GM is Bankrupt! gnooze June 1, 2009

[Roeshamboe05]

I love you

[Soad199Rs]

I called you ugly/stupid and made fun of your mole. I'm sorry, please forgive me.

[norelign]

Marta! You got it. You figured it out. Its "THEM" ya know. Those evil #@!!@!! But hey, if we all laugh hard enough at "THEM" maybe "THEY" will go away!

[aquilesachilles]

I love your enthusiasm, keep up the good work!

Succes ;)

[jettbugg]

....a GREAT Kimjungilllll thing....response from state dept. even better!

[Scherzo7]

Marta it's Российские Новости! Trust me cuz I'm Russian. Correct that please ^_^

Good show! :)))

[rain8a]

awesome as always!

liked the North Korea part!

[Squarerig]

Her form of satire is so subtle.Clever girl and very pretty too!

[roylionel]

Welcome back

[Tressco]

"It's North Korea, bitches!" - LMFAO

[dalep3287]

Politically speaking GM should have filed before even getting any stimulus. No stimulus should have been given.

[funbub]

Iol, I enjoyed the North Korea segment!

[anmoose]

Odd... A few other commenters have mentioned losing a few pounds. I think they emailed them to me.....

Brilliant, Marta, as always!

[acberquist]

I'm all about the organizing. Kudos to you!  Doesn't it feel wonderful?

[xThemaskedanalyzerx]

I Iike the Russian accent. I've only lost 3 pounds since I last saw you. LOL

[amfanman]

CV1122 sent me here. Subscribed!

[forestlight5]

Just found you! Subscribe yep! (cv1122 says hi)

[Cubicleboy04]

I have been working out! Thanks for noticing! You look good too ;) Awesome show!

[BlackhawkFitness]

Hah-lo... *ROFL*

[hearNyou]

Hey Marta! just do it when ya feel it !! (and the Gnooze!.......pow...pow...)

Whaddaya noe, when the 'real' news gets bad, the real GNOOZE gets funnier!!!!

[spacebroom]

Marta, you are just way OK with me.

Let me send my very best to you and yours.

If there was a way, I'd take you all out for a lobster dinner, dogs included.

You guys rock.

[darrenwhelan1]

Yay, you're back! I've been so detached from the real world =P

great video, as always!

[Diasfu]

I missed you..

[gnooze]

Sweet! Good job!

[moneyman21219]

Your absences are becoming more frequent and longer in duration. I'm sensing the demise of Gnooze. It's only a matter of time.......

[gnooze]

Um, that's encouraging?

I have been doing this show for almost 2 years. I sometimes get fatigued.

[moneyman21219]

Sorry if I offended you but I feel vidicated by the fact that you've only made 3 videos since I posted this comment and the last one was 2 weeks ago.

[FightGlobalPoverty]

moneyman, the gnooze has thousands of subscribers and lots of positive feedback from supporters because she is very nice. So there is nothing to be vindicated about.

[jx14aby]

It's so good to see you again. Your videos are the best!

[gnooze]

Thanks! I'm glad you like them!

[PhuqueU]

Now that our CREEP CRIMINAL Government has all of our gold and gave us paper in place of it, they will probably nuke you and blame, Korea, Terrorist, or Russians. Oh Joy!

[mike8494]

You are the bested Marta keep on the good work :-) Mike...

[gnooze]

Hi Mike! You're the best! :)

[ZachsMind]

AWESOME! Back and better than ever!

Much tighter editing. Improved production values. The cutaways are punchier. As funny as always. Your Obama's scary good, Marta.

Still some green screen artifacts but hell, Empire Strikes Back had them too. Do you guys live anywhere near Santa Monica? I've been watching Kevin Pollak's Chat Show and yours is one of the guest suggestions I tweeted him. That'd kick ass, but if you don't live in California I guess that couldn't happen. Oh well. =(

[gnooze]

Better than ever!?! I'll take your word for it. :)

I am in LA. And I'll have to go check out that show now!

[geekyvince]

yay your back! I would love to sponsor a gnooze episode.

[gnooze]

Sponsor me in spirit! You're saving up for new equipment! :)

[Nic33rd]

I love your little jingles and seques. =]

Especially the bears and vodka.

[gnooze]

:) It is a well-known fact that they imbibe. Haha.

[practicalmagic9]

sorry...guess it was the visual of the missles. technically, if the USA used 'protection' it would be more like a diaphram, huh?

[gnooze]

I didn't even realize the subconscious visuals there! Yikes! Now I'm picturing a giant diaphragm over the US. ACK!

[practicalmagic9]

interceptor program...feeling 'safe'...i had this weird vision of a giant condom...

[missjo5ie]

That intro is epic.

[andreous7]

Do Monkeys drink Vodka too?

[xoxb2]

We missed you! And I think that alco-bear may have done too ...

[gitarzero2]

"GM is bankrupt"

Hasn't it been?

[addictfan]

good show

[kjack5]

You express some of our leaders fairly well.

It is as though all the adults have left the room and the world is being run by a bunch of unruly kids!

[chitch1776]

You're the best. Really. Much love and respect.

[SonomaDave1]

"Got a lot of organizing done. So theres that." hmmm...scarily not very convincing. If you leave and dont come back, twitter us and let us know where to find you.  :...<

[AfricanMadman]

WOOO! Gnooze at last!

