Big Brother Auditions | Mario & Lisa's Tips | Channel 4

[0797000]

lisa's face has turned disgusting!! what has she done??

[mekissingyou]

lisa did quite well. She won 25k if i remember rightly. wonder if they have spent it yet?

[dronespace]

Mario looks like a cross between Charlie Brooker and Sylvester Stallone

[xashfordx]

Lisa was the best!!! all the haters should just die!

[AngelicaHuston]

i love u guys haha

[Heatherleex]

they live near me !!! :O

[coldbyatch]

@Heatherleex

where do you live??

Because I saw them in Bromley (south London) the other week!

and its like the third time iv seen them lool

I think they have moved down here...

Mario is always wearin a cap hat and and sunglasses but his walk gives him away lol he always looks like he has shit in his pants LMFAO

[Hattieriding]

lisa you sexy beast

[weestuburns]

Media hungry fuck wits.

[TuRdSandwitch18]

oh well as long as their happy

[aliabbashussain]

hasha i love u two :P x

[MightyMick77]

tools

[scousejimmy1]

i like mario when i watched a episode of big brother he was saying really nice things about scousers so hes sound by me

[jessilu]

Oh dear lol, practise commandment number 4...do your homework!

[Hyperion004]

Pure comedy. Them trying to decide their number 1 was just magic.

[sychowalker]

the orange couple.

[nakanoballer]

EH? 4 and 5 were the same...

They obviously put a lot of thought into this top5!

[Basetrem]

this video is full of buzz words

[lambrick00]

he is a knob head and attention seeking whore!!!!!!!!!!, i quite like her, and think she is a nice person, she could do better than that grease ball!!!!!!!!!!!

[victoriaweeks11]

Practice what you preech you dumb pair of twats, 'ooooooooooooooooh, don't say I want to be famous, because that's boring', just fuck off you pair of sad nobody's, you would have given anything to be famous but your both just a laughing stock!!

[madlynda]

i love lisa and mario

[LaraCroftFTW]

Lol I love Lisa, she should have won.

[Eezaspanner]

This is Big Brother would Mario and Lisa please...

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DISAPPEAR BACK INTO OBSCURITY"

[venomgold]

Ive looked at a few of the celebrity and pass big brother people video and everyone hate the fact that there on u tube doing there thang could ppl stop the hate please... Coz boiii there taking time to do this for the fans benefits as well as there own..

[redrock1965]

lisa always looks outstanding ,,,you know your own mind lisa, believe in yourself

[ThomoHay91]

be the character you are

like mario

" im going to dunk my biscuit into this hot juicy tea"

fuckwit !

[fluffels1]

wewt i will so not do that and my mum better die!

[andremp04]

This is just sad

[vickysawyer]

HAHAH WHO ARE THEY!?

[cannoir]

they are nonebrities.

[jimrichy]

the make me feel sick, the nasty sick fucks!

[torresisalegend2008]

FUCKING GAY SAD CUNTS

[earfetish]

everyone slagging them off - you're the cunts who clicked on the fucking video

Mario and Lisa were one of the highlights of my Summer, and I took a lot of drugs over Summer

[acwilson82]

One of the highlights of your summer?! I think you will find it is you that is a cunt cock breath.

[IAmUrMum]

LOL No you didnt

[amyNAV]

hmmm you say it's boring to go onto BB for fame...take your own advice...and how are you orginals?!!

like they said, get a life!!

[redsetter87]

This is shocking!!! Get a life!

[AfroDude1994]

get a life u 2! u think your popular and famous but your not!

[39ALLAKAD70]

I know not all that is man created evil death at the bottom of all pure heaven, man created a safe distance from the top at the bottom gutter earth, intentionally small if you had been any bigger you would have been dangerous.

[LovesGonnaGetUDown]

lisa was the best housemate ever!!

[ARTISTMERLIN]

Lisa Mario, you may now leave the online Dairyroom

[louisebray22]

i h8ed mario wen he was in th bb house bt i liked lisa

[AJPuk]

I'd much rather put a cock in her mouth.

[iMurked]

milf

[AJPuk]

Indeed.

[AstraGSImark3]

what a load of shit! tossers

[beepcyberpunk]

they seem a perfect couple dont they.

very well matched.

advice 4 u 2,get on with your life and ignore the smoke screeen of bs you been snorting!

[rob1969in]

Just the sort of people I would dreading having to live with if I ever went in to the house. Complete tossers.

[simzYT]

wot a pair of dicks.. id put mine between her pair tho

[FarhadTv]

ahahaha...

[chazyboy26]

just came across this. FUCK RIGHT OFF .

