[TheNeighborsLawn]

@xgunhallx95 your a ginger, and you dont have a soul

[happyhellday3]

@xgunhallx95 angry video game nerd fans

[77winkster]

@xgunhallx95 well many people thought you just press the button right by the like but if you do. A flying chuck norris breaks through the wall and flying kicks with the power of a thousand eagles you in the face and you explode it is unknown how you dislike a penguinz0 vid

[LPSNIPERKING]

@xgunhallx95 by having a broken mouse

[joeyCODvids]

hitin aliens around earth hahahahha

[koolpunkskater]

this is sparta bitch XD

[Thearidain]

3:40 u didn't kill him

[iLiKePiE1322ify]

whats up with the guys waddle when he crouches

[Quidikic]

Did u goto clown college or something cause I piss my self when I watch ur vids

[robertbutler714]

my character just shit his pants, as did the girl from the wendy's commercials

[rtm416]

i literally shit and pissed my pants watching this

[albertovilla53]

does anyone else notice this game resembles mass effect lol

[DrPepperlvr23]

14 people are just jealous they're not as amazingly funny as you.

[CCCachinnate]

"HOLY SHIT ITS A FUCKING WIZARD!" rofl your so funny (subscribed) :D

[TheFrogy55]

is is just me or did u play first then narrate the video

[PJDaSmurfer]

@TheFrogy55 its not you its me

[BrotherhoodHQ]

U FUCKIN FUNNY MAN!!!!!!!!

[zagor688]

lol, i tryed eating cereal while watching this, ended up spiting it all over my screen becouse of the laughing

[TheFlamez083]

@Railinity no its a black guy

[Hoezi02]

"And i kick this shit down 300 Style - This is Sparta Bitch!"

fuckin´ hilarious xD

[TheK12H]

This game sucks my fucking genitals

[TheSexyLosers]

HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING WIZARD!

[TheSexyLosers]

funniest commentary ever!

[TheMan11714]

funny



[TheSushikiller]

Neo from Matix then how come he didn't use it his Matix skills -.-

[Railinity]

4:27 HOLY SHIT It's a Fucken Wizard

[rcp916]

So huh I Rock this Bicth!! LOL

[joey2595]

Holy shit a wizard pops out of my sh!t hole

[Abalos65]

This is Sparta BITCH

[omgalejandro]

before he gets the gun.. what does the thing in the south west corner look like?

[MrUSGERMAN]

and then.. HOLY SHIT It'S A Fuckin wizard!! lol

[chocoholic718]

This is Sparta b^tch

[saitodono88]

how long was that black guy hiding there?

[jimmysillywalk]

ahahahah

[kingpojo1]

4:26 BLACK MAGIC

[lurima52511]

this is sparta bitch. HAHAHA

[SinisterSim]

HOLY SHIT ITS A WIZARD!!!

[SteeleKnightro]

Holy crap i love this guy :)

[10daystilldawn]

lmfao fuckin funny

I don't even care about Alpha Protocol, but I am watching this video because your videos are just too funny!!! Keep up the good work!!!