And were's my t-shirt? I ordered it like 2 weeks ago... Damn our postal service is slow as sh*t....

Love the new KJI jingle, good stuff!

[strav12]

OMFG! A jingle that rivals Uncle Mahmoud Ahmadinajhab! This cannot be! This isn't happening! Kim Jong IL! Happy Happy Bears!

A very densely packed one here - rest is good - and absence makes the heart get really bored.

[therealcaptobvious]

the news isn't as fun without a gun toting cowboy to impersonate.

[librano]

I like me a good schmelection

[AuroraKismet]

There are over 8,000 unaccounted for POW's/MIA's from the Korean War.Instead of drumming up another phony conflict,we need to bring our boys home.

[BeyondWrittenWords]

US is now officially a communist country. People will gain ownership of all corporations soon. Hope it works better than in USSR.

[RoyalDemonforChrist]

i love you!

[Loreki]

You should play Medvedev more puppet-y in future.

The news about N Korea is distressing, this is an effort to make the existing regime outlive the leader, so if he dies the internal issues may slow the progress. But if he died; you'd need a new north korea news intro!

Such a dilemma!

[Squirelbutt]

At 2:30 someone lost a watch in the garbage can.

[Squirelbutt]

Marta,, I take i you have been working out and eating better.... ^^)

[clearmenser]

Marta Marta Marta!!! You can do it!

[drkangravewing]

Good Gnooze!

[PsyogiBottoms]

we long you Marta! come back soon - we, I, miss your stellar personality & good looks.

[gnooze]

You're too nice!!

[yrulooknatme]

The funniest north korea impersonation, hahaha

[lights21002003]

cool vid

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[DookofHDP]

You're quite supportive of my dangerously unhealthy diet and lack of exercise.

Thanks! ;P

I love your crazy ziggin' and zaggin'!!! And your pronunciation of 'Nicaragua' with the Russian accent!  Impressive. :D

[gnooze]

Haha, I guess I was being presumptuous about your diet and exercise. ;)

[DookofHDP]

And how! I do, however, have a long term plan to start exercising, but I'm addicted to cheese and deep-fried foods. Mmmmm ...

I agree about sign stores--why don't they hook themselves up with a decent sign? Strangely enough, the building within which I rent an apartment is a fence company, yet all the fences on the property are in serious disrepair.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

A few more theme songs for despots,and you could have a hit album on your hands!

Also,maybe you could do a "Berlitz" style talk like a Russian (Hallo) CD.

[Taughtology]

Yay, Marta! (and Brian)

[cv1122]

glad youre back!

its north korea bitches :)

[gnooze]

I'm glad to be back! I should remember that shutting down when I'm uninspired is counterproductive. Much better to participate!

[PsyogiBottoms]

Creatives often have to cocoon before reappearing as full of life and color. It is completely normal - sometimes we just need to recharge and let ideas ferment.

Just don't make it a habit, you're one of the only amusing and cheerful news sources I have. The rest make me want to jump off a stack of Cheney's millions.

[OutMendham]

And, you look great. So theres that.

[gnooze]

Aw shucks! :)

[newutubejunkie]

MARTA!!! Glad to see you again!

Hey, Make sure when you do Pres OBAMA impersonations, ALWAYs only look 45 degrees to the left and right, while talking; never straight at the camera. :)

[gnooze]

I try to always be looking to the "prompter." Thank you!! :)

[hypnofan35]

Well, the Republicans are acting all high and mighty, but their "George Bush festival of greed" certainly took the economy down the crapper. Now they have "the volt" over at GM. They might not be able to "kill" this electric car, by refusing to make it. Seems like the world as we know it will rapidly progress toward artificial intelligence. It will be illegal to do random tasks. Good hair flailing. i don't know if i have ever seen that before. .. anywhere.

[gnooze]

I have a lot of hair and it has a mind of its own.

[therealcaptobvious]

hey newsflash, Obama just appointed Gensler and Pickel to re-oversee this "festival of greed". It's really generational theft for a dead cat bounce in real estate. Now exactly how is this a "republican" thing since Obama is doing the same thing Bush is? 

and btw, prove that anyone is trying to kill the electric car? Republicans want to keep free market principles, dems wants to avoid the free market to push the electric car.

[artin74]

Welcome back Marta!

[gnooze]

:) Thanks! Glad to be back!

[wdgeo]

Welcome back Marta! You're the best! ( and the sexiest! ;)

[gnooze]

Woohoo! Thank you!!!

[w1e2s3s4k5i6l7e8s9]

whew!! for a minute,i thought you had taken a Union Job, and you were on strike!!

[gnooze]

Haha. Once when I was little, my dad was painting a wall and I asked if I could help. I think I was 5 or 6. He said, "Nope, it's a union job."

It took me years to get the joke.

[DStyle86]

Happy you're back Marta!! And very entertaining as ever =)

[gnooze]

Hooray! Thank you!

[sliverhi]

Flattery will get you everywhere! 5 Stars! Your forgiven.

[THISISZION42303]

fuck obama!!!

[judeebar]

Great show!

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! :)

[judeebar]

I can't believe I am first!! Love the show!