[Chris321yeah]

absolute wanabe famous idiots

how much plastic surgery has lisa had?

[CooltempoRecords]

We understand that their may be a forthcoming CD single in the form of a duet featuring Mario & Lisa, entitled: Endless Love. Can anyone confirm this?

[Clubmanx456]

And you basically only gave 3 points there as you kept repeating yourselves!!!

[Clubmanx456]

Why would anyonewant to emulate you two?

[kagariparis]

who of you wants to help me revise an english assignment so i can pass my course. i have to hand it in monday but it is so difficult. i made a list of errors and now i have to explain the types of errors and post a revision but i am so confused. i f you want to help me sen me an email (see my account) i will mail word doc to you if you leave your email. even if you can just have a look at it it wil help me

much love, kagari

[WardyWuga]

anyone whos a nice decent person likes these 2, anyone whos a skank and a hater and gets beat up, hates them

[quietman18]

They talk about planning, but they seem to be making this up as they go along.

[ORLYmark]

what do you think of my video?

[wozza59]

BB a programme for the not so bright sad people who really need to get a life..............Sorry.

[binladensassassin]

yehh i agree

[bertarnd08]

wa u talkin about! u dont no anyting bro owl can u sayh dat big bro iz de bezt u no u uv it secretlee

[TheKhalipha]

Props to dat!

very tru!

[mrcrackerfeld]

the people that get through in 2009 bb will have celeb connections(been on e4.been in music video) so if your an average joe who wants to be on bb,tough as bb is rigged scam

[WardyWuga]

Mario and Lisa lovely couple very nice people i loved u 2 in big brother, fuck the haters

[binladensassassin]

the haters say fuck you too asswipe :)

[sootykettel]

From Times Online (January 8, 2009):

"The ICRC said that it had spent four days seeking Israeli guarantees of safe passage so that it could gain access to the houses in the badly damaged Zaytun neighbourhood" of Gaza city

"In one house they discovered four small children, alive but too weak to stand, next to the bodies of their dead mothers."

"At that point they were ordered to leave by Israeli soldiers manning a post some 80 metres away!"

"but they refused to do so"

[messibouti99]

he looks very funny in pink

[bertarnd08]

u de prick of de mumf

[bertarnd08]

yeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz bro, diz iz 1 ov de bezt, marlo iz wikid n liza iz like yezzzzzzzzzz? bigg bruvvvva iz de bezt and colio wheel win de cabbrety zhow . i carnt what 4 nezt year zhow and i wheel deff be alldishnun?  yeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz

[binladensassassin]

what in the name of fuck is that supposed to mean?

is it even fucking english?!

[bertarnd08]

yeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz bro u no de coo ? we coo de lar

[blinkerbarker]

lol lovin the ttt tips well funny keep wanting 2 call u lynda 4 somereason anywhos thnx 4 the tipiau gwych keep smileing :.) x

[Elliottlague1994]

Lisa is sexy lol (boobies..hahaha)

[WardyWuga]

no its not shit, a lot can be learned from human social behaviour and reactions etc, its interesting to see what happens and theres nothing else on tv anyway. if u think its shit dont fucking watch this video

[binladensassassin]

whatever

they should not promote a video if they didnt want people to watch it

human social behaviour from douchbags like those ^ wtf can you learn from watching a bunch of donkeys

[WardyWuga]

its suppost to be entertainment and not all housemates are useless some are interesting people u dumb fuck, i pity your ignorance/arrogrance

[binladensassassin]

on your own you piece of shit - entertainment my arse

as you can see people are supporting my views :)

so why dont you just give up defending the complete shit sack that big brother is and get a fucking life

[WardyWuga]

fuck u i hope u die, i hope u die in a car accident, no one supports your views u and your little sock puppet accounts ur the one who needs a life

[binladensassassin]

rofl

[binladensassassin]

why a car accident?

why not cancer? like people usually say when they deathwish someone on youtube

you ass wipe

all the rest of you big brother fans are complete cunts

yehh

[WardyWuga]

actually i usually say cancer, but a car accident is just funnier, and ok then aids it is u fail u can keep hatin, but the fact is big brother is the best thing on tv

[binladensassassin]

ok my turn

i hope you fall of a curb and break your neck

then get battered to death with a rolled up newspaper

[WardyWuga]

yeah but that would never happen im not clumsy enough, dont bother replying, i wont read it

[Mc091186]

THE ITALIAN STALLION!!!! lol

[Mc091186]

great nice people!!

[boyoedge]

love you guys. good to see you. hows the health and safety facilitating going mario? lol.love you